WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:01.540 --> 00:00:06.700 *screeching* (jumps out of closet again) 00:00:07.180 --> 00:00:09.140 Hey Vsauce, Michael here 00:00:09.140 --> 00:00:17.100 *LWIAY intro* 00:00:18.120 --> 00:00:19.520 Welcome to LWIAY (original idea) 00:00:19.560 --> 00:00:23.840 Before this video begins, I don't know if I told you guys about my chair, only 399! 00:00:23.840 --> 00:00:27.560 I don't know - also if you're aware of this, but it can do thi- 00:00:29.060 --> 00:00:31.000 Oh wow! 00:00:31.020 --> 00:00:34.720 Shamelessly plugging your meme merch Felix 00:00:34.720 --> 00:00:38.340 Wow, wow, round of applause for me everybody 00:00:38.340 --> 00:00:40.320 Thank you, thank you, thank you! 00:00:40.360 --> 00:00:43.379 Yes, I do want to pay for an outdated meme Felix 00:00:43.379 --> 00:00:45.680 Thank you finally for answering us 00:00:45.680 --> 00:00:48.260 Hey listen up, you slimy scumbag 00:00:48.260 --> 00:00:50.939 This orange sh-sh-shirt is fire 00:00:51.699 --> 00:00:55.500 Literally it is - it is so tight man 00:00:55.500 --> 00:00:56.820 Oh boy 00:00:56.820 --> 00:00:58.139 Hey look at that face, huh? 00:00:58.719 --> 00:01:00.460 Can you do that face? 00:01:00.460 --> 00:01:03.100 We spent hours perfecting this art. 00:01:03.100 --> 00:01:06.300 Okay. We spent years. That's why it took so long 00:01:06.780 --> 00:01:07.280 "Aye Felix.. 00:01:07.740 --> 00:01:10.240 I'm gonna get bullied if anyone sees me wearing that" 00:01:10.620 --> 00:01:12.920 Oh yeah, but can you do? 00:01:12.920 --> 00:01:16.660 *abrupt pause* 00:01:16.820 --> 00:01:17.320 This? 00:01:17.740 --> 00:01:18.920 *explosion boi* 00:01:18.920 --> 00:01:21.800 Enough, enough plugging your merch Felix 00:01:21.800 --> 00:01:22.940 Who are you? Logan Paul? 00:01:28.320 --> 00:01:33.360 Let's review the memes from last week we had some amazing stuff 00:01:33.440 --> 00:01:35.520 I've - I've been sneak peeking a little bit 00:01:36.860 --> 00:01:40.809 Very very quality hey, can I copy your homework? 00:01:41.530 --> 00:01:46.599 That's my Irish accent by the way sure just change a few things so it's not obvious 00:01:47.810 --> 00:01:53.560 Okay top foot up on into you. I did a little meme here that Jack were the exact same attire 00:01:54.080 --> 00:01:56.709 For his TV presentation, you know I'm proud 00:01:56.710 --> 00:01:58.670 I'm proud of my my boy 00:01:58.670 --> 00:02:02.680 But uh you straight up stole my outfit Jack and you know it 00:02:02.680 --> 00:02:09.850 So I light handedly try and hand this to him, but of course jack has to make a comment about my handshake 00:02:10.369 --> 00:02:17.829 Disability, and I gotta tell you I'm really disappointed in Jack me and the handshake disability community are strong 00:02:18.200 --> 00:02:25.030 Okay, and we're stronger than you and your hatred so next time you make fun of anyone for 00:02:26.269 --> 00:02:28.269 Not being a mistakes 00:02:28.880 --> 00:02:30.880 Maybe you should think 00:02:32.030 --> 00:02:38.739 Do you smoke every time I die in a video game your lungs are in perfect health of course they are 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:46.280 This meme was made by cyranek , he's got an amazing channel you guys should check it out. 00:02:46.280 --> 00:02:48.500 I've seen this one great job reposting 00:02:49.590 --> 00:02:54.100 Okay, and then the final stage can be the shirt 00:02:54.100 --> 00:02:57.180 the most valuable photo company sells no cameras 00:02:57.180 --> 00:02:59.700 the largest network lays no cables 00:02:59.700 --> 00:03:02.740 the largest accommodator provider owns 00:03:02.750 --> 00:03:08.779 No real estate the largest and most subscribed youtube channel creates no content on own 00:03:08.779 --> 00:03:10.779 *sad music* 00:03:11.370 --> 00:03:15.590 They figured me out seven things they finally learned my secret 00:03:18.959 --> 00:03:21.139 god damn it the hell is this oh 00:03:28.770 --> 00:03:30.770 Hell yeah 00:03:33.420 --> 00:03:40.850 Miss me with that price 399, baby. It just keeps going my god 00:03:46.230 --> 00:03:47.310 Hey 00:03:47.310 --> 00:03:49.759 Hey come come on 00:03:50.310 --> 00:03:51.810 come come 00:03:51.810 --> 00:03:54.589 That that was f**king great I gotta upvote that. 00:03:55.200 --> 00:03:59.540 Derp Chris. Well done. What is this upload so Pewdiepie can see this? 00:04:01.680 --> 00:04:05.220 Oh ma god that's so- hey! damn it... 00:04:06.800 --> 00:04:08.800 Oh yeah? 00:04:12.960 --> 00:04:14.960 Yeah, gotcha 00:04:16.820 --> 00:04:18.820 Hey guys don't make fun of 00:04:19.520 --> 00:04:24.720 The Minecraft Pig okay? He has feelings too. Please. 00:04:24.940 --> 00:04:27.920 Narrator: A part of you or worst.. 00:04:29.040 --> 00:04:31.040 *screams* 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:37.740 That's great. Sir you've been in a coma since 2000 00:04:37.800 --> 00:04:41.820 It's 2018 now what games do gamers play now? 00:04:42.420 --> 00:04:46.880 Sudoku. That's right guys anyone can be a gamer you can just play 00:04:47.460 --> 00:04:52.160 Sudoku on your phone and you can still be an epic gamer dude just like myself 00:04:53.580 --> 00:04:55.800 $398?? 00:04:56.140 --> 00:05:00.460 never been this angry in my life 00:05:00.460 --> 00:05:04.280 It's a great deal. It's a great deal guys! 00:05:04.440 --> 00:05:07.640 If we can sell at least 50 more, then I get more royalty please. 00:05:08.120 --> 00:05:10.120 Got today's video it was only 00:05:10.680 --> 00:05:17.000 Seven minutes, so what did you do about it? I didn't do anything whoa well Brad Brad knows 00:05:17.040 --> 00:05:22.399 He knows that there will be consequences if the video doesn't hit ten minutes that 00:05:22.650 --> 00:05:26.960 He doesn't even want to get into that he would even dare to get into 00:05:27.800 --> 00:05:29.800 touch 00:05:30.760 --> 00:05:36.260 This is Brad and this is supposed to be my our site got another video see I mentioned Cyprus well 00:05:36.260 --> 00:05:41.540 You're welcome son. Got another video to edit should be easy it's from PewDiePie. Let's see 00:05:41.620 --> 00:05:45.420 It's five minutes long come on you can you can easily please.. 00:05:46.120 --> 00:05:48.120 stretch that out. Come on. 00:05:49.750 --> 00:05:52.019 What's with the ten minutes means? Come on! 00:05:52.680 --> 00:05:56.880 Makes actual good content worth ten minutes puts in 00:05:57.740 --> 00:05:59.820 intros and outros to 00:06:00.370 --> 00:06:03.750 Puts in intros and outros to well if you gotta make a meme at least 00:06:04.000 --> 00:06:04.500 Fuckin hell 00:06:04.500 --> 00:06:11.200 put in intros and outros to extend the video to 10 minutes calls out other youtubers to make a 10 minute video 00:06:12.160 --> 00:06:15.660 Coughs after every 10 excuse me (Come on he was sick. JK :D) 00:06:17.500 --> 00:06:18.910 Seconds to make 00:06:18.910 --> 00:06:24.880 check mate Flat Earth-ers. Wow.. another solid evidence for the Flat Earth community 00:06:25.140 --> 00:06:27.140 Your move Neil 00:06:27.480 --> 00:06:29.600 the b***h Tyson. 00:06:29.840 --> 00:06:32.500 I made this at school. Hope you will you like it. 00:06:34.260 --> 00:06:39.300 Oh my god, and I'm wearing the shirt. Hell yeah! 00:06:42.300 --> 00:06:45.400 I like how he gave me the pug eyes that are almost like popping out 00:06:45.420 --> 00:06:49.860 That's amazing, those eyes can see the future. My dad in Vietnam 00:06:50.520 --> 00:06:56.280 1971 didn't know this photo existed until I came across randomly on the internet. He cried when he saw it. 00:06:56.400 --> 00:06:58.720 Hope this is the right place to post 00:07:03.240 --> 00:07:08.560 (In beastmaster64's voice) Beastmaster 64, I haven't seen that son-of-a-bitch face in years. 00:07:08.560 --> 00:07:11.520 everyone is like "can you bring back Beastmaster?" 00:07:15.360 --> 00:07:18.080 Yeah, I'll bring back Beastmaster when Pokemon Go is popular again. What do you what do you think I'm gonna? 00:07:18.200 --> 00:07:23.300 What in the world am I looking at? How youtubers gets their ideas is asked question and 00:07:23.620 --> 00:07:29.310 Answers them ask questions and fans answered them waits for JacksFilms to upload 00:07:37.570 --> 00:07:40.650 It's not true he copied me everyone knows that 00:07:41.320 --> 00:07:47.680 Moving on, this drawing has taken 84 years. I hope you like it. I absolutely love it 00:07:47.700 --> 00:07:52.620 It is 10 out of 10. I just traced a screen from a video, stop upvoting this. 00:07:53.020 --> 00:07:59.300 I think the the awfulness of it actually makes it look good so props to you 00:08:14.400 --> 00:08:16.400 Burger King foot lettuce. 00:08:16.990 --> 00:08:23.549 Like if you cried guys, please like if we cried it on this video and buy the merch if you didn't 00:08:27.140 --> 00:08:29.800 Remember the booger boy from Zelda . 00:08:29.800 --> 00:08:32.560 This is him now, feel old yet? 00:08:32.560 --> 00:08:34.040 Awh man.. 00:08:34.040 --> 00:08:36.159 That's it normally. We just edit that out 00:08:36.160 --> 00:08:41.580 But I know but I know my editors are so wonderful and nice that they will make me look as good as possible 00:08:42.100 --> 00:08:48.780 Any scenario and if something disgusting happens that I don't want to be shown. They would do the 00:08:48.780 --> 00:08:51.520 They would do me justice and cut it out. Hah.. 00:08:53.380 --> 00:08:55.500 Ah that's sick 00:08:55.700 --> 00:08:56.750 wait 00:08:56.750 --> 00:09:01.479 Wait for him to jump out of the closet. You merely adopted the closet 00:09:01.480 --> 00:09:06.920 I was born in the closet clearly only Marzia knows how to model a hat 00:09:11.200 --> 00:09:16.180 Why do you have to bully me all the time? Find enough videos to make a You Laugh You Lose long enaugh 00:09:16.180 --> 00:09:20.200 repeat the same video at least three times 00:09:20.800 --> 00:09:22.180 What? 00:09:22.180 --> 00:09:23.940 What are you talking about? 00:09:24.000 --> 00:09:29.700 Listen, do you know how hard it is to find videos that aren't copyrighted that won't claim my video after a week 00:09:29.700 --> 00:09:35.280 I lose all revenue, do you know my pain? Do you know my suffering? Then now 00:09:35.280 --> 00:09:39.260 I will repeat the video three times four times if necessary 00:09:40.600 --> 00:09:46.940 Mini crossbow shooting targets how do we know you're not a giant? 00:09:46.960 --> 00:09:55.300 Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm... mmm! (moving on) 00:09:58.460 --> 00:10:01.940 What is this. Oh my- 00:10:05.620 --> 00:10:07.880 Argh da pain! 00:10:10.160 --> 00:10:15.720 Stop compiling my bad handshakes, please! Mom can I hang out with my friends tonight? 00:10:16.120 --> 00:10:19.020 Yeah, as long as you bring your brother.. 00:10:20.520 --> 00:10:26.260 Hope you like it. Please give it up, bub. That's dope I want those glasses when there is no 00:10:26.680 --> 00:10:28.160 bonus meme 00:10:28.200 --> 00:10:29.400 That's right 00:10:29.400 --> 00:10:33.500 Truly the saddest moment of the week is when there is no bonus meme 00:10:33.500 --> 00:10:36.680 waiting around the corner. I understand nice chair 00:10:36.710 --> 00:10:40.380 I love the background. It's so detailed and well drawn incredible. 00:10:40.380 --> 00:10:42.230 It looks it looks photorealistic 00:10:42.810 --> 00:10:47.419 Well done. I'm kidding great job sir junkman very nice 00:10:48.360 --> 00:10:50.460 Marzia is learning. 00:10:50.940 --> 00:10:52.420 10:01 00:10:55.020 --> 00:10:56.520 I've never been so proud 00:10:56.520 --> 00:11:03.700 I think she even mentioned it to me because she noticed that it was and she was like my video was 10:01 00:11:03.700 --> 00:11:08.980 Eating a picture of PewDiePie every day until he eats a picture of me. I'm not gonna eat the picture, just stop. 00:11:09.620 --> 00:11:15.100 Ok? it's not happening. Alright leave a like if you enjoyed watching cop that merch, cop that chair. 00:11:16.320 --> 00:11:18.500 Do whatever you want. I don't care. 00:11:19.800 --> 00:11:21.880 That rhymed? 00:11:24.840 --> 00:11:26.840 Squad fam out