WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:01.920 YaYeet, @AlphaPlayer23 Twitter. (This is a cool dude. I don't really know, I just went to subtitle this and that was there) 00:00:01.920 --> 00:00:07.740 Damn I could really use a snack right now. How about you? If you clicked on this video 00:00:07.940 --> 00:00:14.260 I'm sure you must be hungry. Hey, what's that send you a value pack see but I'm not just hungry for anything 00:00:14.800 --> 00:00:21.060 I want that rare snack that precious tasty taste that no one else has ever tasted 00:00:21.400 --> 00:00:26.220 Oh, I could tell you why you know what? I'm hungry for. I think you're gonna like this. Okay. How about this? 00:00:26.400 --> 00:00:27.660 forbidden 00:00:27.670 --> 00:00:31.379 Strawberry ice cream when you see it, it will blow your mi(laughter)nd 00:00:32.340 --> 00:00:35.639 Not just from tasting it but looking at it 00:00:36.250 --> 00:00:42.959 This one legit took me awhile cuz I don't get it. Oh my god. I WaNt To EaT iT. It lOoKs dEliCiOuS 00:00:44.170 --> 00:00:50.520 You're not feeling a dessert? Okay. Alright. I understand me neither. Sometimes you just want something ehhh 00:00:50.520 --> 00:00:55.889 ehh is a sweet that isn't necessarily ice cream. I got you fam (why thankyou ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ) 00:00:56.170 --> 00:01:01.859 Only ten sweet calories one sweet juicy choice. How about some gummy bears? (No thank you (; ) 00:01:01.859 --> 00:01:04.649 num num num num o: I made so num num num num num 00:01:04.750 --> 00:01:10.889 Still want them give them to me, give them! I know there's soap, but I still want them in my mouth. 00:01:10.920 --> 00:01:17.009 What do you not understand? I know eating them will probably kill me, but I still want to put them in my mouth 00:01:17.380 --> 00:01:22.080 What's so hard to understand about that! ):< the real forbidden snacks? 00:01:22.080 --> 00:01:25.830 I mean, not if you're a youtuber you can afford it even me 00:01:25.830 --> 00:01:32.939 I'm like nah, no, they overcharge it and I will not do it another forbidden ice cream, okay 00:01:32.970 --> 00:01:34.970 Alright, what could it be? It looks delicious!!! (NANI?!) 00:01:35.890 --> 00:01:41.549 Darth Wader's(lol wader xD) scalp. Yes. I do want to eat it. Why do you have to judge me for it? grr 00:01:41.549 --> 00:01:46.979 don't you just hate when you're eating your favorite snack and then someone else comes in and be like zzz and you're like 00:01:46.979 --> 00:01:47.939 Schut de fvf up! (Follow @Alphaplayer23 Twitter .3.) 00:01:48.220 --> 00:01:54.989 Somehow they have soand your meal with their judgement. It's like they spit in it. Come on stay for dinner. We're having spaghetti 00:01:55.270 --> 00:01:59.280 Well, if your wife made the sauce I'm staying. I remember when I was younger 00:01:59.280 --> 00:02:04.739 I would eat noodles when I came to home and my dad would he would smell it and he would go U g H 00:02:05.170 --> 00:02:08.670 Why do you eat that garbage and I'm like, but it's delicious (Yeah. It is >;c hecin normies, ya get me fam?) 00:02:09.210 --> 00:02:12.449 But you just took away at least two points on the delicious scale 00:02:13.120 --> 00:02:17.759 Because of your judgment and I want you to eat the skull of Darth Vader 00:02:18.400 --> 00:02:20.400 Then I don't need your judgment 00:02:21.280 --> 00:02:27.059 2018 PewDiePie everybody what has happened fisherman buddy of mine found this magical guy 00:02:27.280 --> 00:02:34.709 No eating him. It's forbidden. So yes, sometimes I guess you get these super rare. What does it call mutants, or..? 00:02:34.709 --> 00:02:39.869 Yeah, okay, and you're not supposed to eat them because they're so rare, but whenever anyone tells 00:02:40.930 --> 00:02:44.040 Don't eat it. My brain just goes. Oh 00:02:44.980 --> 00:02:46.540 Yeah 00:02:46.540 --> 00:02:48.010 so 00:02:48.010 --> 00:02:50.520 By saying I shouldn't eat it. I 00:02:51.580 --> 00:02:58.679 Want to eat it more it's blue. It probably tastes like bubblegum blue is color of bubblegum (wot pewds I only know pink bubblegum) 00:02:58.680 --> 00:03:04.980 It's a bubble gum Lobster bubble gum lobster bubble gum Lobster 00:03:05.010 --> 00:03:12.209 I don't care if I'm not supposed to eat. This is a no-judgment zone in this channel. We're an all-inclusive Channel 00:03:12.250 --> 00:03:18.330 No judgment, aloud forbiden bacon everybody. Damn you ever cut down a tree and just go 00:03:20.590 --> 00:03:23.580 You ever slice a tree in the many slices and 00:03:25.510 --> 00:03:27.510 oh excuse 00:03:27.700 --> 00:03:29.700 Excuse me, mr. Tree but 00:03:30.030 --> 00:03:34.169 I didn't know you look so delicious. You can taste it through the screen. I 00:03:35.590 --> 00:03:39.630 Want to eat you tree now, I don't know if it's nearly approaching dinnertime 00:03:39.670 --> 00:03:43.649 But I'm getting hungry a swimming banana 00:03:45.670 --> 00:03:47.670 Dang (DEMONITIZED) 00:03:48.070 --> 00:03:54.959 Oaw That's a GOOD banana dang usually, you know people use bananas in some sort of sexual way, now that's sexy ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) 00:03:55.180 --> 00:03:57.180 Okay, I want that in my mouth (Thats what she said omgxDsofunny) 00:03:57.180 --> 00:03:59.050 ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) slurpslurpslurpslurp 00:03:59.050 --> 00:04:05.969 Still looking for a snack still looking for something to quench your hunger all this works making me really hungry 00:04:06.070 --> 00:04:12.779 I know just the thing. Have you heard of forbidden tuna? That's right everybody 00:04:12.780 --> 00:04:20.040 It's me. You crack open this can of tuna. You got a 100% chance of not surviving. I like those odds 00:04:20.200 --> 00:04:24.089 That's what makes it forbidden. And that's what makes it so damn delicious 00:04:24.550 --> 00:04:31.140 Can you imagine the tuna that no one has ever eaten that's gotta be so good. Are you still hungry? 00:04:31.690 --> 00:04:33.690 Okay, let's keep going guys 00:04:33.720 --> 00:04:41.160 I put an orange on my cat and now it looks like an egg and now I want to eat it. So 00:04:41.770 --> 00:04:45.600 It's a cat and an orange, but does it taste like egg? 00:04:45.600 --> 00:04:52.679 Cuz it looks like egg many much tastes like trying to wrap my head around this but it doesn't make any sense 00:04:52.950 --> 00:04:58.349 Cats don't lay eggs. I don't understand this ain't it. Which way do you like them, Jamie? 00:04:58.349 --> 00:05:00.349 Grandville? (idk speak up kid) 00:05:01.570 --> 00:05:04.140 Another dessert terra-misu 00:05:06.539 --> 00:05:09.408 MmM! that looks good. That looks very good 00:05:10.009 --> 00:05:15.589 What's that? It's about a thousand times. My size has that ever stopped me. I could just have a slice 00:05:15.590 --> 00:05:17.180 I don't need the whole thing 00:05:17.180 --> 00:05:21.799 All right. I know why it's too big for me. But I'll just have a tiny little piece of it 00:05:22.319 --> 00:05:26.869 Forbidden this one is classified as forbidden. That's how you know, it's gonna be 00:05:28.110 --> 00:05:30.710 Forbidden ground beef. I 00:05:31.620 --> 00:05:38.840 Actually thought it was-- red mop! That must be the flavor of the beef red mop. A mop flavored beef 00:05:38.840 --> 00:05:42.560 I know it's a mop. Okay, don't get me wrong here. I'm not stupid (no it beef. u just dum dum pee pee poo poo head. I'm just kidding I'm sorry man.) 00:05:42.919 --> 00:05:48.889 I know it's a mop. But does it taste like beef? Hey, where's the baby? Okay, I get it 00:05:49.129 --> 00:05:55.158 You're not into desserts. Okay, you're not into actual food. Okay, you want a snack? 00:05:55.159 --> 00:06:01.369 You just want a snack. I got you fam. I got you. How about some Cheetos but 00:06:04.139 --> 00:06:06.139 Forbidden Cheeto, oh 00:06:06.810 --> 00:06:08.810 Dang(Christian Server) that 00:06:09.210 --> 00:06:14.239 It's a Chinese cheeto. Ha ha ha ha ha (so funny). Dang. That looks good 00:06:14.310 --> 00:06:18.649 Mmm, even the dog he's giving me that look, isn't he he is like here buddy 00:06:18.650 --> 00:06:19.909 You've done a lot for me 00:06:19.909 --> 00:06:24.649 You can have a bite like one or two bites, that's it I want it in my mouth( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°). I'm not gay 00:06:24.690 --> 00:06:31.429 All right, but I want that dog's leg in my mouth. All right, you're a- you're a tough one to convince 00:06:31.440 --> 00:06:38.059 All right, so no snacks. No desserts no meals. How about just a simple soup, huh? 00:06:38.419 --> 00:06:43.908 Just a simple soup, but of course, forbidden suit. That's right. How about 00:06:44.669 --> 00:06:50.419 Listen, you don't know if you like it. Unless you've tried it. How are you supposed to know? 00:06:50.419 --> 00:06:56.329 I think it's really rude for people to disseminate against others. All right, just eat him 00:06:56.360 --> 00:07:03.560 Stop being so racist just eat it. I'm getting really sick. I'm not finding the right food that I want to eat 00:07:03.560 --> 00:07:05.929 Just want a food. I just want to food that's forbidden 00:07:06.659 --> 00:07:12.109 Possibly illegal and most hundred percent certain they will kill me. Is that so hard to understand? All right 00:07:12.810 --> 00:07:19.419 Okay, fine. How about forbidden Koh, how about some forbidden toast it? 00:07:20.120 --> 00:07:24.789 Probably is (a rock)Iraq!! It weighs just like a rock. It feels cold like a rock 00:07:24.789 --> 00:07:30.639 It is surrounded by rock, but it looks like a toast!!!(GRrR) How about some cheese?!?! 00:07:30.830 --> 00:07:38.770 It will burn your face off. How about some shell? I don't care if it's Birds. What about some steak? 00:07:39.340 --> 00:07:42.120 Here you go. Vegans have some steak 00:07:43.000 --> 00:07:45.000 tee hee forbidden cheese steak 00:07:45.380 --> 00:07:49.540 Forbidden broccoli. Why is all the things I want to eat? 00:07:50.270 --> 00:07:56.319 Why are they all forbidden I guess I will not have any I guess I won't eat anything 00:07:56.560 --> 00:08:03.369 I guess I'd rather starve. It's not my fault that I can't control my cravings you and I, we'll forever suffer 00:08:03.370 --> 00:08:09.190 We will never know about the wonderful taste that our buds are being denied 00:08:09.190 --> 00:08:15.069 This is actually a tragedy. It's a sad story, but we must be strong one day 00:08:15.069 --> 00:08:19.269 We will eat their forbidden food speaking of food FaZe 00:08:19.580 --> 00:08:25.629 Lampshade the absolute mad lad ate a picture of my face one of the most delicious 00:08:26.389 --> 00:08:28.749 forbidden snacks for a hundred days 00:08:48.089 --> 00:08:52.609 Which means now I have to eat a picture of his face, yes 00:08:52.610 --> 00:08:59.839 That is how that works smash like and I will do it in the next episode of PewDiePie. Goodbye and check out the merch O: 00:09:00.450 --> 00:09:06.379 Limited time only meme review merch, if you're a 9 year old and you want to flex it 00:09:06.379 --> 00:09:07.710 (DABS DABS DABS)EXTRA CLOUT!!! 00:09:07.710 --> 00:09:13.460 Which of course you want to do link is in the description. I see you guys tomorrow. 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