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Hey, how's it going bros; My name is PewDiePie (BTW where's the loud ass windows intro???!?!?)

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This week, I'm in Italy. We're at the beach right now. (I know a lot of beaches *wink*)

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It's really nice

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Just taking a couple days off (Marzia touching her hair to poods neck in the back)

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Marzia, what are you doing?

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I'm just gonna kinda

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Low-key vlog the trip

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Just like what we're doing

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Stuff like that

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Do you wanna swim?

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[yee]

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Let's go

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It's really nice

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Just gonna try not to drop my phone cause it's my only vlogging camera

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Jesus Christ

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What is this hair?

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Why am I a mushroom?

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Honestly

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Not flexing at all

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Okay

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So hey

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How's it going?

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Just gonna go in the water now

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[pirate music] dem mucles tho

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[nice back]

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[look at that run]

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[can we get a replay on that?]

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[instant replay in slow motion]

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[beautiful form 12/10]

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*trust falls with ocean*

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[moaning intensifies]

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Being [a] vlogger is the worst

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[being a subtitler is even worsterer]

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[same guys]

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[true dat]

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Too much, man

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That was a joke

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I am doing nothing

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Ayoow Youtube

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Welcum to mah crib

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This is ma castle

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Ma million dolla castle

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I live in dis towa

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This is where Marzia lives

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I'm honestly just trying to make this video 10 minutes (by) at this point

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[get that ad revenue]

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Of course

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I can't make it one...

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...one day in the sun without becoming a lobster

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Can really see-e-e it

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Swedish genes: They're just the best

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Not the genes... the jeans?

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The jeenz

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Whatever

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Okay I'm gonna go for a run now

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Alright

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Ba-bye

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[moans]

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Okay...

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Feel stupid

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The is ridiculou-

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[more running]

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Oh man

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Is that smudgy? (not at all only my vision is compromised)

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I reached the end

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I guess i'll go back

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[Panting]

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I think that was 8 kilometers or something

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Correction that was probably more like 200 kilometers

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just to be clear

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Holy shit

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[More Panting]

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I'm not use to running in that heat man

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that was fucking brutal

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i'm gonna take a cold shower

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You can imagine me naked if you want thats ok (Will do sir atleast the fangirls will)

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So, I took a shower

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Put on a new Shirt

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Sat down for 5 Minutes

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This happened. (Pewds laughing)

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whats that baby doing there?

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*sexual doll* aww you look so nice and sweaty pewds hehe

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Doll: Can I shower with you pew-  *Pewds shakes his head*

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pewds: egh weird joke ok

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I guess I need a new shower

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we just had dinner.. super late its..

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Pewds: omg Marzia: its not that late Pewds: its 9:30 thats super late

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Pewds I need to go to sleep  man, sorry marzia (B-b-but Marzia wants to hang with you pewds )

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Ok bye now goodnight

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Marzia: Bye.  Pewds: first day in italy i'll see you tomorrow

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*Pewds makes weird sound*

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(Man if only you guys know how long it is to do captions)

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[Yea, can we subtitlers get some monay from pewds?]

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Ok so day 2

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were just checking out some places out in italy

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i dont really know where we are

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umm

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But its very pretty

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*bells ringing in the backround* Pewds: would you look at that

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*bells still ringing* *I'm crying, it's so butiful ( ຈ ﹏ ຈ )

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*pewds makes a sound*

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*laughing*

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I forgot how hot this country is i am literally melting (don't come to india you'll crash and burn)

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This is no place for a sweed (swedish person)

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I dont like it (come to australia)

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Am i doing it?

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Marzia: Yeah

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Pewds: is it good?

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Marzia: its-Yeah (lying game on point)

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Pewds: does it look good?

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Marzia: yeah (God damn it pewds she says yeah)

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*Cute Marzia Giggling

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*sweet background music*

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(Nice towers)

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[Yea, the people can see that, other subtitler...]

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(Ok people walking nice)

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Okk...

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Those are coming from the nipples

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*Marzia talking about something*

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Pewds the boob fountain? Marzia: Yeah

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*Pewds speaking another language* *more laughing*

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Atleast I have my thumbnail sorted out (Perv)

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Its perfect

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(Oh god pewds)

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[Holy shit is that sexy]

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(Only do that to marzia or off camera god)

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Look at this nerd (Who marzia or the man?)

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Stupid nerd-OH SHE CAN HERE US abort (RED ALERT RED ALERT CODE RED!)

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Oh architecture look at that [Yea, very amazed]

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That's so cool

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ayyyyyyyyyy 8)///

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Oh they're cuming here [oh yea]

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OMG

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Super fast [Sonic-Duck confirmed]

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C'mon

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C'mon bud I'll save you [Pewds the savior JESUS]

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Pewds is laughing [Aww :) //]

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This is definatly  my face when i see ducks

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( Dat face)

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Maybe you didnt know this but we use to live in italy for awhile

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And this is where we would sleep (O_O)

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And marzia- *Laughter*  (Marzia what huh? :o)

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Felix: this is- Marzia: look its popop thats popo

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Felix: no one cares about popop (I do :'(  )

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Marzia: well..

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I like how you have a coco cola

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that's like- oh thats the Marzia one

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I drank this once when I was like  really desperate (that's like always)

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Marzia: OMG WHAT! (how dare he!)

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Marzia: YOU'RE

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TERRIBLE!

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Felix: this is my corner

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My headlamp which i would always keep

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I needed it

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Marzia: Mhm

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Pewds: I like how your mom saved all this stuff

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My uh very cool wristband (So cool senpai)

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Which I of course would wear all the time (Yeah right)

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*Marzia background noises*

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you know your cool when you have one (so i'm not cool? ;-;)

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*Slight laughter*

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Pewds: I found this

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I was like why the hell would i have saved this

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this is a famous uh swedish guy (Nice face xD)

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but it says from love- with love marzia so (Daww melix is real)

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Marzia: Thats art

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my very cool brofist (Omg I remember that bracelet)

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Marzia: Yeah Felix: I would wear this all the time

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I found my old notebook (say what now?)

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Kill Marzia? (Of course pewds xD)

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Guess I failed on that one (you failed terribly on that one)

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Play Amnesia Custom  Story (Rip Amnesia ;-;)

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Fridays with pewdiepie (Rip ;-;)

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Those were the days (The best days ever ;-;)

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I wanna go down to my office (OMG DO IT PEWDS :D)

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"My Office"

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Does anyone recognize? (Omfg the memories in this place)

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were we are (We all do pewds)

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Omg [SAMEEEE THE FEELSS]

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Jesus Christ (I know pewds ;-;)

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There

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This is where pewdiepie started (Omg the nostalgia is real ;-;)

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this is where pewdiepie

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became the biggest channel (;-;)

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On the internet (im so happy for you poods)

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In a place were barely had internet (Barely had good lighting too miss those days)

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*Shakes head*

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there use to be so many bugs down here like really big ones (eww o_o)

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omg

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So ya like I had it pretty nice

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I would keep my playstation  here on the stove (Genius pewds lol)

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*cringy giggles*

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oh man dude this takes me back

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*ukelele music plays*

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[WHOA OMG R THOSE ABS, OMG SENPAI]

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[dat dive tho]

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[is he dead]

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[OH JESUS THAT HAIR THO]

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[Cheerful music]

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sorry

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I, um.. my battery died yesterday

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so I didn't vlog anything else

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but we're going to Gardaland now

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which is like Disneyland for Italian people

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except everything is copyrighted

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I don't know how they get away with it. (Why don't you ask taylor swift)

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It's really cool though, I'm really excited.

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I've been here once before.

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I'll take you around some rides. I'll take you for a ride baby.

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[Whispers] You just can come with me it's gonna be fine. Just hold my hand and feel safe.

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[Abrasive amusement park rock music]

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This theme park doesn't play around!

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IT'S HARDCORE.

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Oh my god, they want you to have a seizure before you enter!

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I swear that's Tony The Tiger.

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[indistinct chatter]

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...and that's someone on drugs.

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This is like... The dankest... kids place-- [pewds laughs]

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I really wanna go on this one.

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[Background chatter]

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Ahahaha!

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[Roller coaster riders scream]

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Oh my god [laughs]

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Uhhhh... I've never been on this one! I don't know what--- Oh my god!

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Well that doesn't look too bad. Haha!

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Oh boy. OH BOY. OH NO. WHOOOAAA AAAAAHHHHHHHH

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[Whistling and cheering] DAT FACE THO

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That is way too close man... Way too close dude.

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WTF WAS THAT NOISE?

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[Screams]

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[Screams Again]

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[Cheerful Ukulele music plays]

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Beautiful picture. [Pewds laughs]

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Marzia [Chuckling] She's gonna kill me.

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---OHHH! HOLY SHIT THAT'S ACTUALLY HIGH

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH! URRRRRRGGHHH!

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OH! WHA! WHA! WHAAA!

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I'm on... one percent battery. But today was really fun and I'll see you tomorrow!

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Goodbye!

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Okay. Final day in Italy. We're going to this place that Marzia describes as mind blowing.

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This is her city... and she told me to vlog it so I'll check it out I guess. I don't really know. [chuckle]

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Ohhhhh..wooooow.

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That's really cool.

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[sighs] This is very cool.

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I don't know what it is though.. [chuckles]

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[whispers] look at the ceiling and everything... Amazing

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Just thought I'd film some more buildings in case you haven't seen enough buildings..

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Theres a couple more.

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Here we got [an] epic view!

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Very nice.

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Okay, I didn't vlog the last day

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I'm sorry. We're going home now. It's raining so it fits.

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I had a really good trip. It was really fun. I felt like I needed... a little break.

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Even though I still-- I still vlog a little bit.

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But I'm glad you bros got [to] come along

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I got to spend more time with Marzia

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Which is really nice as well and uhhh--  yeah...

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Hope you bros enjoyed this vlog. [Marzia makes high pitched noise then laughs]

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Please leave a like if you did and let me know if you want more of these

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And Ill be sure to vlog if I ever go somewhere

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and as always... Stay awesome bros!

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[Cheerful ukulele music plays]

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[Credits to all people who did the subtitles is in the description.]

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[Have a good day everyone! Or night? I don't know! Just be happy! :)]

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[Cheerful music continues]

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[Music stops, Marzia screams]

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OHHH THAT IS... HOW DOES THAT EXISSSSSSTAUGGHH