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DANNY

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DANNY GET OUTOFTHERE!

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DANNY IT'S NOT REAL! DA-

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*Quantum Leap Theme*

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DANNY IT'S NOT REAL!

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DANNY GET OUT OF THERE!

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DANNY GET OUT OF THERE!

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Danny

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Danny are you playing with the- Can you hear me?

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I might as well j-, play this myself then I guess.

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I guess I have no other CHOICE!

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But to play this game myself.

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It's- I don't want to, I guess. Just to show you that it's wrong I will do it.

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Were gonna play, oh so it's tropical girls VR.

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This game was announced pretty much very early.

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HO!

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Ho Hoooe hohohohoho!

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Ha- my han-

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Wow!

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Thank you.

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Thank youu.

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Wow.

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Well hello, what a nice pool. It really looks like real water there.

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This truly feels like the future.

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Can I walk, Oh my gawd I can walk.

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Wo- oh my GOD.

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There's hot babes everywhere.

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Of course I can't interact with shit.

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Don't worry about me ladies. I may look like i'm a table-

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Actually that's perfect.

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I am a table!

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Keep doing what you're doing.

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Wow.

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HuhahA

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It looks so shit. Like, honestly.

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Wow, you look-

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You look good there, You look good merging with the-

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The fUcking wall.

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A'ight, I'm just gonna drown myself.

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(silence)

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Yep, this is much better.

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This is definitely more interesting.

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This is the game that, as soon they announced VR, everyone was like:

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"Oh my god, I'm gonna play porn on the VR, it's gonna be so-"

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(jumpscare sound effect)

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HEY

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Jesus chri- that's close.

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Excuse me.

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It's day 64.

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I've been - I've been camping out here away from the girls.

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I hate them.

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They're disgusting.

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Where am I?

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Oh, I'm here.

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Okay

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Paid um, paid money for that one.

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That's pretty cool, that's a pretty cool game.

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Okay so I-

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This is kinda weird, cuz in this game I am in first person.

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But you guys will see me as third person.

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I dunno.

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lets-

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Ohmygod this is so strange.

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Where am- Why am I out here?

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Oh!

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Can I come in pls?

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(guitar music)

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HEyy!

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AAAAAAEUH

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Ere we go.

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One uhh, Brofist pls.

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Ah There we go my ha- No, wrong hand movement.

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What the fuck are you doing?

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Calm down.

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Calm down.

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AH, NO!

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Put it down!

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Shit

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I'm not doing anything!

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Okay, let's just go over here.

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Let's change song.

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Here we go.

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'Scuse me chair?

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Ueuh.

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Uuuuuh

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Yaaaaah

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Yeaaaah, that's goood

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Uauah

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Can I sssssm-

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OHH, got 'em!

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I got 'em!

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OH Oh it's on!

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Oh oh oh

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You want some of this?

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You want some of this, bitch?!

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Yeh, that's right, I'll fuck you up!

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I'll fuck you up

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[shit meme]

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[ironic laughing]

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Nope, NOO he's slapping me!

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Ueh, ueh.

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Ueeeh

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waah

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I'll take you on, Everyone!

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Every single last one of-

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One of you, huhehey!

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WHOA, SHIT, he did a roundhouse kick!

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Stop!

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I blocked it!

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NOOO!

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I died!

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I gotta pick myself up!

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Ah shit I flew everywhere.

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Fuck, where am I?

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Damn it!

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Damn It!

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Game: The bartender won't serve you down there.

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Game: Maybe next time, you should pick yourself up!

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Shut the fuck up.

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WOW THAT'S COOL!

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This is cool actually.

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Okay so I can walk, How do I walk forward?

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Lantern, calm down.

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How do I walk?

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YAW ehe.

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*Intense button clicking*

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Wow, This is creepy guys.

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This is actually pretty scary.

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I really feel like i'm in a corridor.

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This better- This better be a porn game, Danny.

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I swear to god.

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Can I walk a lil' slower?

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Some creatures are attract- Oh.

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Better uh, turn it off, then.

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God, it's scary This is scary. I'm scared, I don't like it.

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Hello?

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Aight let's check where we are.

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Okay

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Where VEE are. [sounds like "VR"]

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Oh goD THERE'S SOMETHING BEHIND ME!

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OH BAD!

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UEUH MY GOD

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This is really scary I don't like it.

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I don't wanna play this.

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I don't know what that is but i'll be going this way!

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Some creatures will only- Shut the fuck up text.

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BUEHB

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Jäv-! (I don't want to) I don't-

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Alright uh.

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next game

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On second thoughts I think this game is pretty good actually!

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Hey how you doin?

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What's your name?

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(high voice) Lisaa

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WOW JE- Don't do that, do not do that, Do not dooooo

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How you doin down there?

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Keep doing your thing you're doing a great job.

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Hello, Hello

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Welcome to.. Don't Tell Marzia Productions ™

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Okay Next one-

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Danny lo- Danny loves this one!

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wow

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what a good game

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wow

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oh I'm going this way.

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Now i'm going this way.

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Oh I see.

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(silence)

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(sound returns)

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(silence)

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So you go forward- oh swing your arms!

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Ooh, okay now it makes sense!

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Holy shit i'm fast.

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Holy fuck i'm good.

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Wow!

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wOw this is so cool!

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Take me! ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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WOOOOOOOOOw

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That was cool

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Ohmygod I killed a deer.

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I killed another one.

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I feel sick.

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I found the best game of all time by the way, no joke no joke this time.

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No jo- not this time!

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nonono.

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not this time.

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Trump simulator VR, Let's go.

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Aight so i'm Trump right?

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Eeeey, ay it's Trump.

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I believe I am the Trump. HEHE

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I'm so beautiful!

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Game: Mr. Truuump

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P: Yeh

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Game: Mr. Trump you're on stage in fiiiive.

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P: eeeexcuse me?

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G: I left a to do list for ya.

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Game: If you could just get through that that would be greaat.

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P: It's so good to be Trump.

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This is the worst Trump impression ever.

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But man, I look good.

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You can't say I don't look good.

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How good do I look, I'm Trump.

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scuze me.

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scuze me

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*Deep throating*

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Oh my god we got STEAAK

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The Trump Steak!

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Oh my- I alway-

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I've always wanted to have a Trump steak!

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I can't reach it!

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FUCK!

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I can't it's not fai- Trump: WRONG!

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Trump: China

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Trump: President

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Trump: Make

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Trump: I

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Trump: Wall

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(silence)

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(BRAP)

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Got my Beer.

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*pouring noise*

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Yeh

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Get that powa!

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*MORTAL COMBAT!*

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The drift

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The Jaegartack.

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Based on DARPA jet fighter neural systems.

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Two pilots mind melding through memories with the bodies of a giant machine.

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The deeper the bond,

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The better you fight!

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*MORTAL COMBAT!*

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Fuck you man!

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watchugot

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I'll fight you both at the same time

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At the same god damn time.

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I'm kungfu master.

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*intense fighting noises*

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wtachuwant  watchuwant

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AAH

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ueh

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UEH.

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Ueh!

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Uh

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uuuuuuuuh