WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: hr 00:00:00.400 --> 00:00:02.000 Tko je najbrži čovjek ikada? 00:00:02.580 --> 00:00:03.080 Sanic? 00:00:03.560 --> 00:00:04.200 Superman? 00:00:06.000 --> 00:00:06.500 Flash? 00:00:08.040 --> 00:00:09.380 Ne, ne može biti. 00:00:09.640 --> 00:00:11.400 Keemstar. 00:00:11.940 --> 00:00:12.980 On je najbrži 00:00:13.180 --> 00:00:14.380 Moram biti brži 00:00:15.800 --> 00:00:17.440 Kako može biti toliko brz? 00:00:17.440 --> 00:00:18.500 *Brzi sam u pičku materinu* 00:00:18.500 --> 00:00:20.020 Mora postojati rješenje 00:00:20.900 --> 00:00:22.020 *Keemstar izgovara sranja u pozadini* 00:00:22.420 --> 00:00:22.920 K vragu! 00:00:23.280 --> 00:00:24.080 Tko je najbrži? 00:00:25.140 --> 00:00:26.980 Tko stoji iza te jednadžbe? 00:00:27.480 --> 00:00:29.080 Tko je najbrži? 00:00:30.580 --> 00:00:31.700 2,000 mph 00:00:33.460 --> 00:00:33.960 Sonic 00:00:34.700 --> 00:00:36.880 2,500 mph, Superman 00:00:37.340 --> 00:00:39.720 Flash sa 3,000 mph 00:00:40.220 --> 00:00:42.460 Sve jednadžbe su točne 00:00:44.920 --> 00:00:47.040 DJ KILLER KEEMSTAR 00:00:47.300 --> 00:00:48.980 Juri ko raketa stari moj! 00:00:49.660 --> 00:00:51.900 Kako mogu biti brz s ovim nogama? 00:00:51.960 --> 00:00:53.720 Nisi ni približno brze. (ali sexy u pm) 00:00:53.720 --> 00:00:54.220 Što si rekao tata poods? 00:00:56.180 --> 00:00:58.420 Skuter-kun!? 00:00:58.420 --> 00:00:59.840 Brz sam ko kurac dječače 00:00:59.840 --> 00:01:01.700 Učinit ću te najbržom živećom kurvom 00:01:01.820 --> 00:01:03.260 Brži si od Keemstarra 00:01:03.680 --> 00:01:04.480 Ne moguće! 00:01:05.080 --> 00:01:07.480 Nitko ne može biti brži od Killer Keema! 00:01:07.920 --> 00:01:11.440 Dokazati ću da moji prijatelji i ja to možemo ostvariti! 00:01:11.700 --> 00:01:15.880 Radeći zajedno, koristeći snagu prijateljstva i kotača <3 00:01:16.580 --> 00:01:17.460 Snažni smo! 00:01:17.980 --> 00:01:20.440 Ok, ok Skuter-sama (jebeno se odluči kome se obraćaš!) Ići ću sa tobom! 00:01:21.260 --> 00:01:27.920 *Epska glazba svira u pozadini* 00:01:28.860 --> 00:01:32.640 Ovo je test brzine #1, Skuter-sama (Ok ostajemo kod sama) 00:01:32.940 --> 00:01:37.600 *Pewds trenira i radi trikove* 00:01:37.740 --> 00:01:40.140 Ovo je jedini način da budem dovoljno brz. 00:01:40.540 --> 00:01:42.300 Ako ne preživim (ne govori to poods :<) 00:01:42.440 --> 00:01:44.260 Pretplati me Keemstar (proklet bio) 00:01:44.660 --> 00:01:49.960 *Poods odlazi* 00:01:49.960 --> 00:01:50.460 *EPSKA DRAMA JOŠ JAČA* 00:01:50.460 --> 00:01:56.160 *INTENZIVNA SO(TON)SKA GLAZBA 00:01:56.160 --> 00:01:56.700 TO JE TO! 00:01:56.700 --> 00:02:06.600 *Poods sensei pokazuje najbolje trikove! 00:02:06.900 --> 00:02:09.300 Znate da sam brz, ali moj prijatelj je brži. 00:02:09.920 --> 00:02:11.680 A da? Zašto me ne upoznaš? 00:02:12.380 --> 00:02:13.500 Jeste li ikada vidjeli ovo? 00:02:14.140 --> 00:02:16.220 Koturaljke bez cipela *KLAK* 00:02:16.640 --> 00:02:17.600 Iako imam cipele 00:02:17.600 --> 00:02:18.360 Tako da je sve u redu (BUDI OPREZAN TATA POODS? 00:02:24.640 --> 00:02:25.920 *razočaravajući neuspjeh* 00:02:32.000 --> 00:02:33.440 *i opet neuspješno* 00:02:34.380 --> 00:02:36.520 *POODS 1 - 0 ŽIVOT* 00:02:36.520 --> 00:02:37.420 *udara kameru* 00:02:37.420 --> 00:02:38.460 *smijeh* Isuse! 00:02:39.160 --> 00:02:40.520 Čovječe ubijao sam! 00:02:41.080 --> 00:02:42.120 Išao sam jako brzo... 00:02:42.120 --> 00:02:43.580 Ali ne dovoljno brzo. 00:02:44.260 --> 00:02:46.260 *Baca koturaljke u smeće* 00:02:46.260 --> 00:02:48.140 *RIP koturaljke* 00:02:48.140 --> 00:02:56.960 *moram biti brz* 00:02:56.960 --> 00:02:58.840 *Epsko driftanje na biciklu* 00:03:00.380 --> 00:03:01.260 Sporo... 00:03:01.560 --> 00:03:02.200 DOSTA 00:03:02.740 --> 00:03:05.220 *baci bicikl i nastavlja ga zlostavljati* 00:03:06.940 --> 00:03:08.940 *DOKRAJČI GA* 00:03:09.900 --> 00:03:10.680 *zbogom drveni bicikl* 00:03:10.680 --> 00:03:12.680 *reci bok koturaljkama* 00:03:13.160 --> 00:03:14.120 To su one prave. 00:03:15.620 --> 00:03:16.120 *koji vrag je ovo?* 00:03:16.800 --> 00:03:17.760 Brzo... 00:03:19.280 --> 00:03:20.800 *pokušava održavati ravnotežu* 00:03:22.300 --> 00:03:22.800 do jaja. 00:03:22.860 --> 00:03:25.400 To su te koje će me odvesti natrag u budućnost. 00:03:25.580 --> 00:03:28.120 *prijateljska pomoć* 00:03:28.120 --> 00:03:29.720 *POZDRAVI MARTYA I DOCA!* 00:03:29.720 --> 00:03:31.720 (ISUSE KRISTE) 00:03:31.720 --> 00:03:33.900 (UPALILO JE) 00:03:33.900 --> 00:03:35.520 (PEWDS GDJE SI??!!) 00:03:35.520 --> 00:03:37.520 (K VRAGU DOŠAO SI NATRAG) 00:03:39.180 --> 00:03:40.280 Vratio sam se 00:03:40.460 --> 00:03:41.020 ali čekaj 00:03:41.360 --> 00:03:44.680 ima još toga iz čevrte dimenzije... 00:03:44.680 --> 00:03:45.180 *sponsor eagle baca kutiju van kadra* 00:03:45.500 --> 00:03:47.820 Hvala ti svemirski sponsor eagle!!! 00:03:47.820 --> 00:03:48.800 (GLUH SAM) 00:03:48.800 --> 00:03:49.560 Epska izrada filmova. 00:03:49.820 --> 00:03:53.020 Otvorit ćemo izdanje prošlog mjeseca 00:03:53.740 --> 00:03:55.180 Koje je "futuristično" 00:03:55.860 --> 00:04:00.180 Spremni? Ali čekaj! Lootcrate mijenja temu svaki 19. u mjesecu. 00:04:01.540 --> 00:04:07.020 Pobrinite se da naručite prije 19. da dobijete temu kolovoza, koja je "Anti-hero": 00:04:07.980 --> 00:04:10.620 Otiđite na lootcrate.com/pewds, upišite kod "pewds" 00:04:11.440 --> 00:04:12.240 Dobivate 10% popusta. 00:04:12.240 --> 00:04:13.980 (Čuo sam ovo sranje toliko puta znam ga već napamet) 00:04:13.980 --> 00:04:16.020 *Poziv parenja* 00:04:16.260 --> 00:04:16.920 Mega Man! 00:04:17.700 --> 00:04:19.620 Ok.. oh! Koji ću dobiti? 00:04:20.020 --> 00:04:21.780 Michael, koji želiš? 00:04:21.780 --> 00:04:22.340 Michael: "Meega Man" 00:04:22.360 --> 00:04:24.320 Oh, želiš Mega Mana? 00:04:24.440 --> 00:04:25.960 Aww želiš Mega Mana? Ma daj. 00:04:27.360 --> 00:04:27.860 O moj bože. 00:04:27.860 --> 00:04:29.440 Michael razmišlja: Tako mi boga ako me vara... 00:04:29.440 --> 00:04:30.360 *smijeh* 00:04:31.160 --> 00:04:32.620 ha... ne.. aaayeee! 00:04:33.200 --> 00:04:34.480 Pretpostavljam da je Mega Man. 00:04:34.540 --> 00:04:35.320 Je li Mega-? 00:04:35.320 --> 00:04:35.820 Je! 00:04:35.980 --> 00:04:37.100 Zašto je narančasti? 00:04:37.100 --> 00:04:40.140 Ovo je... Ovo je baš kawaii sugoi, 00:04:40.380 --> 00:04:41.020 jesam li u pravu? 00:04:41.020 --> 00:04:43.840 Zapravo je baš kul. Sviđa mi se, dobar dizajn. 00:04:44.360 --> 00:04:45.260 Michael želiš to? 00:04:45.380 --> 00:04:45.880 Michael: Yeaaah! 00:04:46.760 --> 00:04:47.260 Michael: OW 00:04:47.400 --> 00:04:48.200 Uzmi kutiju. 00:04:48.200 --> 00:04:48.920 *Baca kutiju* 00:04:48.940 --> 00:04:49.740 *DOBRO SAM, ZAPRAVO NE, UPOMOĆ YOUTUBE #SaveMichael* 00:04:49.740 --> 00:04:54.560 Ne znam što je ovo, samo znam da je Rick and Morty, ali ako želite znati, ostavite komentar. 00:04:54.880 --> 00:04:56.480 Jeste li obožavatelji Simpsona? 00:04:56.480 --> 00:04:58.440 Zato što je to moj nadraži crtić 00:04:59.000 --> 00:05:02.240 I VOLIM svemirski brod 00:05:03.620 --> 00:05:05.140 Millenium Falcon 00:05:05.260 --> 00:05:06.140 Ohh evo ga 00:05:06.140 --> 00:05:07.180 (možeš ti to pewds) 00:05:07.180 --> 00:05:07.680 *klak* 00:05:07.980 --> 00:05:08.480 HEEEJ 00:05:09.700 --> 00:05:13.720 Počeli smo raditi na studiju, tako da sada imamo policu i trebamo čim više stvari na njoj 00:05:13.840 --> 00:05:15.740 Lootcrate je idealan za to 00:05:15.740 --> 00:05:18.920 Ok, ovo je čudno. Prvi puta da ne znam što je to. 00:05:19.520 --> 00:05:22.560 Piše USS Enterprise, dakle znam da je Star Wars 00:05:22.900 --> 00:05:24.640 ali star fleet... Ne znam. 00:05:24.640 --> 00:05:26.280 Ne znam zašto je takvo 00:05:26.280 --> 00:05:29.620 Napišite u komentarima iz kojeg Star Warsa je ovo. 00:05:29.860 --> 00:05:30.360 HEEJ! 00:05:30.360 --> 00:05:31.820 Još jedan strip 00:05:32.700 --> 00:05:34.180 4001AD 00:05:34.440 --> 00:05:35.800 Čovječe ovo je bolesno. 00:05:36.020 --> 00:05:43.300 I za kraj, "Peace be with you* iz... što je to.. iz Battle Star Galactica 00:05:43.500 --> 00:05:46.340 Ok! Imamo policu, baš je lijepa 00:05:46.800 --> 00:05:48.740 Volim ove male figurice 00:05:48.780 --> 00:05:51.720 Posjetite Lootcrate, dobivate 10% popusta ako koristite link u opisu 00:05:51.720 --> 00:05:58.320 lootcrate.com/pewds, upišite kod *pewds*, dajete potporu emisiji i jako sam vam zahvalan, jako puno to znači. 00:05:58.800 --> 00:06:02.100 I dobivate dobru ponudu za kul stvari poput ovih. 00:06:02.100 --> 00:06:03.740 *Više epske glazbe* 00:06:03.740 --> 00:06:05.980 To je bilo brzo, ali samo 88 mph. 00:06:06.760 --> 00:06:08.220 A moram ići, moram ići barem... 00:06:08.240 --> 00:06:09.100 BRZO DO JAJA. 00:06:11.480 --> 00:06:16.000 Oh, oh. O ne. O ne. O ne. Oh. 00:06:18.800 --> 00:06:20.160 To je bio moj zadnji pokušaj. 00:06:20.180 --> 00:06:22.080 Ima još nade, PewDiePie. 00:06:22.360 --> 00:06:22.860 Reci mi. 00:06:23.100 --> 00:06:24.140 Napravit' ću sve. 00:06:24.360 --> 00:06:25.080 ROBO-KURVA 00:06:25.080 --> 00:06:26.420 To zvuči odlično. 00:06:26.800 --> 00:06:27.520 Gdje je? 00:06:27.520 --> 00:06:29.520 Ovdje. 00:06:30.240 --> 00:06:30.740 Oh... 00:06:34.020 --> 00:06:50.940 00:06:50.940 --> 00:06:51.920 *Tako to izgleda dok ste odrasli djeco moja* 00:06:51.920 --> 00:07:05.000 00:07:06.260 --> 00:07:06.760 00:07:06.760 --> 00:07:08.680 Znate li uopće koliko sam brz? 00:07:10.180 --> 00:07:11.620 Brz sam u kurac!