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Who is the real PewdiePie? [Let's talk about that.]

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A question scientists have been asked for centuries [if you look closely you can see he is transmitting a message with the smoke that says "help me"]

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Isn't that right, fake PewDiePie? [fake Poods is the best Poods]

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Fake Pewds: Yes, real PewDiePie. That is right.

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That is right

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So many imposters! [Are you one?]

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What if one of them steals my girlfriend , Marzia?

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That would break my heart.

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Let's review.... the samples.

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WHOAHH!

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Hey!

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That is unlicensed Pewdiepie merch! How many times do I gotta say this?

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Tha' fuck is this?

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"Ain't no party like a Pewdiepie party"

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Snapback

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WHERE DID YOU BUY THIS?!

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ANSWER ME DAMN IT! (misses Fake Pewdiepie's face)

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How did I miss? How did I miss from this distance? [Maybe it's cos you suck at throwing?]

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Fake Pewds: I got it on ebay for 3 dollars.

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Fake Pewds: It was a great deal.

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God damn unlicensed Pewdiepie merch (I ship Septiplier)

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When will you stop buying into it?

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You call this the Pewdiepie logo? [LOL I'm done, I am so done XD]

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Jesus Christ....

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There's even intricate guidelines on how to impersonate Pewdiepie.

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You need some lightning

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and some tight pants.

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This one trying to steal underage women.

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Wh-why do you- what the fuck...

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So much wrong with this.

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Keemstar nope!

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Shush! Shoosh!

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That is not me, I promise!

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Why do so many girls want to dress up as me?

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Ayy that's Em!

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That's kinda cute, that's kinda cute.

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Those fuckin shoes man, Jesus...

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Why is it so common,

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to try and steal my identity?

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Who are-Ohhhhhhhhhhhh!

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Why?

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Why do these people

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keep trying?

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da fuck is this?

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Oh, it's that imposter guy.

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It's that guy with a-

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he's got a big chin though.

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Big ups for that man.

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That is a nice fuckin' chin.

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[T R I G G E R E D  M E M E]

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Actually, can I just say something (sad song plays in the background)

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look at this

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alright

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it may not be a big chin

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but it's a chin

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let's not

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say that it's no chin because it's definitely

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a chin.

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If it wasn't a chin it would look like

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different.

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Now what's wrong with small chins?

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There's nothing wrong with small chins.

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Stay the fuck outta my boy Leafy

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Just because you don't have a chin doesn't mean you're not a man.

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(emotional piano playing)

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what the fuck is this- poofy pewdiepie?

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Fake Pewds: Is that a fake Pewdiepie?

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THAT'S RIGHT that is a fake poodiepie FAKE POODIEPIE

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That fake Pewdiepie is really good at dancing though.

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[TRIGGEREDDDDDD]

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Oh boy

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that's talent.

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that's real talent.

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oh my GOD THIS guy is pretending to be pewdiepie

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what the FUCK

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Imposter Pewdiepie: hallo poodie

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Imposter Pewdiepie: nyuhhuhuh

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Oh my god THESE PEOPLE are FALLING for it.

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I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!

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*Imposter Pewdiepie Laughing*

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THAT AIN'T ME

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THAT'S NOT ME I SWEAR

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*Dramatic Music Playing*

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OOOOOOOOH!

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Oh my god he's tryna get ladies.

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He's trying really hard not to look at her tits.

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*Folk song called Frolic plays here*

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What the fuck am I watching?

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Oh wow that looks-

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that looks just like me; I can't tell any difference

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that looks really good that-that's my classic face.

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Well.

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Well, I've seen it all now

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I've seen it- I've seen it all. Thank you.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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This fake Pewdiepie is trying to ruin my rep

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not just underaged girls,

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but also the KKK.

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I have so many questions about this photo.

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I don't know where to begin.

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What the fuck.

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And what the fuck.

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LOOK HOW FUCKING MANY THERE ARE

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JESUS CHRIST

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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THAT AIN'T ME

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS?

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOING HERE?

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Seriously! Jesus Christ!

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There's even professionals

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trying to steal

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my likeness.

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I like how she painted the nostrils, because my nose is so fucking huge.

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She had to paint nostrils

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to be bigger.

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*Deep Inhale through nose*

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What?!

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That's how she looks like?

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How?

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Hooooow?

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Jesus!

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Oh my god there's even more for Marzia

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JESUS

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THAT'S FREAKY MAN

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I ca-I can't

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*Pewdiepie Burps*

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Oh there's more!

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Okay.

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Video: Hey guys, it's your friend Candy!

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There's no way she can look like me.

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Okay.

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Video:  So, that was it guys, that was the-

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WHAT THE FUCK

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VIdeo: -that was the Pewdiepie Tutorial!

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Video: I can't hear with this thing on my ear.

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Video: This is so weird.

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No-now ain't nothing weird here.

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This is just me, fake Pewdiepie, reacting to ano-

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A girl as fake Pewdiepie.

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOH

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WHAT THE FUUUUUUUCK

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JEEEEESUS CHRIST

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ooooh

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[Pewds is done with life; i feel sorry for the fake Pewds tryna be him ;-;]

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I can't do this anymore.

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I don't even know...

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Who I am anymore.

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*Emotional Piano Playing*

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Fake Pewds: Anyway guys. Thanks for watching this video.

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Fake Pewds: Don't forget to give it a thumbs up-

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Real Pewds: TOP O' THE MORNING TO YA LADDIES

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*Outro Music Playing*