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Sino ang pinakamabilis na nilalang?

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Si Bughaw na Bubwit? (Sanic xD)

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Superman na labas ang brief?

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Kislap? (Flash)

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Hindi, hindi maaari

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Keemstar (ftl)

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Siya ang pinakamabilis

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Kailangan kong maging mas mabilis

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Paano ba siya ganoon kabilis?

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*Keemstar: PUCHA ANG BILIS KOOOO

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Mayroon sigurong kasagutan

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*Keemstar putapete skillz brah*

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Demet

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Sino ang pinakamabilis?

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Sino ang nasa likod ng ekwasyon na ito?

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Sino ang siyang pinakamabilis?

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Dalawang libong milya kada oras (eww English System)

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Sanic the Bubwit

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Dalawanglibo't Limangdaan milya kada oras, Superman

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Kidlat Flash, Tatlong libong milya kada oras

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Ang lahat ng kalkulasyon ay tumpak

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Dee Jay Killer Keemstar Jejemon

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Siya'y napakabilis, pakboi

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Paano siya naging mabilis sa ganoong mga paa?

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Hindi sila mabilis (pero sapat sa pagkilatis)

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*Isang scooter, no biggie*

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Ginoong Skooter

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Mabilis pa ako sa alas-kuwatro mah men

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Gagawin kitang pinakamabilis na lintik sa ibabaw ng lupa

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Mas mabilis pa ke jejenoise keemstarrr

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Imposible!

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Walang makakahigit kay Kangkong Keem!

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Papatunayan ko sayo na kaya yan naming magkakaibigan

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Sama-sama sa pagkakaisa, gamit ang mga kaberks at mga gulong beybeh

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Malakash kameh

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O siya, o siya Binibining Skooter (ginoogle ko lang meaning ng sama and kun)

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*makabagbag-damdaming musika*

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Yung ang unang subok, Bb. Skuuter (Bb. nalang para pweds Bbro or Binibini)

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*Pewdie, matikas, magpakitang gilas*

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Ito lang ang paraan para maging mabiliis akoo

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Pag di na ako nasikatan ng araw. . .

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Mag subscribe na kayo ke Kembebestarr

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*at humayo na ang ating bayani*

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WAW SKILS NG ISANG DAKILA

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*MUSIC NI BATAS*

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Galing mo beh

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Malupit na mga moves, di ka sure kung sadya o natural

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Alam mo nang mabilis ako, pero mas mabilis ang mga utol ko

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Talaga? Ba't di mo pa ako pakilala?

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Nakita mo na ba to?

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Rollerblades na walang sapatos (at blade)

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may sapatos na naman ako eh (sapat)

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so sibat na ako

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*MAHUSAY*

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*MATAGUMPAY*

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*RESOURCEFUL AT MATINIK*

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*nasobrahan sa astig*

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*tawa mode* Hesus

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Brad!, Andun na ako eh

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Mabilis talaga ako kanina talaga

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Pero hindi pa sapat!

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*diretso ka sa kangkungan*

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*rollerblades: wag pwediepeh*

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*hehe

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*swabeng maniobra*

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hindi pa rin .. . .

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Tama na!

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*PEWDIEPIE HAMBALOS!*

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*tapusin tapusin*

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*paalam 'padyak'uar

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*magsama kayo ni roller*

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Ito na ang nagiisa

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*walang ganyan sa bundok*

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Bilis

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*kunwari pang di marunong*

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pa sa arnis

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Ito na ang magdadala sa akin sa hinaharap

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*patulong epek*

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*papuntang spratlys*

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WOOOOAAAAAH

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WOW

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ASAN NA SILAAAAAAAA

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*Zing*

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Ako'y nagbalik

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pero saglit

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mayroon pa ditong mula sa pangkalawakang walang hanggan

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*kahon mula sa mapagbigay na agila*

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Salamat agilang pulis pangkalawakan

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*bingi mode*

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epeks

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Manapa'y bubuksan natin ang kahon noong isang buwan

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Na may temang "Futuristic"

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Handa na kayo pero ang lootcrate ay nagpapalit ng tema kada ika-19

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Kaya mag-order na bago mag 19 para makuha ang "Anti-Hero" tema sa Agosto

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Magawi sa lootcrate.com/pewds at ilagay code na "pewds"

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Para sa 10 percent na diskuwento

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*mahirap pa rin para bumili huhu*

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*Pewds na naiihi

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Mega Man!

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Okay O! Alin kaya ang makukuha ko?

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Anong gusto mo Miguel?

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Miguel: Meeega Maaan

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O, gusto mo si Mega Man?

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Ene gesteh meeh Mege Men? Ano?

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OMG

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*Michael: itong mokong na to*

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*Tawa mode*

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ha, hinde. AYEEEEE

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Hula ko, si Mega Man

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Mega man ba?

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Yep

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Bat siya kulay orange

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Ito'y... sobrang ganda, marikit, asteeg

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tama ba guyth?

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Ang astig talaga niya, maganda ang disenyo

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Miguel geste me beh? (hehe)

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Miguelbae: Oo!

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Miguel: ow

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Kunin mo ang kahon

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*bato*

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*oks lang talaga ako guys*

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Di ko alam to, basta Rick and Morty, kung alam niyo, pacomment nalang (kthnxbye)

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Fan ba kayo ng The Simpsons?

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Kase paborito ko iyong cartoon

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at GUSTO ko talaga ng speshep

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the Millenium Falcon (rip Han Solo)

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Ohhh ayan na palaa

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*go pwediepeh*

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*cluck*

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Heeyyyy

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SO, kakaayos lang namin sa kuwarto, bale may istante na kame at SOBRANG DAPAT MAPUNO YUN

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At ang Lootcrate ang makakagawa nun

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Okay, medyo kakaiba. Unang beses na di ko talaga alam to

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Kase, sabe USS Enterprise so alam ko Star Wars (star trek)

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Pero star fleet,,,, eh ewan ko

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Di ko alam kung bakit siya ganito

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Ipaalam niyo sa akins a comments kung saang Star Wars to galing

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Heeyy

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Isa pang komiks

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Ito'y 4001AD

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Oh grubuh brad

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At Sa Huli, "Kapayapaan sumainyo", san yun. . . Battle Star Galactica?

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Okay! Ngayon may istante na tayo, at maganda siya *so prouduu*

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Guston ko itong mga pigura

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Tignang ninyo ang Lootcrate at makakuha ng 10% discount pag ginamit ang link sa descripton

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lootcrate.com/pewds, ilagay ang code na "pewds" at parang tumulong na kayo sa show so yeheeey capitalism

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at para magkaroon kayo ng good offer tulad niyo

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*tenenentenenen*

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*Mabilis yun, pero 88 milya kada oras lang ang bilis

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Kaya't kailangna ko nang humayo, kahit

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MABILIS NA PARANG LINTIK

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oh, oh oh hindi o hindi o hindi oh

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Yun na ang tangi kong tsansa

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Mayroon pang isang pagkakataon, PewDoePie

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Sabihin mo

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Gagawin ko ang lahat

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ROBO-BTCH

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Magandang idea yan

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Saan na

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Ayun

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ohhh

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*tugtog para sa mga asteeeg*

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*Yan ang magpapamagulang sayo anak*

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*musika para sa mga gangstah*

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*Keemstar Parody Aun Pointhe*

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May idea ka man lang ba sa bilis ko?

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Ako'y mabilis as pakboi