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YouTube Rewind did an oopsie

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PewDiePie (I mean ...) did an oopsie

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Soldier boy did an oopsie

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And the Forbes, did an oopsie

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I'm OOPSIE DOOPSIE

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(generic)

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Welcome to Poo Nuz !

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the most diverse news source of all time

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We have literally everyone working here

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People are campaigning to get PooDiePie more subscribers because....

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"YOTUUBER" ? Lol JK !

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Or... C. Because Straight (heterosexual) Men Have Too Much Time on Their Hands

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👏👏👏 Because Straight Men Have Too Much Time on Their Hands ! 👏👏👏

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Straight people be like : "SUBSCRIBE TO POODIEPIE EVERYBODY!"

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I don't even know if this is a legit website 😆

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You know, people campaigning for PooDiePie to get more subscribers have too much time on their hands

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What the frick do people that complain about it have, huh?

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Destroyed with facts and logic, b**ch

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Oh, this site is legit