*suspenseful music*
*combined snickering*
*combined screeching*
Markiplier: Is that the mic we're using to record?
PewDiePie: Yeah, *laugh*
Markiplier: The fuck, man
PewDiePie: Shut up!
TomSka: This is a professional- (gets interrupted by Pewds)
PewDiePie: This is a PewDiePie video, it's quality.
TomSka: I'm sorry, are you the most subscribed you-YouTube channel. I can't remember.
JackSepticEye: You're at a YouTube conference.
Markiplier: You could have bought a Shotgun for like, 60 bucks.
TomSka: You keep throwing me these dead-serious death stares.
PewDiePie: CAN YOU BE NICE FOR ONE SECOND?!
Markiplier: *quietly* no...
*even quieter* fuck you...
PewDiePie: Hey, how's it going, my name is PewDiePie!
JackSepticEye: I'm Markiplier!
Markiplier: I'm Ja- TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES
Markiplier: Was that good?
Jacksepticeye: Noo, noo...
TomSka: And I'm also Markiplier.
...
*laughs*
JackSepticEye: OKAY! *combined laughter*
PewDiePie: We're not here on this bed...
just to fuck.
( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
JackSepticEye: That comes later. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Markiplier: That comes later. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
*Jack singing* PewDiePie: Bring it in.
PewDiePie: OK.
Markiplier: That's actually kinda the noise it makes.
JackSepticEye: Cool!
Markiplier: *sings the electroshock music*
Ow, fuck.
PewDiePie: We're gonna play this game, loser gets shocked AND has to eat a soggy biscuit.
*Mark and Jack sigh in anticipation*
Markiplier: Raise the stakes in this one.
Markiplier: Every time I've played this, I've lost.
JackSepticEye: Good! Markiplier: *drops shoe* Frick.
TomSka: These guys didn't even tell me what we wer-
PewDiepie: Don't worry about it just grab it.
PewDiePIe: Just grab it and close your eyes.
TomSka: Do I have to hold down the button or-
Mark: No- Yes >:)
Pewds: Yeah hold down the button >:)
*combined laughter*
TomSka: Okay, um (laughing)
Markiplier: My hand is tingling already.
PewDiePie: Oh god I don't like it.
Markiplier: From the MEMORIES of this thing.
*suspenseful music begins* TomSka: Oh fuck me
*suspenseful music*
Jack: I don't like it
*combined loud screaming*
PewDiePie: WHAT THE FUcK-
-why does everyone get burned?!?
JackSepticEye: I didn't! Mwuhahaha!
*combined laughter*
*Tom accidentally gets rekt*
Tomska: WHAT THE FUCK
Markiplier: It's like a sweeping strike.
TomSka: DID YOU CUT ME?
Markiplier: OH MY GOD! *combined laughter*
TomSka: What the fuck!?! *more laughter*
*suspenseful music begins* PewDiePie: AHH!
*suspenseful music*
Jacksepticeye: *a demonic sound*
Tomska, Markiplier & Pewdiepie: AAAH!
Markiplier & Jacksepticeye: Yaayy!
*Tomska & Jacksepticeye cheering*
Tomska: It wasn't me, that time, apparently.
Tomska: DON'T HIT ME AGAIN! ;-;
Tomska: NOOO!
*everyone except Tomska laughing*
Tomska: Dude that camera is so 'on the wonk', it's unbelie-
Pewdiepie: Don't worry about it!! *Jacksepticeye & Markiplier laughing*
Tomska: An HOUR into getting to New York,
and like,
and I got like a haircut, like,
I'm feeling my look,
and he just runs up and goes,
WASSHHHHAAA!
And this is a-
this is like a proper-
this is a-
I'm disfigured. (╥﹏╥)
I'm a mutant now, *rest are laughing*
Tomska: liek...
Tomska: Do NOT put makeup on my open wound you *giggling* mother fucker...
Jacksepticeye: Is that toothpaste?
Markiplier: It's gonna burn. (Like the world Mark >:D)
Tomska: *inhales (PAIN)*
Markiplier: Also we discovered that is a "fuck button."
Markiplier: That is a straight up...
Pewdiepie: Can we press the fuck button? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) *sexy music*
Markiplier: straight up a fuck button. *sexy music*
Tomska: Awwwwh yeeeahh. *still sexy music*
*Jack sings to the tune of Careless Whisper by George Michael*
*Tomska: *Whale orgasm sound*
Pewdiepie: alright
Markiplier: oh shit
*suspenseful music*
Tomska: I'm not- aaAAAAAAH
MOTHER FUCKING- YOU- *rest laughing*
Tomska: FyUCK *audible slap sound*
*everyone laughing*
Tomska: WHAT THE FUCK MAN
Pewdiepie: COME ON...
*suspenseful music*
*everyone screaming*
*suspenseful music again*
*everyone screaming again*
Jacksepticeye: I dont like it.
Pewdiepie: ... you love it.
Jacksepticeye: I-I don't like it.
Pewdiepie: Lets do elimination,
we're switching it up.
Markiplier: but I-I just won two in a row *laughing*
I know how you feel now *all laughing*
Pewdiepie: Okay, we go from...
HAND...
To neck
to balls
to butthole
Jacksepticye: To teeth >:)
Markiplier: Awww...
I don't wanna do the butthole... *laughing*
*suspenseful music*
*shock*
*all screaming*
Markiplier: YEAH HAHA!
*inaudible cursing and shouting*
Pewdiepie: ARE YOU KIDDING ME?
ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!
*Markiplier celebrating*
Markiplier: Ohhh, I'm done
*suspenseful music* Markiplier: I'll hold it
Tomska: Thanks man we really care about you
*Pewdiepie and Tomska screaming* Jacksepticeye: YAAAAHEHEHHHH!!!
Pewdiepie: OW!
Mark&Jack: YEAH!
Pewdiepie: NO!
Tomska: Why'd I try picking it up AGAIN?
Jacksepticye: YES!
Jacksepticeye: No more testicles for-
...
-me! *realisation*
YOU GOING DOWN TOM!
Pewdiepie: BITCH!
Tom!
Tomska: I JUST WANTED TO BE LOVED ;-;
Don't- I'm sorry I don't play video games!!
*Jacksepticeye: smooch smooch smooch smooch smooch*
Pewdiepie: GRAB IT *Jacksepticeye smooch*
*suspenseful music AGAIN*
Pewdiepie: Ya scared?
Tomska: Yeah, I am ACTUALLY scared.
Pewdiepie: Scaaaared? (Imitating TomSka)
*suspense*
Jacksepticeye: BAAH!
Tomska: AAAH!
*suspenseful suspensioness of suspenseful music ... wait*
Jacksepticeye from hell: AAAAA!
Tomska: AAAAH-! (not shocked)
Pewdiepie: *sarcastically* O0h!!! That felt so g00d!!!
*rest laughing*
Jacksepticeye: *sarcasm* I dropped it out of victory!
Pewdiepie: I woooon... I dropped it... ;-;
Tomska: YAAAAH!
Oh Jesus...
Jacksepticeye: Oh, that's a good shot. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh. ( ͡~ ͜ʖ ͡°)
*music playing* Tomska: you have to press that button Pewdiepie: I don't wanna press the button ;-;
Tomska: Press the fu...ing button
*MUSIC*
Pewdiepie: I don't-
Markiplier: Do it!
AH
Ooh...
oh...
oh.
*laughing*
Tomska: What's happening?
Pewdiepie: Wait, if I taze my-
Tomska: DO IT NOW!
Scared Pewds: No...
Markiplier: YEEES!
Pewdiepie: oH
*REST LAUGHING MANIACALLY*
JESUS CHRI-
*rest still laughing*
Pewdiepie: AAAH!
*laughter*
Tomska: God, that reaction was EVERYTHING I hoped it would be!
*Markiplier imitating Pewdiepie's pain*
*suspenseful music*
*Pewdiepie shoving the thing in Tomska's face*
Pewdiepie: FUCK!
*all laughing*
Pewdiepie: My balls fucking hurt, man. (╥﹏╥)
Markiplier: Yeah
Pewdiepie: That REALLY hurt.
Markiplier: it's an ache for a while,
it's really nice. (How would you know? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)) *laughter*
*intro to bagpipe music*
*death of Jack, MUSIC SPEEDS UP TEMPO*
*death of Tomska*
*woo*
*death of Markiplier*
*regret*
*leading up to the pain*
*death of Pewds*
*MERE DEATH*
Markiplier: Hit the fuck button~ ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
Tomska: *questioning life choices*
Markiplier: Awww... *pain*
Pewds: My balls dude ...