WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:05.000 *Roundabout plays* 00:00:16.100 --> 00:00:19.920 *pewds waves hand and stares into your soul....* 00:00:19.920 --> 00:00:22.120 Hey, how's it goin' brrrroooos? 00:00:22.180 --> 00:00:22.780 Today 00:00:22.780 --> 00:00:24.680 is another one of those days 00:00:24.740 --> 00:00:25.980 It's so late 00:00:25.980 --> 00:00:27.440 Oh, my god, it's so late 00:00:27.480 --> 00:00:29.980 It's so early. I'm such a hard worker 00:00:30.040 --> 00:00:31.800 But I need to record a video 00:00:31.800 --> 00:00:33.460 And I got a pretty good one. 00:00:33.460 --> 00:00:35.620 Hey, 'member the 'to be continued' memes? 00:00:35.900 --> 00:00:38.880 Pewdiepie, last to the meme - again. 00:00:39.060 --> 00:00:40.000 You got me. 00:00:40.000 --> 00:00:40.960 That's hilarious 00:00:41.040 --> 00:00:42.160 Why did I do that? 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:43.240 For no reason 00:00:43.240 --> 00:00:45.800 We're gonna watch some 'to be continued' memes 00:00:45.800 --> 00:00:47.000 'Cause they're funny. 00:00:47.140 --> 00:00:48.000 Let's have a look. 00:00:48.120 --> 00:00:50.020 *Roundabout plays again* 00:00:50.680 --> 00:00:51.500 Oh, boy! 00:00:53.000 --> 00:00:54.680 It's a guy rock climbing 00:00:54.960 --> 00:00:57.200 I wonder what can go wrong here? 00:00:58.240 --> 00:01:00.240 He's getting ready to jump 00:01:03.560 --> 00:01:06.520 OH MY GOD 00:01:07.320 --> 00:01:10.200 What the fuck? I need to know what happened! 00:01:10.200 --> 00:01:11.740 Now, if you guys don't know, it's 00:01:11.740 --> 00:01:15.520 This meme ca-came from the anime, JoJo's Bizarre Adventure 00:01:15.520 --> 00:01:19.660 It's just a cliffhanger. This is literally a cliff - cliff JUMPER. Am I right? 00:01:19.660 --> 00:01:21.020 I need to find the original 00:01:21.140 --> 00:01:22.300 Where do we have it? 00:01:22.320 --> 00:01:23.360 Is this the one? 00:01:24.000 --> 00:01:25.420 Man survives... 00:01:26.180 --> 00:01:27.220 Dammit! 00:01:27.460 --> 00:01:28.340 Is this the jump? 00:01:28.340 --> 00:01:29.440 This is the jump. 00:01:29.440 --> 00:01:30.300 This is the jump. Okay. 00:01:30.300 --> 00:01:31.300 Does he make it? 00:01:32.940 --> 00:01:34.540 Oh-Oh, my god, he made it 00:01:34.760 --> 00:01:36.360 Oh, my god, he *made* it! 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:38.140 How? 00:01:41.580 --> 00:01:42.620 Ooouhhh! 00:01:42.640 --> 00:01:43.680 Oh, I /hate/ it! 00:01:44.420 --> 00:01:45.420 I /hate/ it! 00:01:47.940 --> 00:01:48.760 Ughhh 00:01:48.840 --> 00:01:49.880 Fuckin' idiot 00:01:49.880 --> 00:01:53.120 'Ouh, I love the adrenaline.' Fuckin' moron, Jesus Christ-- 00:01:53.300 --> 00:01:54.100 *Roundabout plays again* 00:01:54.180 --> 00:01:54.900 Oh, great. 00:01:54.900 --> 00:01:57.280 More life threatening situations. 00:01:57.680 --> 00:02:02.640 It's just - It's just lions. They're just cute. They're just chi - Oh, geez 00:02:04.260 --> 00:02:05.700 What's gonna happen? 00:02:05.700 --> 00:02:07.800 That's the thing; you never know.- 00:02:09.440 --> 00:02:11.380 OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH 00:02:11.640 --> 00:02:13.820 *signature pewds laugh* 00:02:15.020 --> 00:02:18.540 Oh, I love how it ends just in that sheer panic moment. 00:02:18.540 --> 00:02:20.440 'Cause we've all had that one moment. 00:02:20.440 --> 00:02:24.640 Where everything is fun and games and then all of a sudden: OH MY GOD 00:02:24.640 --> 00:02:29.520 It's kind of like - You could do one when, uh, Michael got stuck in the police car. 00:02:31.080 --> 00:02:31.720 [Felix] See ya, Michael! 00:02:31.720 --> 00:02:32.940 [Michael] No *gasp* 00:02:38.140 --> 00:02:40.860 Nah, it wouldn't really work. But still. 00:02:40.860 --> 00:02:41.580 *Roundabout plays* 00:02:41.700 --> 00:02:42.760 Oh, wow, it's a - 00:02:43.700 --> 00:02:44.700 [baby screams] 00:02:45.440 --> 00:02:47.120 Hey, look, it's Michael! 00:02:47.120 --> 00:02:48.420 What the fuck was that? 00:02:49.500 --> 00:02:50.760 [more screaming] 00:02:51.540 --> 00:02:52.340 *laughter* 00:02:52.340 --> 00:02:56.940 That's the shittiest one I've ever fucking seen. What the fuck was that? 00:02:57.460 --> 00:02:58.420 It's Pokemon 00:02:59.140 --> 00:03:00.420 It's an evolution 00:03:01.500 --> 00:03:02.860 It's gonna smash it 00:03:03.340 --> 00:03:06.660 *laughter* 00:03:07.580 --> 00:03:09.100 Oh, that poor thing. 00:03:09.860 --> 00:03:10.980 Ooh, Dark Souls. 00:03:13.620 --> 00:03:15.080 It's shooting arrows at him. 00:03:15.400 --> 00:03:16.840 In a safe distance... 00:03:18.940 --> 00:03:20.100 *laughter* 00:03:21.300 --> 00:03:22.340 /That's/ good. 00:03:22.340 --> 00:03:23.500 That's really good 00:03:23.500 --> 00:03:26.240 Jesus Christ, that face is fucking terrifying. 00:03:26.240 --> 00:03:28.660 'I'm feeling a little scared.' From what? 00:03:28.940 --> 00:03:30.560 *man kicks woman 00:03:30.560 --> 00:03:31.620 OOOH! 00:03:32.620 --> 00:03:33.320 No! 00:03:33.520 --> 00:03:34.300 *laughs* 00:03:34.560 --> 00:03:35.060 Do-hhgfjh 00:03:35.960 --> 00:03:36.600 *groans* 00:03:36.600 --> 00:03:40.280 Why would you do that? Why would you do that? Why would you do - 00:03:41.500 --> 00:03:46.660 Alright, great, now I can never trust a man to kick an apple off my - what is that called? Where does that originate from? 00:03:47.380 --> 00:03:52.440 Oh, that's right! He had to shoot an apple off his son's head to save his life. 00:03:52.680 --> 00:03:56.700 Look at that guy's face. That's my face. Zoom in on this guy. That's me. 00:03:56.960 --> 00:03:58.900 Literally me. 'Fuck man' 00:03:59.300 --> 00:04:00.820 *dancing* 00:04:04.980 --> 00:04:06.340 Well, I, you know... 00:04:06.340 --> 00:04:09.360 I didn't think that could get any shittier but here we have one with Jack. 00:04:09.360 --> 00:04:10.320 [Jack] To be continued memes. 00:04:10.320 --> 00:04:11.160 [J] They're the best. 00:04:11.160 --> 00:04:11.920 *Roundabout again* 00:04:11.920 --> 00:04:12.720 [F] They're the best. 00:04:15.680 --> 00:04:17.040 [F] Except this one. 00:04:18.420 --> 00:04:19.380 *Roundabout* 00:04:19.380 --> 00:04:20.500 Oh, I've seen this one! 00:04:20.660 --> 00:04:22.100 That one is /insane/! 00:04:23.780 --> 00:04:25.780 That one is /fucking/ insane. 00:04:25.780 --> 00:04:27.420 I gotta show you guys that one. 00:04:27.420 --> 00:04:32.300 How do - How do these people survive, ya know? People die from so many weird, fuckin' random shit. 00:04:32.300 --> 00:04:34.720 How do they survive this? This one is so fucking cool 00:04:34.720 --> 00:04:37.340 'Cause - 'cause sadly everyone lives in this one 00:04:40.340 --> 00:04:43.700 Why is he hanging on the fucking wind to begin with? 00:04:43.700 --> 00:04:45.500 Look at him! They're going too close! 00:04:50.460 --> 00:04:51.260 *groans* 00:04:53.120 --> 00:04:53.780 Fuck! 00:04:54.180 --> 00:04:55.140 Ouh, it hurts! 00:04:55.400 --> 00:04:56.600 I - What - It hurts! 00:04:57.000 --> 00:04:59.340 It feel - I /feel/ it! 00:04:59.840 --> 00:05:01.180 I don't /like/ it! 00:05:02.060 --> 00:05:03.500 *I Believe I Can Fly plays* 00:05:03.500 --> 00:05:08.760 [Woman in video] A high five in midair should have been a tip-off, but some pet lovers were upset. 00:05:09.380 --> 00:05:14.300 What the fuck is wrong with people? That's - Cats can't high five 00:05:14.600 --> 00:05:15.840 This is torture! 00:05:15.840 --> 00:05:18.140 [Woman in video] - Cats, the magic of green screen. 00:05:18.140 --> 00:05:19.880 I wonder if they land on their feet, though. 00:05:20.480 --> 00:05:21.800 *Roundabout* 00:05:22.420 --> 00:05:24.320 [Woman on video] - Then he licked his chops. 00:05:24.780 --> 00:05:25.840 Ooh, pug! 00:05:25.840 --> 00:05:29.680 [Woman on video] - rescue dogs skydive strapped to her owner. 00:05:29.680 --> 00:05:32.420 [Man in video] She has her own oxygen mask, her own goggles 00:05:32.960 --> 00:05:33.720 But why? 00:05:34.180 --> 00:05:34.960 But WHY? 00:05:34.960 --> 00:05:38.440 I'm getting a little sidetracked, but why the /fuck/ would you do that? 00:05:38.760 --> 00:05:41.000 I wouldn't bring Slippy up in the air. 00:05:43.820 --> 00:05:44.960 That'd be kind of co- 00:05:44.960 --> 00:05:46.600 *you get the drill* 00:05:46.720 --> 00:05:49.280 *indistinct talking* 00:05:49.440 --> 00:05:50.240 *dumb-ass falls* 00:05:51.180 --> 00:05:52.500 Part of me just wants them to die! 00:05:52.500 --> 00:05:55.700 I don't know. I think part of me is sad that I can't see them die. 00:05:55.820 --> 00:05:56.780 *Roundabout* 00:06:00.260 --> 00:06:01.720 *laughter* 00:06:01.720 --> 00:06:04.040 See, these don't - Okay, it's funny, alright? 00:06:04.040 --> 00:06:06.620 But it don't work. I saw what happened, alright? 00:06:06.620 --> 00:06:10.120 The - the thing that you /don't/ know what happened. That's the joy of it. 00:06:10.640 --> 00:06:11.760 Did he die or not? 00:06:11.760 --> 00:06:14.840 Clearly he's just gonna get hurt. I wanna know if they died. 00:06:14.840 --> 00:06:15.920 *Megalovania plays* 00:06:15.920 --> 00:06:19.520 I know it's a little morbid and weird of me to say that, but it's true. 00:06:19.520 --> 00:06:23.000 Is this gonna - it's gonna be like 'oh, is he gonna fall?' yeah. 00:06:23.000 --> 00:06:25.860 He's gonna fuckin' fall in the water and scream like a little bitch. 00:06:25.860 --> 00:06:31.160 There's no 'to be continued' there unless he breaks his leg or some shit, like I don't care 00:06:36.020 --> 00:06:38.140 *Roundabout* 00:06:39.840 --> 00:06:41.440 Okay, that one's funny 00:06:41.440 --> 00:06:42.260 Okay, that one's funny. 00:06:42.500 --> 00:06:43.540 *man shouting* 00:06:44.740 --> 00:06:46.720 *man shouts then cut off* 00:06:46.800 --> 00:06:47.840 [F] *laughing* 00:06:48.080 --> 00:06:49.120 *man jumps off cliff brings dumb-ass that didnt tie the rope to anything* 00:06:50.840 --> 00:06:51.740 AAAHH! 00:06:52.140 --> 00:06:53.100 UUUIIHHH! 00:06:53.600 --> 00:06:54.720 What happened?! 00:06:54.720 --> 00:06:56.820 See, that's what I'm talkin' about! 00:06:56.820 --> 00:06:58.240 If you don't know if they - 00:06:59.020 --> 00:07:00.940 I mean, I'm /sure/ they died 00:07:00.940 --> 00:07:06.460 Ohuuh, let me just take this second and moment also to just say, 'What the fuck, Russians. What is wrong with you?' 00:07:06.460 --> 00:07:11.960 'Do you have - Do you not have internet in Russia? To do other things than jumping off a fucking building?' 00:07:12.360 --> 00:07:14.600 Why's that fucking - That is fake. 00:07:14.600 --> 00:07:15.980 'Cause he's wearing a suit. 00:07:15.980 --> 00:07:18.020 I - There may - Okay, I get it. It's fake 00:07:18.100 --> 00:07:19.940 Dammit. I wanted him to die. 00:07:19.940 --> 00:07:22.240 Why do I say that? What's wrong with me? 00:07:22.240 --> 00:07:24.160 *Megalovania plays* 00:07:24.160 --> 00:07:26.840 See, I know what's gonna happen! He shot the shotgun! C'mon. 00:07:26.840 --> 00:07:28.840 Fuckin' learn how to do these memes, alright? 00:07:29.060 --> 00:07:29.860 Or fuck off. 00:07:31.880 --> 00:07:32.760 Not funny. 00:07:33.760 --> 00:07:34.880 He's gonna fall. 00:07:35.200 --> 00:07:36.320 He's gonna fall. 00:07:37.240 --> 00:07:38.520 This might be good. 00:07:41.180 --> 00:07:42.340 No, it's not. 00:07:42.340 --> 00:07:43.960 Unless he breaks his neck, I don't care. 00:07:44.400 --> 00:07:45.680 Okay, I don't care. 00:07:47.480 --> 00:07:48.520 Oh, no, he fell. 00:07:48.520 --> 00:07:50.600 Are you fuckin' retarded, whoever makes these? 00:07:51.920 --> 00:08:02.900 [Keemstar ranting about something and then becomes and outdated meme by saying nigge-] 00:08:03.340 --> 00:08:04.900 *laughter* 00:08:06.420 --> 00:08:09.940 Jesus Christ. May. I'm reacting to such fucking ol - 00:08:09.940 --> 00:08:12.640 [Woman in video] Is the weed on the show real? 00:08:15.060 --> 00:08:17.940 *laughter* 00:08:19.220 --> 00:08:20.300 Good job, okay? 00:08:20.300 --> 00:08:22.840 At least some people have a sense of fucking humor. 00:08:22.840 --> 00:08:25.400 [Man in video] Who the hell would wanna smell like Africa? 00:08:27.840 --> 00:08:29.300 *laughter* 00:08:32.820 --> 00:08:33.860 Okay, fine. 00:08:34.240 --> 00:08:34.740 Oh! 00:08:35.140 --> 00:08:35.640 Oh! 00:08:35.680 --> 00:08:36.180 Oh! 00:08:36.640 --> 00:08:38.640 *fap* fap*fap*fap* 00:08:39.480 --> 00:08:40.300 Yes!! 00:08:40.520 --> 00:08:41.320 *laughing* 00:08:41.900 --> 00:08:43.680 I mean noo! No! 00:08:44.920 --> 00:08:45.420 No. 00:08:46.840 --> 00:08:47.640 *laughter* 00:08:49.760 --> 00:08:50.480 Oh, my god.*cringes* 00:08:53.200 --> 00:08:55.920 You can hear the Playstation music, too. 00:08:55.920 --> 00:08:57.000 How long does this go on? 00:08:57.820 --> 00:08:59.740 He's having a wank, isn't he? 00:08:59.740 --> 00:09:01.600 [Man in video] What is up everyone? 00:09:01.800 --> 00:09:03.640 [M] Hello, hello and welcome. 00:09:04.320 --> 00:09:05.280 [M] Oh! Camera's on! 00:09:06.700 --> 00:09:07.700 *laughter* 00:09:08.680 --> 00:09:09.720 'Oh, the camera's on!' 00:09:10.160 --> 00:09:11.100 *laughter* 00:09:11.440 --> 00:09:12.160 That face. 00:09:13.520 --> 00:09:15.920 [Man in video] When I say jump, okay? 00:09:16.280 --> 00:09:16.920 [M] Jump! 00:09:17.180 --> 00:09:17.680 *thud* 00:09:17.800 --> 00:09:19.060 *laughter* 00:09:21.280 --> 00:09:22.080 *laughter* 00:09:22.080 --> 00:09:24.200 I know it's a kid but it's still funny, okay? 00:09:24.200 --> 00:09:26.660 I can't wait to have kids just to fuck with them. 00:09:26.880 --> 00:09:27.380 Fu - 00:09:28.400 --> 00:09:30.980 [Woman gasping, sniggering] 00:09:35.600 --> 00:09:36.400 That was it? 00:09:37.560 --> 00:09:38.060 Oh! 00:09:39.680 --> 00:09:42.460 OOOOOOH! 00:09:43.000 --> 00:09:44.040 The plot twist! 00:09:44.760 --> 00:09:45.560 *laughter* 00:09:46.760 --> 00:09:47.560 Oooh, shit. 00:09:48.800 --> 00:09:52.660 [Man in video laughing] 00:09:53.800 --> 00:09:54.520 *giggles* 00:09:56.100 --> 00:09:57.060 What the fuck? 00:09:58.200 --> 00:09:59.800 [Man in video laughing] 00:10:00.660 --> 00:10:03.420 I'm so confused. I am so. Confused. 00:10:04.420 --> 00:10:05.940 I - That is me right now. 00:10:06.920 --> 00:10:11.520 Alright, guys, I hope you enjoyed this video. If you did go ahead and leave a like and check out another video. 00:10:11.860 --> 00:10:12.980 And as always... 00:10:12.980 --> 00:10:13.680 *i'll be the roundabout* 00:10:14.340 --> 00:10:15.700 Stay awesome, bros