WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: zh-Hant 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:03.260 我媽寄給我幾張我小時候畫的圖 00:00:03.260 --> 00:00:04.600 然後...恩... 00:00:04.600 --> 00:00:06.600 其中一張看起來...(笑) 00:00:08.880 --> 00:00:11.840 這...這是一張我小時候畫的自畫像 00:00:11.840 --> 00:00:13.840 然後我想應用在 00:00:13.840 --> 00:00:17.940 我最近的...你懂得，PS技巧 00:00:17.940 --> 00:00:22.380 我要讓我看起來像我小時候畫的那個(笑) 00:00:22.380 --> 00:00:24.380 去你的 00:00:24.380 --> 00:00:25.940 為什麼? 00:00:25.940 --> 00:00:26.560 等一下 00:00:26.560 --> 00:00:28.160 我已經事先準備這張圖了 00:00:28.160 --> 00:00:31.480 然後把它當作我們的雛形素材 00:00:31.480 --> 00:00:33.780 這會是個超過娛樂性影片的主意嗎? 00:00:33.780 --> 00:00:36.420 可..可能不會 00:00:36.420 --> 00:00:38.420 00:00:40.280 --> 00:00:42.280 OK...滿酷的~ 00:00:42.280 --> 00:00:44.280 去你的XD 00:00:44.280 --> 00:00:47.000 首先，我們要把頭形修正 00:00:47.000 --> 00:00:55.940 00:00:57.760 --> 00:01:09.500 00:01:11.460 --> 00:01:13.460 00:01:40.000 --> 00:01:44.800 背景:「有時上帝容許可憎之事發生是要成就祂的美意」 00:01:45.260 --> 00:01:48.960 XDDDD 00:01:48.960 --> 00:01:53.180 我超愛我的臉部表情的，這契合得太完美啦~ 00:01:53.180 --> 00:01:57.140 我準確預言了我的頭髮顏色，只是我畫的看起來更像... 00:01:57.140 --> 00:02:00.080 我好像戴著一坨夾心鬆餅還是什麼鬼的(笑) 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:04.000 然而那鼻子 00:02:04.000 --> 00:02:06.000 超對位的阿!(笑) 00:02:08.540 --> 00:02:10.140 可憐的鼻子~ 00:02:10.140 --> 00:02:12.700 這個大鼻詛咒太不公平啦 00:02:13.520 --> 00:02:15.520 好吧，換到眼睛吧 00:02:15.520 --> 00:02:18.700 我猜我...技術上沒有眉毛 00:02:21.000 --> 00:02:26.600 沒錯，看起來一點也不可怕XD 00:02:27.600 --> 00:02:29.600 噢~~也太漂亮~ 00:02:29.600 --> 00:02:31.980 我們得到精髓了~我們得到精髓了~ 00:02:32.780 --> 00:02:35.840 00:03:29.840 --> 00:03:31.100 00:03:31.100 --> 00:03:32.100 我開始覺得害怕了 00:03:32.440 --> 00:03:33.800 我真的開始覺得害怕了 00:03:33.800 --> 00:03:35.800 00:03:35.800 --> 00:03:37.800 我到底看了什麼XD 00:03:38.660 --> 00:03:39.780 喔~OK 00:03:40.420 --> 00:03:41.340 然後，我們換到鼻子 00:03:41.340 --> 00:03:43.340 然後，我們換到鼻子 00:03:43.620 --> 00:03:45.340 說真的，這不需要變動太多 00:03:45.340 --> 00:03:47.260 說真的，這不需要變動太多 00:03:47.740 --> 00:03:48.880 我想我非常精準的抓到那可怕東西的精髓了 00:03:48.880 --> 00:03:50.880 我想我非常精準的抓到那可怕東西的精髓了 00:03:51.660 --> 00:04:04.260 *嘟嘟嘟* 00:04:04.880 --> 00:04:07.100 我的天，嗨老爸~ 00:04:07.440 --> 00:04:08.060 嘿~ 00:04:08.340 --> 00:04:09.800 最近過得怎樣阿? 00:04:09.800 --> 00:04:11.800 你在找你的陽具機? (有興趣自己搜尋 dildo machine 圖片) 00:04:12.080 --> 00:04:13.840 呃... 00:04:14.040 --> 00:04:14.700 嗯哼? 00:04:14.900 --> 00:04:18.820 那個...叫什麼來著...，就是那個看速度的壞掉了 00:04:18.820 --> 00:04:20.360 我不知道那台機器動的速度 00:04:20.360 --> 00:04:21.900 眼罩壞了 00:04:21.900 --> 00:04:24.960 恩...眼罩在你眼睛上阿，寶貝 00:04:24.960 --> 00:04:26.960 然後速度表壞了， 00:04:26.960 --> 00:04:28.380 你可以隨你想要的把活塞調成你要的速度阿，寶貝~ 00:04:28.380 --> 00:04:30.380 你可以隨你想要的把活塞調成你要的速度阿，寶貝~ 00:04:30.380 --> 00:04:32.980 當它在你的屁眼裡時你覺得怎樣? 00:04:32.980 --> 00:04:34.760 呃...我覺得有點噁心因為我覺得怪怪的 00:04:34.760 --> 00:04:36.660 呃...我覺得有點噁心因為我覺得怪怪的 00:04:36.660 --> 00:04:39.100 噢，那可能只是你... 00:04:39.100 --> 00:04:41.100 不，那一定是你 00:04:41.100 --> 00:04:46.040 聽著，我要走了，老爸，OK? 當你完成你的小小作畫後再打給我 00:04:46.040 --> 00:04:48.040 好喔，晚點在講囉，掰~ 00:04:49.380 --> 00:04:51.740 XDDDDDD 00:04:55.680 --> 00:04:57.280 你知道嗎，我真的是完美預測阿~ 00:04:57.300 --> 00:05:00.240 我想...你懂得，真是一個天才畫家阿! 00:05:00.740 --> 00:05:02.640 我的老天鵝阿~ 00:05:03.320 --> 00:05:04.680 我超想死的XD 00:05:06.140 --> 00:05:08.000 我超想以可怕的死法死掉~ 00:05:08.140 --> 00:05:10.320 我同時也有這張驚奇的照片 00:05:11.220 --> 00:05:12.720 我指，看起來像一張我64歲的照片 00:05:12.820 --> 00:05:16.900 我指，看起來像一張我64歲的照片 00:05:17.980 --> 00:05:19.640 哇嗚...呃... 00:05:19.900 --> 00:05:20.940 (笑)OK 00:05:21.420 --> 00:05:22.940 恩... 00:05:23.640 --> 00:05:26.580 我有一個稍為不成比例的脖子，說實在的 00:05:26.580 --> 00:05:28.580 恩...這還可以啦 00:05:29.820 --> 00:05:30.840 完全OK啦 00:05:30.840 --> 00:05:32.460 為什麼我在做這個啦?! 00:05:32.800 --> 00:05:34.760 我想知道是否我年輕的版本也會令人印象深刻 00:05:34.760 --> 00:05:35.860 我想知道是否我年輕的版本也會令人印象深刻 00:05:35.860 --> 00:05:38.580 或者，只是個他媽的白癡 00:05:38.740 --> 00:05:41.000 00:06:07.860 --> 00:06:09.240 XDDDD 00:06:10.860 --> 00:06:13.180 喔~我的天~ 00:06:13.180 --> 00:06:15.180 00:06:15.180 --> 00:06:17.680 我真的完美預測了我的未來阿，不是嗎?! 00:06:17.680 --> 00:06:21.380 恩...因為某些原因，我他媽的超級紅色 00:06:21.380 --> 00:06:23.680 沒錯，我們要調整一下 00:06:25.640 --> 00:06:29.800 那...那看起來準確多了，說真的 00:06:29.980 --> 00:06:33.000 呃，但是沒有任何頭髮 00:06:33.780 --> 00:06:35.000 在我頭上 00:06:35.000 --> 00:06:37.000 所以來用一下吧 00:06:37.100 --> 00:06:41.240 00:06:45.060 --> 00:06:48.320 很明顯的，你懂得，我會比現在這張該死的圖片更開心 00:06:48.320 --> 00:06:50.320 很明顯的，你懂得，我會比現在這張該死的圖片更開心 00:06:51.640 --> 00:06:53.400 所以我們來調整一下吧 00:06:55.100 --> 00:06:56.200 XDDDD 00:06:56.200 --> 00:06:57.680 我的老天鵝阿~~ 00:06:58.020 --> 00:07:02.360 (嘆)因為某些原因，我的眼睛是他媽的綠色?! 00:07:02.360 --> 00:07:04.960 我慢慢的要變成了... 00:07:05.580 --> 00:07:07.880 撒旦的兒子 XDDDDD 00:07:08.740 --> 00:07:10.360 好啦，我們來做眼鏡吧 00:07:11.680 --> 00:07:13.680 00:07:46.380 --> 00:07:50.220 然後....這就是結果啦~XDDDD 00:07:50.520 --> 00:07:52.220 這真的也太好笑了 00:07:52.540 --> 00:07:54.220 我保證你們已經之前看過這個了 00:07:54.220 --> 00:07:55.800 因為這部影片會比較晚才上傳 00:07:55.800 --> 00:07:58.700 但這部貓的會在今天發布，這真他媽的太智障了 00:07:58.700 --> 00:08:01.820 你基本上可以畫任何人物 00:08:01.820 --> 00:08:05.060 然後電腦會把它作成貓 00:08:05.060 --> 00:08:06.520 我不是在開玩笑 00:08:07.180 --> 00:08:08.140 我秀給你看 00:08:08.140 --> 00:08:08.640 00:08:10.320 --> 00:08:13.740 OK，準備好了嗎?準備好了嗎? 00:08:15.340 --> 00:08:16.960 00:08:18.080 --> 00:08:20.080 這裡發生什麼事了啦?!天殺的! 00:08:20.720 --> 00:08:23.340 當然，這代表你也可以有個... 00:08:23.340 --> 00:08:25.340 屌貓 00:08:27.020 --> 00:08:30.580 現代科學真的到達尖峰啦 00:08:30.580 --> 00:08:33.300 說真的，這看起來不糟 00:08:33.820 --> 00:08:35.260 00:08:35.680 --> 00:08:36.180 00:08:36.320 --> 00:08:36.820 YES! 00:08:37.220 --> 00:08:39.760 這是蜘蛛貓，當然呢~ 00:08:40.420 --> 00:08:43.580 這當然是蜘蛛貓阿，不然他還會是什麼?? 00:08:43.860 --> 00:08:45.380 那ㄋㄟㄋㄟ貓如何? 00:08:46.640 --> 00:08:48.020 喔!!! 00:08:48.480 --> 00:08:50.880 不，Felix，拜託 00:08:50.880 --> 00:08:53.100 不要把我變成那種惡魔... 00:08:53.100 --> 00:08:55.400 我真的不想，拜託，不要RRRRR 00:08:55.400 --> 00:08:58.580 不...不...不!!!!! 00:08:59.160 --> 00:09:01.620 (笑)滿可愛的阿~ 00:09:02.400 --> 00:09:02.900 勾錐~ 00:09:05.260 --> 00:09:07.260 如果貓是人類? 00:09:09.080 --> 00:09:11.820 這個答案還尚未被解答 00:09:12.720 --> 00:09:16.000 沒人知道這是什麼意思 00:09:17.160 --> 00:09:19.160 他媽的 00:09:19.160 --> 00:09:21.160 是的，看起來滿好的 00:09:21.160 --> 00:09:23.160 00:09:29.040 --> 00:09:33.080 XDDDDDDDD 00:09:35.320 --> 00:09:36.080 YES 00:09:37.760 --> 00:09:38.520 YES 00:09:39.920 --> 00:09:40.980 他媽太好了 00:09:41.320 --> 00:09:43.320 好吧，那Keemstar如何?我不知道 00:09:45.040 --> 00:09:46.700 我不能直視他 00:09:47.380 --> 00:09:49.020 我不能..我不想.... 00:09:49.860 --> 00:09:51.860 00:09:54.060 --> 00:09:57.560 痾阿阿阿阿 00:09:57.880 --> 00:09:58.820 嗚喔~ 00:09:59.060 --> 00:10:00.120 不!! 00:10:01.260 --> 00:10:06.640 這就是為什麼你永遠都不要操弄科學