WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.260 My mom sent me some pictures that I drew as a child 00:00:03.260 --> 00:00:04.600 And uh... 00:00:04.600 --> 00:00:06.600 One of them looks so... *laughs at drawings* 00:00:08.880 --> 00:00:11.840 This.. this is a self-portrait I did when I was young 00:00:11.840 --> 00:00:13.840 And I thought, applying my.. 00:00:13.840 --> 00:00:17.940 My recent um.. y'know, Photoshop skills 00:00:17.940 --> 00:00:22.380 I'm gonna make myself look like I did there *laugh* 00:00:22.380 --> 00:00:24.380 For f**ks sake 00:00:24.380 --> 00:00:25.940 Why? 00:00:25.940 --> 00:00:26.560 Stop 00:00:26.560 --> 00:00:28.160 I have this pre-prepared image 00:00:28.160 --> 00:00:31.480 That we're going to use as shaping material 00:00:31.480 --> 00:00:33.780 is this a good idea of an entertaining video? 00:00:33.780 --> 00:00:36.420 Prob... Probably not, probably not 00:00:36.420 --> 00:00:38.420 Oh my god-hahahaha 00:00:40.280 --> 00:00:42.280 Ok... 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:44.280 For f**ks sake 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:47.000 First off, we need the shape of the head to be correct 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:55.940 *heavy breathing and clicking sound of a pro editor* 00:00:57.760 --> 00:01:09.500 *intense Jurassic Park theme music* 00:01:11.460 --> 00:01:13.460 (dat face) 00:01:36.900 --> 00:01:38.400 *Music swells and gets more intense* 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:44.800 *sometimes god allows what he hates, to accomplish what he loves* 00:01:45.260 --> 00:01:48.960 *sudden laughter* 00:01:48.960 --> 00:01:53.180 I love my facial expression as well, it fits perfectly 00:01:53.180 --> 00:01:57.140 I predicted the hair color pretty well, except mine looks more like uh... 00:01:57.140 --> 00:02:00.080 I'm wearing a waffle or something *laughter* 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:04.000 Although, the nose 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:06.000 is spot on *laughter* 00:02:08.540 --> 00:02:10.140 Poor nose 00:02:10.140 --> 00:02:12.700 This curse with this giant nose is not fair 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:15.520 Alright, let's move the eyes i guess 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:18.700 I guess I don't have eyebrows, technically 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:26.600 Yeah, that doesn't look terrifying at all. *laughter* 00:02:27.600 --> 00:02:29.600 Aww, this is beautiful. 00:02:29.600 --> 00:02:31.980 We're getting there, we're getting there. 00:02:32.780 --> 00:02:35.840 *Airwolf theme, intense and techno* 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:31.100 *lips smacking and swallowing* 00:03:31.100 --> 00:03:32.100 I'm getting scared 00:03:32.440 --> 00:03:33.800 I am getting scared 00:03:33.800 --> 00:03:35.800 *laughter* 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:37.800 What I'm looking at... 00:03:38.660 --> 00:03:39.780 Aww, okay, 00:03:40.420 --> 00:03:41.340 And, moving on... 00:03:41.340 --> 00:03:43.340 to the nose 00:03:43.620 --> 00:03:45.340 Shouldn't be much... 00:03:45.340 --> 00:03:47.260 changement.. required, honestly. 00:03:47.740 --> 00:03:48.880 I think I captured this 00:03:48.880 --> 00:03:50.880 horrific thing pretty well. 00:03:51.660 --> 00:04:04.260 *sounds of phone dialing* 00:04:04.880 --> 00:04:07.100 *flamboyant male voice (FMV) picks up* My god, hi Daddy. 00:04:07.440 --> 00:04:08.060 *PewDiePie* Hey. 00:04:08.340 --> 00:04:09.800 *FMV* How are you doing? 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:11.800 You calling about your dildo machine? 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:13.840 *PewDiePie* Uh, the... 00:04:14.040 --> 00:04:14.700 *FMV interupts* Yeah? 00:04:14.900 --> 00:04:18.820 *PewDiePie* The, what's it called, like, the speed meter doesn't work... 00:04:18.820 --> 00:04:20.360 I don't know how fast I'm going. 00:04:20.360 --> 00:04:21.900 The blinkers doesn't work 00:04:21.900 --> 00:04:24.960 *FMV* Well, the blinkers just go over your eyes, Baby. 00:04:24.960 --> 00:04:26.960 The speed meter doesn't work, 00:04:26.960 --> 00:04:28.380 you're just supposed to set it to 00:04:28.380 --> 00:04:30.380 pump as hard as you like, Baby. 00:04:30.380 --> 00:04:32.980 How's it fell in your ass when it's going? 00:04:32.980 --> 00:04:34.760 *PewDiePie* Uh, it made me a little nautious 00:04:34.760 --> 00:04:36.660 driving, because I feel so wierd 00:04:36.660 --> 00:04:39.100 *FMV* Oh, well maybe it's just you 00:04:39.100 --> 00:04:41.100 *PewDiePie* No, it's definitely you. 00:04:41.100 --> 00:04:46.040 *FMV* Listen, I gotta go, okay Daddy? Call me later, when you finish your little drawing. 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:48.040 *PewDiePie* Okay, talk to you later, bye bye. 00:04:49.380 --> 00:04:51.740 *laughter* 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:57.280 Y'know, I predicted it pretty well, 00:04:57.300 --> 00:05:00.240 I think a, y'know, what an artist. 00:05:00.740 --> 00:05:02.640 Jeeeesus Christ 00:05:03.320 --> 00:05:04.680 I wanna die 00:05:06.140 --> 00:05:08.000 I wanna die a horrible death. 00:05:08.140 --> 00:05:10.320 I also have this amazing photograph 00:05:11.220 --> 00:05:12.720 I mean, it looks like a photograph 00:05:12.820 --> 00:05:16.900 of me when I am 64 years old 00:05:17.980 --> 00:05:19.640 Wow, uhh 00:05:19.900 --> 00:05:20.940 *laughter* Okay... 00:05:21.420 --> 00:05:22.940 Well, I have a... 00:05:23.640 --> 00:05:26.580 Slightly disproportionate neck, I would say. 00:05:26.580 --> 00:05:28.580 Uh, that's fine. 00:05:29.820 --> 00:05:30.840 Completely fine 00:05:30.840 --> 00:05:32.460 Why am I doing this? 00:05:32.800 --> 00:05:34.760 I wonder if the younger version of myself 00:05:34.760 --> 00:05:35.860 Would be impressed, 00:05:35.860 --> 00:05:38.580 or just thi- b- thinking I'm a f**king moron 00:05:38.740 --> 00:05:41.000 *Tetris music, techno and happy* 00:06:07.860 --> 00:06:09.240 *laughter* 00:06:10.860 --> 00:06:13.180 Uhh.. My God.. Yes.. 00:06:13.180 --> 00:06:15.180 *laughter* 00:06:15.180 --> 00:06:17.680 I really predicted the future well, didn't I? 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:21.380 Um, for some reason, I am f**king red as he- f**k 00:06:21.380 --> 00:06:23.680 Yeah, we need to adjust that. 00:06:25.640 --> 00:06:29.800 That- That seems pretty accurate, I would say. 00:06:29.980 --> 00:06:33.000 Um, I did not have any hair, however, 00:06:33.780 --> 00:06:35.000 on the top, 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:37.000 so let's get rid of that 00:06:37.100 --> 00:06:41.240 *old Towne feeling music* 00:06:45.060 --> 00:06:48.320 Clearly, uh, y'know in, in the future, I'm a lot happier than 00:06:48.320 --> 00:06:50.320 I am on this f**king picture 00:06:51.640 --> 00:06:53.400 So let's try and adjust that. 00:06:55.100 --> 00:06:56.200 *laughter* 00:06:56.200 --> 00:06:57.680 Oh, my, go-d. 00:06:58.020 --> 00:07:02.360 *sigh* For some reason, my eyes are f**kin' green? Greenish? 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:04.960 I am slowly starting to become 00:07:05.580 --> 00:07:07.880 The son of Satan *laughter* 00:07:08.740 --> 00:07:10.360 Okay, let's do the glasses 00:07:11.680 --> 00:07:13.680 *animated fight style song* 00:07:46.380 --> 00:07:50.220 And there's the result *laughter* 00:07:50.520 --> 00:07:52.220 That's actually kinda funny 00:07:52.540 --> 00:07:54.220 I'm sure you've seen this by now, 00:07:54.220 --> 00:07:55.800 because this video is probably going to be out later, 00:07:55.800 --> 00:07:58.700 but this came out today, it's f**king hilarious 00:07:58.700 --> 00:08:01.820 You can basically draw any stick figure 00:08:01.820 --> 00:08:05.060 and this computer will make it into a cat 00:08:05.060 --> 00:08:06.520 I'm not joking 00:08:07.180 --> 00:08:08.140 I'll show you. 00:08:08.140 --> 00:08:08.640 *chill music 00:08:10.320 --> 00:08:13.740 Okay, are you ready? Are you ready? 00:08:15.340 --> 00:08:16.960 *laughter* 00:08:18.080 --> 00:08:20.080 What the f**k happened here? God damn it. 00:08:20.720 --> 00:08:23.340 Which also, of course, means you can have 00:08:23.340 --> 00:08:25.340 cat penis' 00:08:27.020 --> 00:08:30.580 Sciene have done a great deed today. 00:08:30.580 --> 00:08:33.300 It does, honestly, not look bad. 00:08:33.820 --> 00:08:35.260 *laughter* 00:08:35.680 --> 00:08:36.180 *clap* 00:08:36.320 --> 00:08:36.820 Yes! 00:08:37.220 --> 00:08:39.760 It's a spider cat! Of course! 00:08:40.420 --> 00:08:43.580 of course it's a spider cat! What else could it be? 00:08:43.860 --> 00:08:45.380 What about boob cat? 00:08:46.640 --> 00:08:48.020 Oh.. 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:50.880 *rough deep edgar voice* No, Felix, Please.. 00:08:50.880 --> 00:08:53.100 Do not turn me into that demon.. 00:08:53.100 --> 00:08:55.400 I don't want to, please, don't do it! 00:08:55.400 --> 00:08:58.580 No.. No... NOoo 00:08:59.160 --> 00:09:01.620 *back to normal voice, laughter* It's cute! 00:09:02.400 --> 00:09:02.900 CUTE! 00:09:05.260 --> 00:09:07.260 What if cats were humans? 00:09:09.080 --> 00:09:11.820 A question that should never have been- *intense voice* answered 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:16.000 No one should ever have known what it meant. 00:09:17.160 --> 00:09:19.160 *back to normal* F**king hell... 00:09:19.160 --> 00:09:21.160 Yeah, this looks pretty good. 00:09:21.160 --> 00:09:23.160 *dramatic music, getting progressively louder* 00:09:29.040 --> 00:09:33.080 *laughter* 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:36.080 Yes. 00:09:37.760 --> 00:09:38.520 Yes. 00:09:39.920 --> 00:09:40.980 Hell yeah. 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:43.320 Alright, what about f**king Keemstar? I dunno. 00:09:43.320 --> 00:09:45.040 *Harsh negitive beep* 00:09:45.040 --> 00:09:46.700 I can't look at this. 00:09:47.380 --> 00:09:49.020 I can't, I don't wanna.. 00:09:49.860 --> 00:09:51.860 *dramatic music* 00:09:54.060 --> 00:09:57.560 *yelling* Ahhhh! 00:09:57.880 --> 00:09:58.820 *yelling* Woah! 00:09:59.060 --> 00:10:00.120 *yelling* No! 00:10:01.260 --> 00:10:06.640 This is why you should never play with science.