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你看不見我

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但我在這裡

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野獸大師64

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自從川普枯竭水源
已經過了一千年了

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時間不多了

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我需要水

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我需要水...
哈囉!

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我好渴

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都尿出灰塵了

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我剩下不多時間了

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只有一個方法

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向女神祈禱

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*祕魯神廟*

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女神啊!賜予我的願望

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生命的禮物

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*我是個佛教徒*

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我的天哪

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非常感謝

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非常愛妳

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Marina吸管
傳奇的掉落物

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嘗起來就像她

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Marina吸管...過濾所有形式的液體

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有了這個,我就可以活下來

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現在只要找到液體
就在那裡

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有看到嗎??

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我不會生病,對吧?

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你有試用過嗎?

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記錄人Brad
你有試用嗎??

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我們必須...
保佑這個選擇

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肏!跑進去了

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肏!肏!肏!

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甜蜜的水

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我會活下來

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那是很棒的汁液
但我需要更多

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我有一瓶漂白水

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我想知道Marina棒棒可不可以過濾它

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是的!!
如果不能,但我也快死了

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但這他媽的沒什麼不同

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這是什麼??

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我可以利用它,為了我的漂白水

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給我漂白水!!

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給我!!!

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是我的漂白水

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我寶貴的汁液

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這看起來gay嗎??

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這很難過濾

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這幾乎像...
玩命的喝

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漂白水

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生命的泉源

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*別喝漂白水*

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我喝了所有的液體

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只剩下一種

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血

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我必須殺個人
在同時,我的贊助商有話要說

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由Lootcrate贊助

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這是上個月的箱子
八月的主題:反英雄

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Lootcrate每個月19號更換主題

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9月的主題是速度

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我想知道有些什麼
音速小子?閃電俠?Keem?
(註:keemstar)

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讓我看看裡面
我的天哪!!!!

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首先有一件T恤

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你知道這是誰嗎?

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-他來自風流007
-Archer,就是他

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-Michael你想要嗎??
-謝謝~

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我的天哪!

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襪子

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在我人生中從沒有過襪子

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追殺比爾襪
狗可以穿襪子嗎??

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現在可以了

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Harley Quinn公仔

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把它放在Lootcrate架上

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地獄怪客...更像是萬歲!!
(註:HELL BOY與HELL YEAH雙關)

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是個存錢筒

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我需要一個,真完美
它也是Brofist

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我的天,有個別針

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狗可以戴別針嗎??

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來吧,好的

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別在它的圍巾上

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肏

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OK...恭喜啊
你被正式售出了

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感覺如何?

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太棒了

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好的,真是個炸彈...
炸彈屌箱

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記得去看看lootcrate.com/pewds

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輸入密碼:pewds
就有九折優惠

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你看不見我
但他也是

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是時候喝它了

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喝別的男人會甲甲的嗎?

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嘗起來像生存

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就像我爸爸

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等等!等一下!

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這是假血
你沒死,對吧??!!

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你個小賤貨!!

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我還有名聲要保護
起來!!

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他媽的給我滾!!

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賭你甚至不愛Marina

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那是3週的晚餐,可惡!!

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幹!!
只剩下最後一樣

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我

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帶血的漂白水
我的最愛

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是時候來喝我的汁液

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那個醬汁

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你有看到我的屌嗎??

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你在撇尿嗎??

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-對
-那真的很奇怪

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喔!肏!我...
這比我想像的還多

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耶!孩子們

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來吧,老兄!
來吧!

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那根本沒過濾,媽的!!

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那是個好東西
我可以過濾它

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喔!真棒!

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你的尿好深,老兄!!

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-你需要喝杯水
-那很健康

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-那很健康
-它幾乎是黑的

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不,那是...
那是個好顏色

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Marina掛保證

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我已經生存下來了

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只剩下最後一件事

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我要前往另一個星球

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這裡已經沒有生存物質了

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記得去看看lootcrate.com/pewds
輸入密碼:pewds,就有九折優惠

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翻譯,時間軸:John 蝶野智子