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pEwDs, y0u hEff t0 pLaY m0Ar gAeMs!

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But pEwDs, i th0uGhT 'cHu weR3 a gAemin' cHanNel!

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c'mon pEwdS! pL4y s0mE gAem, m8!

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*heavy breathe* wHy hAevn'T y0u sUd0ku aLrEadY?

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*all together* PLAY MOAR GAMES!1!!1

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- I WANT TO SEE MOAR GAMES, PLEASE!
- PLEASE! PLAY MOAR GAMES!!!

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*unintelligible gibberish*

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OKAY, FINE!1!!1

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I'll play games!

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I'll play the best goddamn game

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there is, and the entire universe!

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I'm talking, of course, about...

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*dat intensify*

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- I'm talking, of course, about...
- I'm talking, of course, about...

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*da moar intensify*

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- Ga-ru-su und Pan-za ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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Do-rim Tanku Mat-chi ༼ つ ◕_◕ ༽つ

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gArUsU und PaNza, DaRim TaNkU MaTcHi (･_･)

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*wat anime?* *sauce plz* :v (it's Girls und Panzer actually)

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Oh wow!

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Look at that, everyone.

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What-- Dammit! Can I play?!

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Here we go.

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It's time to kill

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all the--

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What da hell is dat?

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War has changed

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There you go.

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A nice, little, cute animu gaems

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where no one gets--

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Jesus!

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Why is dis a game?

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HAHAHAHAHaha...

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Oh!

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Finally, a good game, everyone!

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Oh god x2

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I'm stuck x2

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Repair--

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*Sniped*

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There ya go!

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*myanimelist.net/profile/pewdie* ༼ʘ̚ل͜ʘ̚༽

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*KABOOM!* *GAME OVER*

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OMG!

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is that a communist sign?

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am I russian? *yea~ you are, blyat*

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am i USSR? *yes, you are, blyat!*

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omg, queue the russian anthem, please.

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*anthem starts*

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Pewds: "Soiuz nerushimyj...

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*he's trying, at least :D*

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¡F I R E!

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*anthem continues*

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FOR OUR COUNTRY!
[anthem continues]

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You filthy capitalist anime scumbags!

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*YEs, ma'am*

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¡T A K E!

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¡T H I S!

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*Pewd's battle cry*

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Just gotta watch out for bombs and stuff.

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Oh! no x9

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*kaboom*

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DAMMIT--!

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*real focus (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)*

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*dem driving man (▀̿Ĺ̯▀̿ ̿)!*

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Let's do a shortcut.

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*wee*

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NO!! ARE YOU-- NO! (ノಠ益ಠ)ノ

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wE hEff dA p0wEr 0f g0D!

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aNd aNimU on mY SidE!

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*boom*

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C'm0n, mAn!

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NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!

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*ZERO DEFF* aAaaAAAGggGhhHHHH *ZERO DEFF*

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War...

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*instant replay!!*

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Finally, a game that doesn't undermind the terror of war

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*yeah yeah* :v

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that doesn't glori-- glorify the horrible things

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that goes on in battle.

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Finally, a game with realistic teddy bears :P

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and you can shoot them for extra point. *make sense*

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War... has changed...

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*okay .__.*

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Wait, who is this?
*This is Mika, Pewds*

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am i playing as a slav? *No Pewds, she's Finnish*

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an anime slav, really? *No, I said it already, Finnish*

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They're wearing tracksuits

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The Slaves are here!
*Fins*

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Cyka!

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B L Y A T!

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YEAHAHAHA~

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*foreign slav confirmed*

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Wonder if there's any Swedish tank-- oh, that's right

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we are bunch of pussies

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*LOL*

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*wooooooaaaaaaahhhhhh*

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*pew*

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ACE'd, GIRL! OH MY GOD!! HERE IT COMES!!

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UUGGRRAAAAHAHAHAHA!

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Man, you know

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this game really makes me think

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if war was just filled with animu grillz

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well then war wouldn't be that bad.
*good thoughts, pewds. real good*

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Oh, those are the german's... (Oh no...)

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Am I the Germans?

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I think I am. (Poor poodsiepie ;_;)

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Great...

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Fantastic...

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Queue the german anthem, please...

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*Oops*

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- Full CC by me :P -