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oye

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भाई क्या हो रहा है

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मेरा नाम है poodipie

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यह वास्तव में कठिन वीडियो है

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कृपया  मेरे घर मत आओ

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क्या हम समाप्त कर दिया है

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वह यह था?

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मुझे लगता है कि इस वीडियो को सार्वजनिक सेवा announcment किसी प्रकार का है, जहां मैं के लिए बात की जाएगी

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नहीं तो कई All YouTubers

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yah bhee kah kya spasht kiya jaana chaahie

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* sunaee *

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kya baat hai pata nahin hai

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ab se main YouTube shuroo kar rahee hai main mein rahata hai

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sax

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*Brain malfunction*

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main jaane vaala tha saat ya chhah

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aur phir yah sax chala gaya

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yah bahut ajeeb baat hai

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main sax (SIX) alag-alag sthaanon mein rahate the

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aur main "prashansak" ko mila hai

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pratyek aur unamen se har ek ke lie aa raha

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aur yahaan bade aashchary kee baat hai

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yah bhaut ajeeb

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yah bahut ajeeb hai! yah sooo kamabakht ajeeb hai

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यह बहुत अजीब है!!

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yah oo hai

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UGHRHHHR

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abhee roko!

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is tarah yah chitr

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main nahin jaanata ki tum kaun ho

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lekin mujhe pata hai ki tumne mera address online paaya aur socha

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hey

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" main apane aap ko aamantrit kar raha hoon! "

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*shaant nahin*

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mere drshtikon se ki sirph paagal hai

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kabhi maata-pita apne bachchon ke saath ajatain hain

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kabhi log mere ghar ke baahar chillaane lagte hai

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kabhi school ke kakshaon mere ghar ke baahar atain hai

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sirph mera pata mil jane se

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apko mera nimantran nahi mila

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tum par aane ke lie

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yah spasht kiya jaana chaahie

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aur main bahut se logon ka kahana hai jaega pata

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"theek hai, aap ek youtubair rahe hain , to aap is jeevan ke lie sain ap

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"ab aap isake saath sauda hoga "

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haan mujhe pata hai, phaah theek bakavaas hai nahin?

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sirph isalie ki main ek darshak hai

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isaka matalab yah nahin hai ki main bura vyavahaar ke saath theek hone kee jaroorat

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yahee kaaran hai ki itane bevakooph hai

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"theek hai, vah vaastav mein apane prashansakon ke baare mein paravaah nahin karata hai , vah karata hai?

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to mujhe galat nahin milata hai

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main tumhen bradars kee baithak se pyaar !

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samay ke 99 % yah ek adbhut anubhav hai

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aur yah mujhe samajh mein main yahaan kya karana hai ki banaata hai

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computer ke saamane mein har din

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vaastavik prabhaav padata hai!

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yahee kaaran hai ki kuchh hai jo main kabhee nahin door le jaaya chaahate hain

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lekin agar aap apane ghar ke lie aate hain main aapako badhaee nahin hoga

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aur main aap ke saath ek tasveer nahin le jaega

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aur tum sach mein bahut door se aaya hai

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vaise mujhe kshama karen, aapko nahin ana chaiye thai

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yah meree gopaneeyata hai aur mujhe lagata hai ki agar aap bradars ek hee sthiti mein the

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tum khud ke lie ek hee baat chaahate ho jaega

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to samajh ke lie dhanyavaad

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YouTubers ke gharo mei mat jaayo, kyonki yah ajeeb hai

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aur ahhh

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mitron, aap sabako bahut - bahut dhanyavaad!

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pyaar aap log itana !

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aur hamesha kee tarah

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*Thinking*