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綠屏比賽已經完成了

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贏家出爐了

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但在...但在開始前,我要宣布新的比賽

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看一下影片描述的連結

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我要你們上傳最好的pewdiepie meme

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試著有趣,高明,貼題

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什麼都好

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就是別做一些令人尷尬(cringy)的東西

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就像很多人在綠屏比賽裡做的

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沒冒犯之意

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希望所有的粉絲參與

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沒有任何例外

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除了那些天殺的令人尷尬(cringy)的鬼東西

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(小聲)Leafy在這..........
(註:一個Youtuber)

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上吧!!

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從一坨屎,到很讚的編輯

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你們最好不要看下去

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其實我所有的影片都是

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無論如何,來看看吧!

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*我喜歡像這樣搖我的屁股*

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*啥?*

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簡單但有效

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那Marzia的反應
應該自己做成一個meme

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*喔~媽媽~*
*啥?*

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這真棒

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*給...給...給爸爸pewds一點愛*

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天殺的,他想幹嘛??!!

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你覺得好玩嗎??

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你覺得我不會....
喔!!我的天哪!!

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這是啥?

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喔~boy

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我想我知道會發生什麼

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*給國家編緋聞(drama)*

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*我是主持人*

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*殺...殺...殺手keemstar*
(注:一個喜歡編drama的Youtuber)

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三小...
真糟糕,但又很讚

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我不知道

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有創意,我喜歡!!

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順便一提,我喜歡

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真有趣

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好的!讓我們繼續看下去

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啥?

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我不記得電影有這一段

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不!!

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*喔!這是啥??*

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*感覺真棒*

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*想假裝他不在*

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我的天哪!!

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*在另一個*

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到目前都很好,我喜歡

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真讚!!!

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我喜歡這鬼東西
我應該在裡面

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天哪,絕對不是音速小子

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沒人比我快
那...喔!!哇!!

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這是個好的使用綠屏的方法

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這真酷

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這是個時髦的東西,我很可以

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這就是如何在俱樂部裡跳舞,女士們

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跟空氣開幹

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沒其他動作了

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老天...

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喔!這真棒

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喔!我著陸了

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耶!!!!!

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我沒參與太空計畫
我還能說什麼

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這是件大事

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我不想紅,你知道的

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*你背後的們有什麼神秘?*

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*這扇??*

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*這是我房間的門*

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*這沒什麼神秘的
我就這樣進去房間*

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*我是說...如果打開它
你就可以看到...*

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*給妳最棒的早晨,女士們*
(註:jacksepticeye的影片開頭)

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*這就是為什麼當我錄影片的時候,我把它關上*

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這是真的!

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他讓我待在櫃子裡

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*喔~我喜歡*

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*真火辣~~*

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*你知道我要對他做什麼嗎??*

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這是啥??

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老實說,我不知道

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喔!這是啥??!!

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我的天哪!!三小?!

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*喔!等等,這裡有更多給你,寶貝*

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寶貝
(註:baby 寶貝,寶寶)

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這他媽三小!!??

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這就是我....(笑)

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*給妳最棒的早晨,女士們*

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這就是jack第一次被嚇一跳的情形

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三小??!!

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*我要唱..寶貝(baby)*

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*ok,祝好運*

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什麼??!!

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什麼??!!

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什麼??!!

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他們擷取所有我做的片段

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WTF

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*嘿!!近來如何
我是pewdiepie*

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由camtasia免費試驗版製作

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WOW

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*這感覺上有滿滿的meme在裡面*

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我不知道這是在諷刺還是只是

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純粹的...的形式

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耶!!又是這個舞

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這舞步!!!
這舞步!!!

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*近來如何,Bros
這裡是pewdiepie*

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*喔!這是啥??*

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*喔!我喜歡*

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你讓你自己被我幹??
三小??!!

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*耶!!你喜歡*

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*拳交!!!!*

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三小

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這真是奇怪的鬼東西,老兄

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這真是他媽奇怪的...我不...

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繼續!!!

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*近來如何,Bros*

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*瑞典力量!!!!*

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這是超讚的重製

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看看那個!!

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真令人印象深刻

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他媽的讚

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三小??!!

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它不是一匹馬

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*這是你的pewdie*

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*這是我的pewdie*

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*他打擊酸民*

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*還有按摩浴缸*

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我沒有按摩浴缸!!

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*在Youtube遊戲裡*

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*有最多訂閱*

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*但不論他如何嘗試*

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啥??

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*他永遠比不上jacksepticeye*

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啥??!!操你!!

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*開玩笑der~~
pewdiepie我們愛你*

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對!!你最好!!

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*來自法國的Brofist*
來自法國的Brofist

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真棒!!!

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真有創意

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好東西!老兄

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*你們想看魔術嗎??*

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好

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*我可以飛*

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完美的音樂

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完美

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好東西

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任天堂明星大亂鬥特別版

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我在哪裡??

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喔!在那
ok很棒

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*pewdiepie~*
pewdiepie~

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*嘿!!你!*

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*去你的!!
不喜歡你*

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*準備跟我戰鬥吧*

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喔!!讚啦!!

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就是這樣!!庫巴,去你的

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真棒,有創意

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我事實上很印象深刻

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*如果Marzia看到這個*

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*她會這樣...*

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*我在幹嘛??!!*

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*拳交!!*

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*找到了...*

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真棒!!!

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pewds粑粑

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OK!
我沒想到可以做成一首歌

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真酷!!

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*你們想看魔術嗎??*

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*不了...*

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*真的?*

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*我在聽*

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*投給川普*

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真糟糕,但又很讚

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*我在聽*

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*投給川普*

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喔對我有在神鬼獵人裡參一腳
(註:上回的綠屏大賽)

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我完全忘記了

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*像這樣*

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*或像這樣*

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這是他真的看到的

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*投給川普*

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喔!不!

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我的天哪!我不知道...

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*你在這裡秀出你的臉!!malcolm*

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*malcolm你給我出來!!*

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*別擔心...
我們為你準備了特別的...*

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看起來很真實

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我看到一半了

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我要把它分成兩集
因為真的太長了

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但...大大的感謝給那些上傳的人

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我對這一次的綠屏大賽很印象深刻

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我喜歡這類的影片,因為我們可以已起參與

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我覺得很酷

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謝謝大家的參與

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我在做第二集的時候
同時你們可以開始做meme之類的

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我剪掉很多

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就像你上傳了很爛的

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讓他變成有趣的爛東西

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好嗎??

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喜歡的話點個讚,謝謝觀賞

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一如往常的,Bros

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你們真讚

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翻譯,時間軸:John