WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.760 Lol 00:00:02.760 --> 00:00:04.460 Lol 00:00:05.340 --> 00:00:07.220 Lol 00:00:07.220 --> 00:00:09.220 Lol 00:00:11.220 --> 00:00:11.980 Lol 00:00:12.940 --> 00:00:14.720 Lol 00:00:15.040 --> 00:00:16.720 Lol 00:00:16.720 --> 00:00:18.720 *Sad Edgar* XD 00:00:18.960 --> 00:00:20.720 Lol 00:00:28.380 --> 00:00:30.340 Lol 00:00:30.340 --> 00:00:31.880 Lol 00:00:31.880 --> 00:00:33.080 Lol 00:00:33.080 --> 00:00:34.560 *Pewds laughing* 00:00:34.560 --> 00:00:36.560 s0Me sH11ty s0Undtrack 00:00:36.560 --> 00:00:38.560 Xd XD XD 00:00:38.560 --> 00:00:40.560 su3scr1B3 to p00ds 00:00:40.560 --> 00:00:41.300 Dont read plsss 00:00:41.300 --> 00:00:41.940 Pewds: Oh 00:00:41.940 --> 00:00:45.140 Edgar: Let's do a couple chapters, just like the good old days. 00:00:45.140 --> 00:00:46.960 Edgar: What do you say Pewds? Let's do it. 00:00:48.080 --> 00:00:48.720 Pewds: No 00:00:48.720 --> 00:00:50.520 There is no Way we could ever do this. 00:00:50.740 --> 00:00:51.240 Maya? 00:00:51.360 --> 00:00:52.800 Maya: I'll go with you 00:00:52.940 --> 00:00:54.000 I Love Yoga. 00:00:54.220 --> 00:00:58.900 some shitty soundtrack again XD 00:00:58.900 --> 00:01:00.900 Poor Edgar. :3 00:01:01.160 --> 00:01:01.800 Holy Shit 00:01:06.380 --> 00:01:09.080 Maya: I'll do Yoga with you, I love Yoga! 00:01:09.080 --> 00:01:11.200 Maya: I do it with Marzia all the Time. 00:01:11.660 --> 00:01:13.100 Maya: Chapter one... 00:01:13.100 --> 00:01:16.280 Pewds: Up and down the Mountain, do you wanna' try that Maya? 00:01:16.280 --> 00:01:19.060 You wanna' do that one? You wanna' go up and down the Mountain? 00:01:19.100 --> 00:01:21.500 Ok, we start with the Mountain-Pose, 00:01:21.620 --> 00:01:23.500 Then we stand forward, and then 00:01:23.580 --> 00:01:25.500 HEEEHEE 00:01:25.660 --> 00:01:27.840 then the tadasana, and then we go to the 00:01:27.840 --> 00:01:31.460 Utkatasana. and then the Uttanasana... 00:01:31.940 --> 00:01:33.460 ...and then the Tadasana. (what the fvckk is that??) 00:01:33.460 --> 00:01:35.460 Pewds: Oh she love it! look at her. :3 00:01:35.460 --> 00:01:37.300 Pewds: She's so happy 00:01:37.480 --> 00:01:38.780 Maya: I'm fucking hate you >:O 00:01:38.920 --> 00:01:40.340 Pewds: the book say it's ok 00:01:40.480 --> 00:01:42.980 Pewds: so this is not terrorizing your dog 00:01:42.980 --> 00:01:45.020 Pewds: the book say its ok so dont wory about it. (Are you sure poods?) 00:01:45.020 --> 00:01:47.020 *lets doga then* 00:01:47.020 --> 00:01:49.400 Maya:Put me down poods. 00:01:49.700 --> 00:01:51.020 Maya: Im dead inside. 00:01:51.020 --> 00:01:53.020 00:01:53.020 --> 00:01:55.020 Edgar: lets run maya. Save yourself! :O 00:01:56.360 --> 00:01:58.120 some shitty soundtracjkkkkk agen 00:01:58.120 --> 00:02:01.220 As it what is this dog what really *fuck so tired of subtitiling8* 00:02:01.220 --> 00:02:02.560 Drug your dog?? :O 00:02:02.560 --> 00:02:04.180 In this one... 00:02:04.180 --> 00:02:06.180 you.. 00:02:06.180 --> 00:02:08.480 Basically, knee your dog in the.. 00:02:08.680 --> 00:02:10.200 *nuts? poor dog* 00:02:10.200 --> 00:02:12.200 Just real...really hard 00:02:12.200 --> 00:02:14.200 Mortal kombat finisher *I'm liu kAng!* 00:02:14.200 --> 00:02:15.500 *happy pewds* 00:02:15.500 --> 00:02:16.820 Pewds: Edgar, Its ur turn >:3 00:02:16.840 --> 00:02:19.280 Edgar: OMG its my turn to prove myself for pewds 00:02:19.280 --> 00:02:21.280 Pewds! OmG! im fuking love u 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:22.700 Edgar: Im fvcking love it 00:02:22.900 --> 00:02:24.420 Im fuking live for this sheet mate. *Stop shaking me pewds* 00:02:24.560 --> 00:02:25.700 Edgar: Pewds, finally.. XO 00:02:27.720 --> 00:02:29.860 *Help me God of Dogs* 00:02:29.860 --> 00:02:31.860 Pewds: i've never heard him do tht noise before 00:02:31.860 --> 00:02:33.380 *hes dying pewds* 00:02:33.380 --> 00:02:35.140 MORTAL KOMBAT 00:02:43.980 --> 00:02:44.700 FATALITY 00:02:45.400 --> 00:02:46.740 Edgar: Good thing I don't have any balls. 00:02:47.100 --> 00:02:49.580 Bring your height through the front torso as lungin- 00:02:49.580 --> 00:02:50.460 I don't care, OK. 00:02:51.160 --> 00:02:53.360 Basically you just rub your dog's belly. 00:02:53.420 --> 00:02:55.240 I love dog yoga, do you like it Maya? 00:02:55.780 --> 00:02:56.820 Am I doing it right? 00:02:57.220 --> 00:02:59.300 We're doing the alanasa, Maya. 00:03:00.260 --> 00:03:00.760 Yes. 00:03:02.160 --> 00:03:02.720 The alanasa. 00:03:03.780 --> 00:03:04.500 I think she likes it, 00:03:06.120 --> 00:03:07.440 I think she likes the alanasa 00:03:07.940 --> 00:03:09.060 How is this good for your dog? 00:03:09.900 --> 00:03:11.180 Stay! For fucks sake. 00:03:12.940 --> 00:03:13.740 Fucks sake. 00:03:14.300 --> 00:03:15.400 Was it cool? 00:03:16.540 --> 00:03:17.340 Was it cool? 00:03:17.500 --> 00:03:18.760 Alright do you wanna do this one, Edgar? 00:03:18.760 --> 00:03:21.380 The utitah treekonasana. 00:03:22.140 --> 00:03:24.080 So you start off, like this. 00:03:25.340 --> 00:03:27.580 Then you do the utita treekonasa. 00:03:29.960 --> 00:03:34.940 [Sad Music] 00:03:35.180 --> 00:03:37.440 This one is called, 'Trusting Me'. 00:03:37.440 --> 00:03:40.720 Edgar: Hey, call dog security. I don't trust in him. 00:03:43.300 --> 00:03:44.180 Ohh, that's good. 00:03:45.160 --> 00:03:45.960 You trust in me. 00:03:46.740 --> 00:03:47.760 Ohh that's good. 00:03:49.940 --> 00:03:52.100 Ohh, I feel a lot of trust being built here, 00:03:52.100 --> 00:03:53.180 Edgar how do you feel? 00:03:54.760 --> 00:03:56.020 Relax... relax 00:03:58.140 --> 00:03:58.820 [softly] That's it. 00:03:59.120 --> 00:04:00.220 Trust me. Trust me. 00:04:02.020 --> 00:04:02.660 Good dog. 00:04:04.620 --> 00:04:06.440 Hey, we built some trust here today. 00:04:10.640 --> 00:04:11.600 It's working. 00:04:11.880 --> 00:04:14.280 I never seen him this calm in my life. 00:04:15.840 --> 00:04:17.380 What the fuck is happening? 00:04:17.380 --> 00:04:19.060 Edgar: Now can we kill slippy? 00:04:19.060 --> 00:04:20.640 Not until you fight to the death. 00:04:20.960 --> 00:04:22.240 We had an agreement. 00:04:22.240 --> 00:04:23.840 Edgar: I'll get that son of a bitch. 00:04:28.800 --> 00:04:30.260 Edgar: I'm ready for the advanced shit. 00:04:31.620 --> 00:04:33.220 Now, you gotta trust me. 00:04:33.640 --> 00:04:34.600 Look forward. 00:04:34.940 --> 00:04:37.220 Ohh, ohh that feels good poods 00:04:37.220 --> 00:04:38.680 I really enjoy th- [laughs]. 00:04:41.040 --> 00:04:41.540 Hey. 00:04:42.800 --> 00:04:43.920 Ohh I feel great. 00:04:44.680 --> 00:04:46.360 Oh I feel fantastic. 00:04:46.800 --> 00:04:47.880 [softly] what the fuck. 00:04:48.700 --> 00:04:50.220 Can you sit still? 00:04:50.560 --> 00:04:51.360 The surfer! 00:04:52.440 --> 00:04:55.480 We need at least 100% synchronisation to pull it off. 00:04:55.480 --> 00:04:57.040 Do you really think we can do it? 00:04:57.080 --> 00:04:59.260 [Dramatic Music] 00:05:16.180 --> 00:05:16.900 Get ready. 00:05:17.420 --> 00:05:18.080 Get set. 00:05:19.980 --> 00:05:21.660 [Beeping] 00:05:26.580 --> 00:05:28.940 You fucking idiot. You so stupid. 00:05:29.500 --> 00:05:31.260 [Dramatic Music and Beeping] 00:05:36.420 --> 00:05:37.880 NOOOOOO. 00:05:38.600 --> 00:05:39.420 NOOOO. 00:05:39.760 --> 00:05:40.260 Hey. 00:05:40.260 --> 00:05:41.720 You left me hanging. 00:05:42.420 --> 00:05:42.920 Why. 00:05:43.580 --> 00:05:44.980 Why did you do it? 00:05:45.440 --> 00:05:46.600 Why, Edgar? 00:05:46.600 --> 00:05:48.500 Edgar: This finger tastes fuckin' great, man. 00:05:48.840 --> 00:05:51.540 This is what you wanted all along, my fingers! 00:05:51.920 --> 00:05:54.540 Edgar: Yes, I only did yoga- I tricked you, 00:05:54.680 --> 00:05:56.760 Edgar: so you could be too weak to defend yourself 00:05:56.760 --> 00:05:58.220 Edgar: Your fingers are mine poods. 00:05:58.220 --> 00:05:59.360 Edgar: They're mine! 00:06:00.300 --> 00:06:01.360 Ahhhh!