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Nu ma vezi, dar aici sunt

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Beast Master 64

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Au trecut 1000 de ani de cand Trump ne-a lasat fara apa

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Nu mai am timp

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Am nevoie de apa

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Am nevoie de o sursa de apa...

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Mi-e atat de sete. Urinez praf

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Nu mai am mult timp ramas

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Este o singura cale

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Sa ma rog zeitei

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Zeita, indeplineste-mi aceasta dorinta

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Sunt budista

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Oh, Dumnezeule

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Multumesc foarte mult

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Te iubesc mult

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Paiul Marinei

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Este legendar

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Are gust exact ca...

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Paiul Marinei

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Filtreaza orice forma de lichid

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Cu asta

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As putea sa scap cu viata

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Acum trebuie sa gasim ceva lichid

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Chiar acolo

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Nu o sa ma imbolnavesc, nu?

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Ai testat asta?

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Mda..

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Rahat, e capatul gresit

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Dulce apa

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Voi supravietui

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A fost un ..suc..foarte bun...dar am nevoie de mai mult

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Am sticla asta de bleach

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Ma intreb, oare ar putea paiul Marinei filtra asta?

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DA

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Ori asta, ori mor

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Dar care naiba e diferenta?

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Ce-i asta?

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As putea folosi asta

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Pentru sticla de bleach

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Da-mi sticla de bleach!

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Da-mi aia!

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E sticla mea de bleach!

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Sucul meu pretios

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Bleach...sursa vietii

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Am baut toate lichidele

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Este o singura sursa ramasa

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Sange

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Trebuie sa omor pe cineva

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Intre timp, un cuvant de la sponsorul meu

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Sunt sponsorizat de Lootcrate

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Asta e cutia de luna trecuta

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Tema Lootcrate se schimba in fiecare luna pe data de 19

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Tema lunii septembrie va fi viteza

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Ma intreb ce va fi?

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Sonic?

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Flash?

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Kim?

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Sa vedem ce e inauntru

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Omg

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Primul obiect e un tricou

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Stii de unde e asta?

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Omg sosete

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Nu am mai avut sosete pana acum

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Sosete Kill Bill

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Figurina Harley Quin

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O voi punem pe raftul Lootcrate

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Hell boy mai mult Hell yeah

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E pentru pus banii

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Aveam nevoie de asa ceva

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Si e un brofist

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Omg e o agrafa

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Cainii poarta asa ceva?

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Haide Edgar

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O voi pune pe esarfa

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Felicitari

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Cum te simti?

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Super

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OK, ce cutie misto

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Amintiti-va sa mergeti pe pagina Lootcrate

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Inreoduceti codul Pewds

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Primit 10% reducere

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Nu m-ati vazut, dar nici el nu a facut-o

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E timpul sa beau

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Are gust de supravietuire

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Asteapta 1 minut

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E sange fals

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Nu esti nici macar mort, nu?

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Am o reputatie de protejat. Pleaca drecu`!

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Nici nu o sti pe Marina

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Asta a fost cina pe 3 saptamani

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Mai este o singura solutie

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Eu

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E timp sa imi beau propriul suc

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Poti sa imi vezi *penisul*?

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Te pisi acum?

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Ie

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E chiar ciudat

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Am mai mult decat am crezut

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Da , baieti

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Nu e filtrat

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E bun

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Urina ta e foarte inchisa la culoare

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E sanatoasa

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E aproape neagra

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Nu, e o nuanta buna

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Marina ar fi de acord

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Mai este doar ceva de facut

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Trebuie sa merg pe alta planeta