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Who is the real Pewdiepie?...

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A question Scientist have bee asked for centuries....

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Isn't that right fake PewDiePie?

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Fake Pewdiepie: Yes, real Pewdiepie, that is right

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That is right

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So many impostors

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What if one of them... steals my girlfriend, Marzia?

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That would break my heart

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Let's review... the samples

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HOOO

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Hey

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That is unlicensed pewdiepie merch

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How many times do I gotta say this?

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(dramatic music)

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Da fuck is this

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Ain't no party like a pewdiepie party

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snapback

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WHERE DID YOU BUY THIS?!?!

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ANSWER ME DAMMIT

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How did I miss... How did I miss from this distance?

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Fake Pewdiepie: I got it on EBAY for $3

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It was a great deal!

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God damn unlicensed Pewdiepie merch, when will you stop buying into it?

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You call this the Pewdiepie logo?

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Jesus Christ

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There's even intricate guidelines

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On how to impersonate Pewdiepie

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You... you need some lightning

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And some tight pants

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(Mysterious music)

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This one's trying steal underage women.

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Why you - What the fuck

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So much wrong with this

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KEEMSTAR NOPE SHUSHHHH

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THAT IS NOT ME I PROMISE

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Why do so many girls want to dress up as me

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HEYY THAT'S IB!

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That's kinda cute!

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That's kinda cute...

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Those fucking shoes man,  Jesus...

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Why is it so common to try and steal my identity?

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Who are-  OOOOOOOOOOOOOOH...

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Why?

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Why do these people, keep trying?

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THE FUCK IS THIS?

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Oh it's that impostor guy

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It's that guy wiith a-

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He's gotta big chin tho

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Big ups for that man!

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That is a nice fuckin' chin!

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*NoChin Intensifies*

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Actually...

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Can I just say something?

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*Sad Music*

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Look at this...

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Alright.. it may not be a big chin.

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But it's a chin

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Let's not say that it's no chin cause its definitely a chin

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If it wasn't a chin it woulda looked like-

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different

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Now, what's wrong with small chins?

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There's nothing wrong with small chins.

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Stay the fuck out of my boy leafy

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Just cause you don't have a chin doesn't mean you're not a man

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What the fuck is this?

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Fake PooDiePie *gangnam style playing in the background*

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Fake Pewdiepie: Is that a fake Pewdiepie? *gangnam style playing in the background*

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That's right, that is a fake Pewdiepie, fake Pewdiepie *gangnam style playing in the background*

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That fake Pewdiepie is really good at dancing tho *gangnam style playing in the background*

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*Cringenum Style Intensifies* *gangnam style playing in the background*

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Oh boy *gangnam style playing in the background*

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That's talent. *gangnam style playing in the background*

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That's real talent!

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Oh my God this guy is pretending to be Pewdiepie!

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WHAT THE FUCK?

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Impostor Pewdiepie: *inaudible*

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Impostor Pewdiepie: *chuckle*

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Oh my God, THESE PEOPLE ARE FALLING FOR IT!

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I DON'T TALK LIKE THAT!

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THAT AIN'T ME!

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THAT'S NOT ME I SWEAR!

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OOOOHHH!!

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OH MY GOD, HE'S TRYING TO GET LADIES

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He's trying really hard not to look at her tits...

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WHAT THE FUCK AM I WATCHING?

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Oh wow!

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That looks...

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That looks just like me.

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I can't tell any difference.

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That looks really good.

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That looks very-

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That's my classic face

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Well...

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Well I've seen it all now.

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I've seen it-

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I've seen it all

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Thank you

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH...

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*beep*

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These fake Pewdiepie

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Is trying to ruin my rep!

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Not just underaged girls...

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but also the KKK!

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I have so many questions about this photo.

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I don't know where to begin.

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What the fuck?

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And what the fuck?

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Look how fucking many there are!

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Jesus Christ!

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OOOOHHHH

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THAT AIN'T ME!

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WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS? WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS DOING HERE?!?!

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Seriously JESUS CHRIST

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There's even professionals, trying to steal, my likeness.

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*Creepy video intensifies*

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I like how she painted the nostrils cause my nose is so fucking huge.

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She had to paint nostrils to be bigger.

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*snort*

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WHAT!? THAT'S HOW SHE LOOKS LIKE?!

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HOW? HOWW??

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JESUS

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Oh my god there's even one for Marzia

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JESUS

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That's freaky man!

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I can't... I can't.

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*urp* Uh there's more!

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Kandi....

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Video: Hey guys, it's your friend Kandi!

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There's no way she can look like me.

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Ok?

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So that was it guys...

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WHAT THE FUCK

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Pewdiepie tutorial! I can't hear with this thing on my ear.

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Video: This is so...weird.

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Ain't nothing weird here.

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This is just me...

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...and fake Pewdiepie reacting to an.. a girl...

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...As fake Pewdiepie.

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HOLY FU-

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OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHH

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WHAT THE FUCK?

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JEEEESUS CHRIST!

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Oh...

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My head...

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I can't do this anymore...

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I don't even know who I am anymore.

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*Sad Music*

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Anyway guys,

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Thanks for watching this video!

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Don't forget to give it a thumbs up-

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