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Pewds: Welcome to my kingdom, Marzia!

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M: Thank you!

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P: These are my humble servants!

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M: I love them!

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P: So this is Danny! Uhh... This is Danny

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P: Today we're gonna Switch it up!

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M: With The Switch!

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P: Yes...

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P: We never played this before!

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P: But it looks pretty fun!

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P: Quick Draw. M: I haven't looked at anything, so.

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P: Okay!

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P: So it's the tutorial!

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P: He's holding it in his hand. M: Wait, he's pressing something P: Nah he's just holding his finger on it

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P: The finger is out!

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GAME: Lower your guns with the muzzle facing the ground

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P: You gon' die girl, you ready to die? M: I can't hear!

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GAME: Ready.. steady.. P: Don't kill me please

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P: I love you Marzia, please, don't do this why did you.. why did you do this?

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GAME: FIRE!

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M: Did I win?

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M: I hope I won

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P: You're dead! Go down! Yeah!

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M: This time, I'm going to kill you

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P: What are you doing in this...

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P: It's just so you won't hit my face

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P: You gon' die girl!

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P: This is what you get for not walking the pugs M: Yeah

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M: Well you walk them... kind of. P: On the balcony

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M: What's happening?

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Pewds: I dont know, it's- oh we haven't started!

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M: What's happening? P: I don't know, it's-

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GAME: FIRE!

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M: I shot you in the face!

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P: Ah! Ah! How could you do this? M: I won!

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P: How? Whatever, it's 1:1 so... calm down.

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Video: "You gotta ask yourself a question.

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"Do I feel lucky?"

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P: You better than me? M: Yeah.

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GAME: Lower your guns. Face each other.

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Video: "Well do ya, punk?"

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P: Come on! GAME: FIRE! P: I definitely got that one.

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M: I felt like I had a booger in my nostril

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P: You dead! What did you say?

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P: Samurai. You want to do the samurai? Samurai.

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P: What? So one has the sword... the other-

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P: I have to catch the sword? WHAT?

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P: That's gonna hurt that's definitely gonna hurt

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M: So how do you do it?

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GAME: Ready..... Start!

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P: So what do you do to catch it?

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M: And then I have to get- oh P: Oh my god

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GAME: Game

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P: Alright who's gonna start, who's gonna start?

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GAME: Left swings first. P: No!

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P: Alright M: So I just like, do it- P: You just swing it

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GAME: Start!

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M: Can I go? P: Why would you hurt me!?

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M: It's not going

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P: Please Marzia, don't hurt me! Please! GAME: Start!

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P: NO- YEAH!

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P: What? That's- How. How. How.

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M: I need to see it! P: That's so weird!

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M: How am I supposed to know? P: You just have to listen

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P: How do I win? I'm too good!

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P: It's the Swedish blood, we're so good at table tennis

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M: No- what!? I'm better than you at table tennis!

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P: Why am I winning then? Huh, why am I win- oh!

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The Dannys are cheering for me now! Wow!

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Danny: oh my gah pewdiepie!

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(sub alert)

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AUDIO: "Your soul is mine" "NO!"

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M: What, too soon- WHAT? We're so close- If this was real life-

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P: You got ZERO TALENT! M: If this was real life, I would have to-

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P: Well is it- GODDAMN IT WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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P: I can't lose!

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AUDIO: "The fuck you lookin' at old man"

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M: What do we do?

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GAME: ??? and feel it vibrate! Face each other!

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GAME: On your marks! Get set! False start!

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P: Good job. M: What?

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M: Oh, run in place!

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M: Is it working? P: I don't want to exercise!

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P: Who won?

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GAME: No result!

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M: You're not even running!

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M: I got it! P: No I got it!

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M: I think we were there for- P: Look how-

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P: Oh, that's beautiful. Yes! Yes!

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P: Got em! Got em! Danny Devito's goin' crazy!

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GAME: Be mindful of your surroundings and stand far enough

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apart so you don't bump into it- M: No way!

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M: We don't have enough- P: We're gonna die, we're gonna-

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P: Just do this, just do this, don't fully engage the attack

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??? idk what this is

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P: No, we're not pussies, alright. We don't fight for re-

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GAME: Now face each other and get ready, try and punch fast and

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at your opponent. FIGHT!

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*generic fighting terms*

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M: I don't know what- hdhhdhd P: What is happening?

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rip in peace

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P: What did I say? I said don't hit me.

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GAME: Rapid fire!

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GAME: In a real match, here's how it would have looked!

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M: I destroyed you! P: Stop hitting me!

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M: What about all of my punches!

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M: Did they not see my punches? What is this GAME? Did they not see these punches?

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P: Yeah you should talk to Nintendo about that

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M: Like do you see these MUSCLES? P: Oh my godddd

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GAME: Look at your hands as you milk

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P: Squeeze thoroughly GAME: Focus on your hands as you milk from top to bottom!

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P: Yeah, I'm trying, shut up game! I'm squeeing like-

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GAME: Don't forget to ?????

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P: These nipples must be so stretched. Are they nipples? They are nipples.

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*marzia ignores felix's nipple confusion*

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P: What happened? M: A big one!

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P: How did you get-

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P: How did you get so much milk out?

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P: You ready to shave, girl? M: Yes!

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P: You ready to shave!? This is the ultimate challenge!

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GAME: Shaving contest! The first player to shave off their entire beard wins!

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P: Yeah we got that.

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M: Wait wait wait! P: What is happening here?

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P: Oh my god, it's so inaccurate M: Yeah, it's not going-

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M: Wait what!? Nonononono!

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(what is anyone saying i have no idea)

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(subs brought 2 u by @listerinejjong buy base on itunes)

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P: What are you doing- that's not how you shave!

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P: You're not applying makeup Marzia, it needs a little bit more time.

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M: Oh, I found a bit up there!

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M: What? P: We ran out of time

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P: HOW. HOW. HOW. HOW.

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P: HOW IS THAT POSSIBLE

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P: What the hell. M: Would you look at- P: What the hell.

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GAME: Dance!

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GAME: Stop! M: I'll kick you!

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P: YOU KICKED MY CONTROLLER WHAT ARE YOU DOING

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GAME: Dance!

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GAME: Stop!

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GAME: That's it! P: Thank god, I thought I was gonna get a heart attack.

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GAME: Let's hear it for this dance machine!

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M: But my energy though- oh wait. P: But MY energy though.

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P: Good job, Marzia. You did great today. Thank you for losing.

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P: You lost, how does it feel, what are you gonna say to everyone?

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M: How can you tell that I lost?

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P: You lost bec- M: I won so many of some other challenges.

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P: Well, we'll leave it to the comments M: Yeah, who won?

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M: Well, thank you for watching hhddggh *pewds impression* Hhhh brofist

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P: Was that me? You tryna make fun of me? M: No

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P: Thank you guys for watching, leave a like if you enjoyed, and as always, brofist hdhhdghd