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Dorud

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Che xabar dasham

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name man POODIEPIEEE

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Goftanesh xeyli sakte

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Vali lotfan be xunam

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Tamum shod?

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Tamum shod?

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Hamin?

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Fekonam in video hamchin elannamie bashe baraye

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Xeylia aslan kole YouTubera

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In bayad tablo bashe ke

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fazamo nemidunam

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Az vaghti Youtubo aghaz kardam

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SAX

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Ya 7 ya 6 bud

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Ke yeho shod SAX

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Xande dare

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Tu SAX makan moktalef zendegi kardan

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Va tarafdar dashtam

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Be hamatun daram migam

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Surprise mishin

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Xeyli Ajibe

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Xeyli! Dar had MARG!

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Xeyliiiiiii!

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OUH

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OUHRRRHR

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Base!

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In shekly farz kon

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Nemidunam ki hasti

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Vali midunam tu net adressamo peyda kardi va gofti

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"EYY"

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"Man xod davati mikonam!"

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Az nazare man xeyli ajibe

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Mored dashtim yaru ba bache hash umade

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Baazi vaghta kenar xunam daad mizanan

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Daneshamuz ham mian hatta

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Chon ke adressami peyda kardam

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Be in maani nist ke davat

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shodi biay

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Har xari ino midune

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Hala ye mosh adam mian migan

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"Xob, YouTuberi, xodet in kare shodi"

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"Hala bas badiasham tahamol koni"

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Are, ah asghala, okay?

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Chon man shenavande daram

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Be in maani nist ke ba chizaye bad xub raftar konam

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Xeyli masxaras

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Va midunam injur videoa mardoma be fekr

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"Mohem nabudan taradarash baram" mindaze

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Pas, Eshtebah nagirid

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ASHEGHE dashiamam!

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%99 Mavaghe chiza awlie

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Va behem mifahmune

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Kari ke mikonam

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Bache bazi nist!

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Hichvaght ino nemixam az dast bedam

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Ama age umadin xunam xosh amadetun nemikonam

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Va batun aks nemigiram

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Va age az dur dasta umadin

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Bebaxshid vali, eshtebah kardin

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In harime xosusime va age shomam jaye man budid

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Hamin karo mikardid

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Merci ke dark mikonid

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Be xune YouTubera naiain

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Adamvar nist

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Va baaale

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Azatun sepas gozaram!

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Asheghetunam!

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Va mesle hamishe

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*Bas beram fekonam*

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*EE hey maman!*