Hey how's it going Bros?
My name is Pewdiepie.
This week, I'm in Italy
We're at the beach right now, it's really nice.
Just taking a couple days off-
Marzia what are you doing?
I'm just gonna, kinda, lowkey vlog the trip
Just, like, what we're doing and stuff like that.
Do you wanna swim?
Marzia: Yeep
Let's go
((sub 2 keemstar the meemstar))
It's reeeally nice :>
*water noises*
*waves crashing*
Just gonna try not to drop my phone 'cause it's my only vlogging camera
Jesus Christ
What is this hair? Why am I a mushroom? honestly
Not flexing at all ok so hey how's it going? Just gonna go in the water now...
*pirates of the carribean theme plays*
((no talking for a bit now so hi there))
((Damn Pewds))
((Here come dat boi))
((o shit he boutta do it))
((WADDUP))
((rip))
((fatality))
((i am the sand guardian guardian of the sand))
((oshit m8))
*sigh*
Being vlogger is the worst...
Too much man
That was a joke I am doing nothing *laugh*
Ey yo youtube
Welcome to my crib
This is my castle
My million dollar castle
I live
In this tower
This is where Marzia lives
I'm honestly just trying to make this video 10 minutes at this point *laughs*
Of course...
I can't make it one
one day in the sun without becoming a lobster
You can't really see it *laughs*
Swedish genes...
They're just the best
Not the jeans, the yeens, th-the genes-whatever
Ok I'm gonna go for a run now
Alright
Bye bye
((Pewds burning them fats))
((lookit those carbs go))
((Oh yes))
*pewds gasps*
((Losing the pounds by the second))
Ok.
((Very exerting exercise))
((Where does the Fountain of Tits come into this video?))
Feel stupid
This is ridiculo- *breathes*
((Idk))
((Pewdiepie needs a core message that will have a positive impact on this planet))
((GO now get yourself a positive message))
((why is he not playing Pokemon Go))
((silly little boy))
Oh man
*gasps for air*
Is that smudgy?
*brEATHES*
I reached the end
*pewds needs air*
I guess I'll go back
*pewds lungs are recovering*
I think that was like 8km or something
Correction, that was probably more like 200km
Just-just to be clear
Ho-ly shit
*pant pant* ((#savepewdslungs))
I'm not used to running in that heat man...
*GASP*
That was fucking brutal!
*struggling for air*
I'm gonna take a cold shower
*still dying from lack of oxygen*
*zoom* You can imagine me naked if you want that's ok.
So I took a shower,
Put on a new shirt,
Sat down for five minutes...
This happened!
*laughs*
((R.I.P. Pewds shirt))
What is that baby doing there?
*laughs* the fuck?
*Kermit voice* "Oh you look so nice and sweaty Pewds ;) hehe!"
*Kermit voice* "Can i shower with you Pew-"
*disgusted grunt of disapproval*
Ugh, weird joke, okay
I guess I need a new shower
*laugh*
*restaurant noises*
We just had dinnerrrrr
super late, it's
Oh my god
Marzia: It's not that late!
It's 9:30, that's super late.
I need to go to sleep now,
Sorry Marzia!
Ok
bye now...
goodnight.
First day in Italy, I'll see you tomorrow,
buehhhh
*lighthearted ukelele music// DAY 2!!*
Okay, so Day 2
We're just checking out some places in Italy,
I don't really know where we are.
Uhm
But its very pretty! :>
Would you look at that....
*churchbells ringing in the background*
((To the tolling of the bells,))
((Of the bells, bells, bells, bells))
((Bells, bells, bells--))
((To the moaning and the groaning of the bells.))
*Marzia waves*
*pewds laughs*
I forgot how hot this country is!
I'm literally melting, this is no place for a swede!
I don't like it.
Am I doing it?
Marzia: Yeahh
Is it good?
Marzia: It's- yeah.
It looks good?
Marzia: Yeah!
Nice!
*Marzia giggles*
*supercool jazzy music*
((wow nice lamppost))
((dat color doe))
((bootsncatsn))
((o shit its the clickbait))
O-kayyyy
Those are coming from the nipples.
Marzia: Over there it says, "boobs fountain"...
The boob fountain?
Marzia: Yeah!
"Fontana Delle Tette"
*cracks up*
*Marzia cracks up too*
At least I have my thumbnail sorted now...
It's perfect!
*same jazzy music plays again*
((wow the title isn't misleading))
((pewds get water poisoning?))
Look at this NERD...
stupid ner- OH SHE CAN HEAR US! ABORT!
Oh, architecture. Lookit that.
Wow.
That's so cool.
*would you look at that, Pewd's family!*
Eyyyy!
Oh, they're coming here! :>
Oh my God, super fast!
C'mo
C'mon bud, I'll save you!
Cah- *laughs*
*breathes*
This is definitely my face when I see ducks (wat da fehk)
Maybe y'didn't know this
But we used to live in Italy for a while
and this is where we would sleep in Marzia's *laughs* room
Marzia: Yepp
Marzia: Look at Popple! That's Popple
No one cares about Popple, like what are you doing?
Marzia: Well...
((i care about Popple.))
I like how you have a Coca Cola
That's like- oh it's the Marzia one.
Marzia: nah!
I drank this once, when I was like, really desperate
Marzia: OH MY GOD WHAT??
yeah, its ok
Marzia: YOU'RE TERRIBLE
(anyways) THIS IS MY CORNER..
And my headlamp, which I would always keep
When I needed it
Marzia: Mhm.
I like how your mom saved all this stuff.
Marzia: heh
My, eh, VERY cool wristband
Which I, of course, would wear all the time. (Marzia: ooOO)
*Marzia laughing*
You know you're cool if you have on- *laughs*
Marzia: Hey show the best one
I found this
And I was like, "Why the hell would I have saved this?"
This is a famous, uh, swedish, uhh,
*Marzia laughs*
-guy
But it says, "From love-With love, Marzia" so
Marzia: yEEEE
Marzia: Look at that, that-that's ART
Mhm.
Oh yeah my very cool, uh, brofist
I would wear this all the time! (Marzia: Yeah, yeah!)
I found my old notebook-
"KILL MARZIA"???
*pewds laughs* Marzia: What?
Marzia: wow.
I guess I failed on that one *laughs*
"Play Amnesia Custom Story"
"Fridays with Pewdiepie"
Marzia: aww
*inhale* THOSE WERE THE DAYS
I wanna go down to my office, my "office"
Does anyone recognize...?
Where we are?
Oh my god...
Jesus Christ!
THERE
This is where Pewdiepie started...
This is where Pewdiepie- *laughs*
-became the biggest channel...
*inhale* on the internet.
In a place that barely has internet,
oh my god... ((the nostalgia))
There used to be so many bugs down here
like really big ones
oh my god
See I had like, I had it pretty nice
I would keep my
playstation here on top of the stove...
*laugh*
Ohhh man, dude, this takes me back
*fun uke music again*
((CANNONBALL!))
*Pewds emerges from the water like the little mermaid*
*fun uke music continues*
Sorry!
I, uhm,
My battery died yesterday, so I didn't vlog anything else.
But we're going to Gardaland now,
which is like Disneyland for Italian people.
'Cept everything is copywrited! *laughs*
I don't know how they get away with it!
It's really cool though, I'm really excited.
I've been here once before.
And I'll take you around some rides,
I'll take you for a ride, baby ;)
You can come with me, it's gonna be fine...
Just hold my hand and, feel safe...
*rock amusment park music*
This theme park doesn't play around
IT'S HARDCORE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Oh my God!
((someone put an "oh my God" counter on this video in the comments below))
They want you to have a seizure before you enter!
I swear that's "Tony the Tiger".
((*X Files theme*))
And that's someone on drugs!
This is like, the dankest... kid's place! *laughing*
I really wanna go on this one. :3
*children speaking*
* SHEEP NOISE*
*SCREEEEEEEAAAAAAAM!*
Oh my God!
Uhhh...
I never been on this one!
I dunno what- OH MY GOD!
Well, eh, doesn't look too bad. *laughs*
Oh boy!
OH boy!
OHH no!
OHHHH!
*pewds scrEEEEEEEEEEEEEE*
((so it wasn't "too bad" Pewds?))
((the face of a suffering man))
That is WAY too close, man!
WAYY too close, dude!
((fabulous lighting Pewds!))
*happy uke music plays in the backround*
OHH OHH WHAT THE FUCK
*water noises*
OHHHHHHHHHHH!
*screaming can be heard*
AAAAAAA! OOHHHHHHH!
*Ukulele music in the bg*
((faster than keemstar))
Go for our... picture
*laughter*
Marzia...
She's gonna kill me!
OH!
HOLY SHIT! THATS ACTUALLY HIGH!
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!
UGGGGGGGGGGHH!
AUHHH!
AHH!
AH!
I'm on 1% battery...
But today was really fun,
and I'll see you tomorrow!
G'bye!
*happy uke music returns*
Okayyyy, final day :(
-in Italy, we're going to this place that Marzia describes as MINDBLOWING!
This is her city.
And she's told me to vlog it, so I'll,
check it out I guess, I don't really know.
oooOOooo
wooooow!
That's REALLY cool!
*gasp*
This is very cool.
I dunno what it is though!
*quiet laughter*
Look at this ceiling an' everything...
amazin'!
Just thought I'd film some more buildings in case you haven't seen enough buildings.
*Look at the awesome architecture*
There's a couple more.
*More awesome architecture*
Here we got, epic view!
((sounds almost like crickets))
((cicadas perhaps))
Very nice.
((got to sneak... he is... the danger...!))
Okay
I didn't vlog the last day,
I'm sorry, we're going home now.
It's raining, so it fits.
I had a really good trip.
It was really fun,
I felt like I needed... a little break.
Even though I still- I still vlogged a little bit.
But I'm glad you bros got to come along.
Got to spend more time with Marzia,
which was really nice as well and ehm..
Yeah. I hope you bros enjoyed this vlog-
Marzia: AAAA *laughing*
Please leave a LIKE if you did, and lemme know if you want more of these,
and I will be sure to vlog if I ever go somewhere!
And as ALWAYS, *kisses fist* Stay awesome bros! *brofist*
*we return with the uke music*
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