WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.940 ''Do you ever feel bored in life?'' //then stan talent stan bts// 00:00:02.940 --> 00:00:03.780 YESSS! *chuckles* 00:00:04.100 --> 00:00:06.800 ''I've got the perfect solution for you! 00:00:07.700 --> 00:00:10.180 Become a certified PewDiePie bro!! 00:00:11.120 --> 00:00:14.040 For a small payment of five dollars a month you will 00:00:14.040 --> 00:00:16.640 experience happiness like no other. 00:00:17.860 --> 00:00:21.500 Or if you're broke turning off adblock will also do. 00:00:21.500 --> 00:00:26.960 You'll be provided with the finest state of the art entertainment including horror." 00:00:26.960 --> 00:00:28.590 JESUS! 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(stale meme incoming) 00:01:00.840 --> 00:01:04.340 *m'name Jeff in many languages* 00:01:04.340 --> 00:01:06.540 Now there were some objects that I reviewed in the last 00:01:06.540 --> 00:01:08.490 video, they didn't make it - I didn't get 00:01:08.490 --> 00:01:10.530 the items in time and I would just 00:01:10.540 --> 00:01:12.299 like to review one of my favorite one 00:01:12.300 --> 00:01:15.360 right off the bat, the booty pop 00:01:15.360 --> 00:01:19.860 booty pop I've scavenged the internet I've 00:01:19.860 --> 00:01:22.229 searched the deep ends and I got the 00:01:22.229 --> 00:01:24.030 booty pop I'm wearing kind of baggy 00:01:24.030 --> 00:01:27.240 pants today so I don't know - 00:01:27.240 --> 00:01:30.329 family-friendly though... don't-NO sexual 00:01:30.329 --> 00:01:33.630 intended okay if you look at me sexually 00:01:33.630 --> 00:01:36.100 I want you to click away right now (please don't) 00:01:36.120 --> 00:01:38.380 because it's not family friendly go 00:01:38.380 --> 00:01:43.200 watch Casey all right there we go ( nice ass) 00:01:43.210 --> 00:01:46.245 that's pretty good! 00:01:46.245 --> 00:01:48.100 Dafaq is dis? oh my 00:01:48.100 --> 00:01:52.450 god it's like a diaper. YES!! 00:01:52.450 --> 00:01:54.190 you can also wear it as a bra I suppose 00:01:54.190 --> 00:01:58.690 how does it look? it does feel quite nice (It also looks quite nice ( o ʖ o)) 00:01:58.690 --> 00:02:00.970 I'm not gonna lie this feels like a 00:02:00.970 --> 00:02:03.550 nice fucking ass I would love to have 00:02:03.550 --> 00:02:06.250 this ass I know I sound like I'm joking, 00:02:06.250 --> 00:02:08.709 I'm not joking this is an amazing ass to touch. (true AF) 00:02:08.709 --> 00:02:14.780 it feels great. One hundred percent. Unironically, amazing product. 00:02:14.830 --> 00:02:17.200 "It's here! Hollywood's hottest new trade secret!" 00:02:17.200 --> 00:02:20.320 I get it. 100%. "side of bra enhances booty 00:02:20.320 --> 00:02:21.820 pop panties are now revolutionizing 00:02:21.820 --> 00:02:24.250 women's undergarments giving you sexy 00:02:24.250 --> 00:02:29.890 curves in the ultimate list." (headphone warning)RAHHHHHHHH I've seen on 00:02:29.890 --> 00:02:32.320 TV "Why is it no matter what you do the 00:02:32.320 --> 00:02:34.660 view is never big enough for you it's 00:02:34.660 --> 00:02:40.000 just all a big blurr" it it's just I can't 00:02:40.000 --> 00:02:42.160 tell what it is it's all just a big ol' 00:02:42.160 --> 00:02:47.320 blur got no clue what this is could be 00:02:47.320 --> 00:02:50.860 Jackspediceye's asshole for all I know. 00:02:50.860 --> 00:02:53.680 "A little bit like hieroglyphs" It looks like 00:02:53.680 --> 00:02:55.780 hieroglyphs what you're looking at emojis 00:02:55.780 --> 00:02:58.690 what a dumb bitch glasses have you heard 00:02:58.690 --> 00:03:01.390 of them what you need is reading glasses 00:03:01.390 --> 00:03:03.459 that's amazing let's see how he 00:03:03.459 --> 00:03:05.260 reacts to his phone come on and it's just 00:03:05.260 --> 00:03:08.079 like it's encouraging instant clarity 00:03:08.079 --> 00:03:10.450 why were reading glasses with that you 00:03:10.450 --> 00:03:12.640 can look somewhat normal in when you can 00:03:12.640 --> 00:03:15.640 wear fucking working go look at that 00:03:15.640 --> 00:03:17.799 look at that guy who would walk around 00:03:17.799 --> 00:03:21.880 like that I would never been able to do 00:03:21.880 --> 00:03:25.269 it without oh my god this is amazing I 00:03:25.269 --> 00:03:29.230 would never have oh my god and it's 00:03:29.230 --> 00:03:33.970 amazing my eyes I can finally see I can 00:03:33.970 --> 00:03:36.190 finally feel this is actually really 00:03:36.190 --> 00:03:39.010 cool do I look cool I feel like I look 00:03:39.010 --> 00:03:42.070 real fresh real nice real tight hello 00:03:42.070 --> 00:03:47.079 ladies zoom in on my fucking eye pimple 00:03:47.079 --> 00:03:49.480 that came in yesterday thank you it's 00:03:49.480 --> 00:03:52.239 style now from having my way the world's 00:03:52.239 --> 00:03:53.920 first snap and hem 00:03:53.920 --> 00:03:57.280 solution invented by a woman invented by 00:03:57.280 --> 00:04:01.209 a woman gee I wasn't sure before I 00:04:01.209 --> 00:04:05.830 don't like it when men do it but now I MIGHT ACTUALLY WANNA BUY IT!!! 00:04:05.830 --> 00:04:08.290 magazine and TV shows are raving about 00:04:08.290 --> 00:04:11.770 them so just tuck them in you can just 00:04:11.770 --> 00:04:14.680 tuck anything in what's the point genius 00:04:14.680 --> 00:04:16.900 it's NOTT GENUIS !! but here's the real 00:04:16.900 --> 00:04:19.840 question if I order do I get two of them 00:04:19.840 --> 00:04:23.290 BB offer absolutely free every fucking 00:04:23.290 --> 00:04:25.780 time every fucking time they do these ( wat you expect ) 00:04:25.780 --> 00:04:28.570 they throw in two of them for no fucking 00:04:28.570 --> 00:04:30.280 reason you know I didn't need 8 of 00:04:30.280 --> 00:04:32.229 them I guess I need 16 of them if we go 00:04:32.229 --> 00:04:34.210 back to big vision I swear they'll throw 00:04:34.210 --> 00:04:36.220 in a double one as well protected carry 00:04:36.220 --> 00:04:38.560 case free but I've hang on to help your 00:04:38.560 --> 00:04:40.479 big bitches hang on hang on one 00:04:40.479 --> 00:04:42.550 adjustable wired lanyard ok I still 00:04:42.550 --> 00:04:45.010 offer really clear running guys together 00:04:45.010 --> 00:04:47.110 beer oh look at that you get another one 00:04:47.110 --> 00:04:49.000 I guess I really need two of them so i 00:04:49.000 --> 00:04:51.700 can i can have a four hundred percent 00:04:51.700 --> 00:04:53.680 vision so i can wear them double layers *pewds is shook* 00:04:53.680 --> 00:04:55.750 you know what I'm saying every what kind 00:04:55.750 --> 00:04:57.729 of sales trick is that if you subscribe 00:04:57.729 --> 00:04:59.500 now you won't only get to subscribe for 00:04:59.500 --> 00:05:02.620 free you get to subscribe again for free 00:05:02.620 --> 00:05:04.720 you just hit subscribe and resubscribe 00:05:04.720 --> 00:05:07.570 twice try it out it's free Lindsey 00:05:07.570 --> 00:05:09.520 introduces us to the newest arrival to 00:05:09.520 --> 00:05:11.140 the Magic Bullet family oh it's the 00:05:11.140 --> 00:05:12.700 magic bullet I've seen this done many 00:05:12.700 --> 00:05:20.440 times Ohhhh The babie's gonna love that! Enjoy! Thank you Aunt Marcie! * but the baby dosent like aunt marice* 00:05:20.440 --> 00:05:23.800 where your gift? Oh me? I'm waiting for a special 00:05:23.800 --> 00:05:31.660 delivery oh my god the cringe *pewds lick's his lips for no reason* i wanna i 00:05:31.660 --> 00:05:34.630 want to kill myself, this is good this is 00:05:34.630 --> 00:05:37.270 good stuff okay and it's just in time 00:05:37.270 --> 00:05:39.910 special delivery for Jenny why did you 00:05:39.910 --> 00:05:41.950 ring the door if you were just gonna let 00:05:41.950 --> 00:05:47.440 yourself in any way *ear rape* I wanna die. Special delivery for 00:05:47.440 --> 00:05:49.570 Jenny! :D Oh come on and Mick just set it 00:05:49.570 --> 00:05:51.280 right down there in the counter that's 00:05:51.280 --> 00:05:53.410 what he did you fucking moron nice 00:05:53.410 --> 00:05:56.160 package hahahah AHAHAHAHA (poods no please...) 00:05:57.139 --> 00:05:59.689 come on guys come on in and take a look 00:05:59.689 --> 00:06:04.789 at this gather at this learning me Eheheh you need to 00:06:04.789 --> 00:06:06.979 check this out let me guess he's gonna 00:06:06.979 --> 00:06:10.520 be super impressed later is the baby 00:06:10.520 --> 00:06:14.689 bullet what is real have redesigned to 00:06:14.689 --> 00:06:18.199 blade the motor and side into the 00:06:18.199 --> 00:06:21.169 perfect combination for making perfect 00:06:21.169 --> 00:06:24.529 purees for the best baby food making 00:06:24.529 --> 00:06:27.620 system if you've ever seen oh I thought 00:06:27.620 --> 00:06:29.689 it would be safe for babies to use I was 00:06:29.689 --> 00:06:31.400 like oh so I can't stick my face in the 00:06:31.400 --> 00:06:33.110 blender anymore well I'm not going to 00:06:33.110 --> 00:06:35.210 buy it then it's a useless product yeah 00:06:35.210 --> 00:06:38.000 he's still not impressed what is wrong 00:06:38.000 --> 00:06:40.720 with him*viet-nam flashback* what the fuck almost 20 jars 00:06:40.729 --> 00:06:45.080 and that's just what he's genuinely 00:06:45.080 --> 00:06:47.210 bored it's not like he plays the bored 00:06:47.210 --> 00:06:49.610 character the real question here is do 00:06:49.610 --> 00:06:51.650 you get two of them call now and get a 00:06:51.650 --> 00:06:55.400 second baby bullet system for free call 00:06:55.400 --> 00:06:57.169 right now I need to call right now I 00:06:57.169 --> 00:06:58.909 need two of them so I can blend 00:06:58.909 --> 00:07:01.039 while I'm blending. whether you crack them like this 00:07:01.039 --> 00:07:09.680 PAHAHAHAHA *catches breath* oh oh oh I wasn't ready oh my god yes who 00:07:09.680 --> 00:07:11.479 fucking cracks like that you fucking 00:07:11.479 --> 00:07:16.580 idiot HELLO from Wendy! And Wait until you you see what I have- (pewds cuts off) 00:07:16.580 --> 00:07:18.439 I really hope this woman spent her entire 00:07:18.439 --> 00:07:20.899 life investment on this piece of shit 00:07:20.899 --> 00:07:23.210 product because I hate her already I'm 00:07:23.210 --> 00:07:26.750 sorry. the easy cracker now you can 00:07:26.750 --> 00:07:29.330 crack as quickly and effortless I just 00:07:29.330 --> 00:07:31.490 imagined she she she was like I need to design a 00:07:31.490 --> 00:07:34.580 product to castrate my man because he 00:07:34.580 --> 00:07:36.800 cheated on me whenever I crack an egg 00:07:36.800 --> 00:07:38.569 there'd be a mess on the stove 00:07:38.569 --> 00:07:40.370 a mess on the counter well maybe you 00:07:40.370 --> 00:07:43.569 just didn't learn how to do it properly. ELLO EVERYBODY (gibberish) 00:07:49.490 --> 00:07:55.639 my new easy cracker,cracking eggs is a snap 00:07:55.639 --> 00:07:58.970 just put it in the cradle and squeeze how easy is this 00:07:58.970 --> 00:08:00.830 well we're going 00:08:00.830 --> 00:08:02.330 to test it out we're going to test it 00:08:02.330 --> 00:08:04.970 out because I have one I happen to have 00:08:04.970 --> 00:08:08.270 an easy cracker right here very nice but 00:08:08.270 --> 00:08:23.030 BUT (x100) Do i get two of them? Order now and i'll throw in the easy scrambler,just for you 00:08:23.030 --> 00:08:25.159 OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH I had this for a while I'm actually 00:08:25.159 --> 00:08:26.900 genuinely excited to see if this one 00:08:26.900 --> 00:08:31.849 works you can tell already that looks 00:08:31.849 --> 00:08:36.440 sturdy I guess I'll crack in the package 00:08:36.440 --> 00:08:43.909 so how does it work oh shit you know 00:08:43.909 --> 00:08:45.260 what this looks pretty cool because it's 00:08:45.260 --> 00:08:48.410 like separates it someone definitely 00:08:48.410 --> 00:08:52.310 stuck this in the wrong place you just 00:08:52.310 --> 00:08:55.399 know that someone did that. no it wasn't 00:08:55.399 --> 00:08:57.500 me okay it wasn't me this is the first 00:08:57.500 --> 00:08:59.720 this is my virgin I don't want to spell 00:08:59.720 --> 00:09:01.790 I don't want to make a mess so I'm a 00:09:01.790 --> 00:09:09.070 little nervous Wow 00:09:09.070 --> 00:09:14.650 that really worked (not) doesn't fucking crack 00:09:14.650 --> 00:09:17.650 this just seems like it seems like a lot 00:09:17.650 --> 00:09:19.210 fucking harder than just cracking the 00:09:19.210 --> 00:09:21.250 fucking egg it still doesn't fucking 00:09:21.250 --> 00:09:27.250 work what a fuck- YESSS ITS IN!! 00:09:27.250 --> 00:09:29.650 also like an ancient trick I don't know 00:09:29.650 --> 00:09:31.210 if you know but it's like a wizard you 00:09:31.210 --> 00:09:35.470 just do this actually you know what she 00:09:35.470 --> 00:09:36.790 makes a great fucking case I was 00:09:36.790 --> 00:09:38.650 horrible you were right Wendy you were 00:09:38.650 --> 00:09:41.470 right I was wrong I take it all back I 00:09:41.470 --> 00:09:44.560 take it all back. leave a like and I'll if you 00:09:44.560 --> 00:09:45.640 want me to do more of these things 00:09:45.640 --> 00:09:47.770 really fun I enjoy laughing at 00:09:47.770 --> 00:09:51.010 people making bad business decisions you 00:09:51.010 --> 00:09:53.590 know, there is something wonderful about it so 00:09:53.590 --> 00:09:54.880 leave a like if you enjoyed and let me know 00:09:54.880 --> 00:09:56.470 if you want more check out my other 00:09:56.470 --> 00:09:59.580 video that I did on this (stale memes intensify) 00:09:59.580 --> 00:10:01.580 *rip headphone users* bye yall