WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.180 --> 00:00:00.740 Edgar : HEY POODS 00:00:01.900 --> 00:00:02.660 I miss you :( 00:00:03.280 --> 00:00:04.720 I wanna spend time with you 00:00:05.400 --> 00:00:07.960 Everyday you spend with... Slippy 00:00:07.960 --> 00:00:09.780 SAD MUSIC AND CUTENESS OVERLOAD <not me, he ain't my dog, take him> 00:00:10.640 --> 00:00:11.220 OLD PEWDIEPIE 00:00:11.220 --> 00:00:11.720 Edgar : I MISS YOU 00:00:12.780 --> 00:00:14.280 I miss hanging out with you 00:00:15.200 --> 00:00:16.640 LIKE THE GOOD OLD DAYS 00:00:19.020 --> 00:00:20.460 I miss being your friend 00:00:21.320 --> 00:00:24.920 ♪♪ SAD MUSIC CONTINUES ♪♪ 00:00:28.260 --> 00:00:30.000 Let's do .. some DOGA 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:31.820 PEWDS : DOGA? WHAT IS THAT EDGAR ? 00:00:31.980 --> 00:00:33.100 Yoga for dogs 00:00:33.100 --> 00:00:34.380 <<LAUGHS>> 00:00:35.880 --> 00:00:41.280 INTRODUCTION MUSIC I DON'T F*****N KNOW 00:00:41.760 --> 00:00:43.840 OHHH? LET'S DO A COUPLE CHAPTERS 00:00:43.840 --> 00:00:45.300 Just Like The Good Ol' Days 00:00:45.320 --> 00:00:47.520 Edgar : WHAT DO YOU SAY PEWDS ? LET'S DO IT 00:00:48.340 --> 00:00:48.840 PEWDS : No 00:00:48.840 --> 00:00:50.460 There's no way we could ever do this 00:00:50.460 --> 00:00:50.960 MAYA 00:00:50.960 --> 00:00:52.400 MAYA<FOR REAL PEWDS?> : I'LL GO WITH U 00:00:53.080 --> 00:00:53.740 I LOVE YOGA 00:00:53.920 --> 00:01:01.980 ♪♪ SAD MUSIC AGAIN ♪♪ 00:01:02.140 --> 00:01:02.940 DAT ZOOM THO 00:01:06.380 --> 00:01:07.740 MAYA : I'LL DO YOGA WITH YOU 00:01:07.760 --> 00:01:08.860 I LOVE YOGA 00:01:09.220 --> 00:01:11.520 I DO IT WITH MARZIA ALL THE TIME 00:01:11.520 --> 00:01:13.520 MAYA : CHAPTER ONE 00:01:13.520 --> 00:01:14.520 UP AND DOWN THE MOUNTAIN 00:01:14.520 --> 00:01:16.740 DO YOU WANNA TRY THAT MAYA ? 00:01:16.740 --> 00:01:17.800 YOU WANNA DO THAT ONE ? 00:01:17.800 --> 00:01:19.260 YOU WANNA GO UP AND DOWN THE MOUNTAIN ? <uhmmmm> 00:01:19.260 --> 00:01:21.480 okay we start with the MOUNTAIN POSE 00:01:21.780 --> 00:01:25.440 THEN WE STAND FORWARD AND BEND THE OUTANASANA 00:01:25.620 --> 00:01:26.740 AND THE TATASANA 00:01:27.220 --> 00:01:29.340 AND THEN WE GO TO THE OUTKANASANA 00:01:29.680 --> 00:01:31.660 AND THEN THE OU-TANA-SANAAA 00:01:31.660 --> 00:01:33.560 AND THEN THE TATASANAA <i don't even know anymore> 00:01:33.840 --> 00:01:34.800 oh she loves it 00:01:34.800 --> 00:01:37.040 Look at her she's so happy! <giggles> 00:01:37.040 --> 00:01:38.060 MAYA (IN A DEEP VOICE) : I FUCKIN HATE YOU 00:01:38.160 --> 00:01:38.660 <hhhh> 00:01:38.960 --> 00:01:40.720 THE BOOK SAYS IT'S OK , SO.. 00:01:40.720 --> 00:01:42.820 THIS IS NOT TERRORIZING YOUR DOG 00:01:42.820 --> 00:01:44.760 THE BOOKS SAYS IT'S OK SO DON'T WORRY ABOUT IT 00:01:44.760 --> 00:01:45.640 HERE WE GO <sensei> 00:01:45.800 --> 00:01:51.100 ♪♪JAPANESE FLUTES ♪♪ 00:01:52.200 --> 00:01:53.160 (let go of me) 00:01:57.460 --> 00:01:58.100 <LAUGHS> 00:01:58.520 --> 00:01:59.100 AS IF 00:02:01.280 --> 00:02:03.480 WHAT IS THIS DOG ? WHAT , DID HE DRUG THEIR DOG ? 00:02:03.480 --> 00:02:04.380 OK , SO IN THIS ONE 00:02:05.540 --> 00:02:06.040 YOU 00:02:06.540 --> 00:02:08.880 BASICALLY KNEE YOUR DOG IN THE... 00:02:08.880 --> 00:02:09.440 GENITALSS- <cracks up> 00:02:09.440 --> 00:02:10.520 <LAUGHING WEIRDLY> 00:02:10.620 --> 00:02:14.460 JUST REALLY, REALLY HARD MORTAL KOMBAT FINISHER 00:02:14.460 --> 00:02:14.960 <hhhh> 00:02:15.140 --> 00:02:16.860 PEWDS : EDGAR IT'S YOUR TURN 00:02:16.860 --> 00:02:19.180 EDGAR : OH MY GOD , IT'S MY TIME TO PROVE MYSELF 00:02:19.260 --> 00:02:20.020 FOR PEWDS 00:02:20.020 --> 00:02:25.400 OH MY GOD , I FUCKIN LOVE YOGA , I FUCKIN LOVE IT , I FUCKIN LIVE FOR THIS SHIT MAN . PEWDS FINALLY .. 00:02:25.400 --> 00:02:28.440 ♪♪EXCITING♪♪ 00:02:28.440 --> 00:02:29.880 <WEIRD GROANING MOAN> 00:02:29.880 --> 00:02:32.960 PEWDS : I'VE NEVER HEARD HIM DO THAT NOISE BEFORE 00:02:33.020 --> 00:02:38.780 <<SO MUCH HAPPENING>> 00:02:38.780 --> 00:02:39.800 EDGAR'S BONE CRASH 00:02:39.880 --> 00:02:42.700 WHOAAAAAAH 00:02:43.960 --> 00:02:44.760 FATALITY 00:02:44.960 --> 00:02:46.660 GOOD THING I DONT HAVE ANY BALLS 00:02:47.140 --> 00:02:50.180 Bring your hand to the front torso as long- I don't care. okay 00:02:51.160 --> 00:02:52.980 Basically you just rub your dog's belly 00:02:53.480 --> 00:02:55.720 Love dog yoga... Dyou like it Maya? 00:02:56.000 --> 00:02:56.960 Am I doing it right? 00:02:57.100 --> 00:02:57.600 <butt> 00:02:57.600 --> 00:02:59.600 We're doing the alanasa (??), Maya 00:03:00.280 --> 00:03:00.900 Yesh 00:03:02.080 --> 00:03:03.560 The alanasa (???) 00:03:03.860 --> 00:03:04.520 I think she likes it (maya feeling zen) 00:03:06.020 --> 00:03:07.800 I think she likes the alanasa (???? I can't) 00:03:07.800 --> 00:03:09.180 How is this good for your dog?? 00:03:09.980 --> 00:03:11.220 Stay, for fuck's sake (fanfiction material) 00:03:12.320 --> 00:03:13.440 <laughs> fuck's sake 00:03:14.300 --> 00:03:15.040 Was it cool? 00:03:16.480 --> 00:03:17.160 Was it cool?? 00:03:17.320 --> 00:03:18.800 Alright you wanna do this one, Edgar? 00:03:18.980 --> 00:03:20.060 The utitah (help) 00:03:20.420 --> 00:03:21.780 triconasana (captioner is dying) 00:03:22.120 --> 00:03:23.580 So you start off like this... 00:03:25.320 --> 00:03:27.660 Then you do the utitah-trikunasah 00:03:31.020 --> 00:03:31.520 (why) 00:03:32.760 --> 00:03:33.260 (why me) 00:03:35.300 --> 00:03:36.160 This one is called 00:03:36.620 --> 00:03:37.360 'trusting me' 00:03:37.440 --> 00:03:37.940 hey 00:03:38.340 --> 00:03:40.780 Call dog security, I don't trust in him 00:03:43.060 --> 00:03:45.760 Ohh that's good. You trust in me :') <kiss> 00:03:46.600 --> 00:03:47.100 That's good 00:03:49.640 --> 00:03:53.560 Ohhh I feel a lot of trust being built here Edgar how do you feel 00:03:54.760 --> 00:03:56.180 Relaxed [x2] 00:03:58.120 --> 00:04:00.580 That's it. Trust me [x2] 00:04:01.320 --> 00:04:03.340 Oh! Good dog! OUH 00:04:03.860 --> 00:04:06.040 Hey we built some trust here today 00:04:07.300 --> 00:04:08.040 <laughs> 00:04:09.540 --> 00:04:11.580 <laughs> it's working!! 00:04:11.880 --> 00:04:14.020 Never seen him this calm in my life! 00:04:16.140 --> 00:04:17.380 what the fuck is happening 00:04:17.460 --> 00:04:18.980 edgar: now can we kill slippy 00:04:19.060 --> 00:04:20.860 not until you fight to the death 00:04:21.080 --> 00:04:22.380 we had an agreement 00:04:22.480 --> 00:04:24.120 edgar: I'll get that son of a bitch >:( 00:04:28.680 --> 00:04:29.940 edgar: I'm ready for the advanced shit 00:04:31.980 --> 00:04:33.080 now, you gotta trust meh 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:34.580 look forward 00:04:34.980 --> 00:04:35.560 ouhh 00:04:36.080 --> 00:04:37.340 edgar: ouh that feels good poods 00:04:37.560 --> 00:04:39.360 edgar: I really enjoyed it- <pewds cracks up> 00:04:42.620 --> 00:04:44.240 aaw I feel gr8 00:04:44.780 --> 00:04:46.700 aawh I feel fantastic 00:04:46.700 --> 00:04:48.140 <pewds cracking up> whatthefu- 00:04:48.640 --> 00:04:50.420 can he stay still?? 00:04:50.420 --> 00:04:51.960 the surferrr (sounds sexy ;D) 00:04:52.540 --> 00:04:55.520 edgar: you need at least a hundred percent synchronisation to pull it off 00:04:55.520 --> 00:04:56.900 edgar: do you really think we can do it 00:04:56.980 --> 00:04:59.480 <intense music> 00:05:00.980 --> 00:05:01.480 <such excite> 00:05:04.860 --> 00:05:05.360 <anticipation is killing me> 00:05:16.100 --> 00:05:18.280 get ready, get set... 00:05:26.600 --> 00:05:28.880 fuckin' idiot you so stupid (poor edgar) 00:05:34.560 --> 00:05:35.320 oHh 00:05:36.480 --> 00:05:37.760 noOOooo 00:05:38.560 --> 00:05:39.520 NOOOO 00:05:39.520 --> 00:05:41.520 edgar... you left me hanging 00:05:42.440 --> 00:05:42.940 whai :< 00:05:43.480 --> 00:05:44.920 why did you do it 00:05:45.360 --> 00:05:46.280 why edgar :'(( 00:05:46.280 --> 00:05:48.600 edgar: these fingers taste fuckin' great man 00:05:48.600 --> 00:05:51.520 this is what you wanted all along... my fingers 00:05:51.520 --> 00:05:53.520 edgar: yes... I only did your will- 00:05:53.520 --> 00:05:56.760 edgar: I tricked you... so you could be too weak to defend yourself 00:05:56.760 --> 00:05:59.560 edgar: your fingers are mine poods. THEY'RE MINE