WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:02.800 How's it going Bros? My name is Pewdiepie! :D 00:00:02.800 --> 00:00:04.720 Welcome back to Mirrors Edge! 00:00:05.000 --> 00:00:05.960 Oh my beeahhh! 00:00:06.660 --> 00:00:10.220 Ayyyeeeooay, how did that happen? How did that happen mate? 00:00:10.240 --> 00:00:14.960 How did that happen?! Aye, where am I??Where am I? Where am I, biiitttchhh?!!!! 00:00:14.960 --> 00:00:16.960 Aww that's right !! 00:00:16.960 --> 00:00:18.960 What's good I- I'm fucking Faith! 00:00:18.960 --> 00:00:23.900 Oh they're shooting at me, don't matter! Ain't no matter! 00:00:23.900 --> 00:00:25.900 Oh God what do I do? what do I do ?what do I do? what do I do? 00:00:25.900 --> 00:00:27.900 OW! Shit. We're gonna do slide attack! 00:00:28.400 --> 00:00:30.000 Nailed it! 00:00:30.000 --> 00:00:34.000 Oh there's glass, shit I didn't- I didn't see the fucking glass, man 00:00:34.000 --> 00:00:36.480 I'm not gonna climb that! That's crazy! 00:00:38.700 --> 00:00:41.900 Oh they went into each other, that means they die, right? 00:00:41.900 --> 00:00:43.900 Oh god how do I dodge? 00:00:43.900 --> 00:00:45.700 uhh... 00:00:45.700 --> 00:00:47.900 don't worry I got this *Intense gaming* 00:00:51.400 --> 00:00:54.400 Oh I got it, look at this attack, WOO! 00:00:54.400 --> 00:00:58.400 You got fucked, bitch! Go to the ff-ss- yeah! Go there! 00:00:58.400 --> 00:00:59.400 Bitch! 00:00:59.400 --> 00:01:01.400 That's it 00:01:01.400 --> 00:01:03.200 WOO! 00:01:03.200 --> 00:01:05.000 I don't have time 00:01:06.400 --> 00:01:09.400 Oh my god how many shots can I take? OHH 00:01:09.400 --> 00:01:10.400 OH! 00:01:11.400 --> 00:01:12.400 That was- 00:01:12.900 --> 00:01:14.400 RUN, FAITH RUUUUN! 00:01:15.400 --> 00:01:16.300 WOO-HOO! 00:01:17.820 --> 00:01:20.520 Oh god that can't be good... That can't be good. (It's great) 00:01:23.700 --> 00:01:25.300 Oh my god are we still being chased? 00:01:27.720 --> 00:01:29.320 OHHHH my god! 00:01:29.800 --> 00:01:30.300 Epic! 00:01:32.800 --> 00:01:34.300 What are you doing? Jump, Faith. 00:01:35.400 --> 00:01:36.300 There it is 00:01:39.800 --> 00:01:40.300 ow! 00:01:40.600 --> 00:01:42.300 What the fuck is happening? 00:01:51.300 --> 00:01:51.800 Slide! 00:01:53.300 --> 00:01:53.800 Jump! 00:01:55.300 --> 00:01:56.200 Nailing it! 00:01:57.200 --> 00:01:58.700 360! (Fail) 00:01:59.500 --> 00:02:02.000 Was that necessary? Absolutely! 00:02:02.000 --> 00:02:04.000 Absolutely, thank you. 00:02:04.800 --> 00:02:07.000 Am I still being chased? Who gives a shit? 00:02:11.200 --> 00:02:13.100 Oh fuck pipes! Look at that shit! 00:02:15.100 --> 00:02:16.800 I collected a document, guys. 00:02:19.700 --> 00:02:20.800 where're we supposed to go? 00:02:21.800 --> 00:02:23.500 Oh back to safe camp, alright 00:02:24.300 --> 00:02:25.500 I think I remember the route 00:02:29.960 --> 00:02:34.680 So a lot of people seem pissed at the game because the developers promised an open world 00:02:36.280 --> 00:02:41.020 I mean I guess that open world would mean that you could go down there and fuck w- around and shit 00:02:41.020 --> 00:02:44.080 It's still very much linear, but 00:02:44.900 --> 00:02:46.900 There's more freedom? I suppose, 00:02:47.680 --> 00:02:49.980 I like the... The concept that you can do it 00:02:50.340 --> 00:02:51.520 I like what they did with it 00:02:51.660 --> 00:02:52.900 Alright, mum I'm home! 00:02:55.100 --> 00:02:56.040 we'll take this route 00:02:58.100 --> 00:02:59.640 doors are so awkward in this game 00:03:08.940 --> 00:03:09.940 you don't even know what it is 00:03:28.020 --> 00:03:28.940 yes 00:03:36.320 --> 00:03:39.280 I kinda have to agree with him, like he gave her orders 00:03:55.400 --> 00:03:58.260 anger sleep; hrrrrm. Ha! 00:03:59.560 --> 00:04:00.180 oh man 00:04:03.600 --> 00:04:04.840 So pissed, mm! 00:04:06.820 --> 00:04:10.260 oh she's having nightmares about her parents dying. What is this, batman? 00:04:17.040 --> 00:04:19.400 she's so cute as a little tiny little girl! 00:04:35.820 --> 00:04:36.720 whaaaat! 00:04:39.660 --> 00:04:40.160 yeah cause you- 00:04:53.840 --> 00:04:56.420 oh there's a story behind the tattoo? Are you serious? 00:04:57.360 --> 00:04:57.860 What? 00:04:58.200 --> 00:05:00.380 I thought they were just- wait she doesn't have the tattoo? 00:05:02.040 --> 00:05:02.900 What? is this a- 00:05:03.100 --> 00:05:04.020 prequel? 00:05:04.240 --> 00:05:05.640 Did I get it all wrong? 00:05:05.920 --> 00:05:06.420 whaaat? 00:05:07.080 --> 00:05:08.420 wuuuut? 00:05:08.700 --> 00:05:09.380 wut? 00:05:09.660 --> 00:05:10.200 what? 00:05:10.540 --> 00:05:11.240 No... 00:05:11.580 --> 00:05:12.320 Am I that dumb? 00:05:12.780 --> 00:05:13.280 Am I that dumb? (yes) 00:05:15.040 --> 00:05:15.640 No... 00:05:17.220 --> 00:05:18.700 Is this a prequel? Is this a prequel?! 00:05:19.440 --> 00:05:22.240 IS THIS-IS THE- ayyye 00:05:39.460 --> 00:05:40.160 Heh! 00:05:41.680 --> 00:05:42.760 you like that COFFEE? 00:05:43.220 --> 00:05:43.940 Hey nice bracelets 00:05:44.660 --> 00:05:45.460 So I- 00:05:46.020 --> 00:05:48.440 So she just sleeps in the other room with a door open? 00:05:48.880 --> 00:05:50.880 uh, have you heard of a shower, Faith? 00:05:51.200 --> 00:05:52.340 how do you even do that? 00:05:54.060 --> 00:05:56.060 Ow! I just broke my face. 00:05:57.440 --> 00:05:59.820 You never know when you need to hit the button to slide 00:06:00.500 --> 00:06:04.340 I know you can roll in the game as well, but I don't know how you do it? 00:06:05.780 --> 00:06:06.480 woah 00:06:07.820 --> 00:06:08.400 How do I- 00:06:09.060 --> 00:06:10.020 how did I do that? 00:06:13.740 --> 00:06:15.220 What the fuck just happened? 00:06:15.740 --> 00:06:17.380 What the fuck was that? 00:06:17.620 --> 00:06:20.480 You can't just put a random crack in the fucking floor :( 00:06:20.740 --> 00:06:21.720 mmmm 00:06:24.240 --> 00:06:25.660 now who the fuck are you then? 00:06:26.240 --> 00:06:27.900 what, are you some kind of star wars... 00:06:28.420 --> 00:06:28.920 bitch 00:06:29.220 --> 00:06:30.480 lame ass like 'eeh!' 00:06:38.540 --> 00:06:39.200 ayyye 00:06:39.760 --> 00:06:40.260 Ay! 00:06:41.120 --> 00:06:42.120 ayee 00:06:46.540 --> 00:06:47.640 tahahahahaha 00:06:48.780 --> 00:06:50.780 ohhh my god, the people just keep walking 00:06:52.060 --> 00:06:53.840 they got a life to live, they can't be bothered 00:06:54.180 --> 00:06:55.740 I understand one hundered perCENT 00:06:56.400 --> 00:06:57.200 ayeee 00:06:57.500 --> 00:06:58.780 what happens in here? 00:06:59.660 --> 00:07:00.900 this is cozy, I like it 00:07:02.760 --> 00:07:04.980 oh, hey Norma! Fancy meeting you here, man 00:07:05.900 --> 00:07:07.900 Normad, sorry *strange snort laugh* 00:07:11.820 --> 00:07:12.600 that's my favourite. 00:07:39.060 --> 00:07:39.560 yuh 00:07:42.420 --> 00:07:47.220 so basically our boss was super pissed that we got involved with Kruger Tech 00:07:47.780 --> 00:07:51.840 and now we're getting involved ourself more with Kruger ke-tech 00:07:52.380 --> 00:07:54.260 because that's-that's just how it goes 00:07:55.740 --> 00:07:56.340 oh my god 00:07:57.560 --> 00:07:58.460 I didn't break my legs 00:07:59.360 --> 00:07:59.860 BITCH! 00:08:00.320 --> 00:08:01.160 you got FUCKED! XD 00:08:01.560 --> 00:08:02.100 OHH 00:08:02.220 --> 00:08:02.800 YEAHH! 00:08:02.800 --> 00:08:03.920 I can't use the guns! 00:08:04.240 --> 00:08:05.240 because... reasons 00:08:05.980 --> 00:08:07.680 yeeah bet you like that, motherfucker 00:08:07.940 --> 00:08:09.340 aye you wanna taste concrete? 00:08:09.680 --> 00:08:10.200 c'mere buddy 00:08:10.980 --> 00:08:12.560 Taste that wall buddy 00:08:12.800 --> 00:08:13.560 how does it taste? 00:08:13.920 --> 00:08:15.220 aww you're- you're there with your little friend 00:08:15.320 --> 00:08:15.920 that's so cute ^.^ 00:08:15.980 --> 00:08:17.720 look they're holding hands, guys 00:08:18.400 --> 00:08:19.580 that's adorable 00:08:20.500 --> 00:08:21.640 don't take me down, buddy 00:08:24.460 --> 00:08:25.280 you got FUCKED! 00:08:25.980 --> 00:08:26.480 BITCH! 00:08:28.600 --> 00:08:30.280 Now I'm gonna destroy your--- antenna 00:08:31.020 --> 00:08:33.020 Just like I will destroy... 00:08:34.540 --> 00:08:35.080 your face! 00:08:46.920 --> 00:08:49.360 whoever designed this thing is a fucking moron 00:08:53.020 --> 00:08:55.020 eugh shit, I got to escape --.-- 00:08:55.920 --> 00:08:56.980 let's go this way 00:08:58.220 --> 00:08:58.720 slide! :) 00:09:00.200 --> 00:09:01.740 Thank you splashdeblebler! 00:09:02.300 --> 00:09:05.180 Oh so we- it's like a GTA mission where you gotta get outta the... 00:09:06.740 --> 00:09:07.720 the danger zone 00:09:08.120 --> 00:09:09.860 highway to- 00:09:12.140 --> 00:09:13.360 well I'm trying, man! 00:09:13.860 --> 00:09:14.400 uhm 00:09:14.640 --> 00:09:15.340 hey lady 00:09:15.560 --> 00:09:16.360 LOOK AT MY SHOE! 00:09:16.580 --> 00:09:17.120 sHOE 00:09:17.120 --> 00:09:17.620 SHOE 00:09:18.060 --> 00:09:19.020 they're prada, bitch! 00:09:21.300 --> 00:09:22.540 OOOAHH epic jump! 00:09:23.740 --> 00:09:24.240 YES 00:09:24.560 --> 00:09:26.140 so much prefer the... fuckin... 00:09:26.220 --> 00:09:26.900 *pewds forgets what he's about to say* 00:09:27.120 --> 00:09:27.780 can I go here? 00:09:28.880 --> 00:09:29.380 yeah, fuck it 00:09:30.540 --> 00:09:31.100 WEW! 00:09:32.580 --> 00:09:33.580 Where do I go now though 00:09:35.400 --> 00:09:35.940 uhhm 00:09:38.080 --> 00:09:38.580 well then. 00:09:40.240 --> 00:09:40.860 hey look at me! 00:09:41.660 --> 00:09:42.160 heyy 00:09:42.480 --> 00:09:42.980 hEY 00:09:43.260 --> 00:09:43.760 hey! 00:09:44.480 --> 00:09:45.060 uhhhm 00:09:45.600 --> 00:09:46.100 yeah 00:09:46.100 --> 00:09:48.100 I probably should not... have done that 00:09:48.480 --> 00:09:48.980 haa 00:09:49.240 --> 00:09:49.740 hoo 00:09:50.000 --> 00:09:50.660 YEAH! 00:09:50.660 --> 00:09:52.660 We did it! How about that! 00:09:54.560 --> 00:09:55.060 wew! 00:09:57.140 --> 00:09:58.340 now how the fuck do I get back? 00:10:04.160 --> 00:10:06.940 aaand we are back in our good ol' crib 00:10:07.160 --> 00:10:08.760 Let's talk to Noah and he's no where but here 00:10:11.460 --> 00:10:13.560 hack screen.. not hacked 00:10:13.560 --> 00:10:15.560 the fuck does that mean? 00:10:16.220 --> 00:10:17.560 alright Noah what up! 00:10:17.920 --> 00:10:18.620 it's your boy! 00:10:20.720 --> 00:10:22.920 to the boy- to the pa- to the Pixxibelle 00:10:23.480 --> 00:10:24.440 stop adding me 00:10:24.760 --> 00:10:25.560 God damn it! 00:10:48.020 --> 00:10:51.540 Yeah that seems like a good idea! I don't see.. why not 00:10:51.840 --> 00:10:53.200 Oh! My face's just.. 00:10:53.480 --> 00:10:56.280 Where's the exit? I always missed the exit uhh 00:10:57.540 --> 00:10:58.040 Oops! 00:11:01.740 --> 00:11:02.540 Where is it? 00:11:02.540 --> 00:11:04.020 Where is that fucking exit? 00:11:04.880 --> 00:11:07.360 There's that fucking exit yeahh.. no 00:11:08.520 --> 00:11:09.640 Where's that fu- 00:11:09.960 --> 00:11:12.040 Ayy they got showers! I knew it! 00:11:12.220 --> 00:11:13.240 I knew they were inside 00:11:13.740 --> 00:11:15.740 For a runners, they're pretty unhygienic 00:11:18.300 --> 00:11:20.120 Hey buddy! how you doing! what up? what up? 00:11:20.820 --> 00:11:21.700 It's your boy 00:11:30.260 --> 00:11:31.700 what? what is he doing to me? 00:11:33.200 --> 00:11:35.200 What?! 00:11:37.700 --> 00:11:40.900 What? I had this other thing all along I could use?! 00:11:40.900 --> 00:11:43.300 of course I'm failing at the fucking time trials... 00:11:43.800 --> 00:11:45.980 magrope. how could I have been so blind? 00:11:46.740 --> 00:11:48.100 WHEEE 00:11:48.760 --> 00:11:51.080 ayy that's pretty cool 00:11:53.680 --> 00:11:54.600 what the fuck? 00:11:55.480 --> 00:11:57.960 so you get super speed from it too. 00:12:02.000 --> 00:12:06.220 Yea I guess we go up here then. this is so pretty oh my god I love this. 00:12:06.740 --> 00:12:08.380 I love it I love it I love eeht 00:12:10.200 --> 00:12:12.800 lets go up this ladder and see what happens up up-a-da ladder 00:12:14.640 --> 00:12:16.040 i'll steal a security chip. that's... 00:12:16.600 --> 00:12:17.700 that's what you do right? 00:12:18.340 --> 00:12:19.720 good old security chip. 00:12:19.900 --> 00:12:21.220 never stood a chance. 00:12:21.720 --> 00:12:22.560 now we go back. 00:12:23.120 --> 00:12:23.620 OOOOHHH 00:12:23.940 --> 00:12:24.800 *pewds gives up* 00:12:25.220 --> 00:12:27.900 well I had a shortcut there but I guess not. 00:12:28.720 --> 00:12:29.520 oh shit I... 00:12:29.700 --> 00:12:31.640 turned off my xbox again by accident 00:12:32.220 --> 00:12:36.940 i keep accidentally turning off my xbox with my toe because its literally underneath my feet. :( 00:12:37.580 --> 00:12:39.080 good job me. i know. 00:12:39.080 --> 00:12:39.960 thank you very much. 00:12:40.380 --> 00:12:42.540 alright lets not jump down the ladder this time. 00:12:42.840 --> 00:12:44.060 how about that guys? 00:12:50.520 --> 00:12:51.360 WOW :D 00:12:52.560 --> 00:12:53.760 that was cool man. 00:12:54.500 --> 00:12:55.380 look at that! 00:12:56.160 --> 00:12:58.580 WOOAAAAHHHH got a grid leak everyone. 00:12:59.680 --> 00:13:01.280 whatever that means... 00:13:02.100 --> 00:13:04.240 yeah. AUHHHHHH 00:13:04.900 --> 00:13:05.960 hi its me. 00:13:07.020 --> 00:13:08.380 woah what the fuck?! 00:13:08.760 --> 00:13:10.520 oh man that freaked me out. 00:13:15.160 --> 00:13:16.520 what just happened? 00:13:18.200 --> 00:13:19.560 what just happened? 00:13:21.380 --> 00:13:23.900 look at those birds man. they look so real. 00:13:24.740 --> 00:13:28.340 how does that soldier not see me at just pop one in my neck? you know what i mean?