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Noong nakaraang linggo...

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*paulit-ulit na parang sirang plaka*

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Aalis muna ako para sa isa nanamang byahe

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at nagpasya ako na hindi muna ako mag a-upload sa panahong ito

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kaya kitakits sa pitong araw
*T-T paalam di kita mamimis*

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PITONG ARAW~ 
*isang linggong pag ibig~*

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At ngayon...

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OMIGOOOD PAPA PEWDS!!!
*kilig to da bons*

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*Oo anak..ako ang iyong... PAPA* 
(B| YEAAAAAH!)

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Si Lord Kool ay NAGBALIK! 
*lang ya oo... gandang lalaki*

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*teka... saan ka nga ba nagtago nung nakalipas na pitong araw?*

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Matagal syang nawala... 
*boss?*

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Sa mahabang panahon....
*boss pewds?*

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Hinayaan nyang magdusa ang kanyang mga alagad...
*...*

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*Di kita namis...*

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AKO'Y NANDITO NAAA~  - __-
*jk boss HAHA (srsly di ko napansin na umalis ka.)*

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~Naglalaro ako ng Pokemon Go~

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Wag! Wag! LAYAS!

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Ang matagal na paghihintay ay tapos na.

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Nandito na ako~

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Tignan natin kung paano nakayang mabuhay ng mga Bros nung wala ako.

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Tignan natin ang kanilang reaksyon nung ako'y wala.

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*~malumbay na himig~*

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"Pitong araw na walang cancer"

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"Pewds..."

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"2013..."

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(OK..) Isang puna lang naman yan.

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"Hey, natatandaan nyo pa ba nung si pewds ay nakakatawa?"

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ANO 'TO?!

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Dapat nadismaya kayo!

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Bakit ako nandito?

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Ano ang punto-

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B-Bakit pa ako bumalik? Bakit- Di ko-

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"Yay ang salot  ng Youtube ay umalis-"

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HINAYUPAK!

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"Kung ganoon, talagang iniwan nya ang Youtube?"

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Pwede din, siguro nga. Wala namang may pakialam...

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WALANG MAY PAKIALAM AINSLEY!

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"Parang kinopya nya lang si casey neistat "

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(Kinakamot ni pewds ang kanyang mala- Dyosang buhok)

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Dahil nagpahinga si Casey Naistat

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at nagpahinga din ako

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ginagaya ko sya.

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Ikaw- Ikaw nga'y ulol.

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*loading*

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Pwede na ako magsabi ng ulol ngayon. Ang channel ko ay ah..

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Delikadoo (?) na.
*yay kaya mo yan boss*

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Kita mo?  Walang nangyari.

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"Pewds sana maganda ang byahe mo at ayusin mo ang iyong buhok"

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Yun na..

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Tama! ANG GALING NUN!

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Paano ako nanatiling bulag?

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Oo nga naman. Kinulayang buhok = clickbait

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HAHA! LOKO! Oo. Hindi ko kinulayan ang aking buhok, ito ay clickbait!

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Ito ang  paraan para makuha ang kanilang loob.

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T*ng i*a.