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Fortnite livestream draws in more than 1 million viewers

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Drake sets record with his Fortnite Twitch debut

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Fortnite holds the record for the most videos related to a video game uploaded in a single month EVER!!!

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200,000 VIEWERS VS 20,000.

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They're getting paid?

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They're getting paid to play Fortnite?

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They are getting paid for it!

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YouTube Gaming,
it's all Fortnite!

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(Deep satanic voice)
It's all Fortnite!

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(Even more satanic voice!)
It's all Fortniiiiiiiite!

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!

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(Reverses to normal Pewds)
Hey, how's it going guys? It's me.

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I am here,
Pewdiep...

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It's Pewdiepie

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I am here to talk about my favorite video game of all time.

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Fortnite.
(Clearly Fortnite)

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I love this game.

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So fun.

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You know hat I look for in a game?

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No, no, no, go away

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That's right. I prefer th-
the rip-off of the game.

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That's my favourite versio- *laughs*

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Oh, sorry!

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I meant the rip-off of the rip-off of the rip-off of the rip-off of the rip-off of the rip-off of a game.

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Now that's what I call original content!

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Fortnite is just everywhere lately.

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And uh, I think I'm the only one.
I'm the only one left that hasn't played it.

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So today I thought we are going to play it.
(No please...)

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Oh wow, look.
It looks like we are gonna win it!

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Just gotta keep building, which is what this game is all about, apparently

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*many bangs*

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*burps*

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Where is the other guy?

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Oh there he is!

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Uh jeez, I don't know if I can do this...

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*epic gun fight sounds*

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Oh I did it, yeah! (Nope)

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Yeah I did it! (No you didn't)

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(oh look at how cheerful he is, this is totally not sarcastic)

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*cuts to YouTube video*

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Oh sorry I didn't realize I had to,

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play the game.

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Wait, I have to play the game myself and not just,

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react to prerecorded footage that someone else did?

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Instead we are going to react to some

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Fortnite cringe, everybody.

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*chuckles*
that's right

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I am better than everyone else so, uh!

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I get to do this.

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I am just joking of course,

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I'm not gonna play Fortnite.

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What, do you think I'm some pathetic beta male?

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That's right.

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We're instead going to laugh at people playing Fortnite.

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Starting off with my favorite

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Fortinite channel

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"Ali-A"

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This is capitalism

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at it's finest.

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Look at this *chuckles*

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My god

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It's all Fortnite

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*chuckles*

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Isn't it...

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It's a lot of arrows, and there's a lot of Fortnite

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And you, you got to appreciate it

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Jesus Christ, dude

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I especially like this one,

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You know, here's a "regular" video

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With an interesting concept

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200,000 views

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Right next to it, "The WORST Fortnite: Battle Royale player EVER! (FUNNY)"

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5,000,000 views

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I think the main thing I learned about this is- is- is the color.

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There's a lot of shiny color here

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Cause' I feel like if I took one of my,

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regular thumbnails, this is garbage

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It needs way more hue on it

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Uh, let's see here.

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There you g- there you go, that looks much better

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I think this is how I will do all my thumbnails from now on

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We got to get the kids to watch it, that's how you do it

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You just, increase that hue/saturation slider

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And you got the kids watching

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What's the number two thing?

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That's right

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The intros, you got to bait the kids in alright,

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they're not just going to watch some ten minute video,

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unless you have some bait going on

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So you got to have something

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r/mildlyinteresting

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happening, and the just roll the intro

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"YOOOOO LOOK AT THAT"

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Three, two, one, DROP IT

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*Interesting music choice"

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Yooooo

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Look at that

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*EARRAPE*

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If you want to find out what's over there,

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watch the whole ten minute video guys

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It's pretty epic

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*EARRAPE*

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This rule applies to all YouTubers

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But I think, I think "Ali-A" does it the finest

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"THESE GUYS ARE TRYING TO STEAL MY SECRET LOOT SPOT"

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"I do not think so guys"

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*more interesting music*

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What's he going to do?

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*dances some more*

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heh

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Guess i'll have to watch thirty-four minutes to find out!

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This isn't applied to just Ali-A

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This formula literally applies to every single Fortnite streamer/YouTuber ever

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"A whole inventory of legendaries!"

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"Okay, okay now we just need to win the game guys"

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Oh my God

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What was he doing?

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Alright we're down to the top ten

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*shots firing*

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Oh my god

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How did I kill him?

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*Whew* seven people alive

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*peaceful music plays*

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Brad and Sive

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Why don't I have a cool flashy intro like all the other cool yo- Fortnite YouTuber's?

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* I n h a l e *

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Ho-Make one please now

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Otherwise

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I'm gonna be super angry

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Where is the other guy? Oh there he is

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Ah geez I don't know if I can do this

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* epic intro plays*

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*wheeze*

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Dat was epic

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WOW, what a cool intro

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Ali-A has the best intros though

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"This is the most crazy base I've ever seen mate"

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"This is actually...

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...insane"

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*Hyuck*

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Haha

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*gasp*

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*cough*

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*gasp again*

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"OH MY GOD A THIRD ONE"

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"FOUR IN ONE GAME!"

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"I HAVE NEVER EXPERIENCED THAT IN MY LIFE!"

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NO ONE HAS EVER DONE THAT

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It's like, uh

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We're n- we're not just clickbaiting the clickbait

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we gotta clickbait the actual content by now

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It's really...

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eehhhhh *chuckle*

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How far is this gonna go?

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A- at the end of the day theyrebfsi...

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there will just be no content whatsoever

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Just clickbait outta clickbait

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Like, "Just keep watching guys"

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Well actually, this kinda reminds me of TV cuz, isn't that what they do?

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With the, uh. Oh!

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"Stay tuned after the commercial!"

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"We have some important announcements!"

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--And then you watch through the commercial...

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There's never something important...

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*oh my god...*

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I just discovered that TV is a lie!

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*smart pewds* oh i'm so woke!

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Well we're heading there, we're heading there that's for sure.

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If anything i should just start clickbaiting my mid-rolls!

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So that, uh..... *chuckle*

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You guys will keep watching through the midroll

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GUYS SORRY WE GOTTA TAKE A COMMERCIAL MIDROLL HERE

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But after this video--uhhhh... the

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*COMMERCIAL*

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--"THERE'S SOMETHING THERE!!!!"

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there is SOMETHING THERE

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"It's easy for children to draw with MAGIDRAW™!"

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[  KEMONO Drawing by Tsukune Daiga (@Diga_foxdog)  ]
 
"They draw in a body putting in a positioning points,"

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"... and build up the picture!"

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"MAGIDRAW™ and JUNIOR MAGIDRAW™"

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"The exciting way to draw"

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(It's time to release the beast)

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"oh hell naw"

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WHAAAT THE [funk]

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I'M FEELIN ELECTRIFIEEEED ♪

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WHAAAT THE--

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(ruh roh)

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THAT'S A SWEAR!!!!

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THAT'S A SWEAR IN THE INTRO

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What the frick, man?

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I've been trying to censor my swears...

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For the FRICKIN longest time...

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and he just gets awa-

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This bes- better not-- this best not be monetised

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or i'm going to get so angry...

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R E E E E E E

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This is outrageous. I'm tired of this.

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I'm tired of YouTube's hypocrisy.

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This is favourism

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*sneers*

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...stupid.

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Alright, let's see the dance then.

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Let's see the dance

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...doin' the fortnite dances.

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啊 HEELL YEEAAAA

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oAo HEEECK YEEEE

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No, no, no

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I need more come on

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come on

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Dance for daddy ;3

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9 million views, everybody. 9 million views.

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I am not salty by the way

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If you think i'm criticising these Fortnite youtubers

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because i am jealous

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that they're getting millions of views

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then you are MISTAKEN.

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I am not s...s-so low...

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m'kay? (sure....)

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I get a lot of views too and they're ALL monetized...

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trust me

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I got a TON of ads rollin on my videos (of course...)