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*Tužna muzika*

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*muzika*

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*muzika*

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Hej, kako ste?

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Danas

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je još jedan od onih dana

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tako je kasno

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O, moj, Bože, tako je kasno

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Tako je kasno. Ja se zaista trudim.

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Ali ja trebam snimiti video

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I imam jedan poprilično dobar.

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Hej sjećate se 'nastaviti će se' šali?

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Pewdiepie: kasni na šale - opet.

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Imate me.

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To je presmješno.

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Zašto sam to uradio?

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Bez razloga.

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Gledati ćemo nekoliko 'nastaviti će se' šala.

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Jer su smiješne.

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Idemo pogledati.

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*muzika*

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O, čovječe.

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Taj se čovjek penje po kamenju.

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Pitam se šta bi moglo poći po zlu ovdje?

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Sprema se da skoči...

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*čovjek u video se dere*

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O. MOJ. BOŽE.

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Koji kurac? Ja moram znati šta se dogodilo!

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Pa, ako već ne znate,

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Ova šala je došla iz crtaća, "Jo Jo's Bizzarre Adventure".

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Ovo je bukvalno a stijena - SKAKAČ sa stijena. Jesam li upravu?

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Trebam da nađem orginal.

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Gdje ga mogu naći?

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Jel' ovo taj?

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Čovjek preživio...

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Dovraga!

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Je li ovo skok?

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Ovo je skok.

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Ovo je skok. Ok.

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Da li je uspio?

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*čovjek viče*

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O-O, moj Bože, uspio je

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O, moj Bože, uspio je!

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Kako?

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Oooohhh!

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O, mrzim ovo!

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Mrzim!

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*čovjek viče*

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Uhhhh

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Jebeni idiot!

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Uh, volim adrenalin. Jebeni moron, Isuse Kriste

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*muzika*

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E, super.

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Više životno prijetećih situacija.

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To su samo - samo lavovi. Oni su samo slatki. Oni su samo... Uh, Isuse.

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Šta će se dogoditi?

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To je stvar: nikada ne znaš-

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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*smije se*

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Ah, volim kada se završi u tom paničnom momentu.

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Jer svi smo imali taj trenutak.

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Gdje je sve super i igre i onda odjednom: O, moj Bože!

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To je kao - kada je Majkl zapeo u policijskom autu.

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[Pewdiepie] Vidimo se, Majkl!

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Ne, ne bih radilo. Ali ipak.

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Oh, wow, to je -

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*beba viče kao demon*

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Hej, vidi, to je Majkl!

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Koji kurac je to bilo?

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*beba viče kao demon*

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*hahaha*

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To je najgori koji sam ikada jebeno vidio. Koji kurac je to bilo?

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To je pokemon.

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To je evolucija.

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Zgnječiti će ga.

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*hahahahahahhahhahh*

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Aah, ta jadna stvar.

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Uuu, Dark Souls.

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Puca strijele u njega.

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Na bezbijednoj razdaljini...

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*hahah*

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Ova je dobra.

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Ova je stvarno dobra. mmm

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Isuse Kriste, ta faca je jebeno strašna.

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"Osjećam se malo uplašeno." Od čega?

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*oooooooooooooooooo*

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Ne!

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*hah*

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*aah*

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Zašto bih to uradila? Zašto bih to uradila? Zašto bih to...

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Dobro, odlično, sada više ne mogu vjerovati čovjeku da udari jabuku sa moje - kako se to zove? Odakle to dolazi?

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Aha, tako je! On he morao upucati jabuku sa glave njegovog sina da bih mu spasio život.

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Pogledajte facu tog lika. To je moja faca. Približi ovog čovjeka. To sam ja.

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Bukvalno ja. 'Jebemu, čovječe.!

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*čovjek viče*

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Pa, Ja, znate...

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Nisam mislio da to može postati gore ali ovdje imamo jednu sa Džekom.

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[Džek] Nastaviti će se šale.

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[Džek] One su najbolje.

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[Pewdiepie] One su najbolje.

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[Pewdiepie] Osim ove.

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Ah, vidio sam ovu!

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Ova je nevjerovatna!

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Ova je jebeno nevjerovatna.

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Moram vam pokazati ovu.

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Kako su, Kako su ovi ljudi preživjeli, znate? Ljudi umiru od skroz čudnih, jebenih slučajnih razloga.

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Kako su oni preživjeli ovo? Ova je jebeno kul.

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Zato - zato nažalost svi su preživjeli ovu.

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Zašto on visi na vjetru da započnemo?

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Pogledajte ga! Oni idu previše blizu!

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*čovjek viče*

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Jebem ti!

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Uhh, ovo boli!

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Ja - šta - To boli!

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Osjećam to!

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Ne sviđa mi se!

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*muzika*

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[Žena u videu] Visokih 5 u zraku su trebali biti slatki, ali neki ljubitelji ljubimaca su bili uznemireni.

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Koji kurac je sa ljudima? To je -- mačke ne mogu nabaciti peticu.

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Ovo je mučenje!

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[Žena u videu] - Mače, magija zelene pozadine.

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Pitam se da li su pale na sve 4.

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[Žena u videu] - Onda je on liznuo njegove šape.

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Aaa, pug!

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[Žena u videu] -  psi spasioci skaču padobranom uz svog vlasnika.

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[Man in video] Ona ima svoju oksigen masku, svoje naočare.

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Ali zašto?

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Ali ZAŠTO?

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Pomalo sam zbunjen, ali zašto bi neko želio to uraditi?

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Ja želim ponijeti Slippija gore u zrak.

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To bi bilo kul.

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*uzdah*

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Dio mene želi da oni umru!

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Ja ne znam. Ja mislim dio mene je tužan jer ih ne mogu vidjeti kako umru.

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*hahahah*

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Vidite, ove nisu - Ok, jesu smiješne, uredu?

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Ali ne funkcionišu. Vidio sam šta se desilo, dobro?

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Stvar koju ne znaš šta se desilo. To je radost toga.

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Jel umro ili nije?

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Očigledno on će se samo povrijediti. Ja želim znati jesu li umrli.

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Znam da je malo bolesno i čudno od mene da to kažem, ali to je istina.

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Hoće li ovo - biti kao "oh, hoće li pasti?" da.

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On će jebeno upasti u vodu i vrištati kao curica.

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Nema toga "nastaviti će se" nema ukoliko ne slomi nogu ili koji kurac, ne zanima me.

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Ok, ova je smiješna.

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Ok, ova je smiješna.

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*čovjek viče*

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*čovjek viče*

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[Pewdiepie] *smije se*

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*čovjek viče*

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AAAAAAAAA!

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UHHHHHHHHH!

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Šta se desilo?!

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Vidite, to je o čemu ja pričam!

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Ako ne znaš ako će...

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Mislim, siguran sam da su umrli.

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Uhh, dopustite me da uzmem sekundu i moment samo da kažem, "Koji kurac, Rusi. Šta ne valja sa vama?"

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"Imate li - Zar nemate internet u Rusiji? Da radite ostale stvari osim skakanja sa zgrada?"

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Zašto je to jebeno - To je fejk.

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Jer on nosi odijelo.

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Ili - Oni možda - Ok, shvatam. Fejk je.

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Dovraga. Ja sam želio da umre.

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Zašto to govorim? Šta nevalja sa mnom?

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Vidite, ja znam šta će se dogoditi! On je pucao sačmaru! Ma daj.

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Jebeno naučite kako se rade ove šale, dobro?

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Ili odjebite.

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Nije smiješno.

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Past će.

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Past će.

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Ova je možda dobra.

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Ne, nije.

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Ukoliko ne slomi vrat, ne zanima me.

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Ok, ne zanima me.

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O, ne, pao je.

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Jesi li jebeno retardiran, ko god pravi ove?

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[Keemstar se pravi glup]

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*hahahhha*

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Isuse Kriste. Maj. Ja reagujem na jebeno stare -

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[Žena u videu] Je li trava na showu prava?

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*hahahhahahah*

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Svaka čast, ok?

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Bar neki ljudi imaju smisla za jebeni humor.

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[Čovjek u videu] - Koji kurac zašto bi neko želio mirisati kao Afrika?

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*hahahha*

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Ok, dobro.

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Oh!

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Oh!

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Oh!

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*Pljeskanje*

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Daaa!!

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*hahahha*

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Mislim nee! Ne!

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Ne.

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*hahahha*

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O, moj Bože.

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Možete ćuti Playstation muziku, također.

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Koliko ovo traje?

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On ima erekciju, nema li?

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[Čovjek u videu] Šta ima ljudi?

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[Čovjek u videu] Ćao, ćao i dobrodošli.

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[Čovjek u videu] O! Kamera je upaljena!

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*hah*

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"Oh, kamera je upaljena!"

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*hah*

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To lice.

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[Čovjek u videu] Kada kažem skoči, ok?

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[Čovjek u videu] Skoči!

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*hahah*

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*hahah*

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Znam da je dijete ali ipak je smiješno, ok?

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Jedva čekam da imam djecu samo da se zafrkavam sa njima.

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To je to?

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Oh!

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OOOOOOOOOOH!

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Taj šamar!

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*haha*

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Ooh, sranje.

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[Čovjek u videu se smije]

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Koji kurac?

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[Čovjek u videu se smije]

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Ja sam tako zbunjen. Ja sam tako... Zbunjen.

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To sam ja upravo sada.

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*haha*

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Ok, momci, nadam se da ste uživali u ovom videu. Ako jeste onda idite i ostavite lajk i pogledajte još neki video.

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I kao uvijek...

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Ostanite nevjerovati, bros.