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What's up, it's your boy, Pewdiepie!

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Oh, it's another gameplay video. Oh, how about that

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Pewdiepie never plays games!

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shhhhhh shut the f**k u--

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I play games all the time, all the time.

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Have you opened your eyes, okay? I play games. I'm a gamer okay?

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I'm the best gamer in the world. You know why?

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Because I have the most amount of subscribers, yes, that's how it works.

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More subscribers, better gaming skills

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get on it, it's not that hard

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Last episode,  I decided to draw a bunch of memes

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and it upsets some website that I never heard about

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saying that I am now leaning into my new far-right following

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because drawing memes

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is a political statement everyone , everyone knows that

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Everyone knows that! You can't draw funny pictures

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No no no no no that's a political statement, he's making there with that

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The world is so f*****g stupid

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What happened?

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What happened to everyone?

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It even went viral on the Tumblr,

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And I was like, "Why?" That doesn't make any sense

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and I found the source

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the source is

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Wil Wheaton

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he reblogged it

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And I know it's him

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*laughs* because he BLOCKED ME

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"Oh pewdiepie drew, he drew the pepe meme,

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I don't like it man!"

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BLOCK!

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I get it, I don't like cartoon frogs that much either.

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I have a toad. It's a s****y pet

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I actually you know what it's justified

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To avoid any form of controversy, because that would just be the worst thing ever

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I am going to draw, this time ---other people

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as requested by you bros

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now, okay what should I draw, "draw my will to live" haha

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Well, that should be a blank canvas

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*laugh at his own joke

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All right, who should I draw, can I get an actual suggestion?

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okay I can't see anything so I'm just going to draw Will Wheaton

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just gonna draw--

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his chubby little face

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Ahhh come on!

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No one's bought it yet?

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This game just piss me off, man

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I don't get it, man

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What am I doing wrong? What am I doing wrong in life?

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I just want Well Weton (Will Wheaton) to love me

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Does he not know about my wahmen respecting?

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*giggles

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Great. I just drew---

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Great, alright well there he is

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*laughs

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there's nothing funny--

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well let's see how it goes, let see, okay, who should we draw next

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Jake Paul, everybody

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It's everyday bro

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Oh shit

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"Monsieur, this tingles my facial hair!"

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okay, well--

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Will Wheaton sold quick, uhh I guess

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here you go, take it

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He sold for nothing?!!

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AHHAAHAHAA

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I didn't look at the price! What the f**k!

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OOHHhh nooo, fam

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ohhh no, hell, no man. God d**n it.

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Why does no one want Nick Cromptooon??

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Hahahahah, it's cute!

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ahh shit, we gotta pay the bills, okay let's finish him

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There we go. It's beautiful.

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I'll call this one "

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we came to

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we came to a mutual

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we came to a mutual agreement"

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Done, it's perfect.

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It's my perfect art

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F**k we don't have a lot of money left

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where's --- "This fella has no energy--"

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Well,

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you didn't watch hIS VIDEOOOOOOS

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alright who shold we draw next?

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well I guess it's Markiplier's turn, huh?

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let's do his uhhh Darkiplier, as its called

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Always drawing teeth makes for great details.

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Look at that, looks so much better now. Yes

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BEAUTIFUUUUUL

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he's BEAUTIFUUUUUUL

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I can't be bothered to finish this garbage, okay there we go

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f*****g hell

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"fanfiction crap"

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Can we draw something decent now? Something more interesting, Jesus Christ

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Pickle Rick it is, fam

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finally a decent suggestion

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"fanfiction crap was sold"

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great

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[intense music]

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it's per--- hahah

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It's kinda cute. You know what? I'll take it

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It's a f**k it alright there it is, f**k take it, just---

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"picklerick"

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there we go

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[disgusting burp]

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"Draw Min YoonGi from BTS"

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okay sure sure fam. I got you

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I'm gonna draw the best goddamn fan art you've ever fucking seen baby

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Can I uhh-- just the Nick Crompton one or is it just there forever?

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Okay, I guess they don't like

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They don't like Pickle Ricky there okay. I'm sorry.

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I'm sorry. I'm so sorry

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Now the thing is if this fan art doesn't come out perfect

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I'm going to end my life

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Life would not be worth living anymore

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Remember this Felix, he has to be absolutely stunning

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My whole life depends on this fan art,  I'm not joking

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It's beautiful. Let me just finish off with a little---

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*v is his band-mate's stage name*

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Perfect. It's perfect there it is

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there it is, fam

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there you go

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"MIN YOONH"

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there you go, this one better make me rich

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'fuck's with all these shitty suggestions man

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okay, we can draw some fupa fan art

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everyone's always doing that

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I think I'll draw this version

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let's begin

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I'm actually enjoying this, this is really fun to draw

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" The choice of color is a bit too radical."

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The choice of letting you live is a bit too radical okay? How about that?

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not afraid to spit the truth, fam

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Look at that boi !

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Now that's art man

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That's fucking art. If that's not art, I don't know what I don't even want to know what art is

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🎵I want to know what art is🎵

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Is there any way we can make him a lil cuter, I feel like---

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oh there it is

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there it is

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There it IIIISSSSSS

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YEEEEEEESSS

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I feel like the--- the art is trying to seduce me

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I like it, keep going

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OOh yes, it's getting steamy in here

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ohhhh yees

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*laughs* I actually like it

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Yes ! It's beautiful

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I'll call it "FUPA"

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I can't believe Nick Crompton hasn't sold yet

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What the fuck

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"This fella has no energy--" fuck off! Yall fuck off

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you don't know shit

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okay who should we draw ne---

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"Draw Dolan Dark"

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Okay, all right Fam

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I will I shall

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I shall draw him, with all my might and power, you better watch your fucking duckling

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You better meme out of this you fucking-- I dunno why I'm so mean to you now, all the sudden, you're beautiful

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I think it's obvious that I clearly stopped trying at some point

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Here and this one, it just really doesn't look like a duck

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alright, "MEMES", there you go

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There you go, fuck off

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Hey, Ethan's sold, everybody

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man, Fupa sold for a lot, Jesus

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wew should we do another Nick Crompton

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He looks so sad, I really want to capture his sad soul in this one.

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I feel like-- what am I doing? What's happening?

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Oh my God, an art critic

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*gasp* The critic! He's judging my BTS fanart!

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I see

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What does he say?

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That's it??

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That's fucking it??

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Fuck off

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*gasp*

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MASTERCRAFT!!

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HE CALLED IT A MASTERCRAFT!

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MIN YOONH

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MIIN YOOOONH A MASTERCRAFT

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I knew I had the talent

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I knew I had the talent, man

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Alright, the next act, okay, what is that

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I mean, I'll take it

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"You have unlocked a new tool"

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Maybe I can actually draw properly now instead of these shitty ones

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What do I do, okay, I draw, okay

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Cute, so what is this?

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Oh it's much more defined

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okay I got it

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Nice

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Ahhhh

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Yes

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aaaah that every stroke makes me want to stroke a

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Nick,

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🎵Nick Crompton is the most beautiful man. I've seen,

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I wanna run away, with you🎵

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🎵Nick Crompton, just me and you 🎵

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Nick Crompton I just notice your collar's not---

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It's not popping. It's not popping in this picture I just really--

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just want to point that out, point that out to everyone

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[earrape version of Nick rapping]

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His eyes

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They scream

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save me

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"Save me!"

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tasukete (save me)

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tasukete (help me)

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tasukete (save me)

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tasukete, pewdie-sama!

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tasukete pewdie-sama

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this collar

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I'm gonna make poppin for you Nick

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That's right. Look at it.

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It's popping

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That was beautiful. That was goddamn beautiful

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"tasukete pewdiesama"

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Alright I'll let you guys guess which one this is

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It's My nama Jeff Channing Tatum, everyone

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I really captured it

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I really think I captured it quite perfectly I gotta say I'm-

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very proud of myself

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feel like the eyes could probably use a little more work

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fuck it, there it is

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"ma neme

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e jeeffffeeeEEEE"

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That's all for me for now, boys and girls

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Mainly girls of course

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Thank you for watching me draw--

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this beautiful art

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and I'll see you, in the next one

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Stay sistering--my fisters

