WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:02.000 Who's the fastest man alive? 00:00:02.580 --> 00:00:03.080 Sanic? 00:00:03.560 --> 00:00:04.200 Supaman? 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:06.500 Flesh? 00:00:08.040 --> 00:00:09.380 No... It can't be 00:00:09.640 --> 00:00:11.400 Keemstar. 00:00:11.940 --> 00:00:12.980 He's the fastest 00:00:13.180 --> 00:00:14.380 I need to be faster. 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:17.440 How can he be so fast? 00:00:17.440 --> 00:00:18.500 *Keemstar: IM FAST AS FUCK* 00:00:18.500 --> 00:00:20.020 There must be an answer 00:00:20.900 --> 00:00:22.020 *Keemstar in the background saying some bullshit* 00:00:22.420 --> 00:00:22.920 Dammit! 00:00:23.280 --> 00:00:24.080 Who is the quickest? 00:00:25.140 --> 00:00:26.980 Who is behind this equation.. 00:00:27.480 --> 00:00:29.080 Who is the quickest one? 00:00:30.580 --> 00:00:31.700 2,000 mph 00:00:33.460 --> 00:00:33.960 Sanic 00:00:34.700 --> 00:00:36.880 2,500 mph, Supaman 00:00:37.340 --> 00:00:39.720 Flesh at 3,000 mph 00:00:40.220 --> 00:00:42.460 All the calculations are correct 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:47.040 DJ KILLER KEEMSTAR 00:00:47.300 --> 00:00:48.980 He's fast as fuck, booii 00:00:49.660 --> 00:00:51.900 How can I be so fast with these legs? 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:53.720 They're not nearly fast enough. (but sexy af) 00:00:53.720 --> 00:00:54.220 *What's that papa poods?* 00:00:56.180 --> 00:00:58.420 Scooter-kun!? 00:00:58.420 --> 00:00:59.840 I'm fast as fuck, boi 00:00:59.840 --> 00:01:01.700 Imma make you the fastest bitch alive 00:01:01.820 --> 00:01:03.260 You faster den Keemstarr 00:01:03.680 --> 00:01:04.480 Impossible! 00:01:05.080 --> 00:01:07.480 No one can be faster than...Killer Keem! 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:11.440 I will prove to you that me and my friends can make it happen! 00:01:11.700 --> 00:01:15.880 Working together, using the powers of friendship and wheels <3 00:01:16.580 --> 00:01:17.460 We are strong! 00:01:17.980 --> 00:01:20.440 Ok...Ok Scooter-sama (fuckin' decide who ure talkin' to mate!) I'll go with you. 00:01:21.260 --> 00:01:27.920 *Epic montage music plays.* 00:01:28.860 --> 00:01:32.640 That's speed test #1, Scooter-sama (OK let's stick with sama then) 00:01:32.940 --> 00:01:37.600 *Pewds exercising wit some tricks* 00:01:37.740 --> 00:01:40.140 This the only way I can go fast enough. 00:01:40.540 --> 00:01:42.300 If I don't make it back alive (don't say that poods :<) 00:01:42.440 --> 00:01:44.260 Make sure you sub to Keemstar (I'll be damned) 00:01:44.660 --> 00:01:49.960 *Poods rolling awaaay* 00:01:49.960 --> 00:01:50.460 MORE EPICNESS PLZ 00:01:50.460 --> 00:01:56.160 *INTENSE SA(TA)NIC MUSIC 00:01:56.160 --> 00:01:56.700 THAT'S RIGHT! 00:01:56.700 --> 00:02:06.600 *Poods sensei showing us the finest tricks!* 00:02:06.900 --> 00:02:09.300 You know I'm fast but my friends is faster. 00:02:09.920 --> 00:02:11.680 Yeah? Why don't you introduce me? 00:02:12.380 --> 00:02:13.500 You ever seen these? 00:02:14.140 --> 00:02:16.220 Rollerblades without da shoes *CLAK* 00:02:16.640 --> 00:02:17.600 I got shoes, tho 00:02:17.600 --> 00:02:18.360 So it's fine (BE CAREFUL PAPA POODS) 00:02:24.640 --> 00:02:25.920 *fails miserably* 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:33.440 *and fails again...* 00:02:34.380 --> 00:02:36.520 *POODS 1 - 0 LIFE* 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:37.420 *boops camera* 00:02:37.420 --> 00:02:38.460 *laughs* Jesus! 00:02:39.160 --> 00:02:40.520 Dude I was killing it! 00:02:41.080 --> 00:02:42.120 I went real fast.. 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:43.580 But not nearly fast enough. 00:02:44.260 --> 00:02:46.260 *Throws roller blades to dumpster* 00:02:46.260 --> 00:02:48.140 *RIP roller blades* 00:02:48.140 --> 00:02:56.960 *gotta go fast (͡ ͡° ͜ つ ͡͡°) * 00:02:56.960 --> 00:02:58.840 *Epic bike drift* 00:03:00.380 --> 00:03:01.260 Not fast... 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:02.200 ENUFF 00:03:02.740 --> 00:03:05.220 *throws down the bike and proceeds to assault it* 00:03:06.940 --> 00:03:08.940 *FINISH HIM* 00:03:09.900 --> 00:03:10.680 *good bye wood bike* 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:12.680 *say hello to the rollerblades* 00:03:13.160 --> 00:03:14.120 This is the one. 00:03:15.620 --> 00:03:16.120 *the hell is this?* 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:17.760 Fast... 00:03:19.280 --> 00:03:20.800 *trys to gain balance* 00:03:22.300 --> 00:03:22.800 ...As Fuck. 00:03:22.860 --> 00:03:25.400 This is the one thats going to take me back to the future. 00:03:25.580 --> 00:03:28.120 *some friendly help* 00:03:28.120 --> 00:03:29.720 *SAY HI TO MARTY AND DOC FOR ME!* 00:03:29.720 --> 00:03:31.720 (HOLY SHIT ಠoಠ ) 00:03:31.720 --> 00:03:33.900 (IT WORKED) 00:03:33.900 --> 00:03:35.520 (PEWDS WHERE ARE YOU??!!) 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:37.520 (Oh shit you're back) 00:03:39.180 --> 00:03:40.280 I've returned 00:03:40.460 --> 00:03:41.020 but wait 00:03:41.360 --> 00:03:44.680 theres more from the time space conti..n..u...um.. 00:03:44.680 --> 00:03:45.180 *box drops down from out of shot by sponsor eagle* 00:03:45.500 --> 00:03:47.820 Thank you sponsor space eeeeagle! 00:03:47.820 --> 00:03:48.800 (IM DEAFF) 00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:49.560 Epic film making. 00:03:49.820 --> 00:03:53.020 So we're gonna unbox last month's theme 00:03:53.740 --> 00:03:55.180 Which is "Futuristic" 00:03:55.860 --> 00:04:00.180 Y'all ready but wait lootcrate changes theme every month the 19th. 00:04:01.540 --> 00:04:07.020 Make sure you order before the 19th to get August's theme "Anti-hero". 00:04:07.980 --> 00:04:10.620 Go to lootcrate.com/pewds enter the code "pewds" 00:04:11.440 --> 00:04:12.240 You get 10% off. 00:04:12.240 --> 00:04:13.980 (I've heard this shit so many times I swear I know it by heart now) 00:04:13.980 --> 00:04:16.020 *Pewds' Mating Call* 00:04:16.260 --> 00:04:16.920 Mega Man! 00:04:17.700 --> 00:04:19.620 Okay.. Oh! Which one am I gonna get? 00:04:20.020 --> 00:04:21.780 Which one do you want, Michael? 00:04:21.780 --> 00:04:22.340 Michael: "Meega Man :<" 00:04:22.360 --> 00:04:24.320 Oh, you want Mega Man? 00:04:24.440 --> 00:04:25.960 Aww you want Mega Man? C'mon. 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:27.860 Oh my god. 00:04:27.860 --> 00:04:29.440 Michael thinking: I swear if he's fooling me... 00:04:29.440 --> 00:04:30.360 *laughs* 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:32.620 ha.. no.. AYEEEEEE! 00:04:33.200 --> 00:04:34.480 I guess it's Mega Man. 00:04:34.540 --> 00:04:35.320 Is this Mega-? 00:04:35.320 --> 00:04:35.820 It is :D 00:04:35.980 --> 00:04:37.100 Why is he orange? 00:04:37.100 --> 00:04:40.140 That is... That is pretty kawaii sugoi, 00:04:40.380 --> 00:04:41.020 am I right? 00:04:41.020 --> 00:04:43.840 It's actually pretty cool. I really like it, it's a good design. 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:45.260 Michael you want this? 00:04:45.380 --> 00:04:45.880 Michael: Yeaah! 00:04:46.760 --> 00:04:47.260 Michael: OW 00:04:47.400 --> 00:04:48.200 Take the box. 00:04:48.200 --> 00:04:48.920 *Throws box* 00:04:48.940 --> 00:04:49.740 *IM FINE BUT ACTUALLY NOT PLS HELP ME YOUTUBE #SaveMichael* 00:04:49.740 --> 00:04:54.560 I don't know what this is, I just know it's Rick and Morty, but if you know what it is let me know in the comments. 00:04:54.880 --> 00:04:56.480 Are you guys fans of The Simpsons? 00:04:56.480 --> 00:04:58.440 Cause it's my favorite cartoon 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:02.240 and I LOVE the spaceship 00:05:03.620 --> 00:05:05.140 the Millenium Falcon 00:05:05.260 --> 00:05:06.140 Ohhh here we go 00:05:06.140 --> 00:05:07.180 (you can do it pewds) 00:05:07.180 --> 00:05:07.680 *clak* 00:05:07.980 --> 00:05:08.480 HEEYYY :D 00:05:09.700 --> 00:05:13.720 We just started doing this studio so we have a shelf now, and we need a bunch of stuff in 00:05:13.840 --> 00:05:15.740 Lootcrate is perfect for that 00:05:15.740 --> 00:05:18.920 Okay this is weird. This is the first time I actually don't know what it is. 00:05:19.520 --> 00:05:22.560 I mean, it says USS Enterprise so I know its Star Wars 00:05:22.900 --> 00:05:24.640 but star fleet.. I don't know 00:05:24.640 --> 00:05:26.280 I don't know why like it's this thing 00:05:26.280 --> 00:05:29.620 Let me know in the comments if you know what Star Wars this is from. 00:05:29.860 --> 00:05:30.360 HEYY! 00:05:30.360 --> 00:05:31.820 There's another comicbook 00:05:32.700 --> 00:05:34.180 it's 4001AD 00:05:34.440 --> 00:05:35.800 Oh dude this is sick. 00:05:36.020 --> 00:05:43.300 And finally, as well, a "Peace be with you" from... what's that a... from Battle Star Galactica 00:05:43.500 --> 00:05:46.340 Okay! So we have our shelf, it's really nice 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:48.740 I like these little figurines 00:05:48.780 --> 00:05:51.720 Check out Lootcrate you get 10% off if you use the link in the description 00:05:51.720 --> 00:05:58.320 lootcrate.com/pewds, enter the code "pewds" AND it supports the show and I really appreciate it, it really means a lot. 00:05:58.800 --> 00:06:02.100 and you get a good offer on cool shit like this. 00:06:02.100 --> 00:06:03.740 *More epic song* 00:06:03.740 --> 00:06:05.980 That was fast, but it was only 88 mph. 00:06:06.760 --> 00:06:08.220 And I gotta go, at least... 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:09.100 FAST AS FUCK. 00:06:11.480 --> 00:06:16.000 Oh, oh. Oh no. Oh no. Oh no. Oh. 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:20.160 That was my only shot. 00:06:20.180 --> 00:06:22.080 There is one last hope, PewDiePie. 00:06:22.360 --> 00:06:22.860 Tell me 00:06:23.100 --> 00:06:24.140 I'll do anything. 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:25.080 ROBO-BITCH 00:06:25.080 --> 00:06:26.420 That sounds awesome. 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:27.520 Where is it? 00:06:27.520 --> 00:06:29.520 There. 00:06:30.240 --> 00:06:30.740 Oh... 00:06:34.020 --> 00:06:50.940 *badass music plays* 00:06:50.940 --> 00:06:51.920 *That's what it is to be an adult my child* 00:06:51.920 --> 00:07:05.000 *badass music continues* 00:07:06.260 --> 00:07:06.760 *Keemstar Vine Recreation* 00:07:06.760 --> 00:07:08.680 Do you have any idea how fast I am? 00:07:10.180 --> 00:07:11.620 I'm fast as fuck, boi!