You may have heard of Elon Musk, he's sort of a
superhero or super villain. He's done all these amazing things for humanity, for the greater good of mankind.
He build-out Tesla. He's talking about nuking mars
so we can, so maybe one day we can leave this earth.
I've called you the real Tony Stark. Ok, you've got your finger in so many different advanced technologies as I said uhh... SpaceX.
uhh... Tesla. Now you've got solar city and the solar pack that people put on their houses.
Brilliant mind. Brilliant man; but it seems like
The rest of the world hasn't really caught up with poor Elon yet, and it makes for some really awkward and painful
situations for us to look at.
*laughs*
A- There's these interviews where anyone can ask Elon a question
And the questions, they're uhh... I sort of understand now
Why Elon wants to leave Earth, okay? I understand now why he just
*laughs*
Why he thinks we can't keep living here.
Provided we have filling stations along the way
It means full access to the entire greater solar system.
Right, so any questions that I can answer
Girl asking a question: On behalf of all the ladies can I go upstairs and give you a kiss, a good-luck kiss
Elon: *awkward laugh* Very nice to meet you
He made a presentation
About interplanetary travel at the International Astronautical Congress and this girl is
just like, Can I come up on the stage and give you a little kiss on behalf of all the ladies?
*girl talking*
*elon cringing and wants to kill himself*
*as well as pewds*
God damnit
But wait, it gets better
Some guy: Very nice to meet you, my name is Aldo and
Guy: Three weeks ago, I was at Burning Man in the Nevada desert
Elon: Great
Guy: And it felt like I was in Mars
Pewds: Oh
Guy: It was a dusty storm, and it was really cold at night, and there was no water
But there was one problem at Burning Man with a population of only 75,000, there was a lot of shit
Pewds: There was a lot of what?
*Guy continues* And there was no water to take it into the rivers, which is kind of what we do today,you know
in our current sanitation system, so I was like, “Is this what Mars going to be like?“
Pewds: Ohh, He wants to interrupt him so bad
Look at him. He's like “Just-can I stop you, cause this is the dumbest question I've ever heard?
Are you seriously asking me, Elon Musk, an Intellectual
about taking shits in the desert, is that wha.. *laughs*
Did you not hear my goddamn presentation about interplanetary travel? What the hell is wrong with you?“
*Guy again* So I was like, Hey Elon, are you working on a sustainable sensation
Are we gonna have toilet in Mars that doesn't use water?
Today on earth there's three billion people that don't have-
I I actually have to say we have to keep it-
No essays only questions.
Alright, so, are you working on a toilet for Mars?
Hey Ilan, great speech you had there, but let me ask you something
If I go to Mars will I be able to take a shit, huh?
That's right
Calling you out, Elon
If you're so smart, ILAN
Then what about the sanitary system, about taking a shit
You're the best. Everybody get up for Elon, please!
This guy inspires the shit out of us
Come on. I've got a gift for you, it's a comic book called the future of fusion. It's about the first man on Mars
It's like you. I can't get past El Chapo's militia though, so I don't know I should just throw this on the stage?
You just had to take this moment
When you can ask a question you get to ask
Elon Musk a question and all you do is promote your own shitty comic book god dammit god dammit
I'd be so done if I was ill in here. I would just be like just no more questions
I I got I got I got it literally anything better than this literally figuring out the sanitary system of Mars
It's better than this.
Sorry?
My question is can I give you this gift?
If you had it, yea.
The future of fusion
Thank you, all right. Thank you
He keeps having to say questions, not essays. I see this all the time at public Q&As
Where people just make it all about themselves you know they want to take this moment to talk about themself
Look here's what I am doing
I know I'm supposed to ask you a question, but let me tell you about something maybe a little bit more interesting, ME!
Questions, not essays.
Yeah, yeah quick question, so it's about you sending someone to Mars,
But kind of like that first monkey you got shot into space. They're never coming back. It's gonna be a one-way trip
Not necessarily
Well,maybe
So you mathematically determine
The world's most expendable human being to make the journey,
And that's Michael Cera (kill me please)
So...I wanted to see if this is like a project you might have any interest in supporting
Funny Or Die. Just drove 31 million views to a like, Hillary Clinton,Zach Galifianakis video a few months ago
Wow, 31 million views? That's a lot of views. I'm sure Elon Musk really cares about YouTube views
You really swayed his opinion there- yeah, that Michael Cera meme that's a-that's a good meme
Michael Cera I-we should send him to space s a meme that would be hilarious
Sorry, we are out of time and have to make way for a new session, so this is going to be our last question
Sorry, yeah, we have to make room for a new session, sorry guys
Thank you for coming
He said last question!
*laughs*
This is going to be our last question.
Sorry, yeah, we have to make room for a new session, sorry guys.
Thank you for coming. Thank you for listening
Pewds: He just cuts it short!
God bless you, Elon.
God. Dan Bull: What a waste of a fantastic opportunity to learn.
Yep, pretty much
And the social justice warrior question as well. Oh my god
You're going interplanetary, but you're not going international. When are you gonna hire people from other countries than the US
Yeah Elon?
WhEN ARE YOU GOING TO HIRE OTHER PEOPLE OTHER THAN FROM AMERICA
You are racist, Elon. You are racist
Yes, I think people are very confused about this
Unfortunately it. This is not up to us so the US government regulations
Well they they make
Getting a job in the u.s.. Hard as it is. Just getting a job's as hard as it is
But if you're working on rocket technology
That's considered an advanced weapons technology, so even a normal work visa isn't sufficient
It's too difficult, the government make it too difficult, and y'all want socialism. Huh is that what you want?
Another thing I really appreciate is
We will get into that later
They call this one Ellis Musk-Elon Musk is being trolled, but you can hear he's not trolling
Just just a quick follow-up. Um I've been asking to speak to you now for two years
To talk to you to tell you that I'm also a super genius like yourself
Okay...
Me too. I am also a super genius
I'm not
Sure, I'm one but all right. No. I'm sorry. I'm not I'm just saying to serious-
This to-to all benefit us, the shareholders, in the world, I am a capitalist like yourself
I am also a level two stage
I've been waiting for ten years now for someone to give me a second, look a full second look
And if they did do you see a very advanced mind in front of them, so I'm asking you today
Can you give me a second look?
What the hell does a second look mean?
What do you want him to do
Pity pity you into oh, I've been waiting two years for this opportunity
That I think I deserve
Okay, I mean what sure what the second looking what?
I would like to come on board as vice-chairman of Tesla
Well we don't really have a vice-chairman spot, but
Yeah, I mean I think that's a
You know...Uh.... I don't think I have to say-
Oh my god.
I know,I'm truly sorry
Yeah, uh, I'm gonna
No
I'm sorry I can also apply for a future senior position
but I would at least at least I would like to come on the board of directors I
I apologize, this is to the benefit of Telsa shareholders
I think we need to move on to another another question, my pardons.
Poor Elon, God why
The Verge which of course covers?
Mainly tech, I think that's what they're the biggest thing on you have this guy who's incredible, done amazing things for the
For the tech industry some would say even for the greater of mankind
But what does the verge post about? Elon Musk should stop making that stupid sex joke about
Tesla's
CAR NAMES
Why, Elon?
Basically he did the three cars right three different model models one was s
one was X so he named the third one three so he can spell out sex with a three
Stop spelling out sex *triggering intensifies*
Apparently the goal was to spell out sexy even it wasn't even supposed to be sex and really no one cares. No one cares
I just feel bad. I just feel so bad
It's not funny, but at the same time it's hilarious
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