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Edgar: 嘿POODS

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我很想你

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我想多陪陪你

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每天你都跟Slippy在一起

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Edgar: 我好想你

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我想念那段跟你散步的時光

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是多麼美好的日子...

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我想念當你麻吉的時候...

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。･ﾟ･(つд`ﾟ)･ﾟ･

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來做些...「狗伽」

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Pewdz: 狗伽? 那是什麼，Edgar?

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狗狗的瑜伽

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Edgar的小手好可愛(*´∀`)~♥

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喔? 那來做幾個章節的動作好了

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就像以前美好的日子一樣(●´ω｀●)ゞ

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Edgar: 你還在說什麼? 現在就做(´・ω・`)

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Pewdz: 不要XD

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我們永遠也不可能做這個

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Maya

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Maya: 我會跟你做~

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我喜歡做瑜伽~

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Edgar哭哭喔・゜・(PД`q｡)・゜・

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淡淡的哀傷

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Maya: 我會跟你做瑜伽d(`･∀･)b

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我喜歡做瑜伽~

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我常常跟Marzia一起做~

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Maya: 第一章~

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「上下的山」

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你想試這個嗎Maya?

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你想做這一個?

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你想去走上下的山嗎?
Maya: (´･_ - `)

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好 我們先來做山式瑜伽(mountain pose)

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然後我們面向前方 彎腰手碰腳前(uttanasana)

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然後做Tadasana(像山一樣牢固地站立不動)

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然後再來到Uttanasana(手碰腳前)

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然後是Ut-tana-sanaaa~

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再來是Tadasana (´･_･`)

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她喜歡這樣欸

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看看她 她很開心(ゝ∀･)

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Maya: 我真他媽討厭你

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那本書說這是沒關係的 所以...

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這不是在恐嚇狗狗

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那本書說是可以的 所以別擔心

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我們來吧

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(´･_･`)

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Maya: 我要走了

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(⁰▿⁰)

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彷彿..

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這狗是怎樣 他們是對他們的狗下藥嗎?

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OK 所以在這裡

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你要

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基本上要在膝蓋上放你的狗的...

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下面...(ﾉ∀`*)

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(ﾉ∀`*)

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就只是一個很難玩的真人快打(MORTAL KOMBAT FINISHER)

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Pewdz: Edgar輪到你了

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Edgar: OMG 這次可以證明我自己的實力了

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為了Pewdz

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OMG 我真喜歡瑜加 我好喜歡 我就是為了這男人 Pewdz終於..

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♪♪期待♪♪

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(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

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Pewdz: 我從沒聽過牠發出這樣的聲音XD

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*太多事情發生了*

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Edgar的骨頭(((ﾟДﾟ;)))

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喝啊~~~~

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FATALITY (真人快打裡時勝利會出現的字)

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幸好我沒有蛋蛋了

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把手放到軀幹的前面直到...我不在意這些ok?

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基本上你就只是要揉狗狗的肚子

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好喜歡狗瑜伽...你喜歡嗎Maya?

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我有做對嗎?

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我們在做alanasa(??), Maya

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Yesh...

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The alanasa (???)

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我覺得她很喜歡

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我覺得她喜歡alanasa

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這是要怎麼對你的狗狗有好處啦?

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他媽的停在那裏XDD

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靠北XDD

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這很酷嗎

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這很酷嗎??

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你想做這個嗎Edgar?

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Utitah

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triconasana

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所以要先這樣...

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然後要做utitah-trikunasah

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(為什麼)

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(為什麼是我)

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這個姿勢叫做

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「相信我」

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嘿

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叫狗保全來，我不相信他

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噢太好了，你相信我（親）

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太好了

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噢噢我感覺我們有在建立好多信任感
Edgar你覺得怎麼樣

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放鬆 放鬆

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就是這樣 相信我

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噢 好狗狗

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嘿我們今天建立了一些信任感

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(笑)

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有效欸

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我這輩子沒看過他這麼平和過

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他媽的發生什麼事了

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現在我們可以殺掉Slippy了嗎

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你得先奮戰到死才行

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我們簽了契約

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我會幹掉那個龜兒子的>:(

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我準備好迎接進階版動作了

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不行，你得相信我

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看前面

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噢～

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poods，這感覺真好

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我超享受的

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噢噢感覺超棒的

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感覺神讚

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pewds崩潰：啥小.......

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你不能停住嗎

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衝浪者式

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你必須至少100%的同步性才可以達成這個動作

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你真的覺得我們可以做到嗎

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現在要準備好了

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(同步化失敗)你真的是個他媽的智障欸

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不~~~

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edgar....你把我丟在這裡

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為什麼

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為什麼要這樣做

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為什麼啊edgar

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這些手指好好吃喔

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這就是你一直以來想要的....我的手指

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沒錯....我做瑜珈

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我騙了你，讓你現在太弱沒辦法保護自己

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你的手指現在是我的了