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How's it going bros

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Today's video is extremely special

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We are playing

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That's right

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A horror game

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So buckle up, put on your headphones

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and let's freaking do this

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Eggs for Bart, everybody

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Eggs for Bart

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WHEN DO WE WANT 'EM?

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N O W

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Let's begin this game, I am so excited

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You don't understand

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I've been waiting for this game to come out for at least a couple of

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(Headphone Warning)

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(Static) aaaAAAAAAA

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I'm so

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Oh my God

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This is gonna be e p i c

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I need to go in and gets eggs for Bart

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Bart, you are Bart

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You can't say that you n- Oh my God

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(Clicking noises)

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Okay, alright, okay

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alright

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Oh my God

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Oh shoot

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Ah shoot

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This is- This is a no-

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This is not how I imagined the Simpson's house

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I thought it was a nice, friendly house

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Okay I'm sure it's fine alright

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I got 6 eggs to collect

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(Headphone warning)

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OH MY G O S H

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Oh my gosh guys

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Did you see that

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That was so scary

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Alright

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I gotta mash

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Stupid eggs

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Did I find an egg?

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Come on where are the freaking eggs dude?

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Come on they gotta be here somewhere, they just gotta be, I know they're here somewhere

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Alright, we still got no eggs

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I repeat, no eggs

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This is not how I remember the Simpsons

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I remember it q u i t e differently

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Alright, here, surely there must be an egg here

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Oh my God guys there's no eggs

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You know what they say about horror games?

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Never go upstairs

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But eh- we're talking eggs for Bart here

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Homer: i gOt mY eGgS foR bArT!

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Oh we did it!

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Oh that's cool

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Alright let's just

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Homer: I got my eggs for Bart Pewdiepie: Alright we're on a roll upstairs

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there eggs for Bart gig you know what I
mean this is epic oh we got three eggs

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that's three eggs in totally oh my god
alright okay this is epic this is epic

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okay that surely
be eggs in here

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ok we got 5 eggs guys I'm IRA Pete we
have five freaking eggs dude this is

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epic holy dude so what do I do am I just
supposed to get eggs for boring okay I

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guess I didn't do a good job bring me
eggs I feel like there's a licensing

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issue here I'm starting to believe this
is not an official Simpsons game you

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know what I mean come on
I just need eggs oh my god I just want

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to find eggs for my son is that too much
to ask I don't think so

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I really don't think so I really enjoy
this mash for eggs all right now it's

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gone from scary to obnoxious what can
she not see me in the dark maybe you

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know when I was a young boy they used to
call me the finest Egg hunter in Sweden

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I would find eggs faster than anyone
else could ever find an egg in their

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life do you see this okay all right
we're going for it we're going for the

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world's record speed run in this game
okay here we go

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dammit why does she want to stop me from
getting eggs this is totally not epic I

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will get all the eggs if it's the last
thing I ever do all right Bart don't you

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worry my sweet child that suffers from
egg

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they give me the egg so where's an egg
on that drop everyone knows about it all

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right so get more eggs I wish I could
tap faster

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I just want to eggs for my son damn it
he's dying god damn it this must be one

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of those Simpson Halloween episodes
right okay this is epic

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all right we just got to go upstairs
yes yes yes yes yes yes oh my god are

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you kidding me there's no eggs oh my god
we're alive give it the eggs this is not

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a joke I searched the toilet yes one
more come on guys smash like if you

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think we can find all the eggs come on
please please come on bar just that was

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a hundred percent pure fear reaction
case just kidding

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I don't get scared in video game why is
I'm not a child

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I'm a grown-ass man and I don't scream
at video games that's what children does

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you know what I do that's right I fine X
you got a problem in that you take it up

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with the town sheriff right no one's
gonna stop me and my quest to find eggs

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for my son oh my god their doors to
scare me no they don't give me eggs come

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on Jess oh my god I'm a roll three in a
row three in a row

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three in a row come on come on come on
oh my god oh my god toilet toilet I got

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a great feeling my toilet look at hombre
see he's shaking

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dude we got to sneak out I'm going pray

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yeah yeah we got eggs for Bart what's up
everybody

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Ken this video get 1 million likes if we
can find more eggs let's keep going see

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where this happens oh my god
no no not like this

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no no Bart never wanted this the
kwik-e-mart

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they killed Appu brand - are you kidding
me are you kidding

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um only eggs can sustain

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chapter two I'm just gonna go to chapter
I don't wanna do this anymore okay I

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need you to go out and get eggs for barn
all right

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idly diddly-doo neighbor oh I will go
find part egg go room okay all right

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okay okay all right dude
the graphics are epic on this one they

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literally have literally doodlee doodlee
doodlee alright that car had an egg does

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this car have an egg oh he doesn't
that's stupid

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it's freaking marriage oh god she's fast
she's fast she's fast oh my god oh my

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god she's literally the new Slenderman
see how thin she is my dad taught me

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this old trick he said Oh God the
prophecy were told this Little Italy

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Hamlet Hamlet the eggs will set us free
oh my god she's making moves that no one

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even understands oh yeah it's good
sustain me yeah well you can't sustain

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through this wall babe what are you
gonna do oh my god she's glitching Ned

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Flanders he's the man that finds the
eggs Ned Flanders

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I bet Ned it's the kind of guy that will
just stick don't you just hate when

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you're keeping your egg inside you and
it just falls out only eggs get

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sustained me

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bring me I don't like it stop it stop it
now should I collect all the eggs I feel

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like I should this one is easier I can
do

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I'm done I'm done done

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I'm trying so hard to play a stupid
simply little hamlet game about finding

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eggs this is the peak of my existence
all right perfect

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so now she runs in there she does her
thing she goes out this is my moment to

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shine
search everything diddly one more one

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more egg Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada
Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada Dada

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where is she like this no like this she
knows I've gone too

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my heart is too weak for this game I
can't - I can't I can't do it