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piye kabare nama ku pewdiepie

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iki video atos men untuk dijelaskan

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ojo mampir neng ngomah ku

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iki uwes?

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uwes?

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iki tok

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ni video koyok iklan-iklan masyarakat, dimana aku buat ngomong

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akeh bukan semua youtubers

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iki wes jelas

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jadi.. ora tau apa masalahne

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sejak aku buat youtube aku tinggal di ngentot *ora masuk akal*

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mau ngomong pitu ato enem tapi kepleset jadi ngentot

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kejadian barusan rodo lucu

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aku tinggal neng tempat berbeda2

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aku punya fans masuk ke rumah koyok wong edan di setiap ngomah ku

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rasane ra genah, ora genah

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Ora GENAH *muntah*

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ojo koyok gitu meneh

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gambarane seperti iki

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aku ra kenal koe, tapi aku tau kalo kalian nemu alamat ngomah ku neng website

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dan punya pikiran "eh aku mo jenguk si jancuk ini"

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dari pandanganku, WONG EDAN KOE!!

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sampe2 ada cah cilik sama bapak mamane masuk ngomah

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ada cah cilik sek sekolah liat2 neng luar ngomah

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ora berarti koe tau alamat ku, koe masuk sembarang kayak wong ra tau diri

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iki wes jelas

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orang2 kabeh podo bicara "koe itu yutuber koe harus bisa idup gini"

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ORA MESTI GITU, JANCUK!

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ora berarti koe bisa bertingkah kek ngono

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Edan

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koe pada mesti ngira "koe gak peduli sama fans"

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ora koyok ngono, aku suka ketemu koe2 pada sekitar 99 persen itu selalu menjadi kisah menarik

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jadi setiap hari aku duduk membuahke hasil

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itu pengalaman yang ora mau tak lupake

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tapi ojo dateng neng ngomeh ku, koe ndak bakal tak sambut, apalagi foto2

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apa meneh kalo koe dateng neng jowo, salahne koe *ojo dateng neng rumahe si poods, ndak ada gunae*

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ini masalah pribadi cuk, dan koe bakal mikir seperti itu kalo koe jadi aku

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terima kasih atas pengeriane

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ojo dateng neng ngomah youtubers, aneh ngertos?

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cinta kalian semua, dan selalu......

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