WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.200 --> 00:00:01.260 Hey, it's- 00:00:01.600 --> 00:00:03.380 Hello! 00:00:04.980 --> 00:00:09.680 Wow! Look at selection. Click the right- 00:00:14.180 --> 00:00:14.680 Oh. 00:00:16.800 --> 00:00:18.640 Got it! 00:00:25.480 --> 00:00:27.480 Hey, look at me! I'm running everybody! 00:00:36.040 --> 00:00:42.360 Don't mind me! Just walking down the street. Not a problem. "Don't make me chase you!" Don't make me chase you! 00:00:45.900 --> 00:00:51.400 I'm gonna getcha! Stop right there. Oh, good thing you're here. 00:00:52.060 --> 00:00:52.560 Oh. 00:00:55.920 --> 00:00:57.780 Got you now, motherfucker! 00:00:57.780 --> 00:00:59.050 Oh no. 00:00:59.050 --> 00:01:00.339 Where am I? 00:01:00.339 --> 00:01:02.879 My look. Oh, it's me. "Look's like we've got the place to ourselves..." 00:01:03.480 --> 00:01:08.360 No, no, no, please grow-. Hold the grip or trigger to make a fist. 00:01:08.700 --> 00:01:09.200 Ohhh. 00:01:09.960 --> 00:01:14.980 Punch by extending your arm, making contact when opening appears... Right click. Okay. 00:01:15.240 --> 00:01:18.560 You can also slap an opponent with an open hand. 00:01:19.480 --> 00:01:21.480 Block by raising your arms 00:01:32.700 --> 00:01:34.320 What are you doing? Ah. 00:01:36.800 --> 00:01:41.000 Oh, okay. "Uniform makes you feel tough, doesn't it?" I-I see how it is. 00:01:41.440 --> 00:01:44.240 You got nice... thighs! 00:01:44.780 --> 00:01:47.240 If I massage you... will you stop? 00:01:47.240 --> 00:01:48.660 Will you stop hurting me? 00:01:48.660 --> 00:01:49.920 Aw, you don't like that?! 00:01:49.920 --> 00:01:50.820 Huh?! 00:01:53.600 --> 00:01:54.680 I slap your knee! 00:01:55.040 --> 00:01:57.040 Ah, slap, aha! 00:01:58.520 --> 00:02:00.520 Works every time, baby. 00:02:01.420 --> 00:02:03.280 I found your weakness. 00:02:03.540 --> 00:02:04.440 Tickle, tickle! 00:02:04.440 --> 00:02:06.080 "Are you fighting, or flirting?" 00:02:06.820 --> 00:02:08.160 I'm definitely flirting. 00:02:08.460 --> 00:02:09.780 Alright, enough games. 00:02:09.780 --> 00:02:10.820 "Picked the wrong day to fuck with me." 00:02:11.780 --> 00:02:13.420 Don't make me hit you again! 00:02:14.940 --> 00:02:15.600 Don't make me! 00:02:18.260 --> 00:02:21.140 Swedish! Slap! Swedish! Slap! 00:02:22.320 --> 00:02:24.320 Don't make me do it- slap, slap, slap, slap! 00:02:25.740 --> 00:02:27.740 Don't make me- slapslapslapslap! 00:02:28.200 --> 00:02:28.740 Slap left! 00:02:29.020 --> 00:02:29.580 I slap you! 00:02:30.320 --> 00:02:31.620 Huaaaaaah! 00:02:31.740 --> 00:02:32.680 Slap, slap! 00:02:32.680 --> 00:02:34.460 Huaaaaaaaaaah! 00:02:34.460 --> 00:02:37.500 Slap, slap slap! Slap! Oh, whatchu want boy?! 00:02:37.900 --> 00:02:38.980 You want more?! 00:02:39.060 --> 00:02:41.680 Slap! You want more of the slap?! 00:02:43.040 --> 00:02:47.280 Slap! Raaa-ta-ta-da-ta! Bah! Bah! 00:02:48.700 --> 00:02:49.760 Block you, slap! 00:02:49.760 --> 00:02:51.760 "Are you fighting, or flirting?" 00:02:51.760 --> 00:02:53.760 Hey, hey- hey, hey. 00:02:56.880 --> 00:03:00.500 Slap! Slap- buh! Sla-buh. 00:03:00.640 --> 00:03:02.220 Woaah- buh! 00:03:02.220 --> 00:03:03.260 Bah, bah! 00:03:03.260 --> 00:03:04.540 Dick punch! 00:03:04.740 --> 00:03:05.660 Oh, God. 00:03:06.740 --> 00:03:08.700 "How you doing, Wendell? 00:03:08.700 --> 00:03:13.860 "Your parole officer's feeling lonely. He's got a hole in his life for an asshole like you." 00:03:13.880 --> 00:03:16.980 You got a hole in- in your pants now, boy. 00:03:17.460 --> 00:03:21.780 "Watch your head. This hump will be back in the iron hotel by tomorrow night." 00:03:22.220 --> 00:03:28.880 "Nice work." Oh, I know. "You run track in high school?" No, but I ran the slap Club 00:03:29.760 --> 00:03:31.760 We slap bitches! 00:03:31.800 --> 00:03:33.800 All the time. 00:03:34.700 --> 00:03:35.780 What is this? 00:03:36.140 --> 00:03:39.400 "All units to 211 in progress. Shots fired at West Lake savings and loan-" 00:03:39.460 --> 00:03:40.860 Oh, you want me to get in the car? 00:03:42.140 --> 00:03:43.300 Excuse me? 00:03:44.160 --> 00:03:46.540 I don't even have a driving license. 00:03:46.920 --> 00:03:52.260 Well, I guess I better get in the car. "We'll take that. Only a couple blocks from here." 00:03:54.820 --> 00:03:56.060 Okay. 00:04:02.140 --> 00:04:05.340 Hey, hey, Monika! Hey to you, Monika! 00:04:06.100 --> 00:04:06.600 Alright. 00:04:10.400 --> 00:04:13.400 "14 Adam, calling KPGL. We'll handle the 211." 00:04:14.280 --> 00:04:16.600 "Rodger that, 14 Adam. Be advised, suspects are armed-" 00:04:16.780 --> 00:04:18.120 Don't be scared. 00:04:19.220 --> 00:04:24.100 Don't be scared. "Roger, KGPL. 14 Adam enroute." Are you scared? 00:04:24.920 --> 00:04:26.100 Are you scared? 00:04:26.100 --> 00:04:27.280 "Take the next right!" 00:04:27.280 --> 00:04:29.760 I will... I will take the next right. 00:04:30.440 --> 00:04:33.560 Will you talk to me like that again? Then you will face the slap! 00:04:33.560 --> 00:04:34.360 "Take the next right!" 00:04:34.360 --> 00:04:35.220 What did I- dah! 00:04:37.640 --> 00:04:38.680 Okay. 00:04:42.060 --> 00:04:45.060 Don't worry. Let's go. 00:04:51.500 --> 00:04:54.500 Oh! We're going the wrong- oh. 00:04:55.780 --> 00:04:58.640 Sorry. "Take the next left." 00:04:59.600 --> 00:05:00.100 Woah! 00:05:01.100 --> 00:05:02.540 Next left. Got it. 00:05:08.220 --> 00:05:14.360 Do you fear it? "Through the next intersection!" Now tell me something... do you fear dying? 00:05:15.900 --> 00:05:18.080 Are you scared of dying? 00:05:21.400 --> 00:05:27.040 "No, no, no! You did not just do that!" I didn't do nothing! You're stressing me out, man. 00:05:29.540 --> 00:05:32.720 I am trying to drive like a perfect gentleman, oh. 00:05:34.340 --> 00:05:36.340 Oh, shit. It's a robbery 00:05:38.780 --> 00:05:40.320 Wait, that's me! 00:05:40.320 --> 00:05:42.320 Oh, hell yeah! 00:05:44.400 --> 00:05:47.600 Oh god. I'm a lil scared. I've never done this before. 00:05:50.920 --> 00:05:53.320 I don't know what I thought would happen... 00:05:55.100 --> 00:05:56.620 Motherfucka! 00:05:59.500 --> 00:06:05.860 "Stay down!" Stay down, biiiiitch. What do I do? I'm so scared. 00:06:13.160 --> 00:06:15.580 My power move. "Stay in cover!" 00:06:33.820 --> 00:06:38.460 What the fuck is this? What are you doing? I'm moving in! I'm moving in, guys! 00:06:40.860 --> 00:06:42.860 Ay! Got 'em. 00:06:47.240 --> 00:06:50.200 Don't fucking tell me what to do. 00:06:59.280 --> 00:07:04.280 He fell for the old hay trick laptop 00:07:09.520 --> 00:07:13.650 Yeah, that's what I'm talking about what's going on over here 00:07:15.220 --> 00:07:17.940 Hey, Johnny, I think I found a clue 00:07:20.590 --> 00:07:25.590 Crawl a kill insects brain maybe 00:07:29.620 --> 00:07:31.620 Excuse me workers 00:07:32.260 --> 00:07:35.010 Please step aside. We're basically working 00:07:36.880 --> 00:07:40.439 This is spooky I'm super scared right now Jesus 00:07:41.290 --> 00:07:46.260 Cole come take a look at the I see it dude I see her put him up against the wall and whose brains out 00:07:47.110 --> 00:07:48.940 Damnable way to go 00:07:48.940 --> 00:07:54.330 Dude, I don't know about this blood matter. How you go. This is this is a bit scary. Oh get all deep only built 00:07:55.660 --> 00:08:03.179 Let's keep going two rounds fired and instead of dropping it down a drain our shooter voices it up here interesting guy 00:08:04.690 --> 00:08:10.739 We should follow up on this now before the perp tries to leave town, it's fired twice yes, I see 00:08:13.390 --> 00:08:15.599 I'll draw I'll draw a picture of the gun 00:08:19.870 --> 00:08:24.899 Hey, just Phelps undone, can you tell us anything about this gun Smith & Wesson Model? 00:08:25.570 --> 00:08:33.330 27 registered Magnum chambered for 357 Hey they complete it with programs same gun used by General Patton 00:08:34.060 --> 00:08:39.239 You're not suggesting he's the owner no no no no you seem to know a lot about your weapon 00:08:39.240 --> 00:08:43.260 Let me do the talking sold it you know this piece will stop a rhino 00:08:44.169 --> 00:08:47.159 These babies oh my god. That's a special order 00:08:47.800 --> 00:08:49.800 Here's my Smith & Wesson order book 00:08:50.200 --> 00:08:57.479 Okay, let's see here pearl grips. Cold you see it on a real collectors. I don't like your attitude. Sorry 00:08:57.480 --> 00:09:00.390 I can't help you more. Hey. We're in luck Errol Schroeder 00:09:01.270 --> 00:09:04.859 203 southwest street ordered the gun in February 46 00:09:05.490 --> 00:09:11.450 Thanks, you've been a big help any time. Thank you very much. Happy to help out the LAPD you're doing a great job 00:09:12.000 --> 00:09:17.479 Thank you. I really my affair, but I hope you catch whoever you're looking for are these authentic 00:09:18.720 --> 00:09:20.720 Are these authentic ducks? 00:09:21.420 --> 00:09:24.440 How much how much for them please oh? 00:09:25.680 --> 00:09:27.680 My god, okay?? Oh! 00:09:29.250 --> 00:09:31.250 Sorry that wasn't me I swear.. 00:09:32.220 --> 00:09:34.220 Stop that stop that!! 00:09:34.649 --> 00:09:36.649 You fucking bitch you! 00:09:37.410 --> 00:09:40.219 You hey you hey you?? 00:09:43.110 --> 00:09:46.279 Do you know shredding here's his phone number 00:09:48.300 --> 00:09:50.300 Don't make me 00:09:50.820 --> 00:09:56.479 Is that milk now, I haven't had a nice bottle of milk and forever 00:10:00.600 --> 00:10:02.600 Judge 00:10:06.029 --> 00:10:12.139 Open up its the popo. What are you guys? Whoa hey? I'm officer Cole Phelps. Don't mind me Verdun bullshit division 00:10:12.390 --> 00:10:17.629 You're the owner of a Smith & Wesson Model 27 nickel-plated with pearl grips. I might be 00:10:18.209 --> 00:10:24.679 What of it, then you'll be surprised to know that scooter Payton was murdered tonight with your gun you're out of your mind 00:10:25.260 --> 00:10:29.089 Scooter he works for me. They have that gun here in my drawer 00:10:30.959 --> 00:10:36.589 You're under arrest Schroeder come in my way. You're not taking me down for this. Oh oh 00:10:37.350 --> 00:10:40.490 It's very sad. No. It's sound again. Oh 00:10:42.810 --> 00:10:44.810 Sweetie slap maced 00:10:48.490 --> 00:10:50.490 Come wake up 00:10:58.060 --> 00:11:05.580 Come come I said oh you got you're gonna cry huh you gonna crap you're gonna crack. You're gonna. Cry. Are you gonna crack? 00:11:13.900 --> 00:11:17.369 This is how a fire in Sweden this is how the Vikings fire? 00:11:17.370 --> 00:11:22.770 Oh my god, LAPD LAPD cleared the body, please please has anyone called an ambulance 00:11:23.620 --> 00:11:26.549 We've called an ambulance and the police, but I'm afraid he's dead 00:11:29.200 --> 00:11:31.200 What did you see 00:11:38.710 --> 00:11:40.710 The fuck up 00:11:41.200 --> 00:11:43.200 oh 00:11:43.330 --> 00:11:44.800 Don't make me 00:11:44.800 --> 00:11:48.510 Hey, hey look at this look at this don't make me 00:11:49.600 --> 00:11:51.989 Now tell me what you saw 00:11:53.200 --> 00:11:55.200 I 00:11:56.740 --> 00:11:59.430 Got nothing on this guy hey 00:12:01.150 --> 00:12:03.150 Hey mama 00:12:03.370 --> 00:12:05.370 Hey, mama 00:12:05.470 --> 00:12:09.449 Don't worry. Don't worry. It's gonna be okay, huh? 00:12:10.180 --> 00:12:12.210 Then just tell me what you suppose 00:12:13.210 --> 00:12:18.119 Yeah, no. I'm not gonna like you're probably gonna go many years 00:12:18.820 --> 00:12:25.439 Enterprise are you just staring at me like that because I mean nothing wrong. Oh, yes, what you think you have 00:12:28.270 --> 00:12:31.929 Your can I go to jail you're gonna go to jail 00:12:33.200 --> 00:12:35.259 You're gonna go in for a very long 00:12:36.230 --> 00:12:38.319 But don't worry. Don't worry 00:12:39.050 --> 00:12:44.259 If Papa boots can get one of those shoots in size 42 00:12:48.530 --> 00:12:55.389 Hey, why are you just staring at me like not worried I've done nothing I'm officer Phelps miss I'm here about the shooting 00:12:55.390 --> 00:12:58.540 I'm here about the show do you know the victim -? 00:13:00.140 --> 00:13:03.670 It wasn't my boss yes, don't worry, it's mr.. Gage 00:13:05.360 --> 00:13:09.279 Not mr. Burrage don't you are I? 00:13:14.330 --> 00:13:17.230 Was in a store when mr. Gage 00:13:17.930 --> 00:13:24.790 my boss bursts in yelling that I'm late on my lunch and we came back I 00:13:25.970 --> 00:13:27.970 was angry I 00:13:28.250 --> 00:13:30.910 walked in front yes, of course I 00:13:31.550 --> 00:13:36.669 Heard shots mm-hmm I turned and saw mr.. Gage fall. Oh 00:13:38.360 --> 00:13:40.360 Nice that's awful 00:13:41.950 --> 00:13:46.799 And don't know who shot gage or why no officer 00:13:49.839 --> 00:13:57.089 That's truth my man is dead miss : and that's a criminal offense to lie to a police officer. I'll take you downtown get out 00:13:57.850 --> 00:13:59.520 Get out right now 00:13:59.520 --> 00:14:01.520 alright, check the dumpster 00:14:05.320 --> 00:14:08.800 Look at that, huh? You didn't see- are you kidding me? 00:14:18.920 --> 00:14:25.060 "Any ideas?" "Looks like there's something in this trash can." I already found it! 00:14:28.080 --> 00:14:30.080 "Operator, give me dispatch." 00:14:36.180 --> 00:14:38.180 "Phelps badge 12 47." 00:14:42.360 --> 00:14:44.360 "Messages, please." 00:14:46.800 --> 00:14:48.800 "Thanks for your help." 00:14:51.680 --> 00:14:55.660 Grabbed the gun right? You think something would happen. 00:14:59.180 --> 00:15:03.480 But nothing happens... is this glitched out, or? 00:15:08.999 --> 00:15:14.569 "Wake-up call!" I found the- "Shell casings... these look like thirty twos." 00:15:16.480 --> 00:15:20.280 Okay, so now I found a gun. Okay, I get it. 00:15:26.360 --> 00:15:31.180 No, I guess the gun still isn't interesting. Got it. Let's go 00:15:36.540 --> 00:15:41.180 He's fine, don't worry about him. I want you to know that I loved you. 00:15:44.160 --> 00:15:48.260 Really thought we would be together forever... You were always my brother. 00:15:54.460 --> 00:15:58.600 Hey wait no no no don't 00:16:02.980 --> 00:16:04.980 Come back here, Baldy! 00:16:05.760 --> 00:16:08.780 You forgot your hat! Oh, oh oh! 00:16:10.060 --> 00:16:12.060 How did I knock him over? 00:16:12.940 --> 00:16:14.940 You can just run into people! 00:16:18.540 --> 00:16:21.960 I'm so sorry, so sorry, so sorry, so sorry!