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*musik dramatis* *pewds keluar dari tong (kayaknya)*

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"menyerah lah pewds!"

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*suara macan* diem lo, cok!

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"Felix, udahan aja, udah" *suara macan*

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"Permainan ini bukan buat lo, NYERAH AJA NJIR :D"

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DIEM COK DIEM *eh awas jatoh*

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*kecapekan* ini game gampang

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INI GAME GAMPANG

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Oh liat, dunia baru!

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Dunia Baru!

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Liat betapa mudahnya ini

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liat ya, betapa gampangnya (ez) ini game

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liat ni, gue mau neglakuin hal gokil

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HUWA! *nabrak tapi pewds :p*

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itu ga gokil kayak yang gue kira di kepala gue, gimana kalo ini dah? gimana kalo ini, fam?

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HUWA! hm *nabrak lagi pewds :p*

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Apaan nih cok? ok, ini  game gampang  banget

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Tuh liat *suara tong kebanting*

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bentar, gimana cara gue naik ke sana?

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lu tau? gue yakin ini simpel banget

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gue yakin fam, ini lebih gampang

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Oh lihat itu, oh TIDAK!

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*pewds kesel*

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Hampir berhasil di percobaan pertama, loh

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game ini tentang mengatasi ketakutan lo orang

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liat, liat itu gampang banget, oh tuhan ini game

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!1!1!1! *teriak intensif*

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JANGAAAN!! *ketawa*

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liat itu, gaampang

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gampang, bang

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yak, pegang tangannya, itu dia, gampang, oh tuhan, oh tidak, ada apa dibawah?

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ada apa dibawah sana?

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gak *pewds kebingungan*

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ga, gue gak bisa ke sana,

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bentar gue mau... ahh.. *masih bingung*

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*musik dramatis*

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oh, tuhan, ada apa dibawah sana?

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coba gw cek dulu. supaya gw tahu apa yg kita harus urusin

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oke, kita aman

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kayaknya pembuat game ini gak ngejebak, entah kenapa

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tapi kupikir, kita harus ke tebing itu kayaknya

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*musik penopang semangat*

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lihat itu, njir

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sulit dipercaya gw bisa kesulitan di game yg gampang ini

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kalau lu komplain game ini susah

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uhh kalau lu harus komplain sama nyokap lu, buat engga..

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lihat tuh, lihat betapa gampangnya

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lu harus komplain ke mak lu

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karena dia dah jelas memeluk lu setiap hari.

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gw yakin lu masih ngisap teteknya

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gw tau caranya sekarang huhh

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HUHAAHHAUUH!! *gokil suaranya njai*

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gampang, GAMPANG UDAHDIBILANG

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INI GAME TUH GAMPANG

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"Oh, lu harusnya nyerah"

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DIEM AJA, COK

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menjijikkan

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gue yakin lo gak bisa ngelakuin pas sekali nyoba

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PERCOBAAN PERTAMA

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YEAAHHHHHH  *suara lidah pewds*

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*pewds bisa beatbox?!*

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*masih beatbox*

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gw ngeluarin susu cowok di puting gw

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lu punya masalah? bicaralah sama pengacara gw

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tunggu, apa-apaan nih?

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ini apaan nih?

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gak, gimana caranya gue nyebrangin itu, gokil

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terlalu tinggi coeg!

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oh gue tau

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gue tau (2)

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gw tau (3)

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gue tau apa yg harus gue lakuin, nih liat yak,

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ohh liatlah.. HUPP

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GAK, gak, gak, gak

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HUHUHUAHA!

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lu agak ketakutan kan lu?

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"oh no, dia hampir jat...." Shhh ss  *stfu mungkin*

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gw gk pernah jatuh

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gw gk pernah jatuh (2)

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gw gk pernah jatuh (3) dalam hidup gw

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gampang

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GAMPANG

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GAAMPPAANGGG696969

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AHAHHAHAHAH *gokil ni org*

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"owh ,pewds...lu hebat banget di game ini..."

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Gw Tau, GUE TAU!

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bentar, serius dah, gmn caranya?

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ada batu disana

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kemana gw harus pergi?

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kebawah? ow

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hey ,lihat ada banyak pot yg lain

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itu keren

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~Did you ever know that you're a pot~
(Apa kamu tau, kamu itu pot)

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BRRAAAH!!

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kemana gw pergi?

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ini ngebingungin banget

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gue gatau kemana *ngerap

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gue tau orang tau

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liat nih api kemana.. *ngomong gajelas* kemana angin bertiup?

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gw kira kita balik lagi boy

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oh

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owhh

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ini bakso, semuanya, gw tau cara memanjat bakso

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oh tuhan, gw merosot

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oh itu dia, gue liat itu

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terlalu jauh

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ohh gak, oh gak...ya tuhan

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PHEEW *santai pewds*

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gw ngompol sedikit *serius?*

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salju sialan, mereka hanya menambahkan salju di game

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~bother in a popper yeah, bother in a popper, ahh~ *nanyi*

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~bother in a popper, ahh~

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(gue sebenernya gak tau kenapa dia begini, apa yang dia omongin atau maksudnya apa?)

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babababababa,

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BAAH!! *kaget saya*

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*sumpah gue gatau dia ngomong apa*

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~bother in a popper~

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BOTHER

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kampret, ini mousepad gue, oke?

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mousepad gw kekecilan, gw punya mousepad terkecil

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seserorang tolong bikinin mousepad buat gue

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gw gak bisa, kayak,

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lihat betapa tipisnya ini

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LIHAT BETAPA TIPISNYA INI

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gw gk bisa keatas dan kebawah pake ginian

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gw gk belajar industrial engineering and management

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selama tiga tahun untuk gagal di game gampangan ini

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oke?

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ini game tergampang yg pernah dibuat

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pernah dibuat, pernah dibuat ,PERNAH DIBUAT

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Bener banget, sangat mudah

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gw bisa sambil merem

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gw bisa sambil merem

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lu pengen liat gw sambil merem? huh?

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huh? huh? huh?

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lu pengen liat ? huh?

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lu pengen liat gw merem? huh? *aksen inggris swedia*

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lu ... lu gila, apa lu.....

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gw gk gila, gw sexy

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isep batang,isep semua batang

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sialan,game ini sampah

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game sampah,

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gw gak takut apapun

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gk takut apapun, gimana bisa lu sangat tampan

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pemberani

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menarik, sempurna.

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gw tau apa yg lu pikirin

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cinta itu buta

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halo mas bakso, kita ketemu lagi

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bagus banget, mas bakso

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sekarang dimana tempat yg licin tadi...

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ya tuhan dia merosot, dia merosot di bakso ini

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lo ga boleh merosot!

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gue cuma mau liat, oke, dimana itu?

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hanya menyelidikinya sekarang

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tentu saja ini sangat gampang

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NOH LIAT!

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MULUS BAANGETTT

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mulus banget 3x

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satu lagi,

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Guardo, me guarda, me, mama mia pizzeria *gue gatau, mungkin itali?*

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gorgonzola

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di lubang pantat gue

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ohhh

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GIMANA KALO ITU?!

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gorgonzola, gorgonzola untuk semuanya

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semuanya dapat sedikit gorgonzola, buruan semuanya

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(selalu timbul kejadian dimana di vidio ini dimana udah ga ngelakuin hal yang lakuin dan mulai jadi gila, ini kejadiannya)

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kalau lu cepet anakku, buruan dapetin gorgonzola

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gw tau seberapa cinta lu sama gorgonzola

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gorgonzola

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lu mau gorgonzola?

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GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA GORGONZOLA

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HU HU HU HU HU HU *pewds jadi tarzan sekarang*

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(kita sekarang tau kesehatan mental dia)

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gw panik.

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itu baik2 saja

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ya tuhan, gw nangis *seriusan??*

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susah banget

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*hela nafas*

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ngehe

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FAN I HELVETES JÄVLA FITTA *kata kotor di  swedia, jangan ditiru*

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sialan

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Mamma mia bakso

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HOOOAAAAAHH

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gaak,tuhan

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apakah itu daratan?

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apa itu penyebab Chistopher colombus jatuh? Dia jatuh dengan penuh amarah

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itulah mengapa

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OH

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OOHHH

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HAAH

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jangan bilang Hey, hej innan du krossar läcken, FELIXX (jangan bilang hei kalo belom nyebrang, FELIXX)

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OOOOOOOOHH

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*nyanyi gajelas*

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apa yg harus gw lakuin sekarang? masuk ke dalam ember?

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huh, gw pernah liat streamer mencoba melakukannya karena mereka menaiki ular

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JANGAN NAIKI ULARNYA

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pasti gampang,kan?

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itu bahkan bukan ular

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Pergilah ular,gw gk tertarik

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ya tuhan, ya tuhan ,okay...jangan mengacaukannya

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ya tuhan,itu mengayun

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bro,itu mengayun

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oh waow, susah  banget

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lu kesulitan disini?

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jujur aja, nangis aja ke nyokap lu

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gw adalah game ini,

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oke,lu mengayun terlalu banyak dari seleraku,hentikan.

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hentikan ayunannya

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hentikan

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lihat tuh,sempurna

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keseimbangan dan harmoni yg sempurna ,lihat itu

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gk bakal bisa lebih baik dari itu

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Apa?  bagaimana gw bisa melakukannya

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epsiode selanjutnya lu bakalan tau

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sekarang,ma...kasih like,kasih like buat mas akso

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permisi,gw harus pergi...kembali ke

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Buat ini jadi trending