hey, yo waddup it's ya boy!
pew to the pie!
-why do i do that?
it's that racist?
hey how's it going bros, my name is pewdiepie.
today we're gonna play some more mirrors edge.
aren't you excited?
"are you going to finish this episode? i mean you got this fucking far."
this is a really good game. i really enjoy it.
it's really good fun. i'm a huge fan of the first game if- incase i haven't said that a million times already.
probably should've started this video when the loading screen was done.
but hey, you make mistakes in life,
and you just have to keep talking throughout them.
'cause that way- yes! see, it worked!
plastic five, my favorite division.
oh yeah, i got a five stars on this map
yeah, why is this my problem?
faith, more like, ff-sass.
that's a good one.
is this a pool?
look at this, this is awesome.
uh.
i- i don't care. where am i suppose to go?
find icarus.
alright, let's set a waypoint.
and we'll just fucking walk.
-this direction.
alright so touch up on the story, we basically stole this disk that we weren't suppose to steal-
i'm getting shot guys!
!FUCK OFF!
and then what happened was that I got this hooker thing
and now we had a debt to this asian guy and he's like
"go and fuck up this building" it was pretty fucking epic
and now we should give it to him and then we're done
is this it? fly trap?
let's go!
i popped one right in you bros
sorry
what is happening?
really enjoy the last level it was so fucking cool
I REALLY actually wanna just fucking play it again
blowing up this entire building and now we're on a crane!
look at that!
nailed it. I really going for it! WOO!
you didn't even know that was gonna happen Faith, don't even fucking joke
there could've been like nails and shit underneath
how do you- you crazy son of a Faith
hey buddy how you doin?
I hate him!
don't ask?
which guys?
oh!
which cable? OH.
okay, so this guy's an asshole. *spits for 10000th time*
that's right, I spit on you. And now, we're following the cables
woah I did a back roll?
you- you can do that? AHHHH, ahhh AHHHH what happened?
alright, don't touch the fucking cables now. Yeahhh.
we're good in it! OH, slide down just like you slide on that - ;)
oh my god one hand? Faith, you straight up cray cray.
Fuck you door.
Going through here of course you knew this, cuz the cables were here right?
lies. you're a liar faith.
i'm surprised we haven't been chased by the... there hasn't been much, like, military interaction so far
which is kind nice! A lot of people seem really pissed about the fact that you can't
use a gun? in the game? and I was originally as well, like "what the fuck? I enjoyed that?"
but once you think about it, really, it was kinda lame how you could just shoot everyone
uh, like that was the best way to deal with it in the first game
just kind of fucking go berserk on everyone when really, Faith is a character that is supposed
to be about... hey birds.. supposed to be about fucking parkour and shit
look sh-sh- that's what she does! Just randomly jumping on shit.
I can't stop her, it ain't even me doin' it. Hey rats, how you doin'?
Alright, here's the fucking cables. We're gonna see the rat get electrocuted I remember this
nevermind I'm just fucking shit.
done!
look at this guys. Love that jump. *orgasmic moan* it's so sexy.
keep going Faith ~
I really hope this story picks up cause honestly I don't fucking understand shit
look at my face!
HEYYYY like it looks so good when you look down here
the reflection man, I don't know
oh there we go, remember what I said about military interaction? It's about to happen~
i'm getting dizzy
good talk -.-
are you telling an elevator to go faster?
*weird voice* eh, I'm fast, I'm in a hurry
sorry, sorry, did I ruin the dramatic- where are you?
oh nooooooo
you shouldn't have fucked with Kruger Sec!
ohhh shit!
shit got real y'all!
oh my god!
the fuck was that sound?
what? They got all the drones and shit! Please just go to the- ow.
there it is. We gotta head back? Is that it? To safety?
I don't even know what we're doing? Uh shit everyone's gonna be gone.
So it IS a prequel! They all died! I knew it! I'm like who the fuck are all these guys?
ohhh you dead, aren't you? *fart noise* Oh no, Noah! Noah! NO-ah!
they got him.
okay, so, Kruger Sec is a bad company who we are not supposed to fuck with, but we kinda fucked with them.
and now, they took our leader.
with a cyber space helicopter
oh! we gotta defeat them now. Look at them! Are they seriously on guard right now?
oh cmon! *laughs* Oh man, it's so fun to fucking punch them and shit
alright watch this then.. BOOM.. bitch!
oh god. whooo close call.
nice. we'll do this. OH SHIT DAWG! THAT WAS SICK! AH CMON there's more?
OH OH OH WHOO! That's how it's done Faith!
Fuck yeah! Now that's what I'm talking about. Alright we gotta stop that elevator...
did i just call a helicopter an elevator? Yes I did. Thank you VERY much for supporting me. Oh cmon, there's a new one? Class: Hunter.
alright. can't be that bad.
can't be that bad
oh don't mind me, just hanging around. Oh shit he's got so much health.
Surprise motherfucker! I missed. Yeah keep jumping up the stairs you dumb fuck
oh, did I break your helmet? Oh. Imma break your balls too! Shit man.
Fuck you. Holy shit Faith, you're a badass. That's what I'm talking about!
did I just kill like 40 people? Yes I did.
Take a shit in his mouth (what?) Sorry was that weird? OH.
Oh no, not the drones! What the fuck? Oh, we gotta escape now!
okay, um, gotta go fast I suppose. Go fast! Go fast! Oh that's fast, that's so fast. You're right.
should've thought of that. Um. Does it make sense that the government uses this different bullets to kill you or whatever?
it just seems like this kinda society. I'm just saying, and we can explain why we keep getting shot and still feel fine
like Faith, you've been shot like a hundred million times! Doesn't that bother you in video games when the
main character keeps getting shot and you're like "well, i mean he'd be dead by now"
kinda like when you're playing Uncharted, and you go.. Hey guys, sorry I was just talking to my bros.
Um, when you play Uncharted and Nate keeps getting shot and you're like "well, Nate be dead by now."
just me? okay well cool then. I'm sorry I'll never open my mouth again except - hey buddy how you doin'
everyone is dead. It's kinda awkward.
Ow. Broke ma legs.
Alright. So what happens? First of all, scuse me very much, but I do believe I got myself an upgrade
randomly. And how do we go to the upgrade? There it is. Now I think I should be upgrading combat and shit but
i don't really think that's the point right? Gear? No. Movement we can definitely do it.
so, double wall run. I'm sure that's really good. Focus shield fuck that shit
extended slide? I like sliding, but I think we should go climb the pipes and ladders faster
cos that shit's annoying y'all. And then we should go with the double wall run.
So wall run yeah, that's a good, really good move.
and then why not get this. all right, you know what, papa's got the whole bag
ah, nevermind
how about any of this? Stamina? Fuck it you know what? Fuck combat. It's like this game aint no about the combat
it's about love (-.-) Alright, it's about love and friendship and running (sureeeee)
you know what I mean? You KNOW what I mean, exactly what I mean. You know all about that love and frendship
and running. You never run a day in your life, have you? That's okay, I'm not judging. 100% judging you right now by the way.
alright, let's fuck these guys up. You know what? FUCK Y'ALL. Yeah that's right, I said it.
you all can suck my faith- dick. I can do that move twice.
Yeah. Fuck y'all. *spits for 10001st time* You fuck with Faith bitch! I'm Faith! Y'all know my name?
*headphones fall* Oh shit. More of them.
Faith!
OH SHIT his face went through the wall!
Oh, c'mon mannn. Oh C'MON MAN.
Where am I going? Is this it? Oh my god I finally made it, god damn there's- J- 1JOEBamsss- NO.
NO.
You can suck it.
That's Mr Kruger. Seem to like himself.
wait. Noah got killed? No. NO. *cries*
What's happening with the cranes? Are we jumping cranes?
Oh me and my pota- damn I bet you 1 million dollars Noah is not dead.
Alright if Noah died we would have seen it, it would have been all dramatic and shit
listen if you don't see him die, they ain't died, alright? Live and learn from wise advice from Poodiepie's ..
Yep, you heard it. That's what sh-- I said. Oh god it's the slide, I was not ready for sliding
Oh this feels nice on my butt. Aw nevermind. OW that really fucking hurts man
are we, oh my god, we going down here! That's cool! OW my ass!
Don't roll over, jesus. We're opening the.. this is so much like the first game, I remember this part.
You remember? You never played it? Well it don't matter.
Honestly, like if you think this game looks cool, you should probably- and haven't played the first one
you should literally just buy the first one *laughs*
it's- you can probably get it for like 2 bucks, honestly. Instead of paying $60 for this.
I mean, it's a great game, if you really- alright, whatever. Listen it's your money, spend it the way you want
i literally don't care. Ow I almost died, that's what I care about more.
alright, pressing another *pftt* Brofist. Yeah, what happened? What
did I do? What'd I do? I guess we go down here?
Slam that door! What?? Is this a mount? What is this?
I like the music it's so funky. Hey buddy.
Taste my shoe! Bitch! Oh we gotta meet Rebecca, she lives in a sewer. The rat that lives in the sewer.
hello mr mastermind, great name dude, fuckin awesome. Cool avatar and shit.
didn't we - oh my god she's like a fucking kangeroo and shit. Oh she's pissed.
She's like don't touch me muthafucker.
she has...
the scariest face I've ever seen.
Yeah back off!
Oh. *snap*
Good ol' Tristan. Always trust him to show me my quarters. That came out wrong.
Jesus, I need to update my facebook status. Calm down I got shit to do yo.
Ohh flashbacks! She's so cute!
Faith got that Batman backstory. Oh yeah cos there were sisters!
And her sister became a cop.
So they got separated I guess? What is all this?
So i guess the cops got her, and Faith became a runner.
That is an awkwardly close shot
Jesus christ i wake up fast. Oh my god thank you xbox for the enemy of my enemy I appreciate-
ey we got another upgrade point what are we gonna spend that shit on?
the sewers suck! I used to live in this nice flat- what the fuck is this man
it's disgusting. It smells like rat in here. Can I make this jump?
course I can, what'd you think I am? You think you guys got a lil bit of a leakage problem.
and i'm not talking about yo ass. (what?) Bitch. Sorry let's do this quest.
they used this screens just for wallpaper?
is that someone's underwear?
is that a razer keyboard?
That's awesome. I have the same one!
um I like breathing, it's like one of those things I do?
WOAH. Holy shit sorry but that was fucking awesome. Oh my god, dude that was- okay alright
i guess back- we're back? And I just landed right in your titty
hey how about you fall off the ledge? That's right! Bitchhh.
Oh it's time to say hello and good bye at the same time, bur-itch.
where am I going now? Um, push the second thing
oh shit
thanks appreciate it. It happened again, what the fuck.
oh my god, alright, let's get the last one
*girly voice* I'm destroying the final sentry drone now
Best story of all time. It's like a really - honestly like it's a cool idea, like
of these runners passing information and moving beyond the government's control
it's just like the characters- like I don't care about Noah? Who the fuck is Noah?
I don't know-ah who is Noah yo I don't even say No, oh, Noah went to the other owa (?) if you know what I mean *laughs*
kill me please
yeah, how about you think twice before you sass me next time bitch?
slideee~
It's gonna hurt.
Didn't even feel it- where do I go?
Alright, we can cut to me being the expert
Alright, I'm back gurl.
God damn her face is scary
*laughs* yeah that outta- outta
Pryrus Lighting dude awesome dude, thanks for covering up the subtitles (like I'm doing now)
What conditioner do you use Faith? Your hair is awesome, so sparkly.
(damn girl) OH!
The sass man, like it goes left it goes right, it goes up it goes down, I don't even know what to say anymore
okay, I suppose I'll play some counter strike on this screen this should be awesome.
maybe Half Life 3 has finally come out in this universe
pfft that is just the- ridiculous.
I got a mag upgrade... by looking at my arm, isn't that cool?
Pull that down! yeah that was cool right? I could've - could've lived without it but that was cool right?
I thought I could do like the double wall jump thing but I suppose nah
alright alright alright we're going! I know nobody's knowing
pull down! yeah fuck the wall! (lol trump anyway)
we're gonna tear down the walls! I forgot to jump, fuck.
damn they got a lock on me too.
that's what I do! that's my life! I'm Faith bitch yeah
Im a strong, independent Asian minority woman (me too) that's right, that doesn't bother me
I kill people. I fucking kill people. I run in circles too it's pretty cool, isn't it?
hey xOB fucking hell cool name dude. Oh we gotta do the pull down. YEAH fuck - ow that hit my face
my beautiful face.
Alright where are these- oh my god- I'm so super pissed right now. Kruger no!
You're welcome.
But I love here. Hi. Oh here
hey icarus
She is scary. You have cool glasses though, I have the same ones.
Noah for-er *looks pointedly at camera*
The puns they are outta control!
That's MAM thank you very much.
Um my shoe, that's what gonna hit them
I'll text them. Slam that door yeah that's right, hey look at this pile it could be a giant underneath here
OH!
got it sir. *pfft* Oh look at Faith, I miss the city it's been a while
Ah, need to work on my tan.
That is a giant ass fart.
Sheezus.
Well then, guess we'll go this way?
Oh yeah the pull down, I love the- yep- the pull! Fuck the walls, yeah, and I died alright
Well this has been a great episode haven't it? You enjoyed yourself didn't you? Not too much I hope ;)
Leave a like if you enjoyed this and let me know if you want more and I'll see you bros in the next episode
As always, stay awesome bros!
Jesus! This is so crazy- oh my god where'd he come from, jesus! OH! I see the hole!
I can see the hole guys. Oh my god, Queen, Slay. What? What the fuck-