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是時候了

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是時候讓我玩難一點的遊戲,一個真他媽難的遊戲

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喔天啊

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為了讓我做的更好

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我可以保證 畢竟我是專業玩家

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我要把這個...

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放在我的蛋蛋上( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

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奸笑中

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就如我字面上所說
我應該放在奶頭上的,不過我改變主意了

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我要把它們放在我的蛋蛋上

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電擊蛋蛋大挑戰

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我意識到這有點奇怪

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在鏡頭前面做這種事

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喔 不...

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好 我會.. 我沒有說謊 
這些確實在我的蛋蛋上

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如果我現在這場遊戲中死亡...

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我在現實中死亡

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我是說,我的蛋蛋遭到電擊

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我真的有點怕

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喔fuck 我甚至忘記這他媽要怎麼玩了

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BOOM

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BOOM BOOM

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Oh my god
 我已經快死了

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OK
我不知為什麼還活著!!!

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蛋蛋?

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拜託 我們才剛開始

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Ok fine
 聽清楚了 這還能有多糟

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倒底

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這

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能有多糟呢?

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能有多糟 我是說...拜託

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這到底能有多糟

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!!!!

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OHH OH FUCK

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天啊

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夭壽喔

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我不要再這樣做

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我不會再對我的蛋蛋做這種事了

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我會電自己的鼻子

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地獄...

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Yeah!!!!

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Fuck

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所以我要讓他轉彎

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好讓他撞正確的點

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如果我做錯了

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OH SHIT我搞砸了

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發生什麼事了?

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SHIT

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What the f

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這就對了

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來吧 我看到屁眼了

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我做到了 
等級C

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一個真正的玩家看起來就像這樣

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Shit

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BOOM BOOM

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BOOM BOOM BOOM

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NOOOOO

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NOOO

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這是怎樣運作?
因為有時我什麼也感覺不到
有時....

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天

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該死的

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好吧
這原本就是為奶頭所做的.

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我只是想成為一個好玩家

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天啊

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OK
功能正常

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上吧!

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轉左 ! 轉右 Shit  fuckass.

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來

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來

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上啊!奶頭!

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我感覺自己超屌的

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Fuck

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Fuck

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FUUUUUUU

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我的鄰居在想什麼?

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Poodiepiew

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來分享這個痛楚吧

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不行?

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不行...

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啊啊!!夭壽

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PewDiePie 2016

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我想我們已經準備好對我的蛋蛋...

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再電一次了

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如果我夾在我的**上呢?

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會不會很奇怪?

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我想**有點太超過了

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OK那就電我的屁股

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但....我要電我的屁股

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好

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好...夾住了

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好了

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我們

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我們要開始了 baby

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我從來沒被電過屁屁

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我真的從來沒有

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想要電...

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我的菊花
好嗎?

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來吧

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Fuck Yeah!

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等等..它掉下來了

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Romanian!

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我需要你

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Romanian

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Romanian:你在做什麼?

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我需要你電我的屁股

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如果我死了，就電我的屁股喔,OK?

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OK?

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OK我準備好了

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下去，你要低點。
Romanian:別放屁

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我不會放屁 OK
但只有我死才電 OK?

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嘿 嘿 小心點!

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我不喜歡這樣
你明白..

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嘿

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這像

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停!

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給我 把它們給我

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Romanian:別

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Romanian:它們不...

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Romanian:它們沒電我

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你被電到?

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OK 就把它們放到我的屁股

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Romanian:OK

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Romanian:OK

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Romanian:來試試

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天 Fuck

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這算GAY, Romanian?

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Romanian:有點

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有點
OK我們開始吧

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不要電我除非我死了
OK!

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這是規則！

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這要...shit shit,
我沒死 我沒死
我只是少了一條命

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不要這樣
這讓我分心
我的天

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Hey Hey

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你他媽的有什麼問題
不要碰我的屁股

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天!

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把它給我!

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滾開

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滾開(笑)

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OK 這個怎樣?
我就直接坐上去

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我不需要你Romanian.

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Romanian:阜拜

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拜

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我想對我來說,要真正在這遊戲上進步

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我要去看看真正的大師

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他們怎麼做

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Hi baby girl

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HI

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一切都好，我保證

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謝謝

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我原諒你

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我一直在死
你知道嗎?

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一切都會好起來的。

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這沒有好起來

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我愛你

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謝謝

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我好愛你

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我也愛你

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我對你的愛比沙粒更多

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我也打算要說

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每個海灘
 Pewds: 全宇宙的海灘

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每個星球
 Pewds: 每個星球

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宇宙所有的星系
Pewds:所有的星系

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謝謝

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閉嘴

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這他媽的是什麼?

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她是我的表姐

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她是?

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是我們都是

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好你是對的

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1200萬觀看次數？

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真的?

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所以我所有的觀看次數就到這了

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現在我真的生氣了

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垃圾<蜜蜂總動員>電影的梗

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正在接管我的頻道。

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我要一步一步努力

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fuck you

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蜜蜂總動員

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我做這是為了我的男友

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我處於職業生涯的高峰。

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我是這遊戲的巔峰

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這是一些優質的內容。

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我肯定你也在想同樣的事情

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你今天是不會電到我的屁股

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不是今天

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或任何一天

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在屁股裡不會覺得太糟
仔細想想
因為你有很多...

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天

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我好生氣

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Hey YouTube
我所有的建議觀看量去哪了？？

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你是要去　這他媽的蜜蜂總動員

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這是為什麼

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這是為什麼我所有的觀看次數都這麼糟？

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這是為什麼

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我所有的建議觀看次數少於１％？

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當它們應該是５８％？

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這是為什麼我損失了一半的播放量

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YOUTUBE
對於垃圾蜜蜂總動員的建議

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我用６年所建立的

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你在嘗試把我的頻道刪掉，YOUTUBE?

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但我不會阻止你

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Oh my fuck!

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沒關係

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我在這有什麼意思

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我的影片是觀看次數這麼低

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他們移除了建議觀看影片

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本來有３０％

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建議觀看影片的播放次數是０.２％

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我曾經以為是我的內容太糟

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但很清楚這是 YouTube做的

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拜託請按讚

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讓這影片有觀看次數

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讓這影片有觀看次數

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讓這影片有觀看次數

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建議觀看影片

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如果你是在側欄看到這影片
請按進去

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youtube

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拜託

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我在設定它為最大電量

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Brofist（兄弟拳）

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