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Hey, how's it going bros? My name is aaaaaahhhh-

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It is time...

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to get even.

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I'm very excited because today, we get to play the first

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40 minutes, exclusive on the PewDiePie channel.

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Honestly, I don't know much about this game.

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I've just seen snippets, and it's the kind of thing where you've seen it and you're like

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I HAVE TO PLAY THAT.

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This looks so cool.

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So, I'm very very excited to be playing this for you guys.

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I don't know what to expect, but that's a good thing.

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So if you've never heard of this game before...

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Or even if you have...

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Let's, uh, check it out together.

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'Cause it looks amazing.

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Let's go.

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Difficulty: TRAUMATIZING.

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(thumbs up)

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This is gonna go great.

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Okay.

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Hey, don't copy me! What the (laugh)

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OK, what did I sign?

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So this sounds great.

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What is happening?!

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What cello-

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(trying to say cellular breakdown) What?

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(pewds says "oh" while the game does its thing)

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Hey, we're... woah...

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Dude!

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This looks amazing!

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So this is an indie type of game, i'm not sure how indie

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It seems to be ...

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Damn,its look really cool

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Black, stay away from handover site

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We have the girl, you cannot save her.

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Let this run its course

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Okay...

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I don't think I need to look at this anymore but fine

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Here we go

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Woow

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This- I'm so curious, what the hell is happening? *laughs*

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I thought this would kinda be like a horror game..

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But it's not... setting itsel- okay, well I'm not gonna go in that.

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OH never mind.

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*mysterious noise in distance*

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What was that?

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A door get closed behind me?

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Where should I possibly-

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Oh ow

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Where should I possibly go?

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Hey it's a car

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I can run

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Cool graphitti

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*weird noise from pewds*

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What is that sound?

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It seems like I have a timer on me or some shit...

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A'right

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"Switch between your weapons." What the fuck I HAVE WEAPONS

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Okai why do I have weapons?

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Ohmygod are there people here?

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OH okay there are...

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Save the girl. Save the cheerier(?). Save the world.

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Okay well, let's keep it nice and cool.

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I don't have an crosshair, I just realized

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That's cool, I don't need it

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My mouse sensitivity is out of con-

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auh fuck

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"Tab equips your phone." Why would I need my phone?

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Maybe I shouldn't check-

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HEY it's her!

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Damn

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Okay, so now I know who I need to save.

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Yeah she looks like she needs to be saved (OHDAMN)

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Definitely looks like it.

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A'right let's take a nice 'n easy.

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Okay it's dark

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"Green lights on the side of your phone guide you towards nearby evidence."

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Green lights on the side your phone...

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Is that the green light? Oh it is.

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That's cool.

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I need to find evidence.

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Hey it's a drone everybody

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It's a drone

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We're scanning it

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HEY

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What do we find?

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It's a drone

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Damn, how do my voice get so badass Jesus Christ

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Anything else I need to do with that? Great

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I'm happy with my gun, by the way

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I'm happy to just have my-my gun an' shoot people

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I feel like a mindfuck is coming up

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Do you ever feel like there's a mindfuck about to sneak up on ye

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Okay let's take it nice an- HWUA

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Nice an- HUAW

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Oh God.

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Sorry, I panicked

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Oh God.

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There will be military people

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What the fuck where are we?

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Smoke here

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*gasp*

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they're nearby

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Okay

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There's evidence here

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Should we scan for it?

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I guess this smoke yeah

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'Kay let's check it out

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The tension is building

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ShhHHS Goddammit Siri!

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I think I'll

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I think I'll have this gun, thank

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ah wait

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this

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*laugh* this

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THIS GUN thank you

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Yeh say that out loud

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*gunshot* oh shit

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*gunshot*

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*gunshot* There he is.

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Stealth- stealth takedown

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Hell yeah, motherfucka

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GOTTEM

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GOTTEM

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I'll be taking this

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'Kay so this is where I am

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That's cool

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So we're getting near them now

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Okay they're a floor up

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Okay let's try getting out

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The stairs are over here

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Here we go

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Okay

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I don't know where we're going

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But I don't like it

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Oh here we go.

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A'right this should be coming up

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Oh my God SHUT UP MUSIC

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FUCK OFF

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Oh jeez..

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Shhhiet

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Okay they're upstairs

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Okay we're getting close.

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SHHAAA

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I'm fine

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I'm not scared

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Ya think I'm a pussy?

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I never get scared in my goddamn life

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SHUT UP MUSIC THO

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WHAT THE

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OH FUCK

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SHIT

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Oh he's taking a selfie, it's okay

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He's taking a selfie

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It'll be his last selfie

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OH MY GOD WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS

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WOOAW

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Good night, sweet prince

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That's cool

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What do you mean "shit" I fucking killed him.

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She's talk-

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NOOO

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OOHH

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*realizes what he's done*

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This is PewDiePie

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Your husband is not coming home

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*laughs*

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Tell your kids PewDiePie killed-

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*laughs* Goddamit that's horrible

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Oh my god.

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How do I do that with a gun?

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That was so

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Oh shit

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That's the girl!

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That's the girl!

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Fucking Mike

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Okai

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Hey

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It's a Poodiepie

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Ayyy

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Hell yeah

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That slowmo

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How you doing, baby?

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Ayyy

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What eu egh you gotta little uh new fashion accessory

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lemme

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Don't worry

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Don't worry

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I'm- I've done

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sh

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STAY STILL

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GODDAMMIT

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Okay uh

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Aih

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We- uh

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Aih've never done this before

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A couple

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What's the code?

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Well you coulda fucking told me that

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Are you sure?

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Are you sure?

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Ah

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Ahm

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Well that's too bad I gotta go

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*laughs*

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A'right I guess we...

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died?

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Is this Captain Price, by the way?

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I'm playing as?

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It sure feels like it

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Hey COD references everyone

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What happens when you go out in the woods and take LSDs

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You think you're in video games

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Or really you're just

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You're just a senile old man

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"I'm waiting in building B, as-"

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WHAT

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is happening, everyone?

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No ammo, fuck

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A'right that's

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This looks like building B

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That's building A

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Can't tell me what to do, game

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I'm going to building A, mothafuckas

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Nevermind

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I'm going to building B

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I was just kidding, okay?

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I'm sorry

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Hullo?

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This place looks amazing

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Wow, they have a bed and everything

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Oh

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Evidence

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We got evidence dots

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Where are they?

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Where are they pointing?

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Oh we're losi...

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Siri, I

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no one was talking to you Siri like

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What do you think you are?

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Where's this evidence that I'm looking for?

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"The UV Light reveals chemicals substances."

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Okay

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Anyone jizz

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on these matresses?

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Is that what we wanna figure

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hEY

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I found a trail

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Oh the trail is going

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Where's the trail going?

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Ooh

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Okay (x2)

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Oh my god.

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HUA

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WHOOOAAA OKAYYYYY

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Fock's sake, mahn

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Comohhhn

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Oh thas a lot of wheelchairs

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Hello?? Top of 'da morning to yah

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Okay, it's going this way

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Let's keep following the footprints, everyone

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HEY

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It's a monkey!

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*laughs*

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That's...

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Kind of terrifying

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But that's okay

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A'right

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See ya later, monkey

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selfie

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great

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'Kay we're going

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We're going here now

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Uh

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On second thought, we're NOT going there

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It's just a girl, Felix (who could possibly rip your throat out)

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You're fine

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A'right

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I'm not scared of little girls

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I just think

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They should get away from me

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A'right

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Just want them to

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Be as far away as possible

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Ah goddammit

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The wires

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"Vision map"

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"App shows all warm objects"

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Oh shit that's cool

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I think we were wearing them before

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That a microwave?

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WHERE DID THE MONKEY GO

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MONKEY

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MONKEY

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Monkey: I fell, Poodiepie!

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Goddammit

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I'll find whoever did this

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Annnnnnn

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Voilà

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A'right

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One

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Tw-Auh

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shit

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One

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Two

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Uh

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fuck

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Okay 50/50

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Uh

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(this is that eeny meenie mieny mo thing in Swedish) Ule, dole, dof, kinka, lana, kof, kof, alana, bink

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Uh, okay whatever I dont

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GODDAMN

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hEY

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How about that?

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Look at that shit boi

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EYH

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"Your actions will have consequences"

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What does that mean?

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I haven't done anything, game

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I-St

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Tell 'em, I didn't do anything

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The monkey fucked with me

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I did not fuck with the monkey

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Fuking asshole

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Okay

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A'right

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Enough of that

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Let's go check on the lady

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WHAT

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nO

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LISTEN YOU BLEW UP

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NOT ME

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Okay

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Well actually

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I did as well

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See?

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Here we go

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Top of the morning

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What do we got?

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"Upon leaving the military seven years ago

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It seems Black lost years of his life to..."

00:13:23.560 --> 00:13:25.720
"Alcohol *laughs* and occasionally, even drugs.

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Psych reposts suggest Black is walking-

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is a walking contradiction

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Unable to kill without feeling brought with guilt

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Yet only able to find purpose in life through killing.

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No known family or friends."

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Sounds like a great time

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So that's me

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Hey I look good

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Damn I look good ~

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Why was

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He there?

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I don't fucking know

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I don't know why you're asking me this

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AHH

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This is bad

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I had a feeling that would happen

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I had a

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wHAT

00:14:12.360 --> 00:14:13.780
I'm not planning to stop breathing (wow sassy pewds)

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what the fuck

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IM GETTING GAS

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NO

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NOOO

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GODDAMMIT WHAT IS THIS

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Come on, man

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Where is this all going dude?

00:14:50.020 --> 00:14:51.700
I need to stop waking up in places

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What the fuck is that?

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Is that me?

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OH that's us!

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Excellent

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Thank you

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Nai

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I didn't have any questions at all

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I felt like it was

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HEY

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It's a gun

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I will take it

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My gun?

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What the fock

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Hmm

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Uhm

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Yay

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Okai

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A'right

00:16:21.260 --> 00:16:21.900
Okai

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Hey it's a

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thing (very descriptive)

00:16:26.180 --> 00:16:27.460
It's a VR headset

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It was all a game

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Mr. Black

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What is happening here, dude?

00:16:34.380 --> 00:16:35.880
The future seems amazing

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I would love to just live my life like that

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Uh-huh

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Okay

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Excellent

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We got a craz-

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Hey we're back here!

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Shut up

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Shut up

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Ah doesn't work.

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Sorry, tried

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Yeh-da-da-da-da

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I don't know what to do

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I tried

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I tried so hard

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OkAY

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A'right dude

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Listen

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I'm fucking trying

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But like it doesn't fucking work

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Okay?

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Hey

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That should do the trick

00:17:26.780 --> 00:17:28.280
Hey, random stranger in a cell!

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I'll help you!

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Yeh!

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*laughs*

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I'm definitely

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Definitely gonna regret this

00:17:38.300 --> 00:17:40.320
"Remember your actions have consequences."

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Goddammit it's one of those games

00:17:42.420 --> 00:17:43.060
Okay fine

00:17:43.060 --> 00:17:44.320
You know what? Fine

00:17:46.240 --> 00:17:47.660
So where am I supposed to head then?

00:17:47.700 --> 00:17:48.420
Over here?

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Yeah this looks like it

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Oh shit

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I..

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Uhh

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Ma bad

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My bad

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I didn't

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I didn't mean to do it

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OAH

00:18:05.800 --> 00:18:07.080
I DIDNT DO ANYTHING

00:18:08.820 --> 00:18:10.760
*laughs*

00:18:11.620 --> 00:18:12.120
Love

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Love the ragdoll

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Just like *ded*

00:18:14.400 --> 00:18:15.260
*laughs*

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Oh God

00:18:17.840 --> 00:18:18.340
What is

00:18:18.340 --> 00:18:18.840
Ah fuck

00:18:19.220 --> 00:18:19.940
What'd I do

00:18:20.260 --> 00:18:21.440
I should not have done that, shouldn't I?

00:18:26.020 --> 00:18:26.520
Yes

00:18:29.340 --> 00:18:31.420
Played a lot of video games, what can I say?

00:18:49.580 --> 00:18:51.420
I took away the cake and presents?

00:18:55.880 --> 00:18:57.240
YOU KEEP SAYING THAT

00:18:59.280 --> 00:19:00.160
SHUOT UP

00:19:10.700 --> 00:19:11.480
oh my goh

00:19:16.280 --> 00:19:16.780
nO

00:19:18.060 --> 00:19:18.820
Oh my God

00:19:20.880 --> 00:19:21.500
wHAT

00:19:22.900 --> 00:19:24.020
What is all this?

00:19:29.440 --> 00:19:30.460
It's very interesting

00:19:39.440 --> 00:19:40.540
OH shit okay

00:20:10.020 --> 00:20:10.520
Oh yeah

00:20:11.140 --> 00:20:12.260
We know the corner gun

00:20:12.680 --> 00:20:13.840
Good ol' corner gun

00:20:14.360 --> 00:20:16.440
What I really need is the 360 gun

00:20:17.460 --> 00:20:17.960
Hey I

00:20:18.320 --> 00:20:19.080
I got a call

00:20:25.920 --> 00:20:27.120
ah for fuck's sake

00:20:33.480 --> 00:20:34.040
Good fun

00:20:34.340 --> 00:20:34.900
Good fun

00:20:35.160 --> 00:20:35.800
Love that

00:20:39.620 --> 00:20:40.340
YAY

00:20:58.800 --> 00:20:59.920
Fuck I am so confused

00:20:59.920 --> 00:21:00.420
So

00:21:00.420 --> 00:21:03.040
Basically we're replaying our memories

00:21:03.540 --> 00:21:04.800
To understand what happened

00:21:06.400 --> 00:21:07.120
That's cool

00:21:07.300 --> 00:21:08.340
That's cool man

00:21:09.500 --> 00:21:11.340
Oh wow this looks fantastic

00:21:13.100 --> 00:21:13.820
Excellent

00:21:14.000 --> 00:21:14.940
Do I have my gun?

00:21:15.600 --> 00:21:16.420
HELL YEAH

00:21:16.440 --> 00:21:17.660
The Corner Gun

00:21:21.580 --> 00:21:22.400
Goddammit

00:21:23.080 --> 00:21:23.860
Okay we keep

00:21:23.860 --> 00:21:24.360
We keep

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We just keep going I gue

00:21:25.560 --> 00:21:26.060
I don't

00:21:26.780 --> 00:21:27.740
Why stop here?

00:21:28.840 --> 00:21:29.400
This way

00:21:29.520 --> 00:21:30.360
Please

00:21:30.800 --> 00:21:31.680
It looks amazing

00:21:31.680 --> 00:21:32.180
I

00:21:32.180 --> 00:21:32.740
I really

00:21:33.620 --> 00:21:34.920
Love the style of the game

00:21:41.480 --> 00:21:42.960
WHY DON'T YOU TELL ME WHERE TO GO THEN

00:21:56.940 --> 00:21:57.820
The scanner?

00:22:02.520 --> 00:22:03.400
What the fuck

00:22:19.120 --> 00:22:20.160
That makes no sense

00:22:20.460 --> 00:22:21.440
But I mean of course!

00:22:21.440 --> 00:22:22.640
That makes so much sense

00:22:24.200 --> 00:22:25.420
Fuck am I going in circles again?

00:22:25.620 --> 00:22:26.300
No I'm not

00:22:26.420 --> 00:22:27.280
We're going through

00:22:27.520 --> 00:22:28.160
Here we go

00:22:46.440 --> 00:22:46.940
Great

00:22:46.940 --> 00:22:47.440
That's

00:22:54.800 --> 00:22:55.300
Hey

00:22:55.920 --> 00:22:56.960
Look who did it!

00:22:57.440 --> 00:22:59.340
How about that?

00:23:01.180 --> 00:23:02.200
Sssshut up

00:23:02.780 --> 00:23:03.280
Nope

00:23:05.400 --> 00:23:06.720
Don't tell me what to do mothafuckas

00:23:09.340 --> 00:23:10.300
What the fuck?

00:23:12.380 --> 00:23:12.880
HEI

00:23:14.480 --> 00:23:15.140
AHH

00:23:19.960 --> 00:23:21.040
Perfectly normal

00:23:21.700 --> 00:23:22.200
Yup

00:23:26.400 --> 00:23:26.900
Hey I

00:23:27.000 --> 00:23:27.920
We found it!

00:23:29.920 --> 00:23:30.720
Okay listen

00:23:30.720 --> 00:23:31.360
Shut up, a'right?

00:23:31.360 --> 00:23:33.040
You gave me the wrong fucking code

00:23:38.680 --> 00:23:39.480
That's cool

00:23:40.940 --> 00:23:42.160
So we can shoot this guy

00:23:47.500 --> 00:23:48.640
That's a cool fucking gun

00:23:48.640 --> 00:23:49.360
I gotta say

00:23:51.500 --> 00:23:53.340
The new IPhone I gotta get on that shit

00:23:54.480 --> 00:23:54.980
Oop

00:23:58.380 --> 00:23:59.760
Don't tell me how to live my life

00:23:59.780 --> 00:24:00.640
Goddammit

00:24:01.680 --> 00:24:02.620
What do we do now then?

00:24:04.300 --> 00:24:05.860
Okay so, look up the ceiling

00:24:06.980 --> 00:24:07.580
Press

00:24:08.060 --> 00:24:09.460
"E will allow you to aim above the"

00:24:09.500 --> 00:24:10.640
Okay here we go

00:24:11.600 --> 00:24:12.300
Yay

00:24:15.480 --> 00:24:16.520
Glad we did that

00:24:18.720 --> 00:24:19.220
Okay

00:24:19.260 --> 00:24:20.140
We keep going

00:24:22.660 --> 00:24:24.140
Listen, you need to calm down!

00:24:24.140 --> 00:24:25.480
I didn't do anything!

00:24:25.480 --> 00:24:26.000
A'right?

00:24:26.100 --> 00:24:27.280
I'm just using my

00:24:27.800 --> 00:24:29.480
My little Corner Gun hehah

00:24:29.940 --> 00:24:30.560
Where'd he go?

00:24:30.660 --> 00:24:31.180
There he is

00:24:32.260 --> 00:24:32.800
Fuck

00:24:33.060 --> 00:24:33.780
Did I do that right?

00:24:33.780 --> 00:24:34.580
I don't think I

00:24:35.440 --> 00:24:35.940
Did I

00:24:36.100 --> 00:24:36.820
Ehhh fuck it

00:24:36.820 --> 00:24:38.060
I did it somewhat right

00:24:41.600 --> 00:24:42.180
Uhh

00:24:42.340 --> 00:24:43.620
"Press Alt to scan"

00:24:47.880 --> 00:24:48.380
Here we go

00:24:48.380 --> 00:24:48.900
We're scanning it

00:24:48.980 --> 00:24:49.480
Cool

00:24:50.180 --> 00:24:51.640
This gun is so fucking cool

00:24:52.060 --> 00:24:53.460
It's so badass (unlike you)

00:24:56.520 --> 00:24:57.400
I mean it's kind of

00:24:57.620 --> 00:24:58.500
Kind of a

00:24:59.220 --> 00:25:00.060
A pussy-ass gun

00:25:00.060 --> 00:25:00.560
But

00:25:00.560 --> 00:25:01.060
I mean

00:25:01.060 --> 00:25:02.200
*laughs* You shooting around

00:25:02.380 --> 00:25:02.880
Hey

00:25:02.920 --> 00:25:03.480
Pistols

00:25:09.240 --> 00:25:10.120
Technically I'm not even here

00:25:10.120 --> 00:25:10.960
What the fuck

00:25:11.500 --> 00:25:12.460
Technically you're a

00:25:12.960 --> 00:25:13.840
Take 'em down

00:25:15.000 --> 00:25:17.120
It's time to have some fun with the Corner Gun

00:25:19.140 --> 00:25:20.020
I'm not great at that

00:25:20.020 --> 00:25:21.760
I'm not great at this Corner Gun thing

00:25:23.620 --> 00:25:24.720
Aw shit is there more?

00:25:27.160 --> 00:25:28.160
Put your gun away?

00:25:28.160 --> 00:25:28.720
FUCKYOU

00:25:29.400 --> 00:25:31.620
CORNER GUN ACTIVATE

00:25:32.840 --> 00:25:33.380
GOTTEM

00:25:35.360 --> 00:25:36.000
Hell yeah

00:25:36.000 --> 00:25:37.300
I love the music it's so good

00:25:38.580 --> 00:25:40.420
Euh I think I'll get this one

00:25:40.560 --> 00:25:41.660
All by myself

00:25:42.720 --> 00:25:43.220
Where's he?

00:25:43.220 --> 00:25:44.240
Oh shit, there he is

00:25:44.820 --> 00:25:45.740
Corner Gun

00:25:46.280 --> 00:25:47.960
Don't activate *laughs*

00:25:50.400 --> 00:25:51.680
The music is so cool

00:25:53.580 --> 00:25:54.580
A'right well that was fun

00:25:55.020 --> 00:25:56.160
I love killing people

00:25:57.000 --> 00:25:58.780
Hey this is a cool elevator

00:25:59.680 --> 00:26:02.760
Uh take me to the ground floor please

00:26:02.760 --> 00:26:06.000
Corner Gun (x3) Corner-

00:26:24.340 --> 00:26:25.980
We're 100% gonna meet Roger

00:26:26.300 --> 00:26:27.520
Or Rooorgger

00:26:28.240 --> 00:26:29.400
Stevo ai

00:26:29.640 --> 00:26:30.980
Corner Gun time, everybody

00:26:31.100 --> 00:26:32.560
It's Corner Gun time

00:26:32.800 --> 00:26:33.520
Ha ha

00:26:33.580 --> 00:26:35.180
Corner Gun that bitch

00:26:36.840 --> 00:26:37.340
UH

00:26:37.580 --> 00:26:38.080
Uh

00:26:38.260 --> 00:26:38.860
Ahh

00:26:39.700 --> 00:26:40.460
Ah Oh

00:26:40.920 --> 00:26:41.420
OH

00:26:41.980 --> 00:26:43.140
Hey another elevator

00:26:43.140 --> 00:26:43.780
How great

00:26:44.440 --> 00:26:45.000
Love 'em

00:26:46.000 --> 00:26:48.200
Elevators. Can't live without 'em

00:26:48.200 --> 00:26:49.580
If you don't have legs

00:26:49.640 --> 00:26:50.440
I don't know

00:26:50.620 --> 00:26:51.560
Okay great

00:26:51.640 --> 00:26:52.340
This is

00:27:16.440 --> 00:27:18.320
What the fuck are you talking about

00:27:22.240 --> 00:27:24.160
Um okay well, here's the plan

00:27:25.260 --> 00:27:26.100
And uh

00:27:26.320 --> 00:27:27.040
There's uh

00:27:27.040 --> 00:27:27.560
com

00:27:27.560 --> 00:27:28.900
There's comp- What?

00:27:33.460 --> 00:27:34.200
Uhm

00:27:39.040 --> 00:27:40.340
What? 7

00:27:44.620 --> 00:27:45.420
Oh my god

00:27:45.940 --> 00:27:46.660
5

00:27:51.100 --> 00:27:52.220
This is so weird

00:27:52.760 --> 00:27:54.080
I love the music it's so nice

00:27:54.780 --> 00:27:55.960
759

00:27:56.620 --> 00:27:57.820
Could there be one more?

00:27:59.020 --> 00:27:59.660
Who the fuck

00:27:59.680 --> 00:28:00.560
That's a nice dawg

00:28:00.860 --> 00:28:01.360
4

00:28:05.680 --> 00:28:06.180
Hey

00:28:06.820 --> 00:28:09.580
The mind has a funny way of remembering things

00:28:10.220 --> 00:28:10.940
That was true

00:28:10.940 --> 00:28:12.400
Hey it's a new router

00:28:19.880 --> 00:28:20.380
Yes

00:28:21.840 --> 00:28:22.940
We're hacking into the

00:28:26.000 --> 00:28:26.880
Oh my god

00:28:27.020 --> 00:28:28.020
Shhh

00:28:30.600 --> 00:28:32.920
Siri, please you don't need to guilt me a'right?

00:28:32.920 --> 00:28:34.040
I spilled coffee

00:28:49.400 --> 00:28:50.380
Good ol' Corner Gun

00:28:50.380 --> 00:28:51.340
My best friend

00:28:51.920 --> 00:28:53.140
Is that- What is this then?

00:28:53.920 --> 00:28:55.280
Ooh it's building up

00:28:56.420 --> 00:28:56.920
Oh

00:28:57.660 --> 00:28:58.640
A'right

00:29:00.020 --> 00:29:02.660
Corner Gun left. Corner Gun right.

00:29:05.220 --> 00:29:06.340
Hell yeah

00:29:06.780 --> 00:29:07.720
WHOOOOO

00:29:08.220 --> 00:29:10.820
This is a really, really, interesting, new game

00:29:10.820 --> 00:29:11.320
I'm..

00:29:11.840 --> 00:29:12.880
I really enjoy it!

00:29:12.880 --> 00:29:14.020
I hope you did as well!

00:29:14.300 --> 00:29:16.300
If you had fun haha leave a like

00:29:16.300 --> 00:29:18.240
PewDiePie plays games, everyone

00:29:18.300 --> 00:29:20.040
I-I love when PewDiePie plays games

00:29:20.040 --> 00:29:21.160
It's *laughs*

00:29:22.180 --> 00:29:23.940
That's all I'm allowed to play for now

00:29:24.160 --> 00:29:26.280
Maybe I'll check out the full game when it comes out

00:29:26.280 --> 00:29:27.700
Lemme know if you want me to do that

00:29:27.700 --> 00:29:28.660
And as always...

00:29:30.160 --> 00:29:31.640
*kisses fist* stay awesome (fist me daddy)