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*poods what are you doing

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*wat

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How's it going bros
(STAN BTS)

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Who am I...

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I don't even know anymore :(

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Its been too long

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Family Friendly Felix (what is that pewds)

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Family Friendly Felix (tell me)

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Family Friendly Felix (uh okay)

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Will rise

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Family Friendly Felix

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Will rise

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Like a phoenix (so you are a bird now)

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That must be who I am .... yes (sure why not)

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Its all over the news

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So ... It must be true *confused af

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Family Friendly Felix (oh)

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Family Friendly Felix

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Family Friendly Felix

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I love money too much

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(This is catchy)

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Family Friendly Felix

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Family Friendly Felix

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Family Friendly Felix

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I love money too much *AIR HORNS I guess

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Family Friendly Felix

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HEhahah (wat so funny)

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THIS SONG IS SO FU*KING TIGHT

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*replaying this a thousand times

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(poods enjoys this)

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*make it stop

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(no... just no)

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I.... LOVE MONEY TOO MUch (laughs)

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Check out that shit

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Day by Dave that's a good that's a newwww intro song from now on...

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Forever we're keeping this

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He has another one? (oh god)

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*pewds laughs

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(is this the kazoo kid)

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Good channel

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(oh hey it's jack) Let's do this

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(pewds coming out again) Hey let's do this

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Huehuehuehue

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(jack comes out again) Let's do this

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Hey let's do this

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*pewds laughs (he's enjoying this isn't he)

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(dat face)

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Jack: WHAT?

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I gotta send this to Jack

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Am I a Nazi? (idk)

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Or am I family friendly (who knows)

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Which one is it I DON'T KNOW ANYMORE

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Let's see what other people have to say...

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(yeah just look at the video for this part)

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I DIDN'T ASK YOU TO WRITE THE FU*KING ARTICLE (jeez calm down)

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YOU DID! YOU DID ON YOUR OWN FU*KING (laughs)

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you reroute his article

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based on satire

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because you wanted to get an article...

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and you're calling me out for attention?

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FU*K YOU!

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(yeah look at the video again for this)

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So basically what happened was in.. in a video a few days ago

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I made a joke saying uh I am gonna go family friendly now

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It was clearly a joke (that's why u don't tell jokes)

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if you can't tell that whenever I wear a hat like that

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I'm probably not making a serious thing

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Video: WHAT IS HAPPENING WHAT UP

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IT'S YOUR BOI

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PEWDIEPIE BIG ANNOUNCEMENT

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big announcement, big announcement

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Let's get some excitement everyone

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GOT A BIG ANNOUNCEMENT (crowds cheering)

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I'm going family friendly now...

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*sad music

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So the joke is that I am going family friendly..,

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because there's been some advertiser repercussion on youtube...

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uhhhhh it seems that channels that are family friendly

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aren't really affected

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I made the joke...

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but it seemed like

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that people don't understand it was a joke (sad)

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I mean, look at this

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satire or serious?

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you decide

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(i think it's serious what about you)

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They know.

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They know it's satire.

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But uh, apparently I'm doing it for attention (maybe)

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and uh, I think most of my fans

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understand it was a joke as well

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but I did see

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I DID SEE

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some people not understanding as well

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For example here, Felix

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family friendly content

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also Felix,

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put that in your mouth

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cuz you're a whore (who did this?)

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Literally a few seconds later

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in the same fu*king video (wow)

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Clearly, I wasn't serious

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about going family friendly.

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Clearly, I don't really give a shit, OKAY?

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I... *laughs

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My videos have always been family friendly

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you're, you're getting this the wrong way as you can tell

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they've always been top notch... (dat thumbnail)

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sit down with your whole family...

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no matter what age and just enjoy (oh rlly)

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For example (here we go)

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SUCH CLASSICS AS

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BOOBS X11 (yes I counted)

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I would say that the only reason that

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people get CoNfUsEd

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whether uh, I'm actually family friendly or not

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it's because these fu*king articles

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are posting about it...

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since when did it become okay...

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to write an article about satire... (who knows)

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I don't understand why that, somehow,

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acceptable *giggles

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It just doesn't make sense

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(please look at the screen again, thanks lmao)

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Polygon posted this...

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unironically

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and I slightly call them out on it

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and they make another tweet saying,

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Lol did we really take the bait though

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and they're quoting satire

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amazing

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so why write the article in the first place

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especially with a title, like that

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if you gonna report on satire,

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what's the fu*king point (ya i guess)

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it's like saying,

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Pewdiepie says in a video, that he's gay

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actually, it was a joke (uh, of course)

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*thumbs up

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Great you just wasted everyone's time

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uh here it says in the title

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(look at the title thanks a lot <3)

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the first line

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in the first line

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they say it's a satirical video

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but the problem here is something I keep talking about

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that I keep having to pay the fu*king prize for

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is that, it doesn't say in the title

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that it's satire

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if you just read the title,

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you will think

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oh okay,  so Felix is losing a bunch of money

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and now he's going to family friendly

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What a fu*king asshole

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and uh, yeah its bullshit

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and you might say uh

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ok well they put it in the

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they put it right underneath

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they put it here

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in the video

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so you can just check it out yourself'

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the thing is, people don't read your shitty article

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they just read your title

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and by proving it

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literally the first comment saying

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serves him right (okay)

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but come on, how long you think it would really last

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they are legit thinking, it's true (those people)

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even though, in the article you're saying it's not

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why? Because they read the title

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and that's it!

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(please read on the video again thanks)

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WHEN WAS I COMPLAINING?

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I GET COMMENTS FROM OTHER PEOPLE

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THAT I DON'T REALLY KNOW BEING LIKE

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'oh, so how's your family friendly thing going'

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like, FOR FU*K SAKE THAT WAS A JOKE

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EVERYONE IS POSTING ABOUT IT

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and it's the exact same thing with the nazi shit

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like, I am really glad that most people looked into it

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but there are still a lot of people

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that just read headlines

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and were like

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I guess he actually is a nazi now

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because I read it somewhere (well)

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I don't mean to keep complaining about these things

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at the end of the day

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I am just going to have to accept that

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this is who I am and

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if I make a joke saying I am family friendly

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there are going to be articles about it

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because apparently...

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that's revelant

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I know a lot of people don't like Polygon

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I always thought Polygon was alright (oh)

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but seeing them keep making articles like this, like

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reporting on satire

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I really think, I really think they're better than that

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Like,

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if you wanna be a serious gaming website,

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why are you making articles like that

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I just don't understand (same)

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I think you're just making yourself look stupid

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like, have they no shame?

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I just don't understand these people

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ARE THEY THAT DESPERATE *giggles

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They must be (ikr)

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It's just so bizzare to me

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because it's all vox media actually isn't it

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isn't Polygon owned by Vox?

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yeah it is (that explained it)

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well that should explain it (WHAT I JUST SAID LMAO)

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PEWDIEPIE COMES OUT AS GAY ON TWITTER

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YOU CAN'T MISS IT

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ok apparently I am gay now as well? (no?)

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it's too funny (ikr)

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it's too funny these fu*king people

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post about anything

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Let's see what some of you guys think about

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the new family friendly Felix

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(yup read the screen)

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wait a minute...

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WHAT'S THAT HAND MOVEMENT (uh oh)

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*MUSIC* no, stop *AIR HORNS*

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(I don't even know what to put here)

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(lol i guess)

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honestly I don't know why I even care

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like it's not even...

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at least we'll always have

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FAMILY FRIENDLY FELIX

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(CAPTION WRITER CAN'T DO THIS ANYMORE)

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*giggles

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(POODS PLEASE STOP)

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MY VIDEOS ARE TEN MINUTES LONG (IMPRESSIVE)

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Let's say you had a normal

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95 kind of job

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what if I told you

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you could do the exact same amount of effort

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give out more to the people

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that comsume your products

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AND

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get three times amount of revenue

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would you not take it? *AIR HORNS*

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AHHHHHHHHHHHH *AIR HORNS*

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I don't fu*king think so okay?

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Don't be mad at me (I am not mad poods)

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be mad at youtube (sure)

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okay I didn't make up these stupid ass rules

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around 10 minute videos

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that's fu*king stupid

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I watch a lot of my older videos

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like from 2016

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a lot of them were like 4 minutes

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5 minutes

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and I think that works out fine

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a lot of times

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But a lot of times it feels too short (yup)

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Having a daily video that

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that's just like 5 or 6 minutes

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it just feels

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I don't know, ten is a good length anyway...

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lemme know i don't...

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it's a lot of more effort

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like, it's a lot

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of extra work getting it to 10

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to still keep the same quality

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and we're trying very hard to do that every

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single day so STOP

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COMPLAINING

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GOD

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DAMMIT