You think I can't beat...
This easy game?
EAAAA-SAAAH
EASY!
Ohhhh
How many times have I died?
Oh
OH that's right
He hasn't died
Oh, oh look at--
Look at him!
He's doing it...
Perfectly.
I wonder how.
It's not like I've done this
a million fucking times...
by now.
*soft laugh*
Oh, you cheeky bastard. Huh?
You thought you could...
do a little...
(???) on me?
Can you fuck off?
If you think this game is hard...
Then I'll tell you what;
You might want to check your
privilege there, buddy.
If this game was life,
this game would be...
s t r a i g h t w h i t e m a l e.
Oh, shit
Now.
Let's go to the fucking place...
where dreams are died-- *nice grammar*
dead.
Dreams DIE here.
Oh look!
Mr. Orange we meet again.
Goodbye
Goodbye Mr. Orange.
Goodby--
Oh Jesus
*sighs*
This bit sucks so fucking much.
I'm legit just sick of it.
*A B S O L U T E C O N C E N T R A T I O N*
sssss---
Easy.
That was not easy you fucking idiot,
listen to me.
Okay,
all right,
watch this.
~Acceptance Of Consequences~
Easy.
*ABSOLUTE CONCENTRATION PT. 2*
Ohh..
I'm out of mouse space *This is where he knew...*
what the f- *He fucked up.*
DO I DO?!!
STOP
you've--no.
Do I need a hanger ship for my mousepad?!
I ran out of space.
What do I do?
What the fuck mouse?!
I'm adding an extra
because this is ridiculous.
This mountain makes no sense, by the way
Fuck you.
you know what fuck off, please.
Get me back up
Stop sliding, please
Okay,
double mouse
strat clearly doesn't work.
Okay?
Slow...
Slow- *slides off*
Oh god
stop
I don't know how people do this, bit.
I just don't understand it
I keep sliding down no matter what I do
and I don't have that big of a mouse mat.
I'm sorry
So I'm gonna have to go with the (???) strat
(???) strat doesn't work
No keep falling.
I don't care
Razor
You make the worst fucking mouse pad
I've ever seen.
How can you fuck up a mouse pad?
It's not that fucking hard.
This fucking bit...
*Fucking bit... Kinky.*
Can suck my fucking--
Keep falling keep falling. *hint of malice*
I dare you.
(Extreme noises up ahead)
*The usual violent cat that hisses at you*
HAH!
HWUHHH!
UHHHH!
OOFWEHHH!
*Crazed laughter with a spice of relief*
OH WOW!
Wow everybody!
He did it!!!
Yatta!
BAAAH!
You thought I couldn't do it?
EASY-SAHHH
EASY-SEHHH
Go away Edgar.
Oh, okay
All right.
I get it.
Oh, it's gonna be hard now because you--
BAAAH
fuck off
easy
Hey a little thumbs up
isn't that cute?
oh now--now it's when the game really gets hard pewds
Now it's when to b--
Fuck Off.
Thank you...
thumbs up.
Thank you.
I think I'm actually stuck with it
oh wow
that is a
Tiny little thumb
BRRRRRAAAP
OH OHHHH
You tried to scare me,
but I don't get scared
ever
Not sure how to do this bit,
BUT I DON'T CARE
Oh no
hey hey hey hey thumbs
WHAT THE FUCK WAS THAT?!
Oh, this time is gonna be easy.
I done it once before
should be easy to do this again, man
Yeah, boy.
I'm coming up
I want the world to know
you gotta let it show
coming--
I'm coming up
I want the--*gibberish*
EHHH
I want the world to know *DEMON CHILD VOICE*
you've gotta let it show *AHHHHHH*
*Is that demon child... Masturbating?
EHEHEHE
What once seemed impossible,
is now extremely doable!
Just like your mother! *horns blazing*
*Laugh of a corrupt nobleman*
Hey tiger.
Listen here.
I ain't got time for you.
while making this game;
"How--can we make that, can we make it steeper?
please?
Let's make it steeper"
Hello
Mr. Thumb
We meet again!
It's been written
Mr. Thumb
Why did you do that?
That is just stupid
Keep falling
I fucking dare you
you know what?
see if I give a shit
keep falling
you think I care?
You think I fucking care?
take me back.
Take me back all the way
Can't even--
oh
Oh no, I keep--
shut the fuck up
I'm back baby.
Ohhhhhh
ohhhhh
You thought I was gonna go away did ya?
You thought I was gonna fucking go--
WHAT THE F--
That's fine
Not a big deal at all.
Ahh, you messed that fucking shit up.
Getting a little sweaty now... HAHA
*LICKING POWER 9000*
Come on bitch
What you got?
Huh?
What you got?
Bish show me.
Bish show me what you got.
oh
my
god
*IT'S OFF THE SPECTRUM!*
Oh... You like Happy Meals
on McDonald's?
ohhhh
I bet you doooo
Edgar, sit the fuck still
It's like I'm--uuhuhuhuh
enough distractions
bish
Do you like Happy Meals
on McDonaAAAAAAH
WAAAAAH
AHHHHH
Listen here.
I don't care.
You need to go--
you need to go Edgar.
You need to go.
I'm not your dad
fuck off
Okay, I don't have to pay child services for more...
whatever
this bit sucks so much
that I could become a titty dispenser *Uhhh wut?*
you know I'm saying? *No...*
Grab the rock *bow chicka bow wow*
move it slow *I see what you did there poods*
No, no no no
no no no no
It is fine.
You try again.
Little poodiepie
Just try again
my
poodie friend
ohhhhhhh
You've done this many times
you can do it again
You can do it again pewds
Just believe
you got your friends,
ORRLY?
their waiting for you to do it
ohhhh
Come on poods,
Please
we want you to do the thing
Please just do the thing
*His tongue sure is big...*
Oh, I'm doing it.
Ah, I'm out of mouse space
I'm out of my mouse--
I am leg--
not joking
I am at the edge
of
Them--
but I'm at the edge of my--
I'm using my hand now.
Oh, it does not work
Uhhhh
NO!
THIS SLIDE, I'M SO SICK OF IT
I'm back!!! *We slowly witness Felix go coco*
*laughs*
*He is dying inside you know?*
you thought I was gonna quit, did ya?
Oh no no no no
I'm not just some casual
Little youtuber
who's like
"oh dis game is very hard,
Oh, I feel so angry
Well cuz the game is a little more trickier than I'm used to
so I'm so angry"
Oh, that ain't me, man
no no no no no
that ain't me, man
That ain't me
That ain't me man
that ain't me
okay?
alright everybody
Don't go too slow
cuz you'll run out of mouse space
oh,
oh
mai wa--
I'm--I'm out of mouse space
I'm out of mouse space
I'm not joking
put it down,
put a down,
put a down
put it down (x5)
Oh! How nice everybody?
oh
He's killing it, everybody
we're watching live poodiepie
fucking suck the...
Okay, Wow!
Great
it's great commentary coming from Pewdiepie
He does this for a living
He says
Wow incredible
hello little Catty kudu katta
Alright,
you want some of this?
alright
Don't extend your arm.
Okay?
Do not extend your arms
cause you'll flick yourself out
And that's what he wants you to do
do not do that
do not do what he wants you to do
Hah?
aye yae yae yae
careful there, buddy
aye
You being--be real
hey you gotta be...
Fuck you,
huh?
how about that?
fuck you
Do not extend
do not extend your arm, Felix
aye, ay, ay, ay,
Mr. Pussycat
do you wanna--
Nahnahnahnah nah fam
you're leaning the wrong way
oh, no no no no
there you go.
Ay holmes
Do not EXTEND
DO NOT EXTEND
catch it.
Catch it.
Catch it
EASY
oh you thought I would die
oh, no, no
do not extend
the arm
Don't extend
suck a dick.
Oh don't even fucking try to do that
don't extend the fucking arm
Ay Mr. Thumbie
oh, that's gonna push me down isn't it?
oh?
oh, Okay, okay,
Okay!
Okay, everybody! *Omae wa...*
Okay! *Mou shindeiru!*
Huh...????
N A N I ? ! ?
You think this is funny?
*ABUSE*