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Meme Review!

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Meme Review! (Did you say potato?)

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Meme Review, the most important show of our time,

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of our generation. And in the future,

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they will analyse these videos under a magnifying glass, and saying:

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"What touched these people?

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What touched their heart, what touched their soul?

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What made them think, what made them believe?

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And what made them not want to KILL THEMSELVES?"

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Well, the answer is simple - to not be part of a Logan Paul vlog.

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Heyyy...

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Now, this week's Meme Review could be the strongest one yet.

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Blessed be thy memes. We have some great material,

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and dare I even say it - the Meme Of The Month

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The Meme Of The Month could be in this week's episode.

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First off, we're gonna start off with the

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"SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET!"

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You probably seen this meme already, if you follow this channel,

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which of course you have, cause you're a meme connoisseur.

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This video was posted by the user 'Darkcode'

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and uh, it sort of made it into my

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"You Laugh, You Lose",

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[Flashback to the recent 'You Laugh You Lose']

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(snort) Goddamit.

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That's right everybody, I am taking 100% credit,

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and all the royalties for this meme, for making it skyrocket so high.

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"PewDiePie kills all the memes", the haters say.

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Excuse me, "Somebody toucha my spaget".

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This is important stuff. This is- this is where it's at.

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Now, the "SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET" meme,

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of course, you get different variations of this
"Somebody touch ___"

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What can you add in, instead of "spaget"?

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[Intro of "All Star" by Smash Mouth plays]
"Some-

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BODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET!"

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I love the tracking, it's so good.

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We have of course, the "Thomas the Tank Train" Somebody toucha my spaget,

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which makes more sense the more you think about it.

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SOME - BODY - TOUCH - MY - SPA - GET,

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SOME - BODY - TOUCH,

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TOUCH - A - MY - SPA - GET,

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SPA-GE - SPA-GE -
SPA-PA-GEETTT,

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SPA-GE - SPA-GE -
SPA-GEETTT,

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(facepalm) SOME - BODY - TOUCH - A - MY - SPA - GET!

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Someone (toucha MY SPAGET) spend hours, making this.

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Thank you for your great sacrifice.

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We, of course, have the "Blend S" version of the "Somebody toucha my spaget" meme.

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Smile,

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Sweet,

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Sister,

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Sadistic,

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Surprise,

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Service,

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SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET!

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We also-

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And of course, when you have someone yelling really loud, really angry,

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there's bound to be the- the version,
that really takes it to the extreme!

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Take it to the Moon.

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[Ear rape]

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Because of course, who WOULDN'T be infuriated,

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by someone touching your SPAGET.
If somebody toucha MY spaget,

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you know, you would get the... the backhand.

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Like that.

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Never touch another man's spaget.

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It's written in the Bible.

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First paragraph, first sentence:

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"Never-a touch, somebody's

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[Earrape ] SPAGHET!"

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There's the "Ting goes skrra-PAGET!"

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SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET!

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(echoes) SPPAGETT...!

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Someone spent hours to create this.

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Blessed be the meme with you, "MineTronic".

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"Little piece of SPAGET"

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SOMEBODY TOUCHA MY SPAGET!

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We even have the PewDiePie version of the meme!

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Is it possible, that I foresaw this meme?

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I think yes, which is why all the royalties should go to me.

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But then of course, we have someone that takes it to a hundred, and then a thousand.

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[Family comes in]

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"Somebody toucha my SSSPPPPAAAAGGGGGEEEEEeeeeettttt!!"

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I know what you're thinking.
We've come far. We've come far as a mankind.

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Incredible, just incredible.

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How could anything top the "Somebody toucha my spaget" meme?

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It is the perfect meme. It is the greatest meme.

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I'm gonna rate this one...

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a seven... point seven.

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{Earrape}

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Because it's a... AAH!

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Spaget! I just- someone just touched my spaget.

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It is now a 6. It's a great meme,

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but we all know this meme will be gone tomorrow.

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This is not The Meme of The Month.

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It's- it was fun while it lasted, but where else could you possibly take this meme?

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It's a 6, no one even cares.

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It's a 6, I'm sorry. It was fun while it lasted,

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It's a 6.5, I'm gonna give it a 6.5.

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*clap*

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MEME, (clap)

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Can I get a

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MEME (clap) of (clap) THE MOOONTH (clap)?
(Somebody toucha my-)

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SPAGETT

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Ugandan Knuckles, everybody.

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Ugandan Knuckles - it's The Meme

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POTENTIAL Meme of The Month, I can't say for sure.

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But it's- it's painting out to become a very, very strong meme.

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You might have seen these, huh?
The "Stupid Knuckles" thing.

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"I can show you da wae".
What do they mean?

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Why is there Knuckles everywhere, and why does he look so damn cute?

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It's origin stems from

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this old classic Vine,

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where a man chases another whaman, and asking:

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"WhY are you running?"

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[some weird screams]

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"Why are you running? Why are you running?"

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*small chuckle*

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Combined with Knuckles, and a little sprinkle of VR chat,

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has created probably one of the most god-awful memes, I have ever seen in my life.

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It is so awful, that it doesn't get better than this.

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It does get better than this, but it doesn't at the same...

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Shh! Be quiet.

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Basically, this meme started with Gregzilla making an animation,

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Oh my God, I keep getting me-

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Basically, this meme started with Gregzilla animating Knuckles, just for a few seconds.

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Gregzilla: So, without further Echidna...
 
Ugandan Knuckles: Oh no!

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Gregzilla: Let's take a look at Sonic's Lost World.

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Did you see that? Did you see that?
Can we see it again?

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Ugandan Knuckles: Oh no!

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So, a DeviantArtist called "tidiesflyer" took this picture,

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and turned it into a 3D model, and put it in VR chat.

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Now - that embodying the Ugandan vine,

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"Why are you running"?

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and embodying the memes of the Ugandan Warriors,

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which comes from the streamer 'Forsen', another racist streamer-

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I mean another Swedish streamer,

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who does uh, videos, where...

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his chat is basically all Ugandan Warriors that try and kill him,

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typically playing PUBG.

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Action is coming!

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Action is coming!

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[Eurobeat plays in the background]

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And, it's sort of all these sprinkle of elements coming together,

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[more Eurobeat]

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creating this god-awful, horrible meme, Ugandan Knuckles.

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This meme should never exist.

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This meme is if you roll the dice, and you get a six. That just doesn't happen.

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This meme is the most unlikely meme to have ever existed,

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and we are blessed for this horrific thing, to exist in our lives.

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You have this incredible, strong army of fighters, of warriors,

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that are united, and they are ready to strike at any moment.

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But they don't have a leader, and they don't know "da wae".

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They need to find "da wae".
Can someone please help these poor Knuckles find their way?

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They are looking for their Queen, they are looking for their Commander,

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and if they find anyone that isn't one of those,

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they will proceed to make clicking noises, and spit at them.

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That is basically the Ugandan Knuckle meme, everybody.

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I've just explained it, and I realized that takes all the fun out of it.

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*laughs*

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'One Way',

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'Da Wae'.

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They always ask him: "do you know de way?"

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But they never ask "how are you today?"

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This emo-Ugandan Knuckles came to me and said,

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"There is no way". (laughs)

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"Lightning Mykween", everybody.

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"Lightning Mykween".

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[Reads the tweet] "Someone referred to me as a 'Queen',

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a bunch of effing people with Knuckle avatars came out of nowhere,

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and started inhaling into their mics super loud."

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Beautiful, incredible. So beautiful.

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My God... I've got tears, real tears.

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Now, the Ugandan Knuckle meme is in danger, it's in great danger.

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It's gotten media attention, with Polygon calling it "problematic".

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It's a problematic meme, it's a racist meme.

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People are saying, left and right: "This meme is racist!"

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These people just don't know "da wae".

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We have people saying:

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"Y'all are aware, that Knuckles VR chat video is incredibly racist, right?

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Like literally, jokes that a middle schooler would make?"

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"Ugandan Knuckles is a racist joke.

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Please retweet this, because this does NOT need to be a viral meme.

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Stop giving it attention. Come on, now."

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(mockingly) Just give me more attention instead,
and retweet MY message,

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that Ugandan Knuckles thing is pretty racist, you guys.

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But there are SOME, who are resisting and saying:

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"The Ugandan-

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The actual Ugandan dude, who made the movie the meme is quoting,

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loves the meme, and retweets it all over the place."

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That's right! The guy that made the original Vine,

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loves the meme, which gives it a
"Seal Meme of Protection™"

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"As an African I can actually fully tell you, Ugandan Knuckles isn't even slightly racist.

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Imitating accent is funny, get over yourself."

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Although, you know, maybe I'm not the right person to talk about this, but...

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seeing 14-year-old white boys,

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going with an Ugandan accent,
going "Do you know da wae?"

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It's uh... it lessens the meme a bit.

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I wanted to give this meme a 9 so badly, but... It's an 8.

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(Ugandan dude) "We must pray for this one, we must pray for this one."

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It's a great meme.

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It could have been an actual, really strong meme, a really powerful meme.

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But it's up to us, to see where this will go.

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Are we... where else can this Knuckle meme go?

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Only the future will tell us, but for now - this meme gets an 8.

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But thank you for watching anyway.

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Leave a like if you enjoyed, and

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check out more Meme Reviews,

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and as always, have a great time.

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Somebody toucha my-

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QUEEN