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May binigay sakin ang nanay ko ng mga larawan na ginuhit ko nung bata pa ako.

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At uh...

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Isa dito mukhang...*tumatawa

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Ito... ito ay isang self-portrait na ginawa ko nung bata pa ko

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At ang naisip ko, gagamitin ko

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Yung 
kamakailan lamang.. alam mo na, ung Photoshop skills.

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Gagawin yung sarili ko na yung ginawa ko noon *tawa*

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P*ta

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Bakit?

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Tigil

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Meron akong nakahandang larawan

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Na gagamitin natin na pambakat

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ito ba at magandang ideya para maging nakaaaliw na video?

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Siguro.. Siguro hindi, siguro hindi

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Diyos ko po ghahahaha

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Ok...astig

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P*ta

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Unang-una, kailangan natin yung hugis ng ulo para maging tama

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*may tunog na hangin kasama yung tunog ng mouse*

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*tunog ng Jurassic Park*

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*lol*

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Background: minsan ang panginoon 
ay nagbibigay-daan sa ayaw niya, para ganapin ang gusto niya

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*biglang tumawa*

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Gusto ko yung itsura na mukha ko, saktong sakto siya

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Nahulaan ko rin yung kulay ng buhok ko, pero yung akin mukhang...

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Nakasuot ng waffle na di ko alam *tumatawa*

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Pero, yung ilong

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ay tamang tama *tumatawa*

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Kawawang ilong

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Itong sumpang nasa malaking ilong ay hindi pantay

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Tama, galawin natin ang mata siguro

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Siguro wala akong kilay, pero

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Yeah, hindi naman masyadong nakakatakot. *tumatawa*

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Aww, ang ganda naman nito.

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Malapit na tayo, malapit na tayo.

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*Airwolf theme*

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*ginagawa ang labi*

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Natatakot ako

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Natatakot ako

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*tawa*

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Ang tinitignan ko ay...

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Aww, okay.

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At, susunod..

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sa ilong

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Wala namang gagawing masyadong

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pagbabago... gagawin,  may katapan.

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Siguro nakuhaan ko to

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nakakatakot na bagay na ito ng maganda.

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*tumutunog na telepono*

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FMV: Oh Diyos, hi Tatay.

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PewDiepie: Hey

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FMV: Ano ginagawa mo?

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Tinatawang mo kong tungkol sa iyong dildo machine?

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PewDiePie: Uh, yung...

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FMV: Yeah?

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PewDiepie: Yung, ano tawag dun, gaya ng, yung speed meter hindi gumagana...

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Di ko alam kung gaano ako kabilis.

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Yung blinkers hindi gumagana

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FMV: Ok, yung blinkers punta mo lang sa mata mo, mahal.

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Yung speed meter hindi gumagana,

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kailangan mo lang ito i-set sa

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bomba ng malakas na gusto mo, Mahal.

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Paano ito nahulog sa puwet mo nung pumapasok ito?

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PewDiePie: Uh, napa singhot ako ng unti

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ng madami, dahil nakakaiba

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FMV: Oh, sabagay, siguro ikaw lang yun

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PewDiepie: Hindi, ikaw talaga yun.

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FMV: Makinig, pupunta na ko, okay Tatay? Tawagan mo na lang ako mamaya, pag natapos yang ginuguhit mo.

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PewDiePie: Okay, tawagan kita mamaya, bye bye

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"laughter"

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Alam mo, na hulaan ko naman ng tama,

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At naisip ko na, alam mo, ang galing ko naman.

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Diyos ko po

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Gusto ko na mamatay

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Gusto ko mamatay sa mas malagim na kamatayn

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Meron din akong isang magandang larawan

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Ang pagkakasabi ko ay, mukha itong larawan

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na ako ay 64 na taon na

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Wow, uhh

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*laughter* Okay...

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Okay, meron akong...

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pagkakamali sa aking leeg, sinasabi ko na.

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Pero, okay lang.

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okay na okay lang

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Bakit ko ba ito ginagawa?

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Naiisip ko na yung bata na bersiyon ng sarili ko

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ay matutuwa,

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o kaya -b- naiisip ko na ako ay mukhang tanga

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*tunog ng Tetris*

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*tumatawa*

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Uhh... Diyos ko...

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*tumatawa*

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Nahulaan ko talaga yung hinaharap, hindi ba?

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umm sa iba rason, mukha akong pula p*ta

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Yeah, may babaguhin lang tayo na unti.

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Ayun- Ito ay malapit na rin maging tama, sinasabi ko lang.

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Um, wala akong buhok, sabagay,

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sa taas,

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at tanggalin natin ito

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*kanta*

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Paglilinaw, uh, alam mo, sa hinaharap, mas masaya ako kaysa sa

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Nandito ako na put*ng inang litrato na ito

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At pilitin nating baguhin ito.

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*laughter*

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Diyos, ko, po

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*sigh* Sa ibang kadahilanan, ang mata ko ay kulay luntian? Greenish?

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Ako ay mabagal na nagiging

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anak ng demonyo *tawanan*

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Okay, gawin natin itong salamin natin

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*kanta*

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At ito na ang resulta *tawanan*

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Ito ay sa tingin ko ay nakakatawa

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Sa tingin ko ay nakita niyo na rin ito ngayon,

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dahil itong video na ito ay lalabas mamaya,

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pero ito ay lumabas ngayon, at ito ay sobrang nakakatawa

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Ikaw ay pwede gumuhit ng kahit anong larawan

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at itong kompyuter ay gagawin niyang pusa

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Di ako nagbibiro

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ipapakita ko.

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*kanta*

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Okay, handa ka na? handa ka na?

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*tawanan*

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P*ta ano nangyari dito? Diyos ko po.

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At, sigurado, naka pwede ka na magkaroon ng

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titi ng pusa

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May nagawa ang agham ngayon.

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Sa tingin ko, hindi naman panget.

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*tawanan*

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*palakpak*

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Yes!

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Ito ay gagambang pusa! Syempre!

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Syempre ito ay gagambang pusa! Ano pa kaya ang pwedeng maging resulta nito?

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Ano kaya kapag utong na pusa?

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Ohh..

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Wag, Felix, pakiusap..

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Wag mo ko gawing demonyo...

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Ayoko ko, pakiusap, wag mong gawin!

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Wag..Wag... Wagggg

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*tawanan* Ang ganda!

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CUTE!

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Ano kaya kapag ang pusa ay tao?

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Ang tanong na dapat hindi sinasagot

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Wala dapat na nakakaalam nito.

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P*ta...

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Yeah, ito ay mukhang maganda.

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*kantang palakas ng palakas*

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*tawanan*

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Yes.

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Yes.

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Hell yeah.

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Ok, ano kaya si put*ang inang Keemstar? Di ko alam.

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Di ko pwedeng tignan.

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Di ko kaya, ayoko...

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*epic na kanta*

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*sumisigaw* AHHHHH!

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*sumusigaw* Woahhhhh!

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*yellong* Wag!

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Ito ang dahilan kung bakit wag paglaruan ng agham