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Madison drinks, smokes weed, ZenX just recently LSD.

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and now she's corrupting our 13 year old

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I am gonna snapshot you, this is f**king embarrasing

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together they terrorize the family

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I am done, I don't wanna talk to you agaaaain. (Fu...frick calm down, girl)

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oh, wow

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Welcome back everybody

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to another dr. Phil

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Phil time, Phil time. (Yay, leafy IS here)

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Can we get some gamer Phil hype in the chat for, Phil. My man.

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*Bing*

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Bing for Phil.

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This time, it's about a 15 year old girl named Madison. ('Mad'ison, really needs some medicine)

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Who doesn't listen to her parents. Wow never heard that before

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Before we jump into it, I need to know, one question and one question only.

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Does she cry on camera?

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We have no choice but to do what we're doing.

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Well, yeah but.. (inaudible)

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Oh, wow, that's epic, let's jump into it

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Took a step instead of a jump. That's comedy everyone.

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themselves it's always to some extent
the parents fold and in this case

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especially we have this man who's an
ex-military man who's that clearly

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delusional okay
obviously I don't know their ins and

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outs situations but the way he was
handling his child is this I live in

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constant fear for myself my wife and for
my youngest daughter constant fear you

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know he's just walking down the street
he never knows when this child is going

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to attack you see this child dangerous
big problem I live in constant fear for

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myself my wife and for my youngest
daughter it's like we're under siege in

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her own home they are under siege in
their own home he have to literally

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barricade himself at night this is what
I have to do

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- it sure are see at night I put our
house in complete lockdown there's a

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latch right here push this one latch it
watch I put my 9 year old in there with

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my wife and nice what can I say I'm
impressed

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damn yeah so he doesn't just lock the
door he also our bedroom I lock it on

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both sides I don't know if they're
picking the lock and I would take this

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so he puts a belt around the door in
case his child knows how to lock a pick

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because he doesn't know if she picks
locks here's a little fun thing for you

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just my child know how to pick locks no
well then I you probably don't have to

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worry about it what does he think she's
gonna pick the lock and come in and

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murder him at night he's a retired
military man he's it he's clearly trying

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to I don't know if we'll be living some
fantasy and then I go up to my 9 year

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olds room and behind the door or I'll
put a bunch of toys so if someone wants

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to potentially come in and get me
they'll lock down all the toys and he'll

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wake me up and I can go go go and he can
go go go go go go they fell for my toy

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trap it's go time
bye Madison you know this is not about

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her dad by the way this is about Madison
I just find the intro to be fantastic I

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don't know if Madison is gonna attack us
with the knife or not but I don't want

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to find out I don't know if my child is
going to lockpick my door at night cut

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through the belt with step through my
brilliant toy trap and then stab me with

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a knife but I am NOT gonna find out all
right guys let's watch what dr. Phil has

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to say the teen is committing the crime
the parent is serving the time good one

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good one dr. Phil Bravo good line by the
way the reason why they're so scared

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take a guess no no it's not for tonight
goddamn it out-of-control behaviors

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starting after they saw the movie the
purge for 24 hours it's legal to kill

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anyone that you want my husband and I
were at the top of

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purge list stir husband and then mom was
on top of the purge list it's over for

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them oh my god they need to be put under
surveillance 24/7

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do they know the purge is not real
Madison truly hates Tom it's like a

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family divided Madison could one day
kill me oh I hate to say it but uh sorry

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she probably will she probably will my
god sorry but are we talking about the

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same Madison here if I was the dad what
I really would be scared of it's the

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youngest daughter she's been crazy okay
I'm never having kids you've convinced

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me thank you
what's the fucking point if this is what

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you have to deal with yeah oh my god
what is she doing she's got a life so

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well Oh Mike are you okay dr. Phil Jesus
Christ when Tom retired from the Army

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after 27 years of service he says he
entered a new war zone in his own home

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this guy's been there in war service and
he's scared of a nine-year-old Karen's

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say they have lost control of their
15-year old car stealing drug taking and

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abusive daughter Madison now when we
talk to her completely different story

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she's obvious the fun-loving teen oh you
know they just blow everything out of

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proportion so what does she actually do
then I don't really understand she does

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drugs I kind of made a list here of the
behaviors just that she admits to she

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says she just cusses out her mother Oh
curse said mother aah

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send her to jail now it all makes sense
now I understand why they locked himself

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at night we talked to the school of it
we got you got a letter from the school

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regarding her attendance they say said 7
excused absences 18 unexcused absences

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for a total of 25 10 tardies they say
your child's absences this school year

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have been excessive yeah so yeah I love
him I love him so much

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how's she doing academically she's not
going to school I don't think she's

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passing the course so wait can we go
back

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mom says mom says she's failing and that
reiterates and she just looks away she's

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failing I don't think she's passing a
course I don't think she's passing the

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course look at the mom so you've got it
yet I just said that you goddamn card so

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she's failing I don't know about you
guys but I don't think she's passing her

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courses with all of these crimes going
on you've not done much on the

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prosecutorial side no sir
it's been me on this one we've we've

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just we've discussed it but that's
correct I've dropped him what the what

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are you dropped did you drop the kids
that would actually make a lot of sense

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we've discussed it but that's correct
I've dropped them over and over again

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okay okay well there you go problem
solved

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here you have what I like to call the
Battle of the four heads if you have the

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Virgin four head versus the absolute
Chad forehead this is how you know Phil

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is the boss that's how you know he's the
man look at that forehead that's a

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forehead that's a goddamn for it if I
ever seen a forehead I want to marry it

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would be guy that forehead and no other
sorry monks yeah that's what I want I

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love him from the sand and she had was a
hard consequences the first time and

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realized look at that weak-ass forehead
get it out of here excuse me pathetic

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all right
that ain't no forehead you see this

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forehead you see this forehead that's a
SC ass a week I couldn't ever this is

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why dr. Phil is the main what is his
episode of bad I forgot I would hope so

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I just we've been f-bombs so many times
about how she doesn't care

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sorry we're getting a bum let them play
okay but seriously though what what they

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Madison do I want to see you I want to
see you're crying that's all I want

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here's a video of Madison driving her
mother's car that she uploaded to social

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media

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making it worse like I don't understand
why we're doing this because it's

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oscillating Madi
kids crying

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it's a goddamn blessing that's the tears
of angels Vox media PewDiePie makes fun

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of children crying horrific footage
listen you can I enjoy my hobbies please

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I do
I believe they don't we're at our wits

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end she's stolen your car 30 times you
realize they all know the statistics

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surviving an 80 mile an hour car crash
damn I would uh neurotically watch a dr.

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Phil episode with just his hands that's
how much I love it times you see that he

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realize do y'all notice to tip not
anyone can do that not anyone can do

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that by the way she stole the car 30
times is that what she said he's saying

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she's stolen your car 30 times 30 times
how does that happen just put away the

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keys goddamn parens man it cannot be
that hard okay I have two pugs so I

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think of what I know what it means to be
a father she steals the car and goes for

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joyrides now we're talking like 30 times
here excessive I don't know how many

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times how do you steal the car 30 times
and keep getting away with it I'm sorry

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but then I'm kind of like well maybe
you're not doing a good job just putting

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away the keys maybe just maybe never the
parents fault but maybe I don't know

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these people and I don't want to judge
them but maybe they're terrible parents

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I'm afraid of Madison because she's
physically as well as verbally abusive

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she has kicked holes in the walls oh if
she has kicked holes in the walls then

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where are the holes huh s mhm clearly
the parents are just making everything

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up where are the holes where are the
holes people do anything to get on

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television Tom calls the police on
Madison when she refuses to go to school

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my name is Tom I mean desperate need of
help calm down sir what can we do for

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you my daughter oh god what's happened
to your daughter sir she won't go to

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school
she won't go to school goddamn it send

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backup
send all the units so you have problem

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with your child late what's the best
part thing to you could do to solve this

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situation
sit down and talk to your child honestly

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and set some ground rules with
consequences if not following them or

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abduct them at night and put them to dr.
Phil yeah that's right everybody that's

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what they actually do it's 3:00 a.m.
we're gonna be going to do our

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intervention with Madison why at night
they're doing an intervention at 3:00

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a.m. or intervention with Madison in a
few moments hopefully she doesn't give

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us too many problems

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your mom just came in here and told you
she changed the plan see this problem

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child how dare she I mean honestly the
13 year old is the real problem look at

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look at this Savage

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they knew this is gonna happen there's
no there's a reason they came with a

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film crew to do this intervention so
ridiculous millennial semi right always

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needs their phones that's clearly the
biggest issue here I can't believe it's

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developed into this was it the right
thing to do absolutely was it the right

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thing to adopt your child filming her
and forcing her to go on television

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absolutely they do there's a lot on dr.
Phil where they kind of they tell

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themselves in this group that what
they're doing is right but I'm sorry as

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much as I love dr. Phil and I love his
show but I don't think he's helping the

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child to put him on television and now
that's not gonna stop me from reading

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killing the situation hey hey that ain't
happening all right so we get to follow

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Madison backstage while the parents talk
and oh boy

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that's not about Isis my retired yellow
have a ties my LaSalle we have back to

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you at night you have to be on the show
my listen it's kind of messed up what

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they're showing here backstage they even
slip this up so basically her mom is

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signing for her to be I I'm assuming I
don't know she's signing for her to be

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on the show and she doesn't have a
choice and she even tries to escape and

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the curtain doesn't even work that was
like the most brilliant heist I've ever

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seen in my life did you see that did I
didn't want to capture that look at that

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the team had dr. Phil they know what
they're doing

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I'm amazed they didn't manage to escape
I mean look at that damn and almost they

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almost got away didn't make so what's
the biggest reason she doesn't want to

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go on let's hear it she's not gonna ever
fuck yeah what's that dr. Phil sorry I

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was playing candy crush okay
don't care are you telling me I can't

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bring my phone why am i sympathizing
stop never sympathize with a child I'm a

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terrible person let's let's just get
that out there I'm not pretending to be

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some sort of moral being yes I am
laughing at this child in distress and

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pain she's right it isn't gonna change
anything you're just there for

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television we don't have the resources
as well we have everything set up and

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ready I don't want you are going mom and
dad I have been unequivocal in wait she

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doesn't they're gonna send her to the
program they're gonna send her to the

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ranch remember the range oh my god the
range is the best

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I know that you guys can be as tough as
you wanted the only option is to stand

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there through the ranch listen Daniel
bergoglio was sent to the ranch okay and

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she did you turn out fine she turned out
great the ranch is the best okay

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there's been a lot of back-and-forth
than a lot of the parents but let's hear

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Madison what does she have to say for
herself

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what's her apology for her behavior well
let me tell you it's the best goddamn

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apology of all time this is gonna set
the standard from all YouTube apologies

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from this point let's listen I've made
bad decisions and I know that I've

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messed up but at the end of the day like
I want to be successful I want to do

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good things with myself that it's not
like I'm like I'm a teenager and I mean

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I know I've made bad decisions but
that's not who I am hey I want to do

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good things with myself that it's not
like I'm like I'm a teenager and I'm I

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know I've made bad decisions but you
know what I'm on her side now I was

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goddamn beautiful that's not who I am
that's not who I am I'm not a wait what

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you don't have a driver's license do you
no sir

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but you take your parents car and go
drive around see she's taking the car

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twice where do they get 30 from I'm so
confused

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okay so Madison doesn't want to listen
to dr. Phil you know the story here is

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clearly different she's that she's
saying oh I only use the car twice but

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the parents are saying I use it 30 times
and then dr. Phil hits her with the hard

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hitting evidence we have proof we have
proof goddamnit

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we come in where are these even from I
love dr. Phil's face he's like I got you

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huh what do you got to say what what are
you get to see whether huh again she has

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the best defense of all the time I mean
it's goddamn irrefutable even from your

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social media what social media yes I'll
use this for my next apology where or is

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this from we which upload straight to
your own YouTube channel well I like I

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just want to know where you uploaded you
it was on your channel why you come back

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home you don't honestly say no to the
range say no to the range range sander

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to their range you want to save your
shut up I don't want to go by myself to

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it I'm not gonna have nobody to talk to
what would you rather do give me you

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give me Plan B

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I thought that's what I thought yeah
that's my man that's what I know there

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is no plan B is it your decision that
she participates what I thought that's

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what I thought but there is no plan B is
it your decision that's a participate

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has this program send her to the ranks

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think it is gonna help and as I say I
think you guys need to be prepared to

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roll your sleeves up and work very hard

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what I'm talking about here centered to
the range uh-huh god dammit she got away

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why did no one tackle her oh she's back
she's back everybody okay

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thank God thank God so why did she come
back why did you decide to come back out

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they talked they talked to me and told
me that my sister would be coming back

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out here with me
I'm sorry they told me my sister would

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be coming out here with me no that's not
true

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oh that's not true no she's not coming
out and I'm not gonna talk to her so if

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you why did you leave by the way onehand
who is that / Gravatt why did you leave

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by the way I'm just gonna assume that
she's Satan from now on for the third

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time
well that was it for the story of

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Madison she's now at the ranch poor girl
how could she how Chrissy deserved this

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being outdoors with the horses hope you
guys enjoy this another dr. Phil episode

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thank you dr. Phil for blessing us again
with your glory this has been Felix

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Kjellberg signing off smash
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oh you're into castles huh we got you
covered baby you want some bets easy

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