WEBVTT Kind: captions Language: en-GB 00:00:00.000 --> 00:00:04.480 *Falcon Lover's Mating Call* 00:00:04.480 --> 00:00:06.700 The green screen competition 00:00:06.700 --> 00:00:08.180 has been finished 00:00:08.180 --> 00:00:10.020 Here are the winning contestants 00:00:10.020 --> 00:00:10.520 but before... 00:00:10.520 --> 00:00:11.120 *hates himself* 00:00:11.120 --> 00:00:12.340 But before we begin *used it twice* 00:00:12.340 --> 00:00:14.100 I want to announce a new competition 00:00:14.140 --> 00:00:16.140 Check out the link in the description 00:00:16.280 --> 00:00:19.200 I want you bros to submit your best PewDiePie memes 00:00:19.620 --> 00:00:22.660 Try to make them 1 funny. 2 clever. and 3 relevant. 00:00:22.980 --> 00:00:24.500 it could be anything 00:00:24.500 --> 00:00:26.080 just don't make any of that cringy 00:00:26.180 --> 00:00:27.360 GARBAGE that I know so many 00:00:27.520 --> 00:00:29.980 of you submitted for the green screen competition 00:00:29.980 --> 00:00:30.480 Pls save ma soul What? 00:00:30.700 --> 00:00:31.220 *No offense* 00:00:31.420 --> 00:00:34.920 I appreciate all my fans content without any exception 00:00:34.920 --> 00:00:36.260 Except all that FUCKING cringy shit 00:00:36.260 --> 00:00:38.080 *inaudable comment about Leafyishere* 00:00:38.080 --> 00:00:39.000 ALERT: TRIGGER WARNING OH NOOOOOO 00:00:39.120 --> 00:00:41.320 It's gonna go from absolute shit 00:00:41.420 --> 00:00:43.360 to amazing-ly edited. Hell Yeah. 00:00:43.360 --> 00:00:46.000 Your probably going to be better off not watching this video. *Uhhh*. 00:00:46.000 --> 00:00:47.560 That actually goes for all my videos *yeah totally* 00:00:47.580 --> 00:00:50.020 but regardless that check this out 00:00:50.200 --> 00:00:52.900 Greenscreen Pewds: I love shakin my hips like this. *lel* 00:00:53.200 --> 00:00:53.700 Ooohhhh 00:00:56.720 --> 00:00:57.520 *oh mama* 00:00:57.520 --> 00:00:58.020 Marzia: wut *NEEDS A MEME*! Sorry For spoilers 00:00:58.020 --> 00:01:03.980 *Pewds reacts* Lel 00:01:03.980 --> 00:01:05.140 Simple but effective 00:01:05.140 --> 00:01:08.160 That marcia reaction needs to be a meme in itself 00:01:08.160 --> 00:01:09.520 *Rejoins video midway* -ve shaking my hips like this 00:01:09.520 --> 00:01:10.060 ooh.. ooh.. oh mama 00:01:10.060 --> 00:01:10.600 whoo-hoo... 00:01:13.500 --> 00:01:14.520 oh mama 00:01:14.520 --> 00:01:14.720 What? 00:01:14.720 --> 00:01:15.020 Marzia: Wut? XD 00:01:15.020 --> 00:01:15.900 *Wheeze followed by laughter* 00:01:15.900 --> 00:01:17.020 *Pewds has 2 second lung faliure* *...* 00:01:17.020 --> 00:01:17.980 00:01:17.980 --> 00:01:20.040 *Pewds regains conciousness* *oh thank god* 00:01:20.600 --> 00:01:21.580 It's so good 00:01:21.940 --> 00:01:23.860 Greenscreen Pewds: Gi- Gi- Give papa Pewds some love 00:01:24.020 --> 00:01:24.680 FUCK HELL 00:01:24.920 --> 00:01:26.420 What is this supposed to be 00:01:26.960 --> 00:01:28.160 Greenscreen Pewds: Mmmmm 00:01:28.340 --> 00:01:29.700 You think you're funny you think 00:01:29.860 --> 00:01:30.820 You think I didn't think you would... 00:01:30.900 --> 00:01:31.820 oh mah god 00:01:32.720 --> 00:01:34.060 Man who I do not know:*man from jurassic park pewds* Come on, Come on, We gotta get out of here 00:01:34.100 --> 00:01:35.260 What is this? 00:01:35.260 --> 00:01:36.600 Man I still do not know: Now, now, RIGHT NOW! GOD DAMNIT! 00:01:37.400 --> 00:01:38.440 Ohhhhh, boy... 00:01:39.380 --> 00:01:41.480 I think I know what this is (going)... 00:01:41.480 --> 00:01:43.820 Killer Pewdstar: What is UPPPPPPP Dramaalert nation... *oh my god XD* 00:01:44.060 --> 00:01:44.620 I'm your host, K- K- Killer Keemstar 00:01:44.620 --> 00:01:48.600 "I'm your host, K-K-Killer Keemstar!" 00:01:48.600 --> 00:01:49.600 00:01:49.600 --> 00:01:52.660 R.I.P Headphone Users *It Hurts OWWWWWWWWWW* 00:02:00.440 --> 00:02:02.440 Greenscreen Pewds: If Marzia saw this, she'd be *discontinued* 00:02:02.440 --> 00:02:03.600 Greenscreen Pewds: I don't normally do this... 00:02:12.180 --> 00:02:12.980 Why is it... follow salty.saltbox on insta 00:02:12.980 --> 00:02:15.560 It was so bad but it was so good, I don't know. 00:02:16.020 --> 00:02:17.080 Fucking hell... 00:02:17.080 --> 00:02:18.840 Very creative, I Like It :) 00:02:19.960 --> 00:02:21.520 I love these btw 00:02:22.320 --> 00:02:23.280 I, I think... *discontinued* 00:02:23.280 --> 00:02:24.540 This is so much fun. 00:02:24.540 --> 00:02:25.700 Let's keep watching some more 00:02:25.700 --> 00:02:27.360 *Star Wars gun sound effect* 00:02:27.360 --> 00:02:29.420 *Star Wars theme tune begins* 00:02:29.440 --> 00:02:29.500 Wut? 00:02:29.500 --> 00:02:30.000 What? 00:02:30.000 --> 00:02:30.980 00:02:31.120 --> 00:02:31.780 Oh... 00:02:32.100 --> 00:02:35.860 I didn't remember that... when I was a part of that movie. 00:02:36.580 --> 00:02:37.220 *Laughs* 00:02:39.580 --> 00:02:40.080 NOOO! 00:03:00.820 --> 00:03:02.740 Ha... oh my god 00:03:02.740 --> 00:03:04.580 *Pewds thruster sound effect* 00:03:06.920 --> 00:03:08.320 Mimicking Dude on the Left: There goes another one 00:03:10.700 --> 00:03:12.540 So good so far, I love it. 00:03:12.540 --> 00:03:16.640 *Coldplay song begins* 00:03:16.640 --> 00:03:17.140 Oh mama 00:03:18.240 --> 00:03:19.060 Oh mama mia! 00:03:19.060 --> 00:03:27.360 *Coldplay song continues* 00:03:27.840 --> 00:03:28.400 So GOOD! 00:03:29.420 --> 00:03:32.220 I love it when I'm in shit I shouldn't be in. 00:03:32.220 --> 00:03:33.640 Defintaly not Sanic. (Gotta go Fast) 00:03:33.640 --> 00:03:34.960 There's noone faster than me- 00:03:35.140 --> 00:03:35.900 Oh wow 00:03:35.900 --> 00:03:38.280 That's some pretty good use of greenscreen right their 00:03:38.840 --> 00:03:40.120 *Dance music fades in* 00:03:40.580 --> 00:03:41.080 Ohh 00:03:41.980 --> 00:03:42.660 This is cool, man. 00:03:43.120 --> 00:03:46.620 *Pewds be trippin'* 00:03:46.620 --> 00:03:48.480 This is some funky shit I can get into. 00:03:51.080 --> 00:03:53.640 That's how you dance at the club ladies 00:03:56.380 --> 00:03:57.740 Just air humping... 00:03:57.740 --> 00:03:59.740 And no other movement... 00:03:59.740 --> 00:04:02.680 Announcer: 2... 1... Start for Ignition... 00:04:02.800 --> 00:04:03.480 Oh ffs 00:04:03.520 --> 00:04:05.780 *Pewds thruster/farting noise* 00:04:10.200 --> 00:04:11.320 Oh, It's so good. 00:04:11.620 --> 00:04:19.520 *Sexual noises repeat* 00:04:20.640 --> 00:04:21.620 And we landed... 00:04:22.140 --> 00:04:24.640 *Cheering from croud* 00:04:24.640 --> 00:04:25.600 YEAH! 00:04:25.840 --> 00:04:27.500 I'm now part of the space program 00:04:27.800 --> 00:04:28.760 What can I say? 00:04:28.780 --> 00:04:30.220 It's a big investment 00:04:30.320 --> 00:04:32.880 They wanted to go with a celebrity, big name, uno? 00:04:32.880 --> 00:04:34.980 JackSepticEye: What is that mysterious door behind you? 00:04:34.980 --> 00:04:36.640 JackSepticEye: It's the door to my room. (Obvs) 00:04:36.640 --> 00:04:40.120 There is nothing mysterious about it, it's just how I get in the room 00:04:40.260 --> 00:04:40.760 I mean 00:04:41.100 --> 00:04:41.800 I can open it 00:04:41.860 --> 00:04:43.060 and you can see... 00:04:43.520 --> 00:04:46.400 Pewds: TOP OF THE MORNING TO YA, LADDIES!!! 00:04:46.400 --> 00:04:49.140 I just have to keep it closed all the time cus it's echoy and shit 00:04:49.420 --> 00:04:52.460 Hahahahahahahahaha that is true... 00:04:52.460 --> 00:04:53.800 he does keep me in the closet... 00:04:53.800 --> 00:04:57.000 Greenscreen Pewds: Oh, I love this. It feels hot. 00:04:57.000 --> 00:05:01.620 Greenscreen Pewds: You know what I am gonna do with this, you know what I am gonna do with THIS? 00:05:01.620 --> 00:05:03.740 Greenscreen Pewds: FIST!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1 00:05:03.780 --> 00:05:04.280 Oh.... 00:05:06.540 --> 00:05:07.480 *Sound of baby crying then hitting the floor* 00:05:08.740 --> 00:05:11.220 Greenscreen Pewds: Oh, what is this? 00:05:11.220 --> 00:05:12.600 Oh my god, What the hell?