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And, as we're about to show you,

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They delivered...

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Big time!

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[Awkward Laughing]

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Ha.....

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[Crowd cheers and claps]

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[Man on the right]: ...Well, thank you team.

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*snif*

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*silence*

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*laughter*

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*silence*

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[Someone in the crowd]: WOO!

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[Someone in the crowd]: "YEAH!"

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YEAH!!

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Huehuehuehuehuehue

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A moment of....Excitement.

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A moment of hype

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Every year: "What games...

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are they gonna announce?

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What trailer? What new footage are they gonna show us?

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Oh boy, I sure love knowing more about where

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I am going to spend 60 dollars

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on an over hyped product.

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OH WAIT I CANT WAIT!!!

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That's what a moron would say. A man of true culture, true intellect only cares about that snap

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That's right cringe compilation everybody.

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Hooray. We're back from last year

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I feel like I have barely recovered from last year. My god

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[Jesse Wellens]: Ehm, if you guys didn't know need for speed: payback, I'm b-

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uhhmmm

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*silence and chuckling, then cheering*

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Yes, great game

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[Pewd's chuckle] oh my god...

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oh. Sadly we didn't get as, you know,

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nothing's gonna beat Jesse's, dammit.

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But why do-... We begin with the EA cringe they delivered wonderfully this year

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I must say

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GOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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OOOAL!

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It's a goal!

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Why is this guy still hired? I don't want people to get fired

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*chuckles*

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Every year he's back. I don't know why

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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It's like that one guy at a party that

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You just want-- I'm being too mean here. Sorry

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Like that one guy that you don't want to talk to at a party. That's just what the vibe I'm getting

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I'm sure he's a lovely fellow it's just the vibe I'm getting, alright?

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They [EA] had a wonderful little private booth area

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That seemed really cool at the EA

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About nine months ago we said "what do we want to do?"

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and we were thinking: maybe we have a tent in the corner for our access members we

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We hand out some water and then nine months pass and it's a three-story structure with the rooftop deck

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[InterviewerI I mean, certainly an upgrade from a water tent that is for sure!

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So who are the folks that are gonna be able to come into the access lounge?

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We're not exclusive so everyone is welcome to come up to the access lounge.

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Wow, wow, the access lounge... Yeah

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[Sarcastic Poods] That looks good. That looks really nice.

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Sheesh I sure wish I could be allowed in the access' lounge.

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You know, they paid thousands of dollars for this.

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*chuckle*

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Oh my god.

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[Interviewed woman] Some games set out that we're gonna have from our library, the vaults, we do have water!

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We also have power for your phone.

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I just, I was just about to ask. I'm really glad

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They had that.

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woman: dude, they got all kinds of free stuff!

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guy: there's all kinds of stuff, there's not even just games!

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There's trivia, there's prizes there's a ball pit... a ball pit, what? yep!

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Oh my god. I didn't think they would top their

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*wheeze*

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The lounge area but they have a ball pit. ''What? Yep?'' Damn. ''Yep!'' Now I really regret not flying to LA. Dammit

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So what's the deal with this belt?

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So in my Madden League when you win a championship, you got to show off your championship

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So I got the belt so everybody knows I'm the champ

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NO ONE CARES

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Oh

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Hello, sometimes you have to stop and smell the roses here at the flower wall

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We'll just stop sorry. Sorry

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I'm just being... I'm bullying now.

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''Now that's what this is all about. Removing harassment from gaming.''

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OOOOOOOOOOOOO

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Alright, we get it Felix, stop bullying. Okay, let's move on to the actual EA conference

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[woman] Then we've got two new indie games to share and then I'm gonna come back towards the end of the show with some of my

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favorite developers to give you guys a nice meaty look at anthem. And of course

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[crowd]: WOO!

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Yeah, we got the woos for anthem. I'm into it. You want, you wanna do this with me?

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[hysterical laugh]

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well it wouldn't be fun you guys, if I-

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[Pewds cringing]

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You want, you wanna do this with me?

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*laugh*

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Why would she ask that? I don't get it.

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Give him a break he needs to just enjoy the show

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[dev] As part of our portrayal of the second world war

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"our portrayal of the second world war" everybody

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It's just a portrayal guys, our portray-

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It's a portrait of history, how we perceive history, how we wanted history to go down basically

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[dev] We want to know more about our take on the Second World War

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Your take on the second world war..

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there's no take,

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you can't just change battles. Am I crazy for thinking this?

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I'm not even like, I don't even care about the whole sex issue or whatever

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Yeah, I realize I sound like one of those mole rats

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[dev] you will all go on an expanding journey through the Second World War

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no loot boxes

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no premium pass

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*audience cheering*

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It's kind of sad how that has to have a cheer to it, you know

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You'll get something I know a lot of you have been asking for

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Mm-hmm. It's

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Royale

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[crowd woos, boos and claps]

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People literally booing

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[claps and boos]

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Yes, everyone wants another Royale

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Wow, what a shocker

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The whole E3 is basically just "oh we're working on a battle Royale guys. It's coming soon"

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"Please don't burn yourself out on fortnite"

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[woman]: and I just happened to find Mr. Vince Zampella here in the audience!

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What's going on Vince how you feeling today?

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[Vince]: I'm feeling great. I love this stuff. I love seeing new games

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I mean someone's super excited about that event on PC, right? Yeah!!! [one woo from the audience]

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[pewds cackling]

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If I ever did a live thing I will never

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Make the audience cheer, cuz it's just so painful if they don't

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I mean someone's super excited about that men on PC, right? Yeah

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[one woo]

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''Mission failed''

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Amazing, what a match! Thank you so much. That was awesome! Any thoughts guys?

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I just came to make mammoth tanks. So I've done my job.

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-"Any thoughts? What do you think?"
-"I just want to get off stage now. please".

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so you guys would be, unfortunately,

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out of the game now. 
[player:] so we don't actually get to play anymore?

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*pewds chuckles*

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You thought I wouldn't notice that handshake? Pfft!

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Let's move on to Sony's conference. Yay

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Did no one play the DLC? Everyone seems to make a big deal that they kissed

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It's already happened if there's one thing to be upset about is how Ellie looks so ugly now

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Sony's press conference was interesting. It was about 2% games and 98% just music

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*calm banjo music*

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My favorite music performance out of the Sony E3 was the flute guy. It was beautiful

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*off-tune squeaky flute*

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*second off-tune squeaky flute joins in*

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Ubisoft's conference can be summarized with one clip

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*rock music*

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[cheers]

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*rock music*

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[claps and scattered woos]

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*rock music*

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Ahhhh! blrrghh

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ohhhh..

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*rock music still playing while man groans*

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Oh my god, did you see the guy that fell at the Ubisoft conference? Oh my god, do you think he got hurt?

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I hope he didn't get hurt from that.

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Announcer: ... FOR WK!!

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oh yes. huhuhuhuhuhuhhuuhuhhuhuh!!!!

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The most high performance ever. it's not a bad performance but... the audience isn't really there

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*guitar, drums and a bit of a wacky piano playing*

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*pewds laughs*

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But then finally

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The man, the myth, the legend: Todd Howard came out and he saved the whole conference

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Todd announced that the new Fallout game is going to be an online game, which seems like a great idea

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Online games are hard. They can have some nasty issues.

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I read on the internet that our games have had a few bugs.

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[crowd laughs]

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hey!

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*pewds laughing, bear roaring*

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I read it on the internet, so it's true.

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Okay, so that was it for E3 this year

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so many games to be excited about

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Now for real I think it's fun to see at least what new games are coming up

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but there's always so much hype around these games, you know. 
All these companies try and make you excited

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they talk about the games literally years before they're even confirmed when they're gonna actually come out

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I don't know how many times I've been hyped for a game in the past and it just turned out to be pretty mediocre

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I mean, it happens all the time, you get sold the idea of a game and not really a game

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And I don't really see a point in buying into the whole "Oh my god. That's so cool. I oh my god. I'm so excited" like

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Play the game when they come out

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Stop being so hype about things. It doesn't help anyone and that's it for me for now

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Let me know if you enjoyed this video leave a like if you did hit the bell button and I see you guys tomorrow

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That's right everybody! Big surprise. I'm gonna make a video tomorrow as well. Thank you everyone and I see you ahhh ey.

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Oh Great, now, I did my own cringe. You're welcome everybody.

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*Pewdiepie outro and OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO from the clip before mixed*