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Are you tired of hearing about Logan Paul? (yep)

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That's great. Me too!
(see what you did, logan? you made the man scream)

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But before we move on to the next drama that will inevitably happen and forget about everything that went down

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There is a few more things that

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We need to consider

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BUT Pewds YoU SaiD BaD WORd, so YOU aRE NOT alLOwed tO CRiTICize hIM

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Shit. I forgot, damn it.

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Damn it.

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God damn it- keep forgetting. I said the badword. Oh well

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*slight chuckle*

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You gotta give the Paul brothers some props, you know. They... They got a good ball game going on, you know.

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One person does something and all of a sudden you-you've completely forgotten what-how bad the other one was

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And then just back and forth.

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Uhhh..As you can tell Logan Paul is in deep pain after this incident. He's..-

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He's suffering immensely.

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Clearly his audience put-..uh..-put their feet down and said: "No, Logan. You..-

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You stepped over the line." 
A lot of people are pointing out,

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with the suicide forest video that "It was just a mistake, okay?

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Everyone makes mistake-you make mistake too, Felix." That is true.

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I have. I'm guilty. Ahh, but people also started watching Logan's older videos and noticed a continuous pattern.

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[Logan]: "So as you guys know I am a little sick, my voice is kinda gone"

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"but God blessed tomato!"

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[Sound of douche throwing tomato at a wall]

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[F]: Did he just throw a tomato...

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on a wall?

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That's hilarious

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[Logan]: "...Deliver you guys the most entertaining"

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"Exhilarating incredible content EVER!"

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[F]: Please throw another tomato on the wall, cause that was hilarious.

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*extreme coughing sounds*

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[Logan] "I think in honor of being sick, we're now gonna be selling [Logan and friend laugh] official Logan Paul masks at {website}"

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get your own sick mask, and prevent the Bubonic Plague from spreading in your town."

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[Waiter]: "This one is uh, just for display."
*pointing at centerpiece*

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[Logan]: "Oh so I can't eat them? Ok, that's my bad."

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[F]: "...god."

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How old is he?

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So while in Japan, Logan Paul clearly knew about the Japanese culture. They really value respect above anything.

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[Logan]: "I just got to be careful to not like disrespect their culture

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cause Logang, Japan is all about the respect." [Logan's Friend]: 'Actually it's true.'

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[Logan]: I know it's true, so...

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I gotta take my {chotch?} levels and bring them down"

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*LP screams like an idiot*

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[F]: "I didn't edit that, to make them look bad. HE he edited that."

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*laughing*

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I didn't even have to do anything.

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Oh man

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[Logan]: "This is where you throw coins into the well. You make a wish and they come true"

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[Logan's Friend]: "What are you gonna wish for?"

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"I wish for.....

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...health...  uhh...

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... happiness...

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and hella bitches"

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[F]: "You know when you're in a church, or mosque, or Buddhist temple

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there's generally the approach that you..

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Keep it down a notch. You're a bit more quiet, like I'm not religious or anything like that, but even then I-I'd still--

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You know you need to show a certain amount of respect and you're at a Buddhist temple

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Just throwing in money in the thing like whatever

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It's so dumb.

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[Logan]: "What'd he do?"

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Some of the authorities weren't happy about them acting this way and

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Their guide is the one that apologizes. He's the one that has to step up and be like, "I'm sorry for this person"

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*police and guide talk*

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[Logan]: "{Shusei?} saving the day with his flashlight.

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[Logan]: "What did you do?"

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[Friend]: "I was just cleaning myself with water!"

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and then he's like 'out, out'"

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[Guide]: I'm sorry. Filming's. Filming's"

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[Logan]: "Oh, it's the film- oh, it's the vlog"

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[Logan]: "Alright guys, we're gonna see you back in a--"

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[F]: "because you're at a Buddhist temple. It might be a tourist attraction

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and a lot of people there as someone who really loves Japan and loved visiting there

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I'm always really on guard whenever I'm there

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I don't want to be that person, that Logan Paul, and his friends are I don't want to be

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It's not attractive

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It's not someone you want to be

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[Logan, unironically]: "you know how it is in Japan there all about the respect."

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"So we're gonna be respectful for a little bit. I know it's new but we got to do it sometimes"

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[F]: "Literally the next cut

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*extreme coughing sounds*

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"He's not sick"

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[F]: "I get that he's sick, and then that's a problem, but then wear the fucking mask dude.

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In Japan, it's a big deal to be spreading germs, like, they have the masks not-not to protect themselves from other people being sick

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They have them if you're sick, to not admit it to other people. It's another respectful thing, that if you are sick

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You don't spread that disease around

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It's considered really rude to be sneezing and coughing out in public as well, and it's simple things that you could have looked up

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You've been to Japan twice you should know this and if you think I'm just nitpicking at this point. Don't worry. It gets worse.

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*Logan bragging about his sub count*
*lol only 15 million*

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[F]: "Oh my god Logan, can you be more unfunny and annoying?

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God damn it this is just

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Uhahahah

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UhAhAhAh

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Uggggghhhh

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[Logan]: "he has no idea.

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Hello.

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[Driver]: "Oh"

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Hi.

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How you feel?"

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[F]: "Logan's- slogan his whole identity with his brand is, "be a Maverick." That's his merch

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That's what he sells, that- that's what he acts like, but you're just being annoying- you're just being fucking annoying.

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This is sort of attitude that he's emitting towards his fans like, "be like me be an asshole be an idiot"

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This is okay. You know you've gotta be edgy.

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You gotta do stuff that no one else does.

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But it's like- I get that- I get that not everyone should be the same but goddamnit

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I hope no one else is like you.

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[Logan]: "If you want to see the fish at the fish market in Japan don't party with 'thots' the night before"

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"I'm also not giving up hope."

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"See now that's what I'm talking about!"
*logan yells at fish*

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[F]: "So Logan Paul goes to the fish market

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Which is very famous and...

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it's already sorta shutting down because they don't want tourists in there because they're being too... it's being too much of them...

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it's becoming too much of a tourist attraction. It's really just people working there.

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It's a fish market after all, and then you have Logan Paul of course

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furthering that even more by just buying fish

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To walk around in public with

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Like you have people literally scoffing at him, but can you imagine how many of those there that is edited out?

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And of course what a maverick

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What a legend

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I can't believe he just did that

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that is

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'le epic'

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Wow. I wish I was that brave to do that cuz men that's pretty edgy

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[Logan]: "I just want to say one thing though Japanese people are so nice" Logan!

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Let me just explain this because I don't think you get it

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They're- they're polite, but that doesn't mean they like you okay, they may not tell you "Hey fuck off. You're an asshole"

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But they definitely think it

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And if you think I'm nitpicking, don't worry it gets worse.

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[Logan]: "This was my life"

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"the Game Boy Color"

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[F]: "so Logan goes

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to the market to buy a Game Boy

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*logan yells*

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"Why?"

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indeed why. why? what was the joke?

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[Logan]: "Excuse me Sir,

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"The game seems to be malfunctioning"

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"Mucho broken-o"
*felix repeats*

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'mucho broken-o'

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mucho broken-o!!

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Can we- Neil deGrasse Tyson cringe meme? Oh God.

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[Logan]: "Here we go" ..

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"Heck yeah, bro"

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[F]: "Logan Paul clearly cares a lot about his fans when they ask for a signature
 as a good good old meme. He signatures as

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as a good old meme, he signs as "chu"

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[Logan]: "Don't mind me. Cause I'm American

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Pant's comin' down"

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"Toyota, I choose you!"

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You gotta respect the culture. You can tell how much he enjoyed this meme.

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Just look at his face

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Hilarious you got me. I am the Pikachu. That's what he's saying right there with this with this expression

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These are just the scoffs that we see okay

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Just I'm just like imagining the ones that get cuts out imagine that the ones that are like 'oh, that

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Maybe that was a bit far'

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ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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This is literally just his last three videos before what happened what happened

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Watching them it all kind of makes sense, why he reacted with such little empathy

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as he did. He doesn't really look at these people as

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People he's treating them like something else.

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I get it people are tired of Logan Paul by now

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I'm- I've clearly made mistakes, too. I'm not allowed to criticize it. I agree 100% with that sentiment

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I've always said like I've argued with friends about Logan Paul and people always bring up like "oh, no, Logan Paul

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He he's like that older, more mature brother. Logan Is not that bad compared to Jake"

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From one sociopath to another okay. I'm a youtuber. I know how they think. I don't watch Logan's videos

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I've seen briefly of it, and it's enough for me to know his character and who he is.

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He's the kind of guy that plugs his merch when his friend's dog died

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[Logan]: "I'm with you, the whole Logangs with you. We got your back. Yeah, it's gonna feel weird

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It's gonna feel weird for the next few days. Unfortunately, it is just a fact of life and another fact of life is

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literally right now you can get your merch on loganpaul.com/shop, link in the description"

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(hahahahah so funny)

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[F]: "he's the kind of guy that, fakes his own murder... in front of in front of little kids as le "epic meme"

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(and nothing of value was lost)

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*children screaming*

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[F]: "He is the kind of dude that invites his fan to be in a song with him to boost his ego

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and of course plug the merch

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He's the kind of guy that makes out with his brother's ex-girlfriend

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GoOd mEmE

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The kind of guy that tells people to meet him outside of VidCon when clearly told not to do that

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That's a danger for everyone someone could seriously get hurt don't do that

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*does it anyway*

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There's no joke I don't like Logan Paul. I don't like his type of person

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He's the kind of person where I feel like- if I even tried to have a normal conversation with it just wouldn't work.

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He would always just be like:

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*makes noises in Swedish*
"IM A MAVERICK, EHHH"

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It seemed like I got in a lot more shit for a lot less

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And like I said, I don't think he should have any sort of repercussion or whatever from YouTube

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But at the same time #bringbackscarePewDiePie

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Season 2. That's right! If nothing is gonna happen

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At least bring back scare PewDiePie season 2 we shot the whole damn thing, alright. It's there. It's waiting

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ʰᵃʰ

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hah

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HAH

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Remember when plugging your merch used to be something kind of frowned upon like

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Okay, alright, you can tell you can do it when you launch it

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Maybe you can tell like, but don't shove it into people's faces. Okay?

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I Don't know. Squad Fam out

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"but god blessed tomato!"

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HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAAHHAHAHAHH