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*Lagu sedih*

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*bunyi guitar*

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*ton jazzy dan bau meme "To be Continued" memenuhi bilik*

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Hey, apa khabar ? (bunuh saya)

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Hari ini

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ialah antara hari2 itu

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ia sudah lewat

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Oh tuhan, ia sangat lewat

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ia sangatlewat. Saya seorang yang rajin

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Tapi saya perlu rakam video

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Dan saya ada yang bagus

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Hey, ingat lagi memes "to be continued" ?

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Pewdiepie: last to the meme - again.

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Awak dapat saya

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Itu kelakar

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Kenapa saya buat itu ?

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Tak ada sebab

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Kita akan tengok beberapa "to be continued " meme

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Sebab ia kelakar

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Mari kita tengok

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*lagi tone jazzy dalam video ini*

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Alamak!!

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Seorang lelaki  sedang "rock climbing."

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Saya tertanya-tanya apa kesalahan akan berlaku di sini?

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Dia bersedia untuk lompat...

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*suara lelaki itu menjerit*

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OH. TUHAN

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"What the ****" ? Saya perlu tahu apa yang berlaku !

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Sekarang, kalau korang tak tau, ia-

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Meme ini datang dari anime, Jo Jo's Bizzarre Adventure.

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Ia cuma "cliffhanger". Ini memang cliff... "Cliff Jumper". Betul kan ? (lawak tak :V)

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Saya perlu cari video yang asal

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Di mana ?

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Yang ini ke ?

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Seorang lelaki selamat.....

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Jahanam!

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Inikah lompatannya?

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Inilah lompatannya

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Inilah lompatannya. Okay

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Dia berjaya ke ?

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*lelaki menjerit**bunyi benda patah*

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Oh tuhan, dia berjaya

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Oh tuhan, dia berjaya

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Macam mana?

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*lelaki menjerit**bunyi benda patah sekali lagi*

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Ooouhhh!

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Oh, saya benci itu

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Oh, saya benci itu (bunuh saya)

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*lelaki menjerit*

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Ughhh

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Bodohnya kau!!!

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Oh, saya suka semangat dia. Bodoh, Jesus Christ

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*ton jazzy*

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Oh, hebat.

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Banyak situasi yang bahaya

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Ia cuma, ia cuma singa. Mereka comel. Mereka cuma, Oh, geez

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Apa yang akan berlaku?

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Itu benda yang tak akan awak tahu.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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*gelak* muhahahahahhahahahahhahha

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Oh, saya suka bagaimana ia berakhir dalam situasi yang panik

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Sebab kita ada saat yang macam tu

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Bila semua gembira dan tiba2: Oh, tuhan!

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Ia macam , awak boleh buat satu bila, Michael tersangkut di kereta polis

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*ton jazzy*

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[Felix/Pewdiepie]Jumpa awak, Michael!

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[Michael]Tidak!!

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Tak, ia tidak berhasil. Tapi masih...

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*ton jazzy*

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Oh , wow, ia....

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*bayi menjerit macam syaitan*

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Hey, tengok, itu Michael!

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Apa benda tadi tu ?

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*bayi menjerit macam syaitan*

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*gelaki lagi* muhahahaha

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Ini yang paling taik yang pernah saya tengok. Apa benda tadi tu ?

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Ia Pokemon

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*ton jazzy*

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Ia satu evolusi

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Ia akan hancurkannya

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*gelak* lel

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Oh, kesian

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Ooh, Dark Souls

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*ton jazzy*

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Ia memanah ke dia

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Dalam jarak yang selamat

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*gelak* mamamamamamamamamammaamm

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Itu sangat bagus

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Itu sangat bagus

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Jesus Christ,  muka tu sangat teruk

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'Saya rasa sangat takut'. Dari apa?

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*lelaki menjerit*

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OOOH! (habis kepala dia)

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Tidak!

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*gelak*

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*mengerang*

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Kenapa awak lakukan itu? x3

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Baik, sekarang saya tak akan percaya orang yang tendang epal kat saya, apa nama benda tu ? Dari mana asal nya ?

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Oh, betullah! Dia perlu tembak epal atas kepala anak dia untuk selamatkan nyawanya

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Tengok muka lelaki tu. Itu muka saya. Zoom dekat lelaki ni. Itu saya

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Memang saya. '****, man.'

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*ton jazzy*

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*ahhhhh**lelaki menjerit*

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Jadi, saya... awak tahu

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Saya tak tau ia akan jadi lebih teruk tapi kita ada satu dengan Jack

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To be continued memes.

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Ia memang hebat

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*ton jazzy*

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Ia memang hebat

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Kecuali ini

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*ton jazzy*

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Saya dah tengok yang ni

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Yang ni sangat gila!

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Yang ni sangat gila!

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Saya perlu tunjuk kat awak yang itu

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Macam mana orang ni selamat ? Orang mati dari pelbagai cara yang pelik,

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Macam mana orang ni selamat ? Yang ni hebat!~!

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Yang menyedihkan, semua orang hidup dalam video ni... (Pewdiepie......)

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Kenapa dia gantung di angin untuk bermula ?

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Tengok ! Mereka sangat rapat!

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*lelaki menjerit*

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*mengerang*

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Sial !

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Oh, itu sakit!

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Apa??! Itu sakit !

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Saya dapat rasakannya

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Saya benci tu

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*saya percaya saya boleh melambung??*

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High-five di tengah udara patut dapat dilakukan, tapi sesetengah pencinta haiwan marah

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Apa masalah orang ni? Itu.... kucing tak boleh high five.

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Itu penyeksaan!!

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Kucing, keajaiban skrin hijau

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Adakah ia mendarat dengan kaki

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*ton jazzy*

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kemudia dia menjilat

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OOhhh, pug!!

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Penyelamat anjing Skydive dengan tuannya

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Dia ada dia punya topeng oksigen , goggles sendiri

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Tapi, kenapa?

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Tapi, kenapa?

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Saya tak faham, tapi kenapa awak lakukan tu ?

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Saya nk bawak Slippy ke atas udara

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Itu sangat hebat

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*ton jazzy*

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*apa kau cakap*

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*tarik nafas**terkejut*

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Saya rasa macam nak mereka mati!

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Saya tak tau. Saya rasa sedih tak dapat lihat mereka mati

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*ton jazzy*

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*gelak*

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Tengok, ini tak..... Okay, ni kelakar, kan?

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Tapi ia tak berhasil. Saya nampak apa yang berlaku

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Benda yang awak tak tau apa yang berlaku. Itulah keseronokannya

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Dia mati atau tidak ?

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Jelas dia cuma akan sakit. Saya nak tau dia mati atau tak

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*ton jazzy ala black metal*

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Saya tau ia pelik untuk cakap, tapi ia benar

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Ini akan... ini akan jadi macam 'oh, adakah dia akan jatuh?' yeah

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Dia akan jatuh dalam air dan menjerit macam pelacur

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Itu bukan 'to be continued' kecuali dia patah kaki atau benda lain, saya tak kisah

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*ton jazzy*

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Okay, itu kelakar

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Okay, itu kelakar

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*lelaki menjerit*

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*lelaki menjerit*

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[Felix/Pewdiepie]Gelak

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*Lelaki menjerit********

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AAAHH!

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UUUIIHHH!

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Apa yang berlaku ?

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Tengok, inilah yang saya maksudkan!

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Kalau awak tak tau jika mereka

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Saya maksudkan, saya yakin mereka mati

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Ohuuh, biar saya ambil masa ni dan cakap " Apa masalah awak orang Rusia. Apa masalah awak ?'

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Awak ada internet di Rusia ? Untuk buat perkara lain selain terjun dari bangunan ?

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Kenapa ia..... Itu palsu

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Sebab dia pakai sut

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Itu mungkin.... Okay, saya dah dapat. Itu palsu

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Jahanam. Saya nak dia mati.

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Kenapa saya cakap benda tu ? Apa masalah saya?

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*ton jazzy mat rock*

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Tengok, saya tau apa yang akan berlaku! Dia tembak shotgun!

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Belajarlah cara nak guna memes ni, okay ?

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Atau berambus

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Tak kelakar

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Dia akan jatuh

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Dia akan jatuh

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Ini mungkin bagus

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Tidak

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Kecuali leher dia patah, saya tak peduli

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Okay , saya tak peduli

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Oh , tidak , dia jatuh

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Awak bodoh ke , siapa yang buat ni ?

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[WT* Keemstar]

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*gelak*

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Jesus Christ. Mungkin. Saya memberi reaksi kepada benda yang lama

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Ganja yang dalam program tu betul ?

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*gelak la selagi mampu*

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Bagus , okay ?

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Sekurang-kurangnya orang ada 'sense of humor'

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Kenapa nak bau macam Afrika?

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*gelak* Felix racist

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Okay, baik

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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*tepuk tangan*

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Ya!!!!

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*gelak*

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Maksud saya tidak ! Tidak !

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Tidak

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*ketawa*

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Oh, tuhan

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Awak boleh dengar lagu Playstation

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Berapa lama benda ni ?

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Apa khabar ?

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Hello , hello dan selamat datang

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Oh ! Kamera dah buka!

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*gelak*

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Oh ! Kamera dah buka!

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*ketawa*

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Muka tu

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Bila saya kata lompat, okay ?

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Lompat!

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*debak??*

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*ketawa*

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*ketawa*

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Saya ia budak kecil tapi ia kelakar , okay ?

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Saya tak sabar nak ada anak dan main dengan mereka

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fuuuuu

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*gelak sambil bernafas*

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*ton jazzy*

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Itu saja ?

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Oh !

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OOOOOOH!

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Udang disebalik batu !

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*ketawa*

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Ooooh , taik

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*lelaki dalam video gelak*

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lel

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WT*

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*lelaki dalam video gelak lagi*

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Saya sangat keliru. Saya sangat. Keliru...

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Itu saya sekarang

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*gelak*

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Baiklah, saya harap awak menikmati video ini. Kalau ya, tinggalkan "Like" dan tengok video yang lain

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Dan seperti biasa......

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*ton jazzy*

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Kekal hebat, bro

