WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: fil 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:00.500 DANNY! 00:00:00.500 --> 00:00:02.000 00:00:02.000 --> 00:00:02.920 DANNY, LUMABAS KA DIYAN! 00:00:02.920 --> 00:00:04.120 00:00:04.120 --> 00:00:05.920 DANNY HINDI IYON TOTOO! DA- 00:00:07.640 --> 00:00:11.820 *isa nanamang badass na intro* 00:00:13.020 --> 00:00:13.520 00:00:13.900 --> 00:00:15.160 Danny hindi iyon totoo! 00:00:19.580 --> 00:00:20.980 Danny, lumabas ka diyan! 00:00:22.680 --> 00:00:23.720 Danny, lumabas ka diyan! 00:00:24.980 --> 00:00:25.480 Danny 00:00:26.120 --> 00:00:29.440 Danny nilalaro mo ba ang- Naririnig mo ba ako? 00:00:32.300 --> 00:00:32.940 00:00:33.920 --> 00:00:36.880 Siguro ay- sa tingin ko, lalaruin ko na lang ito mag-isa 00:00:37.740 --> 00:00:39.620 Sa tingin ko wala akong ibang magagawa 00:00:40.120 --> 00:00:42.200 Kundi laruin ito mag-isa 00:00:42.520 --> 00:00:47.260 Ayoko naman talaga. Pero para maipakita sayo na mali ito, gagawin ko. 00:00:47.260 --> 00:00:47.760 00:00:47.760 --> 00:00:50.560 Maglalaro tayo, ito pala ay Tropical Girls VR. 00:00:50.560 --> 00:00:51.060 00:00:51.580 --> 00:00:54.260 Itong larong 'to ay inanunsyo ng sobrang maaga 00:00:57.880 --> 00:00:58.380 OY! 00:01:00.440 --> 00:01:02.500 (Si Santa Claus na si pewds) 00:01:04.260 --> 00:01:04.840 Kamay ko 00:01:06.040 --> 00:01:06.540 Wow 00:01:09.620 --> 00:01:10.380 Salamat 00:01:11.220 --> 00:01:12.060 Salamat 00:01:13.460 --> 00:01:13.960 Wooow 00:01:14.720 --> 00:01:19.360 Napakagandang palanguyan. Mukha talagang totoo ang tubig. 00:01:20.060 --> 00:01:22.300 Pakiramdam kong ako'y nasa hinaharap 00:01:22.300 --> 00:01:24.000 Nakakalakad ba ako? Oh Diyos ko, nakakalakad ako. 00:01:25.680 --> 00:01:27.140 00:01:28.140 --> 00:01:30.360 Mayroong mga bebe kahit saan. 00:01:30.360 --> 00:01:32.280 Hindi ako makapagsalimuha 00:01:33.000 --> 00:01:36.360 Huwag kayong mag-alala sakin mga binibini, maaaring mukha akong lamesa 00:01:36.940 --> 00:01:37.700 Sa totoo lang, ito'y perpekto! 00:01:37.720 --> 00:01:39.000 Ako ay isang lamesa 00:01:39.280 --> 00:01:40.560 Gawin niyo lang ang ginagawa niyo 00:01:40.740 --> 00:01:41.320 Wow. 00:01:42.120 --> 00:01:42.820 Hahaha 00:01:43.060 --> 00:01:45.140 Ang pangit nito tignan, sa totoo lang. 00:01:45.360 --> 00:01:46.240 Wow, mukha kang- 00:01:46.560 --> 00:01:49.000 Mukha kang maganda diyan, mukha kang maganda diyan kasama ang 00:01:49.600 --> 00:01:50.800 kasama ang putanginang pader 00:01:51.240 --> 00:01:52.880 Sige, lulunurin ko na lang ang sarili ko. 00:01:53.880 --> 00:01:54.560 00:01:55.660 --> 00:01:56.300 00:01:57.860 --> 00:01:59.460 Oo, mas maganda dito. 00:02:00.180 --> 00:02:01.820 Mas interesado ako dito. 00:02:01.820 --> 00:02:05.220 Ito'y isang laro na pagkabalita agad nila ng VR, lahat sila ay parang: 00:02:05.220 --> 00:02:07.920 Omg, maglalaro ako ng porn sa VR at panigurado ito'y magiging maganda- 00:02:08.220 --> 00:02:08.720 *jumpscare* 00:02:09.000 --> 00:02:09.500 HOY 00:02:09.500 --> 00:02:11.040 Diyos ko- ang lapit mo masyado. 00:02:11.580 --> 00:02:12.340 Pasintabi 00:02:12.560 --> 00:02:14.060 Ngayon ay ika-64 na araw 00:02:15.320 --> 00:02:18.720 Ako ay- ako ay nagkakamping sa labas malayo sa mga babae 00:02:19.600 --> 00:02:20.240 Ayoko sa kanila. 00:02:20.500 --> 00:02:21.940 Kadiri sila. 00:02:22.460 --> 00:02:23.120 Asan ako? 00:02:23.240 --> 00:02:24.040 Oh, nandito ako. 00:02:24.240 --> 00:02:24.740 Okay. 00:02:24.860 --> 00:02:26.320 Nagbayad- nagbayad ako ng pera para doon. 00:02:27.480 --> 00:02:29.220 Napakaganda. Napakaganda ng.. laro. 00:02:33.180 --> 00:02:34.380 Okay, ako- 00:02:34.620 --> 00:02:37.700 Ito ay medyo kakaiba. Kasi sa larong to ako'y nasa unang panauhan 00:02:37.700 --> 00:02:40.320 Pero makikita niyo ako sa pangatlong panauhan 00:02:41.560 --> 00:02:42.220 Hindi ko alam 00:02:42.220 --> 00:02:42.720 Tara- 00:02:43.100 --> 00:02:44.940 Ito'y sobrang kakaiba 00:02:46.220 --> 00:02:47.980 Asan- Bakit ako nandito? 00:02:48.180 --> 00:02:48.680 00:02:52.520 --> 00:02:53.380 Pwede ba ako makapasok? 00:02:53.700 --> 00:02:54.200 00:02:54.620 --> 00:02:55.120 00:02:55.520 --> 00:02:57.780 00:02:59.920 --> 00:03:00.600 Ayan na 00:03:02.160 --> 00:03:04.820 Isang ... brofist nga. 00:03:06.020 --> 00:03:08.720 Ayan- hindi, maling galaw ng kamay. 00:03:09.820 --> 00:03:10.940 Anong kagaguhan ang ginagawa mo? 00:03:11.060 --> 00:03:11.780 Kalma. 00:03:11.840 --> 00:03:12.560 Kalma 00:03:12.800 --> 00:03:13.720 AH! WAG! 00:03:14.260 --> 00:03:15.060 IBABA MO YAN! 00:03:16.120 --> 00:03:16.620 P*****ina 00:03:17.800 --> 00:03:19.400 Wala akong ginagawa! 00:03:19.740 --> 00:03:21.280 Sige, pumunta nalang tayo doon. 00:03:22.780 --> 00:03:24.060 Palitan ang kanta. 00:03:25.000 --> 00:03:25.720 Ayan. 00:03:27.080 --> 00:03:27.760 (oy wag bata pa yang upuan na yan!) 00:03:29.360 --> 00:03:30.400 Pasintabi nga, upuan. 00:03:31.100 --> 00:03:31.600 Ughhh.. 00:03:32.500 --> 00:03:33.400 Ugghhhhhhhhh 00:03:34.220 --> 00:03:35.180 Yeaaahhhh 00:03:35.740 --> 00:03:37.580 Yaaaannn.. Maganda yan. 00:03:38.000 --> 00:03:39.440 *gumagawa ng kakaibang tunog si pewds* 00:03:39.640 --> 00:03:40.960 Pwede ko bang- 00:03:42.000 --> 00:03:43.360 OY! 00:03:43.500 --> 00:03:44.060 Kuha ko! 00:03:44.520 --> 00:03:45.020 (Fernando Poe) 00:03:45.400 --> 00:03:46.520 Oy Oy! Eto na! 00:03:46.600 --> 00:03:47.520 Oy oy oy 00:03:47.520 --> 00:03:48.280 Gusto mo ba neto? 00:03:48.600 --> 00:03:49.960 Gusto mo ba neto g*go 00:03:50.080 --> 00:03:51.840 Yan tama yan, g*g*guhin kita 00:03:51.900 --> 00:03:52.700 G*g*guhin kita 00:03:54.020 --> 00:03:55.960 00:03:56.520 --> 00:03:58.360 Wag, WAAG sinasampal niya ko! 00:03:58.500 --> 00:03:59.860 Ueh, ueh. 00:04:00.100 --> 00:04:00.880 00:04:01.100 --> 00:04:01.600 00:04:01.860 --> 00:04:03.400 Lalabanan ko kayong lahat! 00:04:03.460 --> 00:04:05.220 Bawat isa sa- 00:04:05.640 --> 00:04:07.380 sa inyo 00:04:08.260 --> 00:04:10.580 Oy tae, ginawa nya ang roundhouse kick! 00:04:11.580 --> 00:04:12.080 Tigil! 00:04:12.240 --> 00:04:13.120 Sinanggahan ko! 00:04:14.860 --> 00:04:15.360 WAG! 00:04:15.560 --> 00:04:16.060 Namatay ako! 00:04:16.620 --> 00:04:17.940 00:04:18.620 --> 00:04:19.860 Ay p*ta lumipad ang atawan ko kung san-san 00:04:20.720 --> 00:04:21.760 P*ta, nasan ako? 00:04:25.860 --> 00:04:26.420 HAy nako! 00:04:27.980 --> 00:04:28.540 00:04:28.540 --> 00:04:30.760 00:04:31.060 --> 00:04:32.880 00:04:33.040 --> 00:04:34.160 T*ngina tumahimik ka. 00:04:39.720 --> 00:04:41.340 OYY ANG LUPET! 00:04:42.160 --> 00:04:43.680 Ang lupet talaga neto. 00:04:44.820 --> 00:04:47.460 O sige, nakakapaglakad ako, pano ako aabante? 00:04:48.420 --> 00:04:49.620 00:04:53.320 --> 00:04:54.200 Pano ba ako maglalakad dito? 00:04:55.100 --> 00:04:55.920 Yaw! 00:05:00.660 --> 00:05:02.500 (pokus na pokus ah) 00:05:05.220 --> 00:05:07.260 Woah, nakakakilabot to mga pre. 00:05:08.040 --> 00:05:09.680 00:05:10.280 --> 00:05:12.680 Ramdam ko nasa isang corridor. 00:05:14.460 --> 00:05:16.960 Dapat lang- Dapat lang na porn ang larong to Danny ah. 00:05:17.220 --> 00:05:18.180 Sinasabi ko sayo. 00:05:21.660 --> 00:05:23.260 Pwede ba akong maglakad ng medyo mabagal? 00:05:24.600 --> 00:05:26.760 May mga hayop na naattract- oh 00:05:27.920 --> 00:05:29.840 Mas mabuting pa na, patayin ito. 00:05:30.520 --> 00:05:34.080 00:05:36.180 --> 00:05:36.740 Hello? 00:05:41.140 --> 00:05:42.520 Ok, tignan natin kung nasan tayo. 00:05:44.160 --> 00:05:44.660 Ok 00:05:46.420 --> 00:05:47.300 Nasan tayo 00:05:48.900 --> 00:05:51.780 Ay MAY NASA LIKURAN KO! 00:05:53.480 --> 00:05:54.640 HAY 00:05:56.900 --> 00:05:58.840 TAE 00:05:58.840 --> 00:06:01.060 Nakakatakot talaga to, ayoko na nito. 00:06:01.520 --> 00:06:02.660 Ayoko nang laruin to 00:06:03.580 --> 00:06:06.060 Di ko alam kung ano yon, pero, pupuntahan ko nalang yon. 00:06:06.280 --> 00:06:09.400 May ibang hayop na- tumahimik ka nga text. 00:06:11.560 --> 00:06:12.060 00:06:12.060 --> 00:06:14.160 00:06:16.520 --> 00:06:18.000 Ok... 00:06:19.100 --> 00:06:19.660 Sunod na laro. 00:06:24.640 --> 00:06:28.720 Sa nagdadalawang isip, sa tingin ko ang larong ito ay talagang maganda. 00:06:29.560 --> 00:06:30.680 Kamusta? 00:06:30.960 --> 00:06:32.000 Ano pangalan mo? 00:06:32.980 --> 00:06:33.600 LISAAAAAA 00:06:34.600 --> 00:06:38.440 Oy, wag mong gawin yan, wag mong gawin yan, wag moooooo 00:06:41.620 --> 00:06:42.480 Kamusta ka dyan? 00:06:42.920 --> 00:06:44.760 Gawin mo lang yan. Magaling ka. 00:06:45.800 --> 00:06:46.920 Kamusta kamusta 00:06:47.160 --> 00:06:50.200 Maligayang hatid sa inyo ng...Wag nyo sabihin kay Marzia Productions 00:06:54.320 --> 00:06:55.920 O sige, sa sunod na laro 00:06:56.000 --> 00:06:57.780 Gusto ni Danny to! 00:06:59.240 --> 00:06:59.740 wow 00:07:00.140 --> 00:07:01.180 ang ganda neto 00:07:05.040 --> 00:07:05.540 wow 00:07:07.640 --> 00:07:08.940 ay dito ako papunta 00:07:12.040 --> 00:07:14.760 Ngayon, dito naman 00:07:15.800 --> 00:07:16.600 Ah ganun pala 00:07:18.280 --> 00:07:18.780 00:07:21.500 --> 00:07:22.000 00:07:22.920 --> 00:07:23.420 00:07:25.520 --> 00:07:26.020 00:07:27.420 --> 00:07:29.900 So aabanta ka- oy iwagayway ang iyong baraso! 00:07:30.960 --> 00:07:33.300 Ahhh alam ko na ngayon 00:07:34.060 --> 00:07:35.780 P*****ina ang bilis ko 00:07:36.240 --> 00:07:38.000 T*ngina ang galing ko 00:07:41.960 --> 00:07:42.460 Wow! 00:07:45.200 --> 00:07:46.740 Ang lupet! 00:07:51.620 --> 00:07:52.120 Kunin mo ko 00:07:58.360 --> 00:07:59.680 00:08:00.320 --> 00:08:01.200 Ang lupet nun 00:08:01.400 --> 00:08:03.160 Tae, nakapatay ako ng usa 00:08:03.160 --> 00:08:04.440 Nakapatay ulit ako ng isa 00:08:07.560 --> 00:08:08.660 Magkakasakit ata ako 00:08:12.760 --> 00:08:16.900 Nakita ko na ang pinakamagandang laro. Di biro, di na to biro. 00:08:17.360 --> 00:08:18.720 Di na- di ngayon! 00:08:19.020 --> 00:08:19.720 hinde hinde hinde 00:08:19.900 --> 00:08:20.860 di ngayon 00:08:21.500 --> 00:08:23.100 Trump Simulator VR, tara na (wow ang ganda nga) 00:08:23.120 --> 00:08:24.800 Ok, so ako si Trump diba? 00:08:25.940 --> 00:08:28.200 Eeeeyyy, si Trump to. 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:31.800 Naniniwala ako na ako si Trump hehe 00:08:32.360 --> 00:08:33.280 Ang ganda ko 00:08:33.340 --> 00:08:34.380 00:08:34.380 --> 00:08:34.880 00:08:34.880 --> 00:08:37.260 00:08:37.260 --> 00:08:38.420 anoooo? 00:08:38.500 --> 00:08:40.100 Nag-iwan ako ng gagawin mo para sayo. 00:08:40.100 --> 00:08:43.940 00:08:44.120 --> 00:08:45.720 Napakasaya ng maging si Trump 00:08:45.720 --> 00:08:48.340 Ito ang pinaka-panget na impresyon ni Trump 00:08:48.660 --> 00:08:50.440 Pero, ang lupet ng itsura ko 00:08:50.700 --> 00:08:52.500 Di mo masasabing di ako mukhang malupet 00:08:52.800 --> 00:08:54.720 00:08:55.140 --> 00:08:56.000 pasintabi 00:08:56.320 --> 00:08:57.040 pasintabi 00:08:58.800 --> 00:09:01.920 00:09:02.660 --> 00:09:04.520 oyyyy may steak tayo! 00:09:04.960 --> 00:09:06.080 Ang Trump Steak! 00:09:06.800 --> 00:09:08.080 Ay, matagal ko nang- 00:09:08.400 --> 00:09:10.540 Mtagal ko nang gusto magkaroon ng Trump Steak 00:09:13.280 --> 00:09:14.400 Di ko abot! 00:09:18.340 --> 00:09:18.840 P*TA! 00:09:20.320 --> 00:09:22.560 Di ko- di pwe- (wrong) 00:09:23.160 --> 00:09:23.960 00:09:24.780 --> 00:09:25.500 00:09:25.580 --> 00:09:26.080 00:09:26.580 --> 00:09:27.380 00:09:28.040 --> 00:09:29.160 00:09:37.680 --> 00:09:38.180 (ETO NANAMAN TONG LARO NA TO) 00:09:41.820 --> 00:09:42.620 May beer na ko 00:09:43.060 --> 00:09:43.560 00:09:43.560 --> 00:09:44.060 00:09:44.720 --> 00:09:45.680 Yaaaaann 00:09:45.800 --> 00:09:47.100 00:09:48.340 --> 00:09:48.980 00:09:49.620 --> 00:09:50.820 00:09:51.520 --> 00:09:54.200 (game reference ng ewan) 00:09:54.480 --> 00:10:00.000 00:10:01.000 --> 00:10:02.140 00:10:03.840 --> 00:10:04.680 00:10:05.060 --> 00:10:06.260 00:10:11.140 --> 00:10:11.700 yan tama lang 00:10:12.480 --> 00:10:13.200 yan nga 00:10:15.060 --> 00:10:16.440 Parehas ko kayong g*g*guhen 00:10:16.520 --> 00:10:17.880 Sabay kayong dalawa 00:10:17.880 --> 00:10:19.340 Isa akong kung fu master 00:10:20.460 --> 00:10:21.240 00:10:21.600 --> 00:10:23.200 ano gusto mo anogustomo 00:10:23.220 --> 00:10:23.860 ahh 00:10:24.720 --> 00:10:25.220 ueh 00:10:27.000 --> 00:10:28.120 UEH (patay si Danny!) 00:10:28.240 --> 00:10:28.740 ueh 00:10:30.240 --> 00:10:30.740 uh 00:10:31.540 --> 00:10:32.260 uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuh 00:10:32.560 --> 00:10:33.100