WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.149 This may come as a bit of a shocker. 00:00:03.149 --> 00:00:05.149 :( 00:00:06.940 --> 00:00:08.660 I don't have a lot of friends. 00:00:09.940 --> 00:00:12.960 Shut the f-, danny. Do you want to go to the fucking ceiling? 00:00:13.620 --> 00:00:18.940 I'm not playing around with you danny! Today, for the first time in my life, 00:00:19.200 --> 00:00:24.020 I'm going to a house party. We're playing, "House Party:" the game. 00:00:24.020 --> 00:00:27.040 [Loud clapping] 00:00:27.220 --> 00:00:32.900 Made from the famous developer "EEK! LLC games." 00:00:33.220 --> 00:00:36.120 It's a great game. It's a really, really, really, really, good game. 00:00:36.120 --> 00:00:36.910 [Burps]-_- 00:00:36.910 --> 00:00:41.369 Starting, new game. Oh my God, here we are. Oh? Okay. 00:00:43.270 --> 00:00:45.219 I'm a little nervous! 00:00:45.219 --> 00:00:49.649 Okay, don't mess this up Pewds, you can do this. You can do this. 00:00:50.770 --> 00:00:52.420 This is the, 00:00:52.420 --> 00:00:55.739 this is the fucking standard-room in Unity by the way 00:00:56.680 --> 00:00:58.680 [Laughs] 00:00:58.690 --> 00:01:03.120 Okay, whatever, all right. Let's go in and- oh hello, hello, 00:01:03.790 --> 00:01:05.140 Hello! 00:01:05.140 --> 00:01:07.830 Woah! She's dancing on the coffee table. 00:01:08.470 --> 00:01:10.589 My God. Those moves. 00:01:11.439 --> 00:01:13.439 Danny, could you dance like that? 00:01:13.630 --> 00:01:15.630 Sorry, you've got a little 00:01:15.729 --> 00:01:17.200 spit on you. 00:01:17.200 --> 00:01:20.610 You may not have known this about me, but I'm actually an excellent dancer and I've been- 00:01:21.480 --> 00:01:26.320 I've been waiting for a time to really, break down my moves. 00:01:26.640 --> 00:01:27.800 Ah. 00:01:28.100 --> 00:01:28.860 Ah. 00:01:29.320 --> 00:01:30.380 Where's the dab? [Laughs] 00:01:31.900 --> 00:01:38.840 Woah! Woah! What is wrong with your hair? What is wrong with it? Oh God, she's dancing t- Hello, how you doin'? 00:01:39.400 --> 00:01:41.320 Ok- oh. She keeps- oh. 00:01:41.320 --> 00:01:43.529 Sorry, I didn't mean to. 00:01:45.050 --> 00:01:47.050 [Dramatic music] 00:01:47.190 --> 00:01:49.190 All right, I think I'm supposed to talk to this girl. 00:01:49.620 --> 00:01:51.620 Madison that's it. "Talk." 00:01:51.750 --> 00:01:53.750 "Um, do I know you?" 00:01:54.270 --> 00:01:59.359 Uh, no, but I would like to get to know you a little better. "Aw that's sweet, I'm Madison." 00:02:00.900 --> 00:02:07.730 Madison can you stop? Can you just stop? What the fuck is this? Oh, she doesn't like it. I'm sorry M-. I'm sorry, Madison. 00:02:07.860 --> 00:02:12.499 I'm sorry, I'm sorry. I'll get your phone. I'll get your phone, is that?- I have a third hand. 00:02:13.640 --> 00:02:14.960 [Laughs] 00:02:15.960 --> 00:02:19.300 Okay, good game... good game everyone. Very exciting game. 00:02:21.120 --> 00:02:23.120 Very, very exciting game play. 00:02:24.100 --> 00:02:25.120 Uh, how do I open?- 00:02:25.290 --> 00:02:28.010 "Madison's bathroom." Okay, here we go. All right, where's the phone? 00:02:28.860 --> 00:02:30.860 Where's th- There we go. 00:02:31.230 --> 00:02:32.550 "Take it." 00:02:32.550 --> 00:02:37.429 Madison's phone; got it. We're doing great. I think we're blending in really well in this party. 00:02:37.430 --> 00:02:44.540 What do you guys think? "It's not a real party." Ceiling, ceiling. You will go, to the fucking ceiling. "Kill yourself." Such natural 00:02:44.850 --> 00:02:46.850 movement, she has. Wow. 00:02:47.160 --> 00:02:48.180 Wow. 00:02:48.180 --> 00:02:55.880 She really knows how to, work it. What is wron- Oh my God, what is happening? Good game. Good game everyone. 00:02:55.880 --> 00:03:03.100 [Music] 00:03:03.520 --> 00:03:07.709 All right, "here Madison I have your-" Can you chill? No sweat. 00:03:08.470 --> 00:03:12.600 No sweat. No sweat. No sweat. No sweat. 00:03:13.240 --> 00:03:17.909 What she want us to do? "Aren't you a bold one? Help me play a prank on my sister," okay. 00:03:18.730 --> 00:03:20.730 "Humiliate Ashley." Ashley, 00:03:21.069 --> 00:03:25.589 Ashley, how about that? How about- what a great party. I'm having a great time 00:03:28.020 --> 00:03:31.100 There's Ashley! There's Ashley. Ashley! Ashley! 00:03:32.020 --> 00:03:36.600 [French] excuse me, how (is it) going, what's your name ? 00:03:36.600 --> 00:03:38.600 Oh Go- what happened? 00:03:38.600 --> 00:03:40.020 Wait, I can grab the chair 00:03:40.030 --> 00:03:41.380 Woah! 00:03:41.380 --> 00:03:44.699 Holy shit, man would you like a chair? 00:03:45.640 --> 00:03:50.789 Ashley! How about your- how about a pizza? Would you like a pizza? 00:03:53.860 --> 00:03:55.860 Where'd it go? 00:03:55.870 --> 00:03:57.870 Oh, there you are. 00:03:58.150 --> 00:04:00.150 Where'd she go? Ashley! 00:04:01.840 --> 00:04:05.519 Ashley I have a pizza! Ashley, w- 00:04:05.980 --> 00:04:09.900 [Laughs] 00:04:10.420 --> 00:04:15.180 Co- Just open your mouth, Ashley. I got it for you. I got it for you, trust me. 00:04:15.789 --> 00:04:22.169 I think she likes it. Oh, okay, all right. "Hi. I'm Ashley, I'm Madison's sister." 00:04:22.660 --> 00:04:27.390 You're Madison's sister? I never would have guessed. You're way hotter than she is. 00:04:28.240 --> 00:04:30.240 "Aw thanks, that's really sweet." 00:04:30.400 --> 00:04:37.049 "Thanks for making fun of my sister, I fucking hate that bitch." No sweat. No sweat. No sweat. Ah, no sweat. 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:43.320 "My stupid sister Madison spilled beer on me." Okay, what a bitch. Can you tone it down, all right? 00:04:43.419 --> 00:04:45.509 Can you tone it the fuck down over there? 00:04:46.120 --> 00:04:48.120 All right, so what do we do with her then? 00:04:48.850 --> 00:04:54.419 "Can I help you out with this beer accident?" Aww, you'd help me right now? I'm dripping wet. I need to- 00:04:55.120 --> 00:04:58.560 Dripping wet, she's dripping wet. I'm outta water. Give me- 00:04:59.620 --> 00:05:06.120 Can you get me some goddamn water? I'm on it. I'm on it, Ashley. I'm on it, don't you worry. What the fuck is this? 00:05:07.300 --> 00:05:11.340 Is that a cat? Ah! All right, Madison, I'm on your quest. 00:05:12.100 --> 00:05:14.020 I met your sister. 00:05:14.020 --> 00:05:16.020 "She's up to something, I know it!" 00:05:16.020 --> 00:05:21.100 [Dramatic music] 00:05:21.840 --> 00:05:24.300 "Are you drunk?" No, w- oh, God. 00:05:25.990 --> 00:05:33.689 "I'm straight-edge." I can't stand assholes who get drunk at parties. Okay. Does anyone want a pizza? 00:05:35.440 --> 00:05:37.240 Anyone want a pizza? 00:05:37.240 --> 00:05:44.280 Take it. Take it. Take that pizza. Come on, I know you swallow, you swallow. You want that- 00:05:44.860 --> 00:05:46.979 God damn it, Frank you fucked up. 00:05:46.980 --> 00:05:54.150 You fucked up Frank. No, no, no, don't touch Patrick. No, no, no, don't touch Patrick! Patrick, run! Run Patrick! Oh, shi- aw 00:05:54.880 --> 00:06:00.740 shit, no! Patrick get up, get up. I'll get the pizza. I'll get the pizza, Patrick. I'll get the pizza. 00:06:00.740 --> 00:06:05.720 It's going to be okay. Hang in there, buddy. Hang in there, buddy. I have the pizza. The pizza will solve, every problem. 00:06:07.420 --> 00:06:15.120 Aw shit, Patrick, what are you doin'? Patrick fight! You got to fight g- you got to get up, get up. Got it! 00:06:15.120 --> 00:06:15.620 I got him. 00:06:16.880 --> 00:06:18.120 Shit, shit, shit. 00:06:18.640 --> 00:06:20.640 Aw sh- 00:06:21.479 --> 00:06:27.199 Oh my God, he's gonna f- stop! Stop fighting! Stop this. 00:06:28.710 --> 00:06:30.710 Oh my God, not in the pizza. 00:06:32.360 --> 00:06:34.360 Holy shit, he got punched. 00:06:34.400 --> 00:06:36.400 Oh my God. 00:06:36.460 --> 00:06:40.840 What is that face? Close your fuckin' mouth. What is wrong with you? 00:06:41.729 --> 00:06:43.409 Stop. St- [Laughs] 00:06:43.409 --> 00:06:47.779 Stop, please stop making that face. You're scaring me. You're scaring the chil- Oh my God. 00:06:49.530 --> 00:06:56.119 K.O. I think he's dead, he died on a plant. Rest in plant. Rest in plant, Patrick. 00:06:56.120 --> 00:07:02.689 Here, have a pizza. Have a pizza, think about what you do- there we go. Okay, I saw Frank checking out your ass 00:07:02.689 --> 00:07:04.680 Oh, wait. That was me. 00:07:05.180 --> 00:07:08.660 Yeah! "Oh stop it. Haha. You're funny." 00:07:09.870 --> 00:07:15.349 Good one! Good one! If it's any consolation, wet clothes and all, you're still adorable. 00:07:16.289 --> 00:07:22.039 No sweat. No sweat. No sweat. No sweat. "Any luck finding me a way to dry off?" 00:07:22.889 --> 00:07:24.889 What if we give her the towel? 00:07:25.529 --> 00:07:28.369 "Perfect! Thanks! But these clothes still smell really bad." 00:07:29.490 --> 00:07:31.909 Okay, I could wash them. 00:07:32.610 --> 00:07:34.610 "You'd do that for me?" 00:07:34.710 --> 00:07:36.979 "I'm not sure if I can trust you with that, what can I do?" 00:07:38.520 --> 00:07:40.289 Bring me 00:07:40.289 --> 00:07:41.879 Madison's diary. 00:07:41.879 --> 00:07:44.059 Challenge accepted. 00:07:44.879 --> 00:07:46.879 I can lay down on bed? 00:07:47.009 --> 00:07:49.009 Excellent, good game. 00:07:49.469 --> 00:07:51.559 "Remove shirt." Oh yeah! 00:07:51.559 --> 00:07:52.409 [Background laughter] 00:07:52.409 --> 00:07:57.649 Hey, don't laugh! What are you- don't laugh! Don't clap like that, please! 00:08:01.919 --> 00:08:08.149 Oh my God, she took my fuckin' spot. What is wrong with you? "Lay down." Great, great I can't see her. 00:08:09.930 --> 00:08:11.610 Hey, you look- 00:08:11.610 --> 00:08:13.500 "Remove boxers." 00:08:13.500 --> 00:08:15.919 "Remove pants." Woah! 00:08:16.979 --> 00:08:18.479 Woah! 00:08:18.479 --> 00:08:19.919 Woah. 00:08:19.919 --> 00:08:21.389 No, no, no. 00:08:21.389 --> 00:08:27.438 Put on your goddamn pants! Put on, God damn it, God damn it, put on the pants. "Put on pants." 00:08:27.629 --> 00:08:31.819 What the fuck am I looking at? What the fuck? God damn it. Oh it's r- 00:08:32.940 --> 00:08:34.940 Thank you. Thank you. 00:08:35.219 --> 00:08:38.599 Ooh, that was a close call. Oh, he's ok now. 00:08:38.599 --> 00:08:44.718 He's back alive, great. All right, so without looking online, or or cheating, you have to pick this pen. 00:08:45.300 --> 00:08:50.449 Right? You have to get this pen. It's a really good game by the way. I'm really enjoying it. You have to get this paper. 00:08:51.540 --> 00:08:55.219 Uh-huh, okay, and then what you're supposed to do is, you put the- 00:08:55.949 --> 00:09:02.719 You put the paper right fuckin' here, and then you put the pencil over it, and then you get the code 00:09:03.120 --> 00:09:06.829 to the fuckin' locker, and then you go here. 00:09:08.520 --> 00:09:11.220 It's a good game by the way, it's really good. 00:09:11.220 --> 00:09:14.880 And then you put this, on this fuckin' lock. Great! 00:09:15.560 --> 00:09:18.760 "What in the actual fuck? That's my diary! I'm going to get Frank. You're dead motherfucker!" 00:09:18.930 --> 00:09:25.129 No, no, we cannot let her go to Frank we cannot let her go to Frank w- fuck. Fuck. 00:09:25.680 --> 00:09:31.400 Fuck! Don't get Frank. Don't get Frank. Madison! Ashley! Ashley, save me! Piece of shit. 00:09:31.580 --> 00:09:38.860 Me and Frank are friends. Me and Frank are friends. We're friends. We're friends, God damn it. We're friends, you can't stop us. 00:09:38.870 --> 00:09:44.029 You can't stop us Ashley, uou fuckin' whore. Frank, it's not true. It's not true 00:09:44.029 --> 00:09:51.289 Don't listen to her. Do not listen to her Frank. Do not listen. Don't look- Frank, look at me. 00:09:51.290 --> 00:09:55.309 I'm dead. Okay. Great. Frank, please, we can work this out. 00:09:56.399 --> 00:10:01.969 We can work this out Frank, we can work this out. It doesn't have to end like this Frank. 00:10:03.060 --> 00:10:05.060 You were like a father to me Frank. 00:10:05.820 --> 00:10:07.220 You were supposed to be the chosen one. 00:10:09.540 --> 00:10:11.180 Okay, is he coming? 00:10:11.180 --> 00:10:12.380 [RPG battle music] 00:10:12.380 --> 00:10:14.900 Aw fuck. "Close," close, close the God damn door. 00:10:15.060 --> 00:10:19.020 Great, excellent. Just what I wanted. Please, I have a child. 00:10:20.360 --> 00:10:24.849 What? How the fuck did he go down? Got 'im. 00:10:26.300 --> 00:10:28.959 Ow, fuck, he got me. Aw, come on. 00:10:29.959 --> 00:10:32.919 Come on. Am I going to have to replay everything? 00:10:33.589 --> 00:10:35.589 God fucking damn it. 00:10:36.319 --> 00:10:38.319 God fucking damn it. 00:10:38.320 --> 00:10:41.520 [8-bit music] 00:10:41.720 --> 00:10:43.279 Okay, so, 00:10:43.280 --> 00:10:49.380 It looks like we're alone here. Just give me your dress, and I'll get the washing machine. "Can you shut the door first?" Okay. 00:10:55.100 --> 00:10:58.900 We're still in the hallway... Give me your clothes. 00:11:01.340 --> 00:11:05.120 "My pleasure." Oh my God! Oh my God! 00:11:05.680 --> 00:11:12.519 Oh my God! "Marzia Productions," is sponsoring this video. This is an ad, for "Marzia Productions." 00:11:13.460 --> 00:11:15.379 Okay, uh, 00:11:15.379 --> 00:11:20.229 Your panties looks like they're soaked too. Uh, want me to throw them in the wash? 00:11:21.860 --> 00:11:27.909 "Today's your lucky day." Score. No sweat. No sweat. No sweat. Okay, so we put her clothes in... 00:11:28.819 --> 00:11:30.019 here. 00:11:30.019 --> 00:11:32.769 Then,- oh she's naked. I forgo- okay. 00:11:33.470 --> 00:11:34.970 Good job. 00:11:34.970 --> 00:11:39.730 Good job. Fuck off Ashley, you're a fucking bitch. You don't love her like I do. 00:11:39.920 --> 00:11:46.420 Hey crazy dance l- what that fuck is that move? Here, take a seat. Take a fuckin' seat. Take a seat right there. 00:11:47.689 --> 00:11:49.689 Oh, someone's liking it. [Groan] 00:11:50.980 --> 00:11:55.440 Oh my God, it's finished! Yes! Let's give her, her clothes. 00:11:56.360 --> 00:11:57.960 Ha ha! Ha ha! 00:11:58.240 --> 00:12:04.620 We did it, bros. High-five! Finally. Okay so what do you say? Pay me back for saving your life with a- 00:12:05.160 --> 00:12:06.620 [Alert SFX] 00:12:06.620 --> 00:12:08.620 [Metal Gear: Alert Theme] 00:12:08.820 --> 00:12:13.160 Oh my God. Oh my God. 00:12:13.500 --> 00:12:20.980 "Maybe if we go somewhere private." I guess that makes sense. Hey, pst. Hey, pst, here [whistles] come on. 00:12:22.460 --> 00:12:25.900 All right, now let's close the door. Close the door, all right. 00:12:25.900 --> 00:12:27.900 [Clears throat] 00:12:27.980 --> 00:12:29.860 And let's... 00:12:29.880 --> 00:12:32.680 talk. All right, pay me back. 00:12:32.680 --> 00:12:33.520 Fuck yeah. 00:12:33.520 --> 00:12:36.720 [Romantic music] 00:12:42.600 --> 00:12:49.140 No, thanks, I'm saving myself for marriage. [Laughs] You dumb bitch! [Slap noise X2] 00:12:49.340 --> 00:12:53.000 How do I get out of this situation? I can't. I literally can't. What? 00:12:53.879 --> 00:12:55.110 "End." 00:12:55.110 --> 00:13:01.020 Ha! Bitch, you got played! She got played! Got 'im. 00:13:01.020 --> 00:13:05.520 [Romantic music] :D 00:13:05.680 --> 00:13:10.260 This has been, my very first house party. Did you enjoy watching? 00:13:10.260 --> 00:13:11.780 If you did, leave a like. 00:13:11.780 --> 00:13:15.620 Uh, why don't you go ahead and leave two likes? Just to- as a social experiment. 00:13:15.620 --> 00:13:18.280 And see what happens. Have you ever been to a house party? 00:13:18.280 --> 00:13:22.740 Do you have any fun stories to share? Please leave a comment down below, and 00:13:23.840 --> 00:13:25.840 save yourself for marriage.